Xiling Empire Chapter 1296: Ultra high energy family
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In the vast majority of cases, Shandora is a perfect woman who is calm, serious, and self-disciplined. In the first family full of slots every day, she is one of the least disliked tsukkomi/ridicule, but everything is there Exceptionally, the calm Queen will also be gaffe, as if she would become a little silly when I was with together, and when I was with Icetis together, Shandora would be happy to show her bad personality. These two can be said to be bad friends who have been beating up and down tens of millions of years ago. The daily life of the two people together is basically squabbling and mutual pitting. Of course, they have the same situation as normal friends. together chatting and joking, but Usually this situation can only last a few minutes: Icetis, a female rogue from head to toe, can always find an opportunity to provoke the anger of Shandora in the bones. Seventy million years ago, it was through bluffing and deceiving in the territory of Shandora's, and today, seventy million years later, it was through robbing Shandora's owner's dry food.
Oh, yes, I am the dry food.
It ’s not hard to imagine that Shandora before Icetis must be more serious and calm than now. Even if you said that she was as mouthless as Pandora now, I believe that she is now purely Icetis. Rogues forced: the latter is too polluting.
You are a saint, staying face-to-face with Icetis for two hours, maybe tattooing two octopus on your shirt the next day ...
Shandora and Icetis circled seven or eighty circles in the living room. The latter did n’t have any image at all. Even the steadily stable Shandora did n’t seem to care much about the image in this case. When they were finally quiet After I came down, I couldn't help but wonder: "I said, how did you two become friends?"
In my opinion, their basic personality is completely two extremes, one is dignified and steady, and one ... well, just find a Prison, and throwing her in any name is not a panic. I can't figure out how they were mixed together.
Of course, there is no difference in the image of these two riots. The movement of Shandora is no less than Icetis ...
"She came to work in the Empire District," Shandora pointed her finger at Icetis, "smashed my outpost."
"That was a misunderstanding," Icetis rolled his eyes. "I saw an abyss sample in outpost and thought it was contaminated."
"That's a test station, you are illiterate!" Shandora was very impressed with the first meeting of the year, and now he gritted his teeth, "And if you smash the laboratory, don't you get it? Smash the entire outpost. What's going on with the two nails! "
"When I first went to the Empire District that year, where have you seen your weird equipment?" Icetis weakly and without strength (dispirited) waved his hand and did not deny Shandora's evaluation of her "illiterate". "What did outpost do at the time?" Abyss diffusion simulation exercise, you know that I am a goddess who is jealous and hateful. At that time, the shot must be thunderous-then you will lead the entire fleet to give me thunder. "
My expression is nodded, but I know how Shandora and Icetis two people who should n’t have become close friends have become good friends, and they really do n’t know each other: they are the only possibility. Way of getting acquainted. In fact, if you think about it, you and Icetis seem to know so. Maybe the first step of this female gangster making friends with others is always to fight first ...
Shandora lazily leaned on the sofa and waited for meals. Since the end of the previous two days of battle, she has been tense every day. The past half hour of slapstick may be the only time she has relaxed in two days. She beckoned to Icetis: "The dead man over there ..."
Icetis burst into flames: "You're all over!"
Shandora blinked: "Oh, sorry, the status has not been adjusted. I want to say, in fact, it's good to know you."
Icetis slipped directly from the sofa: "Although it is late for dinner today, you are not hungry or silly?"
Shandora just smiled and did not speak, letting Icetis jump up and down to express his opinion. I watched these strange and strange encounters, or many could understand more or less what happened to Shandora's sudden emotion. The name "War Song Princess" is unavoidably behind the glory. A person who has devoted his life energy to the conquering war of the territory, how long can he stop and meet friends, this is very doubtful. Perhaps only a guy like Icetis can dash into the Shandora's social circle in a tough attitude. He is violent, self-willed, and very capable: for War Song Princess, it is a good friend who is suitable for stopping to deal with it.
"Speaking of it, where did Xiaoxue's girl go?" I looked around, and the bear child who would normally wander in front of myself at this hour was missing, which was a bit curious.
Onee-sama poked his head out of the kitchen, and the expression on his face was quite weird: "... went out to buy something."
I suddenly have an ominous hunch. Ojou-sama seems to have mentioned it before. That super-moving bear child is to buy ...
"I'm back!" While I was thinking this way, a vigorous voice just rang outside the door, and then there was a loud and violent opening of the door. This crackling sound needless to say is a bear child .
After a while, Xiaoxue Zhuo ran into the living room with her slippers. The girl was wearing a light gauze shirt that I bought her a while ago, and a short skirt with white over-knee socks on the lower body. Big visor: She has her own style of dressing and dressing, she can do whatever she wants, revealing her unprecedented high spirit. I can't see the things in her hand, but the girl is full of a joy of returning from shopping. She took off the sun hat and threw it aside. Della, who was pushing a grape on the coffee table and was running around, was detained: "Wh ... something fell off suddenly! Della is trapped!"
