This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 101: Fool

The sea and the sky are the same color, which is naturally an excellent scenery, but it will still be boring if you look at it for a long time, and you will be idle if you are idle.

If you have money, you will naturally have to replace your mobile phone, otherwise it will be inconvenient to contact, and it is still necessary to report to your family that you are safe when you are away from home. However, as soon as the mobile phone card that had been useless for two weeks was installed, text messages and WeChat reminders of Ding Dong Ding Dong flew like snowflakes. Of course, there is no important information, just various advertisements and fraudulent text messages, the most important thing is the 10086 arrears notice... It seems that there is a difference...

My brother definitely wants me to add you——Sister 榊忓Quality Younger Sister㎡ゞ.

Fuck me, what a non-mainstream name, it looks like a very difficult master to serve. Besides, who is your brother?

"Could it be... Brother Lin's younger sister? That non-mainstream fat girl?" Very likely! pass! But you must answer the other party with one mouthful!

-Sister 榊俓谐尐㎡ゞ has become your friend, you can chat now.

"Just add a friend to explain to the family, don't disturb, harassment will be blocked!"

I rub it! Have you been disliked first? It's okay to dislike him, and he doesn't even have a good person card? But it just happened that Archie was also happy and relaxed, and he simply settled his stomach and returned to the game, and the time was almost up.

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Up and down again, the sea breeze is still there, the speed of the ship is good, and the houses on the distant coastline have been vividly seen, it must not take much time. Lin Mengzhu and Baili's breach of contract seem to have just gone online, and saw the slime 'Xiao Huang' running over, hugging and rubbing...

"I told you where Xiao Huang could go on the boat, really... I could have slept for a while..." Baili broke the contract and complained.

"Okay, okay, but Xiao Huang is very special, so he's not afraid of ten thousand, just in case." Poor Lin Mengzhu held Archie with one hand, and shook Baili's girl with the other, shaking and acting like a baby.

"Forget it, it's online anyway, you, a task master, should think about how to fool the human race into sending troops..."

"I've thought about it a long time ago~" Poor Lin Mengzhu showed off compared to scissorhands.

Archie is puzzled, what else can he think of? Take the letter and directly contact the leader of the other party to sign an alliance agreement and then send troops!

"First of all, you can't go directly to the leader of the human race." Lin Mengzhu analyzed, "There are many races under the Stormwind Empire, and our clan, the elves, is one of them, but it is only a small one, let alone ours. This group split out. As the so-called weak people have no diplomacy, even if the other party will benefit greatly from this operation, there will definitely be many things that make things difficult for us, or ask for benefits, such as military expenses, command rights, etc. "

Archie always feels that his brain is not enough this day, he looks like a mentally handicapped brother... He can't keep up with Lin Mengzhu's thinking at all.

"So we're going to find the one with the most robbed human merchant ships, the heaviest losses, and the biggest official position!"

"And then?" Baili broke the contract and asked, it seems that Archie is not the only one whose IQ is not enough.

"Then the plot will advance automatically, and we don't need to do anything else." Poor Lin Meng snapped his fingers, indicating that the conversation was over, and the port was almost here.

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The disembarkation went smoothly. The sailors and port clerks were all acquaintances, and the formalities were completed quickly. There are no crowds and exclamations as imagined. After all, the port does not take much time for players. First, they must have enough reputation to go to sea, and then they must be able to endure half a day of lonely hang-ups. Therefore, they are all NPCs. Did not meet.

But the good times didn't last long. As soon as they entered the trade area adjacent to the port, players from all races of the empire were so curious that they mobilized inhumane onlookers.

"Slime!"

"Dark elves!"

"Isn't it from the hostile camp? Can you still enter and leave our city? The name is red!"

"Don't you think the names of the two girls look familiar? They seem to be the two from the first copy?"

"Yes indeed!"

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Huh, haven't you seen it before? With customs clearance documents and the status of an envoy, even if I run around in the entire Storm Empire jurisdiction, no one will care!

