Xiling Empire Chapter 1375: And female man together
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Here is the Icetis family. The Obsidian Palace has left the reality space and is now wandering in a twisted world.
Bing Ding and Bing Mama prepared a hearty family banquet, first to welcome her daughter home, and second, to welcome guests from Xiling Empire. Although it ’s rude to think so, it ’s great to not have to face leeks boxes and egg filling cakes at Icetis-of course not to say that leeks boxes and egg filling cakes are bad, but you guys think about it After eighty-one hardships and nine deaths to Tianzhu, the Buddha ordered him to get him a copy of "The Quick Guide to the Dharma - Datang Book Bureau Responsibility" for five pennies ...
You should understand how I feel when I eat at Father God.
Because it was a family banquet, there was no one else beside the dinner table. Except for the Kuvain couple, only Icetis and I from the Soul Version were present. The female housekeeper Mo did not attend the scene this time. There were only two smoke groups. The general shadow slave served as a servant beside him, pouring tea and pouring water to listen to his orders. This atmosphere theoretically should be especially relaxed, but the goose bumps and cold sweat on my body are the endless waves of the Yangtze River after the waves, the atmosphere is beginning to make people miss the Father God's leek box. I put a spoonful of corn-like beans into my mouth and couldn't help looking up at the source of this strange atmosphere: Uncle Kuvain and Aunt Sally's burning eyes still fell here.
The two have been staring for almost ten minutes since they started eating. The ice mom is better. At least when you bow your head to eat, you have to keep the lady's manners. The ice dad is more wonderful, just like now. In this way, Uncle Kuvain kept his eyes and looked straight forward to eat there, completely relying on groping to fork the food from the table and put it in his mouth, his face always had a weird smile, so tell you : The upper part of the nose bridge of the old man has been solidified with the space of surroundings. This great aristocratic old man dumbfounded is similar to the late stage of Alzheimer's. I suspect that if he takes his chair away now, he can use his face as a fulcrum to fix it in the air ...
"Then ..." I was horrified by the strange gaze of the ice father, and even the Icetis stuck in my within the body was also stared by my father and mother (the latter followed me) A perspective), finally could not help but speak.
"You said you said--" Uncle Kuvain kept the first half of his face frozen, and looked at the second half with a smile, the tone was called a kind, "Oh, the food is still satisfactory, Ai Sally made it by hand , She is a good craftsman. When I chased her back, I had a main purpose of not having to cook for myself in the future ... "
Bingma tried to keep herself as a high-end Goddess of Darkness with a smile while inserting a knife into the icedaddy ’s arm: the latter was completely unfeeling. Well, he really doesn't feel it ...
"The food is pretty good," I think my stiff face is the same as applying three layers of paste and air-drying for three days. I laughed and felt slag, "You keep looking at me ... yes What's the matter? "
“It ’s okay, I ’m used to it.” The ice dad smiled happily, completely ignoring the arm with a shocking knife, and Aunt Ai Sally looked at her knife on her husband ’s arm a little stunnedly. , I do n’t know if I thought about something, I unplugged it. I even heard a churn ...
It ’s a bit hard to eat. It ’s so stressful to eat at Icetis. This is a pair of amazing parents. It was n’t so serious when I came last time-I can only explain it because Sister Bing ca n’t be the target for tens of millions of years. She is already worrying about her father and mother's mental illness. Now as long as any male creature appears within a radius of 10 meters around Icetis, the two parents may be treated as son-in-law, like me. That must be a high-risk target.
But it ’s impossible for these two people to worry—I turned my head to look at the Icetis (body) sitting next to me. The latter also turned to me with a dead fisheye look. Of course, this action came from Conditioned reflex. On the head of the guru-level elder sister, it is usually almost a complete Chinese version, drinking and playing cards and playing group fights, sitting cross-legged on the sofa and nibbling biscuits to watch boxing matches, carrying a wine bottle and squatting on the road to whistle across the road-this She's doing it all. I feel like I'm with her from the beginning to the end. It is said that woman is made of water, the man is made of mud, the female man is made of cement, so Icetis I suspect that it is made of titanium alloy mixed with granite. Anyone who has been with her for more than three days can never be with this big sister. The head has the illusion of falling in love: ice dad ice mom you really think too much ...
But this ca n’t be said directly, and there are two results directly: the ice dad and the ice mom suffered a huge blow, seeing through World and life from then on to the road of no return to the evil god, or Icetis was angry and anger in my mind. To sing "Conquer", no one can afford it.
So I could only smile with embarrassment and bow my head to eat, at the same time could n’t help but start thinking about it: it seems that it ’s not a person who suspects that I have lovers relationship with Icetis, regardless of the ice father, Father God occasionally This is a joke on the topic, Ilson also often dared to congratulate the elder sister and the married man is hopeful-every time they are fetched by a brick, Shandora is also very different. Icetis "You have the dry food of the Lord", it seems that except for me and Icetis It feels like everyone in surroundings believes this.
Is it true that the female gangster is playing cards with a small piece of paper and looks like lovers?
