This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 491: It’s hard to cross the communication

Archie found out that it turned out that he was cornered!

I have been thinking about mixing status, gaining prestige, and climbing up step by step to obtain the required population and territory... This is obviously unreliable!

In fact, if you think about it carefully, even if one day you really sit below one person, above ten thousand people, what's the use? Can the king reward himself with all his territories? Let alone all of them, half of them are impossible! No matter how idealistic it is, if the empire unified the European servers, it would not be their turn to take half of the territory! Sooner or later, you will turn your face, why not turn it over sooner?

No no no! Can't turn it over yet! Even if you win the country, you won't get any benefits... The locals definitely don't want a foreigner to lead them!

So, that hidden demon... has to be put to good use again! Uh... and those adventurers!

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Five days later...

"Charlene! What to do, help me!!!"

"Calm down! Joanna!! You are going to be a 'Queen' in the future, calm down!!! Isn't it just a video!"

"But... the first impression is very important! Is my lipstick too dark? Chinese people seem to prefer light makeup?"

"Don't ask me, ask the image consultant... Your family spends so much money on these flashy people a year, it can't be wasted!" The farther you go... the girly version of Joanna begins to dominate...

"You're right... find everyone! Hurry up, there's only half an hour left!!" Joanna hurriedly called, "By the way, Charlene, how is your Chinese?"

"Humph! I passed CET-6 two years ago! I can still use tongue twisters~ The black fertilizer turns black, the gray fertilizer turns gray..."

"Okay, I know you are amazing! Quickly teach me how to say hello! Chinese greetings are... low numbers?"

"Hello... usually add the name of the person..." Charlene's head is full of black lines...

"Then should I call by my real name... or the game name?"

"Game name..."

"Then..."

"Anna!! Be normal! Be normal!!"

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Joanna's excitement, even she doesn't know what kind of mentality she is holding...Like attracts like? Admire seniors? Or... admiration?

It should be admiration... Also as a new human being, Joanna's fate can be said to still be in the hands of others, but it looks more glamorous; and Archie, as a commoner, escaped the assassination, Escaped the surveillance, escaped the fate arranged by others! Everything is in your own hands!

The more I understand Archie's experience inside and outside the game in just half a year, the more I admire Joanna! Although...the wrong person was completely investigated in the game...

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On the other side, inside the building.

"Eight Swords, I'm sorry, I need to continue to borrow your identity! My real appearance has been exposed, maybe I've seen that Qiangwei Mo, I have to come forward!"

"Brother Archie! Use it as you like!" Wang Bajian didn't care, and asked after waving his hand, "Then do we need to avoid it?"

"No! Just stay here! Maybe we will talk about some personal matters about you, and I will help me out later!"

"Okay!"

"xxx, yyy, you two will appear on the scene with me, be smart later, and don't get caught!"

"Got it!"

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"Mr. Archie, the camera has been adjusted, the network is stable, and the appointed time is 5 minutes away!" Mustard girl, as the "manager" of this building, was naturally called by Archie to help with chores.

"Come on!" Archie finally adjusted his clothes, and his tie was a little uncomfortable.

"Okay...the other party is online!"

As soon as Mustard finished speaking, a three-dimensional beauty's face appeared on the projection wall in front of him, but she looked sideways to the side, and an unintelligible English chat sound came...

Archie looked at mustard girl in doubt, and motioned for her to translate.

"Ah...that..." Mustard showed a rare embarrassment look, gritted his teeth and began to translate, "Probably means... this Ms. Qiangwei is not satisfied with the dress... she thinks her **** are too exposed, it doesn't fit Our Huaxia's aesthetics...we need the people around us to change it for a little bit..."

Before the words were finished, several male compatriots stared at the projection with wide eyes, lost in thought... I saw the beauty stepped back from the seat and lifted up her skirt and was about to take it off... I guess I heard mustard's voice from here , with a bewildered look... His hands stopped in mid-air, neither lifting nor letting go...

"Ah!!!"

Then screamed and left the screen...

'Unfortunately! ! ! ’ Two big words flashed in the hearts of several big men at the same time...Damn it, it would be nice to be a second later, or take a step back... The camera was not far or near and only saw the upper body, and the key point was not exposed! ! ! !

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Tens of minutes later, the blushing beauty reappeared. It seemed that her clothes hadn't changed, she was still in a light-colored evening dress.

Archie didn't feel impatient... When encountering such a thing, she can recover in ten minutes. The psychological quality of a beautiful woman is not bad...

It's also a coincidence...the video was connected just when Charlene was a few steps away to help choose clothes, which caused this embarrassing situation.

As a man, of course you have to speak first to break the embarrassment!

"HI, MISS... Uh, what did Qiangwei say?"

"ROSE..." Teammate No. 1 on the side covered his face and reminded in a low voice... Learning and selling now is really unreliable...

"Hehehe..." Archie's failed greeting had a miraculous effect, making Joanna laugh out loud, calming down a lot, and then greeted, "Niyao, bastard!"

"…………………" It was Archie's turn to have black lines all over his head, and Number 1 and Number 2 even got up and grabbed Wang Bajian, who was about to rush out to argue, and one covered him mouth, one clamped the creaking nest, and together they dragged someone who was about to lose his mind out of the house...

Joanna's side is also in chaos~IndoMTL.com~Another female voice roared anxiously, then appeared on the screen and apologized in Chinese, explaining: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please forgive Joanna's ignorance... ...she forgot that the surname in Chinese is in front...and she didn't know that cheap **** is a curse in Chinese..."

Scrape! Where does the screen name come from? Is this rose a joke?

Fortunately, Archie is not Bajian...not angry at all, and even a little bit want to laugh...

"Joanna? Good name! Tell her, I forgive her mistakes, there is an old Chinese saying that those who don't know are innocent, she doesn't need to care too much..."

"Thank you...thank you..." Charlene thanked again and again, then disappeared out of the range of the camera...Judging from the voice, she was going to teach others a lesson...

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Ten minutes later...the cross-border communication between the two new humans was finally restarted...this time, the translators on both sides took the lead, so as to save their respective masters from making trouble...

Archie can finally officially start his plan to usurp the throne...