Of course, it is impossible for Archie to wander around now, and he is lying in the arms of the girl, enjoying the tenderness...and eavesdropping on the next plan by the way.

"Little pig, since you're not going to the administration office, who should you go to next? Has anyone chosen?"

"Of course, there are two candidates, both of whom are capable of encircling and suppressing pirates. One is an earl with a powerful family. He lost a total of 4 merchant ships, and each of them was a giant ship, which directly reduced his family's ocean-going trade capabilities. 30%. And the other is the Duke, who lost 2 huge ships in total, accounting for 10% of his ocean-going trade capacity. Which one do you think should be chosen?" Lord Lin Meng handed Xiao Huang to his partner, and looked through his master Frant The information to come.

"Of course it is the earl! He has suffered more losses, so he will naturally work harder!"

"No, let's go find the Duke!" After closing the information, Lin Meng made a decision, "The Duke's only son is also on one of the shipwrecked ships!"

Well, I feel more and more that Lin Mengzhu is a reliable girl! Brother, just feel at ease as a pillow and wait for the harvest—ah~~ soft and warm, this is the ultimate romance of a man~~

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After 1 hour...

Reliable? Who said it was reliable? Absolutely nonexistent! It's been an entire hour and I still haven't found the Duke's house! I have passed this road no less than 5 times, how crazy is this? No, maybe it's not Lu Chi... Seeing the two girls chit chatting, excitedly walking through the streets and alleys of the capital of the Stormwind Empire, looking to the left, tweeting again, they are clearly shopping! No, no, it's not just shopping, what's going on with the paparazzi following the whole process? It's clearly a reality show, right?

"Little pig? By the way, where is the Duke's house?" The girl who broke the contract with Baili finally remembered her business!

"I don't know, how could we know about the Stormwind Empire." Poor Lin Mengzhu picked up the delicate handicraft on the booth, "Xiaobai, is this beautiful?"

"It looks good... Hey, I wonder if you are still in the mood to buy something?"

"Don't worry, there will be kind people to lead the way soon!"

Good-hearted people? How can there be any kind-hearted people in this world, unless they have a hue... But then Archie felt that his IQ had been hit twice...

"Hello, two beautiful dark elf players, can you accept a simple interview? By the way ~IndoMTL.com~ Let me introduce myself, I am a reporter player from the Stormwind Empire, and I belong to the self-media "Empire Fengyun." A handsome and regular paparazzi arrived.

"Of course it's no problem!" Poor Lin Mengzhu gave Baili girl a look, let her experience it for herself... and then faced the camera generously.

"The name of Lin Mengzhu's sister is familiar even to the players of the empire. May I ask how she came to the empire this time?"

"Just take a boat, but it takes 12 hours."

'Ao——' The melon-eating onlookers exclaimed, feeling like a door to a new world had opened instantly. I have been researching how to go to the dark elves to brush dungeons all day long, and I am looking for the teleportation array every day. It turns out that there is such a primitive method as taking a boat!

"Thank you for your generosity, and I would like to ask again, do you have any other private matters when you two come here this time? Of course, it's okay if you don't answer." The paparazzi regular army knows the rules, girl, this is confidential, you must refuse to answer!

"It's not a private thing, just to do the task."

I X, confessed too quickly, right?

"What task?"

Handsome paparazzi, that's too much! Still ask? Seeing girls are innocent and easy to bully, don't they?

"It's a mission to send a letter to a duke named Reginald Windsor."

"I know where it is! Let me lead the way? Dare to hope that the two of you can give the exclusive rights to follow the whole process!"

"Of course, there's nothing to keep secret anyway. But they..." Poltergeist Lin Meng pointed to the crowd.

"Don't worry! I'll arrange a carriage right away!"

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Seeing Lord Lin Meng secretly compare Baili's broken contract with scissors hands behind his back, Archie broke into a cold sweat...he remembered a famous saying that has been passed down for a long time-the more beautiful a woman is, the more untrustworthy she is! !