The Legend of Bimeng: Chapter 355: No fight, no acquaintance
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Chapter 355: No fight, no acquaintance
"No problem!" Sven agreed with a ferocious smile, and then led his men to chop off the lizard's tail. Of course, those dwarves who didn't fall were not happy and went to intercept them one after another. However, due to their lack of strength, they were knocked to the ground by the berserker warriors.
Li Pi was also angry when he saw this. He waved the magic hammer in his hand and was about to join the battle. Unexpectedly, as soon as he moved, Lan Fake turned him into a little frog. It turned out that during the time he was talking just now, the purification aura on Lippi's body had disappeared, and he was no longer able to resist Lan Fake's transformation technique.
Li Pi hurriedly used his fighting spirit to dispel the deformation effect, and then continued to rush forward. But then he felt a strong crisis, which scared him and stopped hurriedly. Then, more than a dozen thick lightning bolts fell in front of Lippi. If he hadn't stopped just now, he would definitely be electrocuted into a roast duck.
"Damn it, you two are beating me, what the **** are you doing!" Lippi cursed angrily.
"You bitch, if you have the ability, don't use the Dwarf King to trick me!" Lan Fake immediately laughed.
"Alas!" The old mage also sighed and said, "Yes! Lippi, you have caused public outrage this time. The materials you blackmailed me alone have tens of thousands of gold coins. If you don't give me anything today, If I spit it out, then I can only bully you!"
"Damn, your Majesty wants all your things. I didn't take advantage of you at all? Why are you looking for me?" Lippi said angrily.
"If you hadn't been whispering in the Dwarf King's ears, would he have the nerve to blackmail me so harshly?" The old mage immediately said angrily: "Also, kid, don't think that you are the only one who knows how to cast. You have to understand that I You're not an amateur! Are you greedy for my information? Who are you trying to fool?"
"This, there may be a slight discrepancy. But, won't it be over if I compensate you? Don't cut off the tail of my mount? The Iron-armored Lizard Knight is the signature of our kingdom. If all of them have their tails cut off, then get out. Isn’t it embarrassing? Your Majesty will kill me!” Lippi’s tone was pleading.
"You deserve it!" Lan Fake and the old mage said in unison.
At this time, the barbarians had won a great victory under the leadership of Sven. The dwarves were beaten to a pulp, and the tails of the armored lizards were cut off one by one and then fed to the little spiders. For little spiders. Armored lizards are already considered high-level monsters, and their tails are very useful, so the little spider is extremely excited to eat them.
But the Magic Explosive Spider was obviously not satisfied with the lizard's tail. It aimed at one of the strongest armored lizards, pressed it under its body, and restrained the opponent with a few legs. However, it did not dare to do so without Lao Xie's order. Killer. He just kept wagging his tail and broken claws at Lao Xie, obviously acting coquettishly towards Lao Xie and demanding compensation.
Li Pi obviously also saw what the Magic Explosive Spider meant, and he was so frightened that he quickly shouted, "No. That's my mount, you can't treat it like this!"
"Why not?" Before Lao Xie could say anything, Lan Fake immediately joked: "I really think you should use your mount to compensate for the poor Magic Explosive Spider."
"Agree!" the old mage also said with a smile.
"Bullshit. It was His Majesty who cut off its claws, and His Majesty who used them. Why should I pay compensation?" Lippi said immediately in dissatisfaction.
"Yes, it was the Dwarf King who attacked, but don't forget, you are the one who advises the Dwarf King, right?" Lan Fake sneered: "And, if I remember correctly, you kid also took the opportunity to do it. A piece of magic explosive spider's leg, right?"
"Well, I just want some leftover scraps!" Lippi quickly explained.
Lao Xie got angry when he heard this, and immediately said angrily: "The scraps from my magic explosion spider are worth more than your **** mount!"
After saying that, Lao Xie shouted to the Magic Explosive Spider: "Eat, you're welcome!"
"Ho ho!" The Explosive Spider shouted excitedly to the sky twice, then immediately stretched out its big mouth and bit the armored lizard underneath it.
Lipi's armored lizard is much stronger than the ordinary one. It is almost the king of armored lizards, but in front of the magic explosion spider. No ability to resist at all. Directly stabbed to death by the fangs of the magic explosion spider. Then the toxins from the magic explosion spider's teeth were injected into it, turning the armored lizard's muscles and cartilage into liquid. Then drink it in big gulps.
