This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 5: Archie’s Counterattack


Games always come with death.

Objectively speaking, Archie’s enthusiasm and talent for games are worthy of recognition. Although the situation has been constant since he entered “Dragon World”, Archie still does not give up.

According to the experience of previous games, NPCs like Slime Village Chief will refresh faster than ordinary mobs, and will refresh at fixed locations. The mission counts as the victory of the revolution.

The problem now is that no one knows where the village chief Slime’s refresh point is. It hasn’t stopped moving since it appeared in front of Archie, and its location has never been fixed.

That can only be encountered by chance in circles.

“Should it be safe?”

Hanging twice in a row made Archie a lot more cautious.

Archie had the richest corpse running experience in “Dragon World”, and waited for 3 minutes first. It is estimated that Wang Bajian and others should have finished brushing this piece of slime and walked away. Choose resurrection.

Exploding equipment has the benefits of exploding equipment. Archie, who is streaking now, has the same appearance as other slimes, and will no longer look like an upstart BOSS.

“Okay, Wang Bajian’s team will spawn monsters around 80 yards in the direction of 3 o’clock, as long as we keep the distance. According to the locations where we met the village chief a few times before, the village chief should be in the center of the slime gathering place Zone refresh.”

“It’s time to show my acting skills!”

Archie controlled the speed of the colored slime, and started to move towards the center of the slime gathering place in a posture similar to other slimes.

“The distance from Wang Bajian and the others must be maintained. After all, my character name is Selem, and there is still a possibility of being discovered if I am too close. Hehe, don’t let me catch the chance of residual blood, or I will bite you The water will spit you to death.”

Archie was indignant while controlling the distance.

“Hey, Wang Bajian and the others seem to be here to spawn monsters.” Archie continued to show off his acting skills, trying to move away slowly.

But the situation doesn’t seem right, why did Wang Bajian and the others come straight to him with the excited and lascivious smiles of their childhood sweethearts that they hadn’t seen in massage parlors for many years.

“Am I exposed? How did I expose it? They can clearly see the difference in my name at 80 yards? Could it be that among them there is a legend that they play games for 12 hours a day, and their eyesight is still 1.5?” Students who hate eyesight the most up.

Archie looked confused.

“Brother Jian, Brother Jian! It’s still the boss named Selam!” Teammate No. 1, who ran the fastest, was very excited.

“Call me Brother Wang! Brother Wang! Brother Wang! By the way, your eyes are so sharp, you can’t see them from so far away.”

“The red famous monster among a bunch of yellow famous monsters, you can see it in seconds.” Teammate No. 2 sharpened his knife.

Archie burst into tears again.

So my name is bright red.

A thousand mistakes, a thousand mistakes, the fault of the system. Archie decided to resist. Although he was forced for a long time just now, the distance between the two sides was still about 30 yards, and there was enough strategic depth. With the speed of movement and the operation of professional players, it is not impossible to escape, and even have a chance to fight back!

“I will take the lead in the charge.” Teammate No. 1 suddenly used the skill ‘Charge’, and at an unscientific speed, with a “wow”, he came to Archie in an instant and became dizzy for 0.5 seconds.

“Wow”, “Wow”, Wang Bajian and his teammate No. 2 also rushed to rush to send Archie back to the cemetery happily.

“Is it because our **OSS posture is wrong?” Wang Bajian wondered, the two teammates broke their equipment when they touched the corpse, and nothing happened when it was their turn.

… 5 points of experience, nothing exploded, is this still a BOSS? But the equipment of this BOSS seems to have exploded at the beginning? Could it be that the BOSS of “Dragon World” only bursts with the equipment it puts on? Then what’s the use of you being a streaking boss! The whole slime village is full of level 2-3 level 10+experience monsters, and the village chief is even level 4 level 100+experience monsters. What is the meaning of your boss if you don’t explode your equipment!

Archie in the cemetery also continued to be confused.

“When did they reach level 2? When did they learn to charge?”

Of course, it’s the village head Slime who generously contributed 100 experience points for half a level.

Like Archie, ordinary players need 200 experience to upgrade to level 1-2. It doesn’t seem like much, but it is very difficult. You have to wait for a refresh to fight monsters, and you have to fight hard. If your reflexes are slow, you can’t touch a monster in ten minutes. The same “crow’s tail” task experience on the human side is only 50 points. Turn in the task. Not to mention the time-consuming rushing back and forth, it is fatal if the monster refresh point is occupied. In the era of holographic games, people cannot pass through people. If the space is occupied by others, it is occupied.

It is the consensus of most players that it is better to spawn monsters than to do missions.

