Xiling Empire Chapter 535: Shadow City day trip from Illya

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On a wide balcony, four eyess face each other at a distance of three meters, and a low-pressure zone within a five-meter radius.

One side was accepted as planned today body Check by the way " Big Brother "For play Illya , One side was just Chief of state He suffocated his stomach and released it rudely. Doll of Suigintou , Two silver-haired " Lolita "The needlepoint stared at Maimandi, and the atmosphere was estimated to be the same as when Sasaki met Miyamoto Musashi.

"Hey, who are you? Why are you nestling in Big Brother? Do n’t know that place is exclusive to Illya?"

The silver-haired "Loli" armor with Ling Ran's momentum first made trouble.

Sorry to interrupt, in fact, as long as any one of the three of Pandora, Viska, Little Bubbles is present, have you not succeeded in monopolizing it?

"Who is rare in that position !!" Suigintou was originally sprinkled with evil fire, and at this moment just detonated the explosive barrel. "It's all that stupid being rude! It's you, where are you from? ? "

"cough cough, I say a few words ..."

I coughed twice and tried to persuade me to let this metal storm and a magic bomb (not completely) fight here. Although house does not necessarily collapse, the potted plants left by Lily Na during her lifetime must be finished.

Eh, did I just mention the lifetime?

"Shut up!" "Don't talk Big Brother!"

Yes, you two are arguing, I am watching.

But thanks to my Lord Della for blessing, in the end these two scourges still did not quarrel, because Onee-sama suddenly pushed open the balcony door and came in: "A'Jun, did you see Illya? Said to check body first, she ran away alone. Ah ... Ah, it ’s here, Suigintou is also ... "

It is quite obvious that at the moment when Onee-sama appeared, the figures of 92.3cm and 133cm both shivered, and then changed their expressions at an alarming rate. The two little brat were close to each other, and Illya stretched towards Suigintou with a kind smile on his face. Go for it: "Ah, my name is Ilya Sophie von Einzberren, Big Brother's favorite sister, please take care of me for the first time."

"Uh ... first meeting, Suigintou, yes ... yes ..."

"Bubble recently researched a new generation of artificial intelligence prototype codenamed No. 1 machine that is good at collecting dragon **** and tying feather dusters. Dreaming to break through one meter in height tomorrow spring." I found an opportunity to fight back while taking advantage of my sister halo The rebellious Suigintou is in a state of honesty, and I did not hesitate to say anything.

Then the two little girls gritted their teeth at an angle that Onee-sama couldn't see. Suigintou also gnashed their teeth at my eyes. From this angle, they completed such difficult facial expressions. I really want to know how Rozen is done, ya Do you major in polymer materials?

"It seems to be a good relationship," Onee-sama, who was always a little bit nervous in unexpected places, didn't know, but just kept a warm smile and looked at the two "Little Girl" in front of him, "Then make a friend, Suigintou, especially you, usually too lonely. I met new friends this time, so I must change my bad habit of playing barrage everywhere. If I fight ... Sister I can punish Oh~ ~~ 呵呵 ~~~ "

appeared! That black breath!

I recall what I said just now, Onee-sama is not at all nervous. In dealing with awkward children, Onee-sama has sharpened unimaginable skills in me since I was a child. The acting level of Suigintou and Illya can't escape the glaring eyes of Onee-sama no matter how brilliant. ...

Suigintou and Illya shivered neatly, and the two most heady little ones wisely chose to admit their fate at this moment, and then respectfully sent Onee-sama away.

"Well, this is over. Although I do n’t know why, I instinctively feel that I have provoke a very big sister. I always feel that I will be ill with all kinds of illnesses and poverty. I will wipe out the last match. At eleven o'clock in the night, he died on the third step of the gate of a mansion. Oh! "Illya said with a bitter expression, almost incoherently.

Uh, Onee-sama, has your curse turned toward high precision? There is also Illya. What a cruel thing is that you are ability Oh!, will you not be a disciple who Lin Xue secretly taught?

"Well, it ’s a big deal to be obedient in the next few days."

Suigintou squinted at Illya disdainfully, and the two girls who did n’t deal with it when they saw each other never forgot to fight, "It ’s you, stupid! I will remember those words you just said! No matter what reason you have! I have already Angry! "

Tap, tap.

I laughed humorously on the Suigintou head twice, and I already knew what the other party ’s reaction was when I said those words. I naturally would n’t mind her being rude. In fact, Suigintou is just an angry pair It did n’t lose my mind on the spot, which surprised me a lot. If I guessed right, it was just a panic: a Rozen Maiden has always believed that the only goal of survival suddenly proved to be wishful thinking. The huge panic caused Suigintou to choose to ignore the facts paranoidly and just wanted to find someone to spread the fire. This reaction proves one thing: stay at home dad halo has found the rooting soil and waiting for has a chance to show its power.

cough cough, I am not a Loli controller-theoretically is like this.

"Pap!" Suigintou snapped my hand for the first time and turned her head to fly away. Due to the Onee-sama's ban, she still dared not let the metal storm go, but she still put on a vicious sentence: "Do not touch me ! I hate you now! So do n’t think of touching me again! "

"Bang!"