I rescued the Della from the hat cage and helped Xiao Pei peel off the grapes (say, this little beansprout is really used to it by myself now, even the grapes must be fed by the owner to help peel them), while looking up Xiang Xiaoxue: "What did you buy?"
Xiao Xue smirked, and found that he was confused, so he had to open the portable space and put things on the coffee table one by one: "High calcium, nutritious, immune-boosting, probiotic, flavor Type ... "
I held my forehead and could n’t bear to look directly at the pile of things on the coffee table: bottles, cans, big packages, various milk powders-optimistically, she bought every milk powder that the city could find. . As a result, Xiaoxue still hadn't finished after pulling out this huge pile of things. She continued to pour out: "There are also various baby bottles, automatic temperature measurement, automatic constant temperature, with time reminder, with GPS positioning, can prevent robbing Anti-theft, there is a shield that can automatically pop up when attacked ... Oh, yes, I bought these things from Shadow City. "
Fortunately, I stayed with Lin Xue for a whole day in Shadow City, otherwise I did n’t run into this girl, otherwise she was going to be a rhythm of mixed doubles on the street-I said why did she buy Pixie/Elf Text!
"This is a good thing!" Xiao Xue pointedly pointed at the jar with the ingredients list written in Pixie/Elf, and the package drawing had two long ears Pixie/Elf mother and a unicorn milk powder, "From Kiarrudi World imported high level Pixie/Elf special infant full formula natural milk powder, which is actually unicorn milk as raw material, you can see on the packaging that it can make the baby's ears sharper ... Dad, your expression is terrible. "
I looked at Xiao Xue's ears with a smile on my face, thinking if I would give her a longer girl to remember.
"You can't do anything in your head like a crazy girl?" I poke Xiao Xue's head with my finger, "Are you buying milk powder for yourself!"
Xiao Xue eyes grunted: "You can't use common sense to measure the people in our family." Then she stood tall: "Actually, from a biological point of view, as long as time catches up, I can breastfeed myself. , Although you may not eat anything ... "
"Wow" a loud noise, the people in the living room basically fell down, Icetis struggled to climb up from under the coffee table, waved to me: "Don't look at the concubine, this should not be taught by the concubine , This sand content is too high. "
I gritted my teeth and looked at Icetis: "After sifting through the people who can be reached before Xiao Xue is 16, can you find someone with a higher sand content than you ?! You can sneeze enough to make Changping The sieve of labor reform for half a year! "
Normal girl speech can be described by sugar content. Due to the special properties of Icetis, I usually use sand content to measure her.
Sister finished her work, wiped her hands on the apron, and came to give Xiao Xue a light kick on her head, then bent over to help pick up the milk powder bottle and nicknack on the coffee table, according to this pile of things I It is certain that Xiao Xue made up his mind to bring himself.
"Sister, don't you help suppress the bear child?" I rolled my eyes to Xiao Xue while talking to my sister. The girl's attributes are too high now, which is beyond the control range of me and Lin Xue's. I can only hope for the halo effect of Onee-sama. As a result, my sister's head is not raised: "It's okay, the children like to play around, as long as they don't go into trouble, just You should be in charge of the small Raven. She tore your coat over the nest, and now the bird is still used to squatting on the bed. Last time I went to tidy up the house and startled me. "
I looked into the window not far away. The little Raven was holding his hands in the yard. The little girls practiced jumping off trees and digging stones from the soil. Seeing this and this scene, I couldn't help but sigh, this little magical girl in the family is too much, and it can't be rooted at all-in contrast, Xiao Xue, who just said an amazing personality and jumped out, seems to have come true The one with the least destructive power, at least she will not be like Little Bubbles, she is painted with little green people on ceiling ...
at this moment I suddenly thought of something and turned my head to look at Xiao Xue: "Yes girl, according to the general rule, you are still early before birth, is it a bit early to buy these things now?"
Xiao Xue suddenly looked at him in a daze: "... Ah?"
Then the over-excited girl finally calmed down, realizing that there is a fundamental difference between having a baby and having dumplings. The biggest difference is that the former is more time-consuming — she was stupid this time.
Ten minutes later, the family gathered to prepare a meal. Xiao Xue sat silently holding a milk bottle between me and Lin Xue. Three-quarters of the milk powder was brewed in the bottle. Now it can be described as hot. But the bear child holding the bottle didn't seem to notice the temperature of the bottle at all, just with a gray face ... biting the plastic pacifier, making noise.
Lin Xue looked at her daughter in surprise, and then looked at the everybody who laughed all around, and finally couldn't help it: "What's wrong with this child? Someone bullied her?"
"Who dares to bully her, see for yourself." I shrugged, and Ojou-sama narrowed her eyes at eyes, with white light flashing under her eyes. Then she raised her hand decisively and gave her daughter a shudder: "No waste! In the future, you will make at least one packet of three meals a day! "
Xiao Xue was holding a baby bottle and sucking there. The fun was almost unbearable. When I heard the decision of my mother, the bear child was like a mourning student, holding the bottle and sucking down a third. In fact, before Ojou-sama appeared, I set a goal for this girl, that is, all the milk powder I bought was solved. In the spirit of not being wasted, I am afraid that Xiaoxue will have to live with a bottle in the next few months. .