Of course, some players try to skip the level 1 training map and find other monsters, but the existence of level suppression in “Dragon World” makes it very costly to fight monsters by leapfrogging. This novice village is also a warrior novice village, but there is no healing professional blood.

Fortunately for Wang Bajian and others, the slime village head is an NPC created by the system for Archie. Although he has a lot of blood, his attack is very weak, and he can’t threaten the trio at all. After the death of the village chief, the experience of 100 was so surprising that everyone was upgraded instantly, and the state was full, and it happened to be able to take turns resisting monsters and brushing ordinary slimes, which was perfect!

By contrast, Archie was unlucky.

“Humans, you exploded all my equipment and interfered with my mission again! You are looking for your own death!”

If Archie were a warrior, he would definitely be in a state of rage right now.

“If you don’t want me to play games, don’t you all want to have fun!”

Archie decided to die and make trouble for Wang Bajian and the other three.

The cemetery is right next to it, and Archie rushed back to the scene of the murder in a few steps, resurrecting without hesitation.

The three of Wang Bajian are still in place.

“Eat my water arrow!”

At the moment of Archie’s resurrection, a “saliva arrow” skill was sprayed on teammate No. 1. Why did he choose him? Who told him to hold Archie’s wooden sword?

The three of Wang Bajian were also stunned for a moment. They have never seen a game boss respawn so quickly.

He actually attacked directly, out of the ordinary, did he enter the rampage stage of the boss?

“It seems that their “charge” has no cooldown, so let’s take the opportunity to spit out a few more mouthfuls.” The charge skill has a half-minute cooldown, which gives Archie a chance to delay.

Archie started the saliva kite tactics again, with the mentality of mortalism, even the operation seemed to become smoother.

The “Saliva Arrow” skill has a 5-second cooldown and continues to deduct 5 HP. Archie accidentally achieved a seamless link. He succeeded in 4 consecutive skills and beat teammate No. 1 to a level blood, and then was “charged” The cold people were beaten to death.

“Nothing exploded! Old Wang, I’m sorry.”

Teammate No. 1 rubbed his black hands, feeling a little sorry for Wang Bajian. He rolled the wooden sword, and linen teammate No. 2 rolled. The third piece of equipment that was agreed was unconditional Wang Bajian. Very sorry.

“Call me Brother Wang! I don’t steal people!” Wang Bajian cared more about his own name when it came to equipment.

“Cuckoo puff puff puff (eat my mouth water arrow)!”

Teammate No. 1 is still annoyed, while Archie has been revived over there.

“You’re still touching my dead body! I’ve got all my **** blown off by you, and you’re still touching me!” Archie was full of anger, and shot his water arrow skill at teammate No. 1 again. Just stared at him today.

……

“We won’t encounter the legendary BUG, ​​will we?” How can the boss be resurrected so quickly.

The three of Wang Bajian had exclamation marks all over their heads, and another chase began.

Archie’s operation is still excellent this time, and after 4 “saliva arrows”, he killed teammate No. 1~IndoMTL.com~, and then they were sent back to the graveyard by Wang Bajian, who was cooled down again by “Charge”.

“It’s a pity that the wooden sword didn’t explode.” Archie felt a little regretful.

“Humans who seek their own death know how powerful I am, don’t even think about leaving! Once you come to my site, don’t even think about going back!”

Archie ran away to prepare for the resurrection.

“Hey, players have revived too much in a short period of time. Please wait for 2 minutes and 56 seconds to continue the game.” Sure enough, the game cannot allow players to resurrect infinitely, otherwise the big boss in the wild will be easily killed by players using crowd tactics .

“Hmph, I’ll let you go for now, and I’ll let you know how good I am later.” The timing was just right, Archie was a little anxious, so he went to solve the problem first.

Back to Wang Bajian and the other two.

Lifting sticks back to back 360 degrees full of alertness, this is too evil, even the mobs refresh has never seen so fast, how about it being so exciting.

After 1 minute, the two tremblingly looked left and right, and found that the boss hadn’t been refreshed, so let’s touch the corpse first with the mentality of giving it a try, what if the equipment explodes?

Wang Bajian squatted down and groped while looking around.

“It’s really explosive!” Wang Bajian said in surprise, and finally something happened again, teammate No. 1 died worthwhile!

“You got the ‘Rotten Bird Leg’.”

Rotten Bird Leg: Edible, -1 health per second. For humans, eating rotten food is counterproductive.

Fuck your rotten bird legs, who wants to eat such a disgusting thing, the perfect holographic virtual system even simulates the smell of rot.

“If you eat this **** and lose blood, you’re committing suicide.”

“This must be a legendary bug!” The two exclaimed in unison.


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