Ultimate Teacher Chapter 338: Autobot, start the engine!
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Chapter 338, Autobots, start the engine!
The pure white world of ice and snow, eating a beaker and drinking a knife is indeed a great enjoyment in life.
Ye Gentle’s lips are rosy and delicate, shining with oil. She looks like an unsatisfied puppy. Looking at her miserably, her master will always make people full?
Yes, the treats have to be full, right? Isn’t it too sincere to treat people who don’t fill up?
Ye Wen Rou’s question really made Fang Yan embarrassed. He turned to look at Li Xiaotian. Li Xiaotian shook his head and pointed to the half of the bird in Fang Yan’s hand, saying, “That’s the last one.” “
In order to prove that he did not hide, Li Xiaotian was very bright and ran to the stone house to pick up the grass ash and kicked out the dry red firewood and burnt charcoal ash. It’s empty, and there really are no lumps.
Fang Yan handed over half the sparrow in his hand, and Ye Wen shook his head gently.
The sparrow in Fang Yan’s hand is now only a half, and Fang Yan is not very particular when eating. Others are tearing the meat strips by hand. He is biting a piece of meat with his mouth who wants to eat what?
Fang Yan put the remaining half of the sparrow in his mouth three or two times, bent over and grabbed the snow to wipe his palm, and then pulled Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan aside to talk.
“Brothers, do a favor,” Fang Yan said bitterly. “She is not full.”
“Isn’t this nonsense?” Li Xiaotian said. “If you invite Miss Ye to eat, please invite others to eat this? A bird has sent people away? Is it too bullying?”
“Yes. If she accepts my invitation, I will ask her to go to Yanjing City to eat the first floor of the State Guesthouse.” Zhu Zidan was also very dissatisfied with this behavior of Fang Yan. Ye Wenrou is their goddess, how is the goddess so insulted?
“If Ye Wenrou turns his head away, whoever wants to eat your bird” Ruan Jing said with a sigh.
They not only looked down at Fang Yan, they also looked down at Fang Yan’s bird.
“Once you ’re done, do n’t worry about her. What is the original ecology? What is the fun? This is the original ecology, this is the fun. What do you old virgins know? You did n’t see her like eating very much It proves that my choice is correct. “Fang Yan said angrily. “Friends are in trouble, you have to draw a knife to help. She is not full, you have to help find ways to make her full.”
“What can we think of?” Li Xiaotian said with a smile. “We can’t change a few birds to eat for her.”
Following Li Xiaotian’s words, Fang Yan lit up and said, “Where did your birds come from?”
“Nonsense, of course it was captured. It’s like you have never done it before.”
“Then we will capture.” Fang Yan said. He saw the bamboo pole and big net set aside and said, “The tools are all ready-made. Let’s go get a net now?”
Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others stared at Fang Yan with wide eyes and said, “Xiao Yanzi, are you kidding me? Going to catch birds now? Take Ye Damei?”
“Wash it after catching it? Barbecue after washing? How long is that? I ’m afraid I have to eat dinner?”
“I don’t care how long.” Fang Yan said excitedly: “Anyway, I just ate a little bird on my stomach, and I wouldn’t be too hungry. Let’s take a tool to the bamboo forest now, and then fish back To make Ruan Jing, you go back to get the wine, take the lotus leaves, and bring some spices and chili sauce. The logistics will be given to you. “
“No way.” Ruan Jing nodded in agreement. He was the thinnest in the team, and he was also responsible for errands and errands when he had group activities before.
“Other people go to the bamboo forest.” Fang Yan simply issued a command.
No longer refuting Fang Yan’s words, he hurriedly carried tools towards the bamboo forest not far away. They used to do this kind of thing before, but now it’s a familiar experience.
Fang Yan walked to Ye Wenrou and smiled and said, “Are you interested in catching birds?”
“Catch the bird?” Ye Wenrou’s eyes became brighter, and it seemed that she was really interested in this kind of thing.
The so-called bird catching is to catch the birds into the large nets they support, and to catch fish in the pond.
The difference is that catching fish is in the water, and catching birds is in the sky.
A giant net is propped on one side of the woods, which is secured with two huge bamboo poles.
Fang Yan The place they chose to catch the birds was wild bamboo forest. The dense bamboo forest is a natural sacrifice place for those wild birds.
Fang Yan and Ye Wenruo, Zhu Zidan and Chen Hua, Li Xiaotian and his brother Li Xiaoyi. Another person is responsible for watching the net. To avoid the bamboo pole falling, the net is broken, their hard work is empty.
Then three groups of horses marched towards the depths of the bamboo forest from three directions, waving long bamboo poles in their hands.
Pap!
Fang Yan patted a bamboo pole in the bamboo forest, and the birds flew away.
Ye Wen Rou has understood the principle of catching birds. In fact, it is surrounded by a U-shape. The only net erected in front of the exit is a panicked sparrow who has panicked from the net.
Pap!
Ye Wen Rou also held a bamboo pole, which was shot in another direction of the bamboo forest.
Pap!
Fang Yan took a shot towards the left.