This Idiot ... this is the first time today that it has fallen due to hitting a barrier?

"Big Brother, where is that big Doll? Ah?" Illya looked at the direction of Suigintou's fall with dissatisfaction, "Too rude to Big Brother! Illya killed her!"

"Hey!" I pressed the small head of Illya, "Forget how to educate you before? Do n’t hang murderous things on your lips, you have to make a normal girl son, build it for me first Let ’s talk about the normal outlook on life! "

"Well ... Big Brother is so harsh ..." Illya pursed her lips dissatisfiedly, "Illya doesn't think there is anything wrong with this, but it means Big Brother, just listen."

Ah, what can I say?

Since I was a child, I was a tool that was "made". Illya ’s unconscionable father and mother never gave her the slightest love. Everything accepted by this Little Girl was prepared for the advent of Holy Grail, including endless transformation , Magic experiment, endurance training, this kind of inhumanity has accompanied her for more than ten years since memory. If it was not the case when she was a baby, let Illya take everything as a matter of course. You ca n’t accept this kind of destruction, but relatively, no one has cared about the inner shaping of Illya-tools can only be tools, anyway, disposable consumables that will die in their teens. In that unnecessary waste, it is better to make this "little Holy Grail" a little more perfect, this is the logic of those magicians.

After such a childhood, where does Illya's normal outlook on life come from?

She can kill with a smile, just because her mood is slightly uncomfortable, because she does n’t know that killing is wrong!

The most cruel people on World are pure white paper babies, because they are indifferent to everything, and Illya is so pure white. Although she seems to be a lot normal now, but to establish a perfect and normal outlook on life, I It is estimated that it will be a long time.

What else can I say about her?

"Go check body," I lightly pressed on the head of Little Girl, "Tavel has prepared a new body for you, exactly like your current form, Della also helped, I believe you will Very satisfied with that body. "

"Don't!" unexpectedly, Illya shook his head firmly, "Illya doesn't like body like this at all now!"

"Hey?"

"Illya doesn't want to be a grown-up kid!" silver-haired's "Lolita" shook his head firmly, "If it can grow up, how good Oh! Illya must be the same as Shandora's sister body!"

"But I think it's good now." With 120,000 points of sincerity, I looked at Illya and said that I need to reiterate here that I am not a Loli control.

It ’s not guilty!

"But this is just a child ..." Illya was still depressed, with his head down and his finger together drawn in circles, "Just can do nothing about it married Big Brother ..."

After two seconds.

"What are you talking about?" I was overjoyed ... cough cough, shocked, "Who told you this everything in disorder thing?"

"It's Tohsaka," Illya bluntly called the last name of a Ojou-sama, "She asked Illya to memorize this sentence before going to United Kingdom, saying that as long as she said this in front of Big Brother, you can see the Big Brother face The expression of the first expression is overjoy and then frightened, it will be very interesting, it seems that she did not lie to me! "

Tohsaka ... you Ojou-sama who got in the bones! You deserve to live a life of poverty and live on the rent of Alien!

In my heart, I had a lot of complaints about Tohsaka tsukkomi/ridicule. I still sent Illya who wanted to grow up to Shadow City semi-compulsively and asked her to do body inspection.

It ’s expensive to do anything this year. Change to body, especially the body that Goddess of Life personally participated in the manufacture. That is not the same as changing a big pants. How can you return if you do n’t like it?

"Wow Oh! !!!"

It was exactly what I expected. The Illya who first came to Shadow City almost yelled all the way, leading the roadside traverser to bend down. It was completely a child's heart. girl simply did not understand her (psychological) age. Some are reserved and hypocritical, but they wantonly express their innermost excitement, "So big! So big spaceship has passed Oh! Big Brother, there is a big spaceship ... Ah, there is a big big big The giant is gone too! Big Brother, is this city your capital? It ’s amazing ... Wow! Army, army, and that is the power armor in legend? A tauren wearing power armor! Big Brother Sure enough, it is the most powerful! "

Hey, is there an inevitable connection between the Tauren machine gunners and the Big Brother ’s most powerful?

However, seeing Illya now is full of innocent smiles from the heart, I do n’t care about the ambiguous way of talking about this girl, maybe she has experienced true happiness since she was a child, some are just That twisted joy ... Well, just let her play for a while.

"Big Brother, who are those Ah? over there"

"That's Avatar, a group of forced demolition appeals that have nowhere to go."

"Big Brother, what is that Ah? glowing!"

"That is a Super Saiyan, claiming to be heresy, but it is said to have come from time and space, and I do n’t know the story of Dragon Ball."

"Big Brother, it ’s weird to come over there, the right hand is red and red, and it ’s still locked!"

"Oh, that is the ghost swordsman from Arad Continent, it seems to be called Niuzaitian what, and his name is vulgar ..."

How many weird guys have recently come to Shadow City?

"Hey? Big Brother, that's Greek ... what kind of empire's animal is it? It looks so cute, like a rabbit and a cat, and there are two golden circles on the ears!"

