There’s a Dragon Girl in the Desolate Sea: 730|Sixty-second dragon scales (2)

Sixty-second dragon scales (2)

No matter when, Linglong felt a headache when he saw the memorials of the ministers.

These people don't seem to be able to speak well. It's obviously just a trivial matter, and it takes thousands of words to write it out. The whole article is touting the emperor and showing his loyalty. Some of those who have long-term positions, go to Beijing every three years to report on their duties, and when they don't report on their jobs, they write an essay to the emperor every year to describe the situation in the past year, which is even more nonsense.

She was impatient to take care of these things, but the more she looked at it, the more annoying she became. Hu Xiuhe even felt that the little queen's temper was going to explode when he was watching. While he was thinking about how to coax himself, the little queen Suddenly, he threw the book in his hand far away—just like an angry child in the people, he threw what he had at hand, and threw it wherever he caught it.

However, Linglong did not take his anger on Hu Xiuhe. From the death of Emperor Xiaozong to today, the piles of books have been accumulating more and more every day, and now there are hills. How long does it take for her to read it! She became emperor for enjoyment, not for coolie! Thinking like this, it would be better to let the King of Jiaodong and the others be the ones!

But this book cannot be read by others, she can only read it alone. Can she read it when it is dark? How could this group of courtiers be able to write thousands or even tens of thousands of words when they were busy eating farts every day?

Linglong picked out a few books and read it, but I couldn't stand it anymore. This year, Yuan Yong, the envoy to the southwest, wrote more than 10,000 words, but there was nothing important. The whole article only expressed one thought: Although I take office in the southwest, my heart is devoted to His Majesty. I miss His Majesty. It’s like every three autumns if I don’t see you in one day. I can’t wait to see His Majesty! Under His Majesty's wise leadership, the people live and work in peace and contentment in the southwest. This is all thanks to His Majesty!

Nearly 20,000 words, all of which are analyzing his loyalty and longing for the emperor. Linglong looked at it and felt his fists hard.

She screamed, her whole body threw herself into the book, and the petite figure looked extremely miserable.

Hu Xiuhe couldn't help laughing, but the little empress was too miserable. If he laughed, he would take a step forward: "Your Majesty, can you use some melons and fruits? It's summer, and eating melons and fruits will relieve your boredom."

Linglong nodded: "Yes."

The fruit plate will be delivered soon. Apples, watermelons, strawberries, lychees, etc., are all cut into the size that can be eaten directly. This is good in the palace. You can eat anything you want, even if it is out-of-season fruit, as long as the emperor wants, The people below can find ways to get it.

But these melons and fruits, Hu Xiuhe, are afraid to eat. He served by Emperor Xiaozong since he was a child, and those who walk in front of the imperial court must pay special attention to their manners. The fruits and vegetables are cold, and it is easy to upset the stomach. Not to be touched, leeks, garlic, onion, ginger, easy to bad breath, can not be used. Eating too much is no good, and drinking too much water will make it easy for you to go out of your way, no good. Like Hu Xiuhe, he has not had a full meal for many years, and the royal waiter looks beautiful, but in fact it is miserable.

Therefore, when Linglong gave Hu Xiuhe the rest of the food, he looked embarrassed. For His Majesty's comfort, the melons and fruits were chilled in the spring water, but he hadn't eaten them for many years. If you are cold, you will definitely have a stomach upset. What if the imperial court loses his honor and annoys His Majesty?

Could it be that, His Majesty still doesn't trust him and wants to transfer him away?

Hu Xiuhe was thinking wildly here, but Linglong didn't think much of it at all, she just didn't want to eat and reward the people below.

Your Majesty bestows it, but dare not resign. Hu Xiuhe had been doing psychological construction for a long time, and finally ate all the remaining fruits and melons little by little. Sure enough, after a while, his stomach started to quarrel. Linglong was continuing to read the book when he heard a few bowel sounds and raised his head immediately. , Hu Xiuhe knelt down with a plop: "Your Majesty's forgiveness! The servant is disrespectful—"

Linglong blinked her eyes. She had never experienced constipation or diarrhea, so she couldn't understand it, but she had never eaten pork and always saw a pig run. Hu Xiuhe's feminine and handsome face was covered in cold sweat, so she waved her hand: "You go down first, and come and serve you later."

"Yes."

Rao was pounding in his stomach, but Hu Xiuhe held back and respectfully left the imperial study.

As soon as he left, Linglong laughed out loud, don't tell me, this person is very funny.

Half an hour later, Hu Xiuhe came back and changed into a blue **** uniform. His face was fine, and his body was incense again, and he returned to the same Hu who did not change his color when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him. Great companion.

