The Lame Daoist Priest: The One Hundred and Thirteenth Festival Tour of the Capital

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I looked at the time: "Sister Xiaoling, it's past four o'clock, are you hungry? I'll go buy you dinner."

"No, I want to sit with you a little longer. You have been walking for more than three months, do you know how much I miss you?"

"Hmm."

"Are you going to the capital tomorrow?"

"Well, the Taoist Association has an annual meeting. They hope that I can attend... Sister Ling, I have been very busy recently. I will leave after a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, or even It may be a year and a half, so you still forget about me..."

Before I finished speaking, Sister Xiao Ling held down my mouth and said, "Don't say that anymore. Even if you leave for ten years, I will wait for you to come back!" She said with a firm gaze.

I was silent for a long time before asking: "Is it worth it?"

She nodded seriously: "Xiaolong, I just scratched and don't want to be hospitalized. Will you send me home?"

After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out of the hospital, took a taxi, and went directly back to Xu Xiaoling's residence.

Send her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she took my hand: "Xiaolong, let's go after dinner."

"You are hurt, forget it, I will buy you something to eat."

She shook her head firmly: "I will do it for you."

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I couldn't help her, so I stayed for a meal, and Sister Xiaoling made it by herself.

This kind of feeling is very warm, I want to go on like this forever...

I am now in a dilemma and can't bear to hurt her. She knows me too well, knowing that I have something to hide from her, deliberately alienating her, but in fact still loves her.

When I left Sister Xiaoling’s residence, it was already past eight o’clock in the evening. I went back to the copy shop and found that the **** was repairing shoes. I asked: "Is the ticket sold out?"

"Train tickets at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and arrive at the capital at four o'clock in the afternoon the day after tomorrow. Brother, you want to go home with Sister Xiaoling? Why don't you take a plane?"

I corrected: "It's you who will go with me."

"Me?!"

"Well, the annual meeting of the Taoist Association is about to begin, do you remember Song Lao? He invited us to the annual meeting. One more thing, after such a long time of contact, I am sure that your character is okay. , So I decided to accept an apprentice on behalf of my teacher and accept you as a junior! Are you willing?"

"Brother is here! Please be respected by the younger brother!" The **** reacted quickly and directly knelt on one knee, clasping his fists in salute.

Then stretched his hands in front of me.

I asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

The **** explained: "Red envelopes! Don't all apprentices in the movie give red envelopes? Big brother, just mean it!"

I sighed helplessly, took out 50 cents from my pants pocket and put it in his hand.

The **** took the money and looked at the lamp carefully. After confirming that it was real money, he put it in his pocket and whispered: "I'm fucking, it's awesome, I made another fifty cents!"

"Stop making trouble... From now on, you are the descendant of the Niumen! You have to maintain the peace of Yin and Yang as your own responsibility, and you can't use your own ability to harm others. Have you heard clearly?"

"Clear~Chu~~" the **** shouted.

I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed. You are my younger brother and a descendant of the Niu Sect! Okay, you can continue repairing your shoes. I will go upstairs to find the eldest sister. I have something to tell the eldest sister... …"

When I got upstairs, I asked my eldest sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but I must protect Xu Xiaoling secretly and don't let her know.

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The next day.

I got on the train to the capital with the bitch. As for the hanged ghosts, of course they stayed in the copy shop. I asked the husband and wife ghosts to look at them. The charms have been preserved, enough for all the hanged ghosts to reincarnate.

On the train, I was tortured by the **** for two days and one night...

For example, when the person on the opposite bed ate corn intestines, the **** spit on me and said, "Big brother, you don’t know, I got a nail when I ate corn intestines! I licked it for a long time and finally made sure. , That's a toenail!!! So, this thing is too unhygienic, so I just bought it..."

The person opposite was about to come over and beat up the bastard, but I got rid of him.

Later, the **** got hungry, and there was a cart selling instant noodles in the middle of the aisle, and the **** bought a box.

Since this product was eating instant noodles while sending messages, the instant noodle box was knocked over! ! A box of instant noodles all spilled hot water on his crotch, and the painful **** screamed on the spot! ! !

Of course, the more outstanding is yet to come...

The **** said that if the hot water provided by the policeman was too hot, his little brother wouldn't be swollen at all! So for revenge...

When the policeman once again pushed the trolley to sell drinks, the **** stopped the trolley and asked, "Are there any simple daily necessities? Towels, soap and the like?"

The policeman said: "Simple daily necessities are available, do you want a towel?"

The **** glanced at the police officer and said: "Bring me a sanitary napkin! Hurry up, didn't you say that you have simple daily necessities?"

The policeman looked up and down the bitch's eyes, and said that B was looking for trouble on purpose. However, the policeman still said calmly: "Yes, pay 20 yuan first."