After thinking for a few seconds, I feel that this problem has to rise to the height of world outlook. With their own personalities and Icetis, it is not in line with our habits to entangle on this issue-so I love it, anyway, choose The best way to get along with us is to do it. It ’s not bad to be a buddy. I still remember that I have the master's dry food, let's take care of them for Shandora.
Thinking about it, I continue to work on my second task besides eating: picking the food named Icetis from the table and delivering it to the mouth of the dead fisheye sister: "Open your mouth, bite, eat slowly, Enough chewing before swallowing. Open your mouth! This is a fork! "
Bing Ding Bing Mama continued to stare here with six hot pluses, but now I can do it with a sense of backwaters, just sitting on the opposite side of the table with two wax figures. Icetis's body subconsciously is eating, licking his lips after eating, and his eyes continue to cast on the table: it is not full yet. I could n’t help but think of the little girl who took care of Little Bubbles', as long as she was not full, she would keep staring at the table and would not speak (no one understood), until someone continued to feed her. This is to take the Tangtang Bing sister as a baby care, I can't help raising my lips at the thought of here.
"What are you laughing at?" Icetis's soul is a little unhappy. She looks at World from the same perspective as me. She probably thinks that she (body) is a little silly now, thinking that I am laughing at her.
I wiped her face while feeding Icetis: "It ’s nothing-does it make sense to feed you this way? Does your body get stuck here, and you ca n’t taste it? Your body is not afraid of hunger. Die. "
"Is the concubine just thinking about a psychological balance? Are you in charge?" Icetis's soul said carefree. I can imagine her teeth and claws. "In the middle of the table, there is something like a barbecue, and then across the table, that Green cold dishes, and then my dad is on hand ... "
I do n’t think it will take long for me to fully understand the recipe of this female rogue.
I finally finished my meal under the pressure of Icetis parents ’eyes, and I plan to walk around after dinner: It ’s not the first time I ’ve come to Bingjia ’s house. I ’m also a regular visitor here. I wo n’t walk around for the first time Come as lost. But before I got up and had no time to speak, Uncle Kuvain spoke first: "Chen, you have to take care of my girl these days, right?"
I looked at Bing Daddy with a wary eye, and I was afraid that his next sentence would be: Do you want to name a good boy? It is not impossible for a similar situation. But looking at the other party without saying anything, I nodded: "Well, when I came, I did promise to take care of the body of Icetis. But she is now at home, probably nothing happened to me in God's Domain these days, she Not staying at home? "
"The main part of her is on you, why is she staying at home?" Kuvain pointed at me with a smile, I was talking about body of Icetis, but he was talking about the soul of the latter, "So I entrust you by the way Take care of the body of my girl, anyway, she has been carrying her soul with me, no matter how many bodies I carry with me. "
Is this really Sister Bing's father? You seem to have no pressure to entrust your daughter|girl to a man, especially your daughter|girl's current body is still in an absolutely undefended state.
But I did n’t dare to say this, because Icetis is crazy to be crazy: I ca n’t stay away from her yet.
"This is actually the case," Kuvain looked at the Shadow Slaves tidying up the table, as if they just remembered to explain, "We asked Father God, Icetis needs one to two weeks to be freed, and freed The degree of difficulty is related to her degree of contact with her original body. So I hope that you can usually contact her body together as much as possible, so that her soul can produce resonance with body as soon as possible. In fact, I have a little research in the field of soulology ... "
The Kuvain was interrupted by Icetis before it was finished: "Are n’t you a scum?"
Ice Daddy was stunned by his own daughter|girl, gnashing his teeth and saying, "You girl ... can't your dad learn by himself? Anyway, now you shut up-where did you just say? Oh yes, actually I also have some attainments in Soulology. It ’s true to listen to my advice. If you stay with my girl too much, you two will be back to normal soon. "
I looked at Ice Daddy suspiciously. The more I looked at the other party, the more nervous I was. The more nervous the other party was, the more I could n’t help staring at it. Then, when I looked at him, there was cold sweat in my forehead. The old man still patted my breast with me: "Look at my clear eyes and sincere expression ..."
"It ’s okay, just leave it to me," I quickly waved my hand, regardless of whether Uncle Kuvain really wanted to help his daughter "return" or to quickly implement the problem of his son-in-law, this request he asked was not a problem When I was at God's Domain, I told my family that I would take good care of Icetis. "You wipe your sweat, it's all flowing into your neck ..."
Can be considered far away from this pair of wolf-like father and mother. When I left the restaurant, both Icetis in the depth of my soul couldn't help but let out a long breath. I turned around and confirmed that the dead fisheye ice sister was still following me. Behind me, when I turned my head to look at her, she even hiccupped .........
"Isn't it pretty good when you say you are going to be quiet." I took this dead fisheye dumb and fully automatic to follow the pet ice sister in the long corridor of the obsidian palace, wandering while It ’s amazing to chat with the soul of Icetis in the brain.
