The Millennium After Dying Young Chapter 5: Ji Li Gua La
Xu Le did not expect that the first shot in this world would trigger such a violent chemical reaction.
Thumb, knee, waist… Every joint in the body felt as if it was being ignited at the same time, and the pain was indescribable. If it was someone else, I’m afraid he would have fainted long ago.
“Hoo…Hoo…”
It took a long time before Xu Le sat up panting, raised his right hand slightly, and there was a round object in front of him out of thin air.
This is a hallucinatory mirror.
A handsome face was reflected in the mirror, with sharp edges and corners, sword eyebrows and star eyes.
But at this moment, beads of sweat covered Zhang Jun’s face. His eye sockets were sunken and his face was pale, like a patient just recovering from a serious illness.
The clothes were all soaked through, and the bangs on his forehead were sticky to his face, and sometimes fluttered with the night wind, making him very uncomfortable.
“What the **** is going on?”
Xu Le removed the mirror and rubbed his swollen head.
I thought it was just a sequela of time travel, but now it seems that the problem is much more serious than imagined.
It’s just to deal with a brat. In his previous life, this amount of exercise is not even a warm-up.
But now, it has caused such strong symptoms.
This made him suspect that there was something wrong with this body.
The soul is too strong, but the body is too weak, the contrast is too great, and they cannot be adjusted.
It’s like pouring the water originally stored in the tank into the balloon. Because the toughness is enough, the balloon didn’t burst immediately, but there will always be a day when it will explode.
Xu Le’s current body is like an unstable balloon.
The most fundamental reason to solve this problem is naturally to find a body with better strength, but Xu Le will not go out of his body, let alone seize his body.
So now there are only two paths before him, strengthen his body to survive, or die.
Xu Le felt melancholy.
…
It was a little closer when we got home.
The door is open, just as it was when he went.
As soon as he walked in, Xu Le found that the little guy’s room was threatening, and there were faint chattering sounds, and his heart suddenly moved.
Is there another ghost in the house?
Adhering to the principle that parents should not allow their daughters to be bullied, Xu Le pushed open the door and walked in.
“Hoo…”
A gust of dark wind blows towards our face.
There are indeed ghosts in the room, and there is not one.
Besides the guy with the hole in his forehead, there are three other guys who died relatively normally.
At this time, they were sitting in a circle, and Xu Beibei, who was dressed in black, was the only character sitting on the bench.
Several guys were supposed to be discussing something before, but as soon as Xu Le came in, they shut their mouths very tacitly.
Xu Le walked to Xu Beibei’s bed without looking sideways, helped the “body” on the bed tucked in the quilt, and turned to go out.
The moment the door closed, two long sighs of relief sounded in the room.
One belongs to Xu Beibei.
One is the guy with the hole in his head. It can be seen that this guy is very scared of Xu Le.
Then, Xu Beibei’s voice sounded in the room.
“Okay, let’s continue talking, you all have to come tomorrow, fix this for me, and there will be a lot of rewards!”
“…But big sister, we are also little ghosts, and that ghost is so fierce…”
“If you don’t go, I will cook you!”
“… Big sister, it’s wrong for you to do this! It violates the law of hell. Ghosts are equal before fierce ghosts. Big sister, you…”
“If you talk nonsense, I will boil you now!”
Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu Lu, so lively, Xu Le was speechless when he heard it, thinking, what kind of mess is this all about?
…
Early the next morning, Xu Le was woken up by Xu Beibei.
“Baba… Baozi Baozi!!! If you don’t leave, you will be gone!”
The fat little hands are shaking on Xu Le’s chest…
“…Bebe goes to wash up first, Dad will be fine soon.”
Xu Le waved his hand to show that he understood, and the little guy compared himself with scissors, and ran away with a smile. Xu Le turned his head and continued to sleep, but before closing his eyes for a second, those evil little hands climbed up again.
“Big slob, get up quickly…” This little guy actually saw through Xu Le’s tricks, and ran back at some point, laying on the quilt and making a fuss.
“…”
Xu Le had no choice but to bite the bullet and get up.
When Xu Le came out of the bathroom after washing, the little guy had already finished washing and changed into a dazzling outfit. I don’t know if it has something to do with eating steamed buns today.
Xu Beibei is wearing a bright red cartoon hoodie today, with a big Pikachu painted on the chest, and a pair of plush tentacles on the hat. She is carrying a small red schoolbag of the same style on her back, and in her hand is her little red umbrella that will not fall down as long as she goes out for 365 days.
This look is simply not too cute!
“Hurry up, Baba, the buns are going to be gone!!!”
As soon as Xu Le put on his coat, he was dragged out of the door by the little guy, with a look of eagerness on his face, for fear that he would not be able to catch up. People who didn’t know thought that the family was going to pick up money.
On the way, Xu Le noticed that the little guy was full of energy, and he didn’t look like he hadn’t slept all night. I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart, ghosts are so powerful that they don’t seem to need to sleep, thinking that only their practitioners are like this.
After breakfast at Lao Litou Baozi Shop, Xu Le sent the little guy to school. Along the way, the little guy chattered non-stop, talking about some interesting things about school.
From this point, it can be seen that although Xu Le was not a good person before, he was also very bad to the child’s mother. But for the daughter, it seems to be passable.
Before parting, Xu Le went home after a few symbolic exhortations.
It turned out that only two hours later, he received a call from Teacher Zhang.
“Mr. Xu, I know that you are also doing it for the good of your daughter, but she is still young, so don’t arrange too many extra-curricular tutoring for her. The little girl has slept all morning, and she feels so distressed…” Teacher Zhang chattered endlessly on the phone, and the distress between the lines was definitely not fake.
“Okay teacher, I know…”
Xu Le who said these words was devastated, he thought that the ghost servants didn’t need to sleep, but who knew, the little guy actually made this plan!
Looks like I’ll have to beat and beat in the future!
After promising for a long time, Xu Le hung up the phone and went back to sleep.
Last night, I just thought about how to strengthen this frail body, coupled with the twittering next door, he only fell asleep at dawn, even a ghost cultivator would feel exhausted, not to mention that he is so weak now… …
He fell asleep until 10 in the afternoon. When he woke up, Xu Le received a call from Nan Xiaoxi.
It was only then that Xu Le realized that he still had a date today.
In fact, Nan Xiaoxi’s text message was sent last night. The specific address and time were finalized in the text message, which was very detailed.
It’s just that Xu Le was busy dealing with ghosts last night, and was tortured by his body when it was over, so he didn’t notice.
At this time, half an hour has passed since the appointment time.
“Got it, just wait a little longer, I’ll be right there.”
“It’s okay, I’m used to it.”
After speaking, hang up.
Xu Le: “…”
Big sister, listen to my explanation, things are really not what you think!
Putting down the phone, Xu Le turned over and got out of bed. After a quick wash, he put on the slightly formal suit in the closet. But after thinking about it, I changed back to casual clothes.
After finishing all this, Xu Le opened the door and ran out, looking around to see if there was a taxi passing by. He took out his phone and prepared to take a taxi.
At this moment, a Taoist slogan came from the side.
“Boundless innocence, it’s not good, it’s not good!”