"The taste of being away from sixteen years ... sucking," Xiao Xue was sad, the 17-year-old girl looked at the new "rice bowl" in her hand, thinking of the long future a period of time she was holding a bottle Dangling everywhere, Rao Yixue's wonderful flower couldn't help but tremble, "If outsiders see it, I won't be alive ..."
I think she is purely self-inflicted.
However, unlike our attitude, there are several guys in my family who have never seen a baby bottle. When Xiao Xue solved half of his new meal, the Medyvh across the table couldn't help it. Now, put the sweet porridge in front, the little Raven reaches out to Xiao Xue: "Gah! I want it too!"
Xiao Xueleng was hesitant to hand over the bottle for a few seconds. Little Raven took a sip of two when he learned Xiao Xue ’s appearance as a treasure trove, expressing his special satisfaction-and then what happened happened, sitting next to Xiao Raven Little Bubbles soon followed with interest, followed by Little Doll, followed by purely chaotic Lily Na. A few minutes later, a group of bear children turned into a state of a baby bottle. Xiao Xue was overjoyed to go to the kitchen and brought a large pot of hot water. While pouring milk powder out, he said: "In the name of my dad, this is saved. ...... I really thank my sisters ... Fortunately, I bought a lot of bottles! "
Lin Xue and I were stunned to watch a group of bears and children quickly entertain themselves, Xiao Xue still groaned sighingly, the idea was that after birth, she was all taken care of by her sisters, all in her baby days. The sisters fed her milk powder, and didn't expect was able to feed it back in this way today. As a determined anti-logic, she felt that fate was simply too much fun.
Xiao Xue held her baby bottle and looked seriously at her circle of sisters, first facing the little Raven: "The first thanks to Sister Bird. Sister Bird often gave me milk powder when I was young, I will Suck it up! "
Then the girl who has been playing hard is just like holding the 200ml Erguotou, and the pacifier is stuffed into the mouth like a rainbow ...
A stunned adult looked around, Lin Xue was almost hiding under the table: "This is definitely not born by me ... this is definitely not born by me ..."
Viska held a baby bottle that was just stuffed into her hand by Lily, carefully looked at it for a long time, and gently touched her sister with her elbow: "Hey, shall we try it?"
Pandora expressionless: "Shut up."
Sisters and uncle Kansas and other standard parents always looked at the scene with a smile on their face. The gang of little girls who had seriously exceeded the milking period. The whole scene of simultaneously sitting in a row holding a bottle. Once it was spread, it was definitely World. Doomsday scene, but other than that, you have to admit that such scenes are also particularly heartwarming, especially when they are sitting on a chair with a jijijiro in between, biting a pacifier and biting a cigar. The king of bear children, if you let go of this scene in front of your eyes, I can enjoy it for most of the day without subtitles.
Bubble looks at his daughter|girl with a thoughtful look on his face. As we all know, the birth process of Little Bubbles' is a typical "spirit". The child was created, and the basic activities ability and maturity are set according to the system settings at birth. There is no conventional sense of "Xiling Apostle" "Infant development period", Little Bubbles is the same. She now treats the bite in her mouth directly as a kind of new edible toy, and after thinking about it, Bubble suddenly reaches out and presses her small chest, and looks at me very seriously: "Child Her dad, I suddenly realized that I needed to be super-evolved, and I finally realized why you did n’t take me as my wife! The part model I used was wrong! "
Me: "... Poof!"
Are you comprehending something else? !
Shandora looked at the bubble in a dark survey: "Only in this respect, you have to dare to transform yourself, I will imprison you for a year."
"Speaking of ..." Shallow has always been as though World has nothing to do with herself in dealing with the buns in front of her. at this moment she thought about it again, her eyes swept over Xiao Xue and Lin Xue. How did Xiaoxue look like a shadow from her childhood? She would n’t be hungry like this? Now she looks like she was often hungry when she was a child? "Finally, her eyes fell completely on Lin Xue, who was all clever and stood up. I want to stop it, but if the behavior of Qianqian's can be stopped, then she will not be shallow: "Don't Lin Xue you ..."
As soon as she said halfway, Lin Xue held up her chopsticks and tried desperately. I stared at the chaotic scene in front of me, but finally put my curiosity on Xiaoxue.
Xiao Xue sighed, but looked at Shandora. I suddenly had an ominous hunch.
"I was born a few days ago, Shandora mother felt that she also needed an heir. Of course, more importantly, she felt it was good to have a biological daughter, so she used her and your dad your soul fragment(s) to put together, Sister Xiaoshan was born, "Xiao Xue bit her **** fiercely, as if recalling her class enemies," I can't rob her, and the whole family can't rob her with a piece ... "