Linglong finally read the book for a whole day. Hu Xiuhe didn't understand government affairs. He only knew that His Majesty divided the book into three and ordered to carry it to the Golden Palace tomorrow. The mountain-like excerpts, His Majesty actually read it all in just one day! Hu Xiuhe was secretly shocked, even when Emperor Xiaozong was still alive, he couldn't see it so fast!

The next day, Linglong got up early as usual. She squinted lazily and let the palace servants wash and change her clothes. She was not sleepy. Obsessed and persistent, she sometimes wonders, is there anything else in this world that can keep her chasing?

Yesterday the little empress killed King Wu with her own hands at the age of 11 and her face did not change. Today hundreds of officials dare not look down on her anymore. The scene of the noisy and even fighting like yesterday is gone, everyone is like a quail honestly , the three vassal kings stood at the forefront, seemingly respectful, but they didn't know what they were thinking. The little empress won't let them return to the fief, what can they say? I just thought that Emperor Xiaozong was a good way. Before his death, he paved the way for the little empress. He exchanged his own death for four vassal kings to enter the capital, and because the little empress was young and ignorant, she despised her and dressed lightly and simply. Who dare to leave?

Unless it's shameless!

However, of these four vassal kings, the most shameless one has been stabbed to death by the little empress, and the remaining three are all sanctimonious and belong to the kind of **** who still want the archway. They all want to be emperors, they all want to usurp the throne, but they have to get their name right, they have to get the little empress to let them go, and they have to stage a scene where they have to resign repeatedly and finally kneel down and ask for helpless acceptance.

Linglong has never had a bad time with someone who is too embarrassing.

Linglong sitting on the dragon chair is not as serious and rigid as the emperors of the past dynasties. She is small and lazily nestled in it, like something comfortable. Emperor Xiaozong was a man of strict self-discipline. Except for being with his wife and daughter, all his chairs and beds were hard, and even the pillows were jade pillows to remind himself not to indulge in enjoyment. The dragon chair is natural. Also like this. But Linglong was not used to sitting, and she felt that her buttocks were hurting, so Hu Xiuhe put a soft cushion on the dragon chair, which made it much more comfortable to sit on.

The palace people brought the book over, and Linglong opened a copy at random.

Just listening to the little empress said: "My dear friends, yesterday I read the excerpts for a day, and I felt a headache. Where is Xu Jiu, the minister of Guanglu Temple?"

An official in a navy blue court uniform came out: "I am here."

"You idiot... I counted and wrote a total of 5,307 words." Linglong's face was calm, "Among them, 5,300 words are nonsense, and there are only seven words that talk about business. , which is 'I invite you to award Bingguanglu Temple'."

What do these five thousand words mean? This Xu Jiu, praised from winter to spring, and from spring to summer, from the society to the people's livelihood, from the government to the back house, anyway, touted five thousand words, the last central thought: Your Majesty! Summer is so hot! Guanglu Temple is facing south again! The ice allocated to Guanglu Temple in previous years is really too little! Can you give me more this year?

It's such a big deal, I wrote 5,307 words, Linglong endured his irritability and saw the end, and the last seven words were talking about the business!

Xu Jiu: Cough...

It's like this when writing essays now, first sing praises to His Majesty, and then show his loyalty, and talk about a lot of things in the end. But this kind of feeling of being taken out as a typical one is really too shameful!

Except for Xu Jiu, Linglong grabbed more than a dozen people's cheat sheets and executed them on the spot. Don't look at these adults looking serious and upright, in fact, there shouldn't be too much flattery in the cheat sheets. Blow out the flowers! Some of these papers were accumulated when Xiaozong was seriously ill, and some came after Linglong was enthroned. Anyway, no matter what happened, these ministers liked to write papers, and they were stinky and long when they were written, so Linglong proposed a new one. Require.

"I don't like to read such nonsense, so I will remember all the excerpts in the future. You can choose your own ideas, choose your own style, and choose your own titles. No copying, no plagiarism, no more than 100 words. If it is a major event, you can add it. You don't need to pass a memorial when you enter the palace in a hurry. It's better to get straight to the point. If you have something to say, don't write it! If there is one more word, I will fine him one month's salary, and two more words will be fined for two months. , if there are three more words, the penalty will be four months, and so on!"

The ministers were in an uproar, and an old scholar with white beard and hair came out to argue with an elephant wat: "Your Majesty, the minister thought that this must not be done-"

"Why not?" Linglong glared at him, "I don't need you to tell me how wise you are, how loyal and patriotic you are, and you can't tell with your mouth, but now I'm just making such a small request, You are so dissatisfied, how can I dare to value you in the future? Or do you want to listen to others?”

