This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill Chapter 658: “Listen to the System”
Chapter 662 "Listen to the system" (the first update guaranteed, please subscribe, please ask for a monthly pass!)
Okay, for the sake of the other party helping him get rid of the suspicion, and no longer being closely watched by the Anbu people, he participated in this concert!
I saw Qi Rabi standing on the stage first made a few moves that seemed to be hip-hop, but in fact he was approving, and then pointed at Qingyu without accompaniment and rapped.
"A dangerous box of bliss, whoever opens it will die!"
"Quickly leave or die! Yeah!"
"But BOY, you have my protection, Yeah!"
"Little idiot—!"
"Fly, fly like a butterfly—"
"Oh yeah! Oops, I bit my tongue, I almost belched..."
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After hearing these lyrics clearly, Qing Yu's expression immediately became very exciting!
The rhythm is quite accurate and has its own flow, but the lyrics are too stupid...
Looking at the surrounding people, they all shouted and clapped their hands enthusiastically.
He suddenly began to wonder if there was something wrong with his aesthetics, why didn't he enjoy it like these Oscar winners?
He really can't play with this group of idiots, forget it, forget it, after this song is over, find a chance to slip away, or your ears will be 'blind'.
But just when he had this idea and a constipated expression appeared on his face, the dog system's coquettish operation came immediately.
Ding!
The special death mission has been released!
Task name: Emperor Rap!
Description: After listening to a terrible concert, you are determined to teach that guy on the stage a lesson, let's have a one-on-one battle!
(The first and possibly the last "Yun Yin You Xi Ho" has officially started!)
Mission Requirement: Defeat Kirabi with rap
Task time limit: ten minutes
Mission Reward: Special Takoyaki X1, Advanced Skill Card X1
Mission failed: The electric eel possesses the body, and the speech will come with electronic sound effects
Note: The loudspeaker of the system can be activated at any time, and various beats are optional.
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I am Nima!
Qingyu wanted to curse but stopped, and greeted all the relatives of the dog system in her heart.
Oh, I almost forgot, the dog system is an orphan, it has no relatives!
Is now the time to stand on stage and show off?
In a short while, an Earth Explosive Star will hit him on the head, how wronged should he be? !
Besides, he doesn't know how to rap, but he can play a few of Jay Chou's songs.
Do you want to perform a shouting show?
Give the whole job to the big guy, come a song of thunder?
Qingyu wanted to bang her head against the wall!
But when he thinks that after the mission fails, he will turn into a Canadian electric eel, and he will have an electronic voice when speaking, and he will have a chill!
There are no mobile phones in this world, who can he charge them for? !
Just when he was extremely distressed, Kirabi's performance finally came to an end.
"Hey, little idiot, are you intoxicated by Uncle Bi's gorgeous rhythm? Then following this enthusiastic atmosphere, I will present another song "Bi's Idiot Brother" for everyone, where are the cheers~"
"Oh oh oh~!"
Qingyu, who is out of tune with the group of 'film kings' around her, knows that she can't delay any longer. The task time is only ten minutes, and she can sing two songs at most...
Made, fight!
"Wait a minute!"
"Huh? I see, you want to sign an autograph, right? After the concert is over, I promise you will get Uncle Bi's autograph. Now let's enjoy the next performance."
For the first time, Qingyu realized how frustrating it is to be unable to speak.
As a last resort, he can only make a big move.
I saw him jumping onto the stage suddenly, and then stretched out his hands in the direction of Bi, with the thumbs down!
"Rapping is not your way of playing, let's watch my performance next!"
Battle song, rise up!
Through the loudspeaker of the dog system, the beautiful melody immediately resounded throughout Yunyin Village.
Kirabi was annoyed at being pushed aside, but was thrilled when someone challenged him with a rap.
As for the 'dog-care audience' in the audience, they were already dumbfounded.
It's okay to grab a random guy to steal the show, but where is the accompaniment for this?
Looking left and right, I can't find anything, but if you listen carefully, it seems that there are so many billions of dots.
At this moment, Qing Yu launched a dimensionality reduction attack on Qi Rabi with his moving singing voice that used to be a KTV wolf!
"Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"
"Why, others are reading comics there, but I am learning [White Fighting] and talking to the stake."
"Others are playing games, but I am leaning against the wall and reciting my ninjutsu C~"
"I said I want a big camera, but I turned into a handsome 007~"
"Why listen to the system, you will start to understand this when you grow up."
Stupid!
Kirabi is just stupid!
The body began to sway non-stop following the rhythm, and the head became extremely cheerful.
The audience of the "dog care audience" was also immersed in Qingyu's unusually down-to-earth lyrics.
Who didn't spend their childhood facing wooden stakes? Other children may be playing carefree, but they have already begun to refine chakra, practice ninjutsu, and break one wooden stake after another.
Although I don't know what 007 and the system mean, it is obvious that Qingyu's lyrics have resonated with them.
Even with the spread of the big horn of the dog system, more and more people stopped and began to accept this spiritual "baptism".
"When I grow up, I begin to understand why I run faster and jump higher than others~"
"In the future, everyone will practice the ninjutsu I wrote, and everyone will read the book I wrote~"
"The hard work of the (dog) system will not be seen by you. The task of dying is in its heart~"
"If you have time, hit the dog's head more often, hold hands and jump off the building~"
"Listen to the system, die so fast~"
"I want to be strong quickly, don't give it a chance~"
The song "Listen to the System" adapted by Qingyu really shocked my mother!
More and more people gathered here, and began to follow Qingyu's swinging hands, waving together.
It looks like the scene of a large-scale 'shoe education'.
At some point, even Kirabi jumped off the stage and stood at the front, waving two knives in his hands, probably because there is no such thing as a fluorescent stick~IndoMTL.com~ After a while, Qingyu was also completely singing. Although his voice was not very good and he would occasionally get out of tune, this song was not difficult to sing.
In addition, he expressed his feelings and injected sincere emotions into his singing, so the effect was extremely explosive!
He moved himself so much!
I almost burst into tears!
God knows how much he has suffered, how many injuries he has suffered, and how many tears of regret he has shed because of the dog system.
Here, he especially wants to say a word to dear (dog) system.
(raise middle finger) pick!
And what he got was an unexplained, enthusiastic, unanimous **** response from the audience!
Although I don't know what this means, but the pick is over!
(End of this chapter)