This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 89: Go home

In the early morning, birds looking for food, local dogs having fun, the yelling of breakfast vendors, and the chatting of diners, weave into a noisy and lively scene unique to urban villages, starting another day of hustle and bustle in this sleeping giant city. The small electric fan that makes a ‘quack quack’ sound is very worrying when it will go on strike. It is already overwhelmed, but it is still swaying its youth to resist the last heat wave of Yu Xia. The paint on the open wooden windows is a bit chipped, and against the old curtains there is still some ancient charm. The breeze slowly blows into Archie’s small world, and together with the small electric fan, the sweat from his forehead is taken away.

“Tick”, the beads of sweat gathered, slid over the corners of the dull eyes, the straight bridge of the nose, the corners of the slightly parted mouth, the drooping beard, and finally dripped onto the floor. Although it has entered September and the midsummer has passed, Hangzhou, a city that is neither south nor north, is still extremely hot after the sun rises. Archie wakes up in the familiar hustle and bustle, and then sits on the mattress in a daze.

I don’t know when I fell asleep, and I don’t know how long I slept. I feel like I had a long dream. After I recover, I just want to catch the tail of the dream and engrave the joy in my heart forever. Mu Mu stared at the small 3D animation of the computer screen saver for a full 10 minutes, and did not dare to open and check it, really afraid that everything was just a dream!

‘Gululu——’ Stomach Jun began to yell, bringing Archie back to his senses, the excitement returned, and he rushed to the computer to check again and again, and finally confirmed that what happened yesterday, what happened before, was not a dream at all! But why did he suddenly lose the urge to enter the game? What’s wrong? Games have accompanied Archie for many years, and they occupy his brain every day. Waking up is a game, eating is a game, and going to bed is a game. Even the criterion for choosing a spouse is to be able to play games… But today…

I took out the food carton, and I was used to wanting to pack instant noodles for breakfast, but after a week of sleepless nights and staying at home, the food storage has been exhausted, and I was stunned for a few seconds. I was so bored that I turned off the computer and played Looking at the bank card that has only been used to decorate the wallet, looking at the black screen reflected on the self with drooping beard…

“It’s time to go home.” Scratching his head and laughing at himself, Archie simply packed up and went out, life seemed to be different.

……

I habitually did not call my parents, but notified my elder sister. The elder sister was obviously very happy, she said that it happened that everyone was here on the weekend, and she was preparing to make delicious food, nagging to come back soon… Indeed nagging, I used to find it annoying, but now I feel very warm, and I really want to listen to my parents’ nagging nagging.

Of course, even though he has a huge sum of money, he can still go back home in a luxury car as he said before leaving home, but when he really has the strength, he can’t get back that kind of showing off. It turned out that I was just not reconciled all the time! I casually entered the pharmacy at home and bought two ginseng plants, and then boarded the bus to go home. Just like when I left home half a year ago, I had the same white T-shirt, the same jeans, and the same ripped canvas bag. The only difference might be the virtual helmet in the bag and the confidence I didn’t have when I left home.

……

Although they are in the same city, they are also at the two ends of the city. It takes several buses to arrive at my hometown in the suburbs. The old lady is not lying. The house is really lively today. young people.

Archie greeted with a smile: “Hi big brother-in-law, big sister, second sister, second brother-in-law, sister, brother-in-law.” essential.

“Are you back?” Hearing the sound, his parents also appeared to greet him.

“En.” It seems that the quarrel before leaving home did not exist at all.

“The meal is ready, there is something you like to eat.” After the mother finished speaking, she continued to go back to the kitchen to work, and the father greeted everyone to come in and take a seat.

Unexpectedly, a few strangers came to the living room, a couple, a handsome young man, and the table was full after they were seated. The meal room is naturally full of laughter, young people chatting with young people, eating and drinking, and the host and guest have a good time.

With outsiders around, Archie kept hesitating whether to tell everyone about his legendary experience. He was really entangled: “Hey, why does that handsome guy have a tangled face?”

Although the young man was very polite and good at motivating the atmosphere, Archie obviously felt that this old man also had a lot of worries, and he was equally entangled… Then he took advantage of the gap and seemed to have finally made up his mind and brought up the topic.

“Dad, Mom! It’s almost time to talk about the past, let’s discuss today’s business.”

Business?

“Yes, this time I mainly want to see Archie, the young man is good, we are very satisfied, then…”

Wait! This atmosphere is not right, why do you feel like you are going to sell your son?

The mother was very happy, and said with a smile: “It’s good to be satisfied, then this marriage is like this…”

“Wait!”

“Wait!”

Archie and the handsome guy looked at each other tacitly, and reached a consensus in an instant, don’t even think about baby kissing or anything! The handsome guy’s eyes signaled Archie to go first.

“Parents, uncles and aunts, don’t talk about the old and unreliable things like baby kissing, first see how I can make your daughter happy like this?” Archie was extremely grateful that he had no brains to buy a luxury car and go home ~IndoMTL.com~Dolls, men like it, but the other party must be beautiful, right? At least not ugly, right? But last time, an enthusiastic person reported the girl’s 200-jin Shamaite shape, which made Archie not interested at all!

“It’s okay. Although our family is not rich, it’s not short of money. What’s more, young people can start their careers slowly.” The other party didn’t care about Archie’s dick-like attire.

“I don’t have a job!” Archie didn’t give up and continued to blackmail himself, career? I don’t have any ambitions, let’s see what you say!

“It’s okay, our family still has some family business, it’s not a problem for young people to be confused for a while, just come to work in my company.”

Huh? All right? Uncle, how worried is your daughter about getting married?

“I’m a second grader, I love watching anime, I’m lazy! Now I play games every day.” After speaking, he took out the virtual helmet, “Look, how can an old man like me be worthy of your daughter!”

“It’s okay, young people, it’s natural to love to play, play while you’re young. I don’t know anything about anime and games, but my daughter likes it too. The helmet is a virtual access device for “Dragon Continent” Well, my daughter is also playing, and you will definitely have a lot of common topics. As for work, in fact, parents don’t want their children to suffer.” He said and pointed to the handsome guy, “It’s fine for you to take care of the family business. It’s okay to work, and the money you earn is enough for you to play for ten lifetimes!”

Fuck me, this is forcing my brother to a dead end!

“I’m a Virgo!”

Humph, force brother to come up with a trick! No solution?

“Okay! My daughter is also a Virgo, I’m afraid you won’t be able to stand her **** in the future. You are definitely a match made in heaven!”

It’s all right! Feelings are not parents selling their sons, but uncles and aunts giving their daughters! Archie turned to Handsome Lin for help, bro, it’s up to you!