These words are serious, the old scholar hurriedly knelt down and pleaded guilty: "I dare not—"

"I don't dare to be the best." Linglong rolled his eyes at him, and did not hide her boredom. She had always hated these old and old-fashioned guys, like the smelly and hard stones in the kennel, which would arouse her every time. The desire to beat people. "From tomorrow onwards, if someone else gives me more than 100 words, I will tell him personally that the punishment of the salary is not a joke! If you don't like the idea of ​​the salary, you will deliberately go against me... Oh, yesterday, King Wu, he You are waiting for tomorrow."

She is different from her father, Emperor Xiaozong. Emperor Xiaozong is gentle, considerate, and generous. He treats his wife and daughter like this, the common people, and his officials. He even went out to visit sick ministers in person. , and listens to people very patiently, and considers all aspects very thoughtfully.

Ke Linglong is not Emperor Xiaozong.

She is ruthless, iron-blooded, authoritarian, and unquestionable. She doesn't allow anyone to say anything after she has made a decision, and she doesn't like anyone who violates her intentions.

She is the orthodox, the daughter of Emperor Xiaozong, even if she is a woman, many people dislike her, and no one dares to criticize and criticize the little female emperor shortly after Emperor Xiaozong's death. Disloyalty and injustice, if it spreads out, the spit of the people can be drowned in the long river of history!

As a result, the limit on the number of characters in this book was settled, and most of the officials obeyed. There were a few thorns who belonged to the vassal king's account and were deliberately provocative. People clicked out.

She said yesterday that it should not exceed 100 words. However, of the three people she named out of the queue today, the one standing at the front was the Deputy General Secretary, who had a goatee. He wrote 3,000 words, The remaining two people are the servants of the Inspectorate, and the other is the Imperial Court. They are both people with no real power but a high reputation. Together, the three have written more than 10,000 words!

Linglong didn't beat or scolded and didn't use a knife, just instructed Hu Xiuhe next to him: "Go and hand over these three Aiqing's books to the ancestral temple. In front of my emperors and emperors of all dynasties, let the temple Zhu personally burn it, and it's good for teaching. The emperors of all dynasties have seen how talented and eloquent ministers they are all passed down to my generation."

Hu Xiuhe's face did not change color: "Yes."

He held the three copies in both hands and turned to leave, but the three were in a hurry! This ancestral temple is where the tablets of the emperors of all dynasties are enshrined. Only emperors are qualified to enter. They are courtiers, but they have to send them to the ancestral temple to be burned to the emperors of all dynasties... This, this is simply their life!

The Deputy Minister of General Affairs is anxious: "Your Majesty! It is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Why not?" Linglong was amazed, "If you don't listen to what I say, go and ask my father, royal grandfather, and elders of all dynasties. If you want to come to them, you are willing to listen. If you write well and make them happy, I will send you to **** you, which happens to be able to fulfill your loyalty, isn't it beautiful?"

Why are the others honest and obedient, but these three are not? One is to work for the vassal king, and the other is to step on her to get ahead!

Recognizing her as emperor is because of Emperor Xiaozong's last decree, but they are not happy to make these ministers submit to the empress, so they can show their extraordinaryness by working against Linglong. In short, they want to step on The little empress earns her own fame.

Think, get, beautiful.

If you want fame, go to the ancestral temple and ask the emperors of all dynasties for it!

The three of them knelt down and pleaded for mercy. Unfortunately, Linglong was never a kind person. What she wanted was wholehearted obedience!

Soon, Hu Xiuhe came back, and Linglong asked, "Is there a miracle?"

Hu Xiuhe shook his head respectfully: "Return to Your Majesty, I never had one."

"It seems that your essays are not very well written. Otherwise, how could a gentle and tolerant person like my father, the emperor, not give his will? It's a sin to smear the eyes of the emperors of all dynasties."

"Your Majesty." The King of Shu went out to salute, "The theory of ghosts and gods is illusory. These three adults are also dedicated to the good of Your Majesty, and please Your Majesty—"

"The meaning of the king of Shu is that after the death of the emperors of the past dynasties, they are no longer in the world, so there is no need for future generations to have a sense of awe?"

The king of Shu was stunned by this sophistry. Did he mean the same thing as the little empress? Just as she was about to explain, Linglong didn't like to hear it, she laughed, "It's strange that the father and the emperor just passed away, and the four uncles rushed over in such a hurry that they couldn't even wait for the imperial decree."

There was a lot of irony in the words before. When Emperor Xiaozong died, the four vassal kings heard that the throne was passed to Linglong, and immediately rushed to the capital in the name of national mourning. It's like being eaten by them!

She just insisted that the emperor has a spirit, your account is burned, and the emperors do not respond, it means that your writing is not good! Your writing is not good, and you dare not listen to my words and provoke me, you are a scoundrel!

It's a tyrannical and unreasonable argument. It's obvious that he wants to clean up these three early birds. Whoever dares to come out and intercede will be unlucky together. She is the emperor and she can say whatever she likes!

The King of Shu can only discard this piece and return to the ranks.