Pap!
Ye Wen Rou took a shot towards the right.
The two stared at each other, and Fang Yan grinned broadly, and Ye Wenrou’s eyes also had a soft smile.
“Oh, I am the king of the mountains” came the east of Li Xiaotian’s wolf howling.
“Wolf is the king of the mountains? I am a evil tiger going down the mountain”
“Hahaha, you are afraid if you come,” said Xiao Xiaoyi in the west.
Pap!
Ye Wenrou shot another shot and said aloud: “They have lines in the forest, do you have any lines?”
“How could I do such a naive thing?” Fang Yan was very firmly denied. Those guys are so embarrassing, aren’t they afraid of other people’s jokes?
“Isn’t it really?” Ye Wenrou chuckled her lips softly. “I think Zhu Zidan would be happy to tell me this.”
“I also have it.” Fang Yan said with a sad face, “But it is a little bit higher than their high-end atmosphere. It is not as idiot as they are to learn animals.”
“Really? What is your line?”
Pap!
Fang Yan pulled out with a shot and shouted loudly: “Autobot, start the engine, deform and start booming”
Ye Wen Wen fell to the ground with a smile.
A rapid attack on three sides, wild birds in the bamboo forest screamed chaotically and rushed towards the only exit.
Oh
Then they screamed more alarmingly.
Because they suddenly found that their actions were bound, they got into transparent holes, their heads got out, but their wings could n’t break through the blockade of the grid. The harder they struggled, the more their bodies stiffened. Strangled himself to death.
Good luck today, this network is quite rewarding. With Fang Yan’s vision, there are hundreds of birds in the net. Clean up all these birds, I am afraid they can eat for several days.
A group of people stood under the big net and admired their labor achievements. Zhu Zidan and Li Xiaotian were so happy and said, “Luck is too good. This net is so good. We only got dozens of them on the last net. , Li Xiaoyi accidentally lifted the corner of the net when the stupid guy ended up, and if he ran away more than half, otherwise that net would be enough for us to eat. “
“This net is enough for us to eat for several days, until New Year’s Eve 30th night” Li Xiaotian said with a smile. “Brothers, work.”
“Hop” those sparrows can’t do anything, they scream anxiously.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh type between different kinds of birds, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Some other birds escaped, but found that their parents were trapped on the Internet, screaming repeatedly around their mother, but refused to fly away alone.
“Brothers, close the net.” Li Xiaotian waved and ran towards the bamboo pole.
The impulse of these little birds to gather together is great. If you do n’t put the bamboo pole down and put the net away in time, maybe they will be given a chance to escape.
Ye Wenrou looked at the little birds that flew around the net and refused to leave, with a trace of pity in her eyes.
She is self-cultivating, mind-cultivating, and monastic. In her eyes, all joy can be magnified infinitely, and all grief can also be magnified infinitely.
Every scream of these naive birds tears a deep mouth in her heart.
She will feel pain!
“Fang Yan” Ye Wenrou shouted suddenly.
Fang Yan has been standing beside Ye Wenrou and said, “What’s wrong?”
“Can you give them to me?” Ye Wenrou asked.
Fang Yan laughed and said, “This was originally for you. Wait until they are handled, and it becomes. You do n’t have to worry that although you are a woman, they are better at it than you. When they are baked. It ’s your responsibility to destroy them. ”
“I mean give it to me now.” Ye Wenrou said.
Fang Yan was a little surprised. Since he met Ye Wenrou when he was very young, this proud woman has never asked him anything, and of course, he has never asked anyone else.
But Fang Yan often asks her for something. For example, when Ye Wenrou pushes him down on the ground with the lock of the dragon’s ridge, he will ask Ye Wenrou to take care of him lightly
Fang Yan ’s expression also became serious, saying, “Yes. I can give them to you now how you want to deal with it, how to deal with it.”
The bamboo pole was still put down, and the big net was still put away. It is a pity that all the wild birds have been released.
Looking at the birds hovering in the sky or flying away in a hurry, Ye Wenrou ’s face bursts out with a happy smile. She leaned back on her slender and delicate neck, and her soft short hair tilted back towards her automatically. Her eyebrows are beautiful, and her facial features are exquisite. She is as beautiful as the ice spirit inside the snow mountain.
She waved her hand and said, “Goodbye.”
“Goodbye.” Zhu Zidan shouted loudly, waving his arms.
“Goodbye.” Li Xiaotian shouted with his teeth clenched. Saying goodbye to your mouth, but showing you do n’t run, there is a brutal look that makes Lao Tzu take a bite
“Goodbye.” Fang Yan looked at Ye’s gentle and beautiful profile and whispered in his heart.
Ye gentle, brutal and violent in his heart, never seen again!
(ps: Thanks to the deep white snow lotus brother ’s great reward, thanks to the bandit brother ’s song brother ’s great reward, thank you Tiantian who do n’t know if it ’s a handsome guy or a beautiful friend. Thank you so many friends for sending me birthday wishes , Lao Liu is in a good mood today and wrote well, I hope we are all well.)