The **** looked at the car and said that he didn't have sanitary napkins. Is it a trick to ride the police? Can you make a pack out of thin air? ! !

The **** who doesn't believe in evil handed him 20 yuan to the policeman, and the policeman handed him a pack of toilet paper and a towel.

The **** was stunned: "Big brother! I want sanitary napkins! Not toilet paper+towels!"

The policeman faintly said five words: "DIY it myself!!!" After speaking, he pushed the cart and left, and the **** was speechless.

I can't help but sigh in my heart, all the masters are among the people! This police officer is too awesome! Even the **** was speechless!

After finally getting to the Capital Railway Station, I took a long breath and called Song Lao: "Hey, Song Lao, I'm at the Capital Railway Station."

"Why didn't you call me earlier?"

"I...the last two days I was in a trance, I forgot. It's okay, Mr. Song, I'll just wait at the station for a while."

Song Lao said: "Okay, wait a while, I will arrange a car to pick you up!"

Standing at the crowded train station, the **** said with emotion: "Ah! This is the train station in the capital! Brother, quickly take a few pictures of me!" Then, the **** valued him 298 Ifuck and 4S were stuffed into my hand, he asked me to take some photos for him.

I took a random shot of him, and then said: "Don't be beautiful, there are too many people in it, let's go out and wait."

The **** and I came outside. It didn't take long for a black car to take me and the **** to a four-star hotel. When I opened the door and got off the bus, I found Lao Song was standing at the door. I hurriedly said, "Lao Song, how am I embarrassed to let you meet here in person."

Song Lao smiled, looked at the **** and said: "Huh? You are here too."

Because the **** was scalded by his little brother, his walking posture was a little unnatural, he smiled and said: "Yes, hello Song Lao."

Song Lao nodded: "Go in, the Taoist Association sponsors the annual meeting. We have booked a lot of rooms here. Now dinner is about to start. Let's go in. There are many people in the Taoist world."

Speaking, Mr. Song took us to the restaurant on the second floor.

Dinner is buffet style, and there are already many people standing in the restaurant at this time, talking in twos and threes, very harmonious.

Song Lao said: "You go to eat something first, I have to go out to pick up people, and I will talk to you later."

I smiled and said, "Okay Mr. Song, go and work."

The **** sees the table full of food, as if he sees his father, he jumps on it! Take two bites for this one and two bites for that one. And I picked up the eating dish, and took it slowly, not far from the bitch. Someone greets me from time to time: "Hello fellow Taoist."

I also clasped my fist in return: "Hello fellow Taoist."

"You are young, did you come with your master?" the other party asked.

I smiled and said, "No, this time only my brother and I will come here. We are both here for the first time. Please also ask fellow daoists to tell me about this year's meeting."

While talking with others, I watched the **** not far away. This guy is too restless. I'm afraid he will cause trouble for me, so I have to watch it tightly.

The **** is talking to a bald middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Fellow Daoist, I think you seem to be in a bad time recently. How about letting me count it for you?"

"Oh? Fellow Daoist, do you know the art of divination?"

"Understand a little bit!" The **** said: "Friends of Daoist give me a birthday character, let me count it for you."

The bald middle-aged man reported his birth date, and the **** pinched his fingers decently. While doing the calculation, frowned and said, "Oh...you should deny his wife from you!"

The bald middle-aged man was shocked and said: "My wife is indeed dead, but you really figured it out?!"

The **** said naturally, "Of course! I figured out that you are a talent! Very handsome! Handsome! Character is even more boring! And recently I have found a fiancee 12 years younger than you!" The **** asserted Tao.

"God!!" The bald middle-aged man praised it with a thumbs up: "The Daoist really hid it, so I admired the five bodies to cast the ground!! At the lower road, Qingyang, dare to ask the Daoist Dao?"

The **** raised his head and said with a sacred look: "Others call me the friend of women!!"

"Okay!" The bald middle-aged man praised: "The Taoist name sounds like a vulgar name, but after a careful taste, I find that it is really elegant in the vulgar, and the realm of the Taoist is really deep. Unpredictable!!!"

Taya, your grandma! ! How elegant is the nickname of Friends of Women? I cursed secretly in my heart, and hurriedly greeted the bastard: "Junior Brother, you come here, Junior Brother."

The **** said apologetically to the bald middle-aged man: "Friends, my brother called me, let's talk next time."

Bringing the **** to my side, I asked in a low voice: "Bitch, are you really good at fortune-telling? Then you can calculate for me quickly and see when I can live."

The **** stuffed a piece of cake in his mouth and said vaguely: "I don't know."

"You count! You just did the calculation for that person just now!"

"Oh, you said that silly b, I heard him call, and he said: Xiaoli, my wife has just died for two years, and it’s not good to get married now. Besides, you are twelve years younger than me. ..."

Puff...I heard this and sprayed a mouthful of milk on the face of the bitch...