As the huge armored lizard was sucked, red light began to appear on the body of the magic explosion spider. Then, its broken limbs quickly grew out at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a while, they were completely like before. Same.
But the armored lizard was sucked until only a complete piece of skin and a skeleton were left, looking extremely miserable. Lippi's eyes turned red when he saw it, and he couldn't help but cursed angrily: "You bastards, don't you know that I have been raising him for decades? He is just like my son."
"Ha, that's just right. You can finally experience how distressed I felt when my mount was cut to the ground." Lao Xie sneered.
"That's right, Lippi, it seems you have to change your son!" The old mage also joked.
"Ah, Lippi!" Lan Fake suddenly shouted: "Your son's skin is nice! It's black and shiny, just right for carpeting! I want it!"
"No, throwing it on the carpet is too wasteful!" The old mage immediately said anxiously: "I have several experiments that require such good armored lizard skin! Forget it!"
"No!" Lan Fake insisted, "I have to step on Lippi's son every day to be happy. If you don't give it to me, I will fight with you!"
"Then, let's take half for each person!" The old mage was a little afraid of Lan Fake, so he took the initiative to give way to the path.
"Forget it, half of it is enough for me!" Lan Fake said, giving the old mage a face.
Seeing the other party unscrupulously carving up the skin of his mount, Lippi was so angry that he gritted his teeth and wished he could bite these two guys a few times. But he knew that now was not the time to be impulsive, so he could only curse fiercely: "Remember, we are not done with this!"
"It's indeed not over yet!" Lao Xie said: "You guys must get out of my castle immediately, I won't entertain you here!"
When Lippi heard this, he was shocked and said: "Boy, we have an agreement, you can't drive us away!"
"Fart!" Lao Xie immediately cursed: "When did the agreement between you and me stipulate that I must entertain you?"
"This!" Lippi was speechless after hearing this. Indeed, the original agreement with Lao Xie was only about trade, and did not stipulate that Lao Xie must entertain the visiting dwarves. Because generally speaking, entertaining guests is a matter of course and there is no need to write it down at all. But who would have thought that the dwarves made too much noise, and Lao Xie ordered these guests to be kicked out.
Now Lippi was at his wits end. He couldn't reason with him, so he had no choice but to say: "I said, how can you say that we are also guests? What do you mean by kicking us out?"
"This is called everyone getting what he needs!" Lao Xie said: "You guys are obviously not peaceful people. You are tinkering with iron every day, and you still ask others to sleep? You have tortured Lao Xie's ghost to death. , are you happy? Let me tell you, you should just camp somewhere else, and I won’t care if you do whatever you want!”
"This!" Lippi thought for a moment, then shook his head helplessly and said: "Okay, let's go!"
In fact, Lippi agreed because he had no choice. Because he knew that Lao Xie was telling the truth and it would not work if he continued like this. The dwarf masters have weird tempers and are used to working continuously for days and nights. Once inspiration comes, no one can stop them. It is almost impossible to get them to sleep peacefully at night.
If the dwarf masters mess around casually, the spirits will really not be able to bear it. It has only been a few months, and the spirits are so tired that their eyes are red and swollen, and they are physically and mentally exhausted. If this happens for a few more months, people will definitely die. ah? You know, the dwarves also value these trained spirits very much, and naturally they are reluctant to let them die. In addition, after today's battle, the two parties are somewhat separated in their hearts, and it is really inappropriate to live together. Otherwise, conflicts will occur every day. Therefore, Lippi reluctantly agreed.
Next, Lao Xie asked the three of them, Lao Xie, Lan Fake and Lippi, to go out in person to choose a new place to live. Soon the old mage flying in the sky found a suitable place, which was about five miles away from Lao Xie's castle. It used to be a villa of a big noble. Even after so many years, the weathering of the building was not serious. It could be tidied up a little. You can live in it, and if you work harder, you can even build a castle. And there is also a pool with water all year round, which is very suitable for living.
Lippi is also very satisfied with this choice. Then the dwarves began to move with the help of the barbarians. Since there had just been a fight, although no one died, almost everyone was injured. Therefore, we just moved the people and tents generally this day, and we will talk about other things later. However, after such a joint effort, everyone's relationship has eased a lot. In fact, dwarves and barbarians are very similar in temperament, and they are both straightforward people. Although the beating was quite miserable, his temper was right. Maybe this is what is called no acquaintance without fighting!