This is what it means to acquiesce.

Linglong smiled brightly at the three ministers kneeling on the ground, probably the happiest she had ever laughed since the last two days. Emperor Xiaozong and Empress Dowager Ren'an are both dragons and phoenixes, with outstanding looks, and she is even more blue than blue, but this extremely beautiful smile does not make the three people kneeling on the ground relax, on the contrary, the scalp is numb, and there is a cold sweat on the forehead. It just felt as if he was being targeted by some dangerous beast and had nowhere to escape.

"I said yesterday that if you exceed one word, you will be fined in multiples. The three Aiqings are really brave. In order to challenge my authority, everyone has no less than 3,000 words. I forgot it, and I will still be old in this life. The salaries in front of the village are not enough for you to be punished, what should you do?"

She stretched out a finger and scratched her pink cheeks, looking like a worried little girl, but today, no one will treat her as a tiger cub who can tease and deceive— - No matter how young a tiger is, it is also a beast.

The daughter of Emperor Xiaozong, more like an emperor than Emperor Xiaozong.

She was so distressed with her sweet voice, while the three kneeling on the ground shivered, not to mention the clear names in the past, life and death are not in the hands of the little empress! And the people who remained silent also had their own thoughts.

Little Empress, she's too arrogant.

She doesn't tell you anything about constraints, balance, and imperial tricks. She just does whatever she wants and doesn't play cards according to the routine, but no matter how you guard it, she is the emperor, she is orthodox, and she has a way to mess with you, unless If you can give up that old face saying that you don't want me, I just don't accept it or want to change the dynasty to usurp the throne - and before you succeed, everyone in the world can drown your head with a mouthful of saliva!

It's not orthodox, and even the upper ranks are not justified. I don't know how many people with ill intentions will want to imitate this scene of adding a yellow robe. Even if the king of Wu is a shameless leader, he wants to supervise the country in front of the little empress His Majesty's name is not even reluctant to call out, so what's the result? It hurts to stab a sword into the stomach and bleed alive!

Who dares to say anything?

If the king wants the minister to die, the minister has to die. If you want power, you have to be shameless.

"Your Majesty, I have something to say."

As soon as the clear and warm voice sounded, Linglong followed the sound and saw a young man in a blue embroidered official robe holding an elephant wat, first saluting, and then saying: "The minister of the Hanlin Academy reads Lu Lu. You, I would like to share your worries for Your Majesty."

Linglong blinked, but did not respond. First, he looked at the man from head to toe. In later history, it was said that he had "face like powder, eyes like shooting stars, tiger body and ape arms, belly and wolf waist. "Extraordinary equipment and space", the end is a person who is talented in both civil and military. Compared with the gentle and devoted Emperor Xiaozong, this Wei Taizu seems to be another kind of charm, and it is more in line with the imagination of later generations of emperors. It was a civil official from the fifth rank of the Dali Dynasty, and his official robe only showed that he was slender and tall. As for the waist of the ape-armed wolf, it was not obvious, and he felt that the waist was quite thin and the figure should be very good.

He is an uncompromisingly beautiful young man.

From the perspective of temperament, it is not at all as recorded in later generations. That's right, right now he is keeping a low profile and preparing to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. How can he show all his cards?

The dynasties have changed, so I can't tell who is right and who is wrong. But now that she is the emperor, if Lu You has any thoughts... She doesn't care whether history will change because of this.

"Lu Aiqing, but it doesn't matter."

Lu You gave another salute: "I think that although the three adults have disobeyed Your Majesty, they have been diligently loyal to the country for many years, and they have worked hard without merit. It is better to ask the three adults to make up for the salaries of the punished. On - so, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"

Linglong thought to herself, this person is really good at being a human being. She couldn't have cut off three people's heads just because of the number of characters in the book. The method is really good. The salaries of the three people who were fined were also an astronomical sum of money. Although they were fined, they were able to maintain their official status without worrying about their lives. , a Hanlin Academy attendant came forward... It is true that both sides are not offended, and both sides are pleasing.

"It doesn't matter." Linglong sighed, "Originally, I wanted to be the first offender in the three Aiqings, and I thought about being suspended for three months behind closed doors, but I think Luqing's method is better, so I limit the three Aiqings within one day. Make up for the fine, and then be suspended for three months!"

Lu You could almost feel the scorching gaze of the three adults piercing his skin, but he stepped back without changing his face, and Linglong even praised him: "Lu Qing really knows my heart. ."

Lu You:......

Is this really just an eleven-year-old girl? Or after all, is it the blood of the royal family, which cannot be inferred by common sense?

But right now, the little empress clearly lacks a capable minister on her side. Now she is using ruthless means to frighten the courtiers. What she lacks most is someone she can trust. It should not be trusted and should not be treated like this, the little empress put him on the fire with a few words!