"Oh, that thing is called QB ..."

After three seconds of sudden silence, in Illya's puzzled sight, I turned my head and called: "Royal Guard! Imperial Soldier! The director of the Women's Federation of the Urban Management Association Street Office gave me here!"

A terrible vote of terminators immediately blocked the way.

"Grab that QB! Then send it to Shandora-just say it ’s a snack for her! In the future, if this kind of thing comes over without a second word, just throw it in the reaction furnace, inside the Imperial Shadow City, QB Not allowed to enter Long Aotian! "

A group of violent people responded with a rush, and the expression on their faces followed the otaku for thirty years, and then suddenly encountered Icarus, who was as soft and charming as a girl. I only knew it when I asked it. It turns out that the **** cat and rabbit are now in Shadow City. It ’s not just me who has complaints about hybrids. Since that weird thing that cats, cats, rabbits and rabbits have not been sent since then, they have been conscientiously engaged in MLM everywhere throughout the Shadow City, claiming that they can be transformed into Magic girls as long as they sign an agreement with Rush. Can instantly master large-scale fire suppression and precise blasting skills, and can fly at Mach 3.5 in high altitude regardless of the laws of physics, and sign an agreement to turn right, send a **** cool little cute workwear-on the condition that each time it is worn Must change clothes in public in a mortal way, as described by the director of the Empire Street Office in this piece, a nameless subordinate Commander, that is an instigator who is more **** than Sicaro, but everybody does not know how to deal with it. Of: Under the current situation of World residents, we have to define Ya as a highly intelligent creature even if it is always a rabbit, no one knows This guy should be called QB should not be shelter "Cross World Protection Law".

However, now that everyone can confirm that QB has no human rights, just like Long Aotian.

"Well, in this case, Della has to work overtime to fix World deviation ..."

A small and cute head melon drilled out of my jacket pocket, watching a nine-turned rabbit demon thrown into the phase cage and said depressedly.

"little brat, remember one thing," I took out a little from my pocket and held it in front of my eyes, said seriously, "For love and peace and girls and healing and the grievances of the majority of otaku is more important for headless Sister ’s head, QB must die! "

little brat understands nodded, and then firmly said: "Since it means A'Jun, it must be a very important thing! Della will notify the previous students and list QB as a prohibited creature!"

Well, the evil QB family, let the nine gods and gods collectively stare at me, I see how long you can still trample!

"Big Brother, was that little animal just now a dangerous thing?"

Until then, Illya found the opportunity to intervene, and said regrettably.

"Illya, you can't just look at the surface when looking at things," I sneered at the small head of Illya. I feel that it feels worse than Pandora. Is it because you are not used to this height? "That kind of creature was a yin beast just now, deceived female student exclusively by its cute appearance, deceived the other party to sign the Magic girl's contract, and then did something that was enviable ... cough cough, something filled with indignation, so remember Whenever you want to cherish life, stay away from Magic girls-just now who is who, who said that QB is preaching in the city? Did it cause any harm? "

"Qi your majesty, that creature has not made any progress!"

What I call Who Who Who Empire Military Officer gave me a brief introduction to QB ’s missionary experience here, and I understood it, to be honest, a little sympathetic to the hybrid rabbit.

The first sale was on Lianna's head-the latter gave Ya a hook on the spot, and the second time found sister Misaka. The latter said that she would first meet with more than 10,000 sisters to discuss The dead rabbit sifted the bran on the spot and left, third time came to the door of Laura? Shi Duhua-when he left, dizzy and light-headed held twenty hardcover versions of the Bible, a look that was anti-brainwashed, and it hit the fourth time In addition to Sylvia, theoretically is the best one to deceive the entire Shadow City.

The following is the process:

QB: "Hello."

Sylvia: "..."

QB: "... come to sign a contract with me and become a Magic girl ..."

Sylvia: "..."

QB: "No matter what it is, I can help you achieve it."

Sylvia: "..."

QB's expression left with a wound.

Sylvia: "Ah-hello, ah? Nobody —"

The fifth time ... QB still met Sylvia-at least it thought so, this time the other party responded to his hello, and then did not talk nonsense, turning his head and splitting away at the speed of five Mach It was a raven, the original empire-Magic girl.

The rabbit cat was stimulated by this World native Magic girl to the point that he did n’t go out for a full day of sales.

Sixth time ... I really admire the perseverance of a professional salesman, it actually went on the sixth ... Amount, it seems that the situation is not the same, it did not conduct the sixth sales, the fifth The Raven Magic girl has made QB discouraged. For the sixth time, it encountered anti-sales: a mysterious uncle in a black suit with sunglasses on his face and a small shoulder bag intercepted QB ...

This is the only thing that throughout history Sicaro has done for me in the piracy business, and he can actually let the female artists of Shuangxin Shuangxin walk into the heart of a rabbit!

The above are the most dedicated and **** salesmen in history. Comrade QB? William James at Shadow City is also in the last few days of his entire life journey, which makes people cry. (To be continued, if you want to know the future, please log in, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!)