"You look for smoking, when does the concubine look bad-you slow down, the concubine's body can't keep up, turn left in front, the small corridor walks to the end with a small door, go there and see, "Icetis muttered, and also blindly pointed the way as I moved forward," Did you know the power of my parents? So the concubine didn't dare to stay at home for too long, they just tied the concubine to the box. I gave it from door to door ... "
The bears daughter|girl who were forced to marry by their parents probably had the same troubles. After Icetis disappeared for tens of millions of years, they were forced to marry after returning home. The trouble may be doubled. I remembered my previous cranky things: "Icetis, do you think we usually look like a relationship with together?"
For a full minute of silence in my mind, Icetis reacted screamingly: "Wipe, your question is so high-energy, scary ... Wait, you wo n’t ... not really ... concubine It ’s just a hypothesis, assuming that there is only a little bit, so a little bit like concubine? "
“I do n’t feel like it, but you know that psychology is the most complicated thing.” I did n’t plan to avoid this topic. I ’ve talked about it anyway. “I feel relaxed with you, but it ’s more like Feeling the same as together. But looking back now, you said that this state of accustomed to each other ’s existence is also a kind of ... 'Living a life'? "
The reason why I think so is that I suddenly remembered the time when I was talking with Qianqian together. I played with them from the age of wearing crotch trousers until we were in elementary school. , But it was lovers in this atmosphere of living. This has the most in common with my status with Icetis: In most cases, I do n’t realize that Bingye is a woman ...
This time Icetis has been silent for a longer period of time. I know that this tough female hooligan actually has an unexpected innocence on the in the bones—although this innocence is often used by Shandora as “never get involved with the object, so I do n’t even hold hands with the opposite sex. "Will" come to attack the weakness, but she is really very weak in facing this topic. After a while, I heard her weak reply: "Damn, tangled ... completely inexperienced, so I don't know what love is Oh! at all. You have experience, do you talk to the concubine?"
"This can't be explained," I can't help crying, "And look, which one of me and Shandora are considered normal love?"
"Oh, you do n’t say that the concubine has forgotten," Icetis said suddenly and quietly, "You are the Lord ’s dry food ... Let ’s discuss these, you are not afraid to be eaten raw by Shandora after going back?"
I stopped and looked up at the high Gothic vault. The body of Icetis walked a long way before suddenly reacting, and trotting back a few steps.
"Well, I have Shandora, and we are a good man with a sense of responsibility-it seems that I made your parents a little nervous," I shook my head, watching this article finally Walking to the promenade, "Where are you going to take me?"
"You know when you go out, have you seen the small side door in front of you."
I saw the small gray door. The pattern on its surface almost merged with the relief on the wall of surroundings, so that I didn't notice that there was another door at first. I stepped forward and pushed gently. The door was unlocked, so I pushed the door in.
"Lying Groove!" I almost stepped on the empty foot, and suddenly cried out that there was a pitman behind this door!
On the opposite side of the door is a circular patio with a radius of tens of meters. The bottom is deep. This door is completely opened on the inner wall of the patio. When you push the door out, there is only a small table about one meter square for you to settle down One step before it fell off. I carefully stood on the edge of the platform, looked at the bottomless deep pit below, and looked up again, and found that the top of the patio was open: just a short distance above, you could see the exit of the patio, a blood red moon Hanging in the middle of the small round sky, the meager red light sprinkled on the top of the patio. Blood red was originally a color that was easy to depress, but under this strange moon, I felt a peculiar sense of tranquility, as if that round of red moon would soothe people's hearts. I was stunned, remembering that God's Domain has no moon, and that the usual space of the obsidian palace floating has no moon ...
"This is inside the Holy Spirit Tower, and outside is the independent space, and Red Moon is also unique to the tower," Icetis quietly said. "There are residents and civilizations on that moon, even my dad didn't know they were When was it born, but they claimed to be a guardian of the Holy Spirit, and have consciously helped manage the Red Moon for tens of millions of years ... God made things often like this, sometimes somehow produces small World. I rarely bother them , I do n’t know if the guardians on the Red Moon are still the same batch ... Ah, it does n’t matter. "
For God, this kind of thing is probably equivalent to planting a potted flower, and then a small nest of ants suddenly appeared in the pot. As a result, the small nest of ants became civilized, and they claimed to be the guardians of the pots- I thought about it and watched the patio curiously. Its style is not the same as other parts of shrine. The inner wall is made of a dark-colored crystalline substance, with purple and blue alternately shining luster, and there is no exquisite relief on the inner wall that can be seen everywhere in shrine There is only one straight indentation that runs through the inner wall from top to bottom. There is a deep and solemn atmosphere here. Even the emotions of Icetis seem to be affected by this and sink down: she has not been chatting for five minutes.
"Jump."
Finally, Sister Bing broke the silence and said two words lightly.
"Ah?" I didn't react at once.
"Jump down!" Icetis said very clearly this time, and there is no doubt about it. "The concubine is going to go down there. You just have to jump, you can't fall anyway."
Looking at the bottomless pit below, I can only helplessly lip my lips and jump off.