The Lame Daoist Priest: The lively wedding banquet of the 294th festival

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The cheap men led the Taoist friends to dance a "Taoist Style", which aroused the screams of the women in the audience.

In short, the banquet is very lively. When the gorilla was toasted to the table, the gorilla said: "Come on, Xiaolong, sit for a while, I will interview you, how do you feel when you are a groom? Tell us. "

I smiled: "What? You can't wait? Try it yourself and you'll know."

"Hurry up! I'll get you drunk if you don't say it!" the gorilla threatened.

I glanced at him: "Just your drinking? Let's forget it."

Yu Zhiyuan said: "Xiaolong, let's talk about it, we old bachelors are very curious."

I thought about it, and organized the language: "Want to say this feeling. Of course I am very happy and very happy to be able to marry the person I like. Faced with the problem of giving birth to a baby, whether to give birth to a boy or a girl? In this society, girls are not easy to manage. Boys, you will have to buy a car and a house in the future. There is too much pressure. There is also the problem of early education. I heard that when the wife is pregnant now Ah, when you are a father, you have to sing to your wife’s belly every day. It’s not good if you don’t sing well. You say I don’t have a five tone...

Ten minutes later.

The gorilla said drowsy: "It's OK, don't say it, it seems to be troublesome."

"I haven't finished speaking yet, don't you want to hear it? I'll go on, I'll go on."

Jin Peng hurriedly said: "You should go to other places to respect the bar. You have to say a while, and the three of us dare not get married. We will be bachelor."

After I took Xu Xiaoling away, Xu Xiaoling smiled and said: "You are good or bad, deliberately saying those to scare them."

"Where is it? What I said is the truth, but I want to interview you. What is your mood when you officially become a husband and wife today?"

"I, I'm thinking about whether to have a baby in the future. Looking at the scary thing you just said, I'm afraid it will scare you out." Xu Xiaoling pursed his mouth and smiled.

I toasted a circle of wine, and finally returned to the gorilla table. I looked at Liu Mengyan and said, "Liu Mengyan, I have a question I want to ask you. If you can answer, I can perfect the dragon The drawbacks of "Dance"."

Liu Mengyan said coldly: "You are talking about the problem of condensing the ice wall in the air? This trick may not be suitable for you, because I have carefully observed your fighting style and the energy you use. It accumulates in the body and is drawn from the body when it is used. But I am not. I control the moisture in the air with mental power and condense into ice. My body does not consume too much energy. If you must learn, just First learn to sense the fire element in the air."

"Is there a fire element in the air?"

"It's not clear, but I have seen people who have the occult fire technique condense flames in the air like me. You need to understand how to do it yourself."

The fire element in the air? Well, it seems that you have to understand it on your own.

In the evening, after the banquet was over, I first found Patriarch Xu and gave him the space ring. Then I found the bastard, and I said, "Jiannan, you have been very busy recently. It seems that you will settle in the capital in the future? I have no time to come out to find you. I have something that I wanted to give you a long time ago. , But I haven’t spared any time. I’ll give it all to you while I’m tonight."

The **** scratched his **** and guessed: "Big brother, don't you want to give me the virgin?"

I almost didn't kick him on the roof! Turn around angrily and leave! The **** hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Big brother, don't go, I'll just make a joke, don't be angry."

I stopped, took out five exquisite thread-bound books from the space ring, and handed it to him: “Our Niumen’s true skills are divided into two types, one is Taoism and the other is spells. , I have passed the two books of Taoism chapter to you a long time ago, they are "Zhen Pian" and "Jue Pian". These five books are Talismans, and they are "Golden Talisman", "Silver Talisman" and " "Purple Talisman", "Blue Talisman", "Yellow Talisman", it is said that when you reach the highest level of "Golden Talisman", you can kill the dragon!"

The **** took out a toothpick from nowhere, and while flicking his teeth, he said in disbelief, "Tu Long? Brother, is this too ridiculous? Have you seen a dragon?"

I've seen it before! In the silver space ring! But this secret cannot be told to a bitch, so I said: "I have never seen a fox monster that can transform into a human form."

The **** choked: "Then I don't believe it. It's okay to kill a red-haired zombie, kill a dragon, so a small piece of paper, I guess it's not enough to wipe the dragon's ass."

"In short, I also listened to Master. Master's talent is very high. When he was young he used to kill corpses alone! But even people with talents like Master can only draw purple talisman. Silver talisman can’t be drawn, neither do I, so you must not underestimate these five charms! In addition, you must keep it well and don’t lose it. The cattle gate will be passed on."

"Brother, then I will read two books first, and leave the rest with you. Such a valuable thing, you don’t worry about it if you don’t carry it with you, and you’re afraid of losing it. If you have room for a ring like you, Okay." The **** said naggingly.

I took out a ring: "The second thing I am looking for is to give you a space ring. The internal space of this ring is 1 cubic meter, which is enough for you to put a lot of spells and array materials. , There are the sword of the shadow, the mirror of the universe, but you should know that everyone is not guilty, and the truth is that they are guilty of their crimes. I hope that you have space to ring this matter, don’t disclose it to anyone, so as not to incur unnecessary trouble, use Be careful to hide the space ring so as not to be discovered by others."

"Brother, you didn't tease me?" the **** asked incredulously.

"Do you think I am joking?" I glanced at him and said.

"But brother, this is too precious, I can't bear it, it seems that Chen Haotian, Brother Chen doesn't have such a thing."

I said: "He didn't have it, but his brother Chen Haozhe did. Brother Chen should have had it, but he was squeezed out in the family. His brother always played bad tricks behind his back, so he didn't get the space ring. Leave it alone. He, let me talk about you first. You should hang this space ring around your neck. In addition, the space ring needs spiritual power to open. This book is for spiritual training." I handed the book and the ring to the **** man. , But before he met, I took it back.

The **** asked bitterly: "Big brother, are you playing with me? How can I live this day, hey..."

Looking at the book, I sighed slightly and said, "This is for me to give to you. I can't give it to you directly. Then, I will make a copy for you when I look back. You can take the space ring first."

After giving the space ring to the bitch, I turned and walked towards Xu Xiaoling's villa.

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Back to the villa, I sat on the bed, Xu Xiaoling gently pinched my shoulders, and asked: "Xiaolong, where did you go?"

"I went to Jiannan, and passed all the things of Niumen to him, and also gave him a space ring. In the future, Niumen will rely on him to carry forward." I said with enjoyment.

"Why is it like explaining the funeral?"

I turned around: "Ningrou, regarding terminal illnesses, I told you before that terminal illnesses will disappear after a year. I can’t tell you too much about this, but I can reveal a little more. Information, there are still more than eight months, we are going to leave here and live in another place, maybe in the lifetime, we will not come back, so I arranged everything in advance, would you like to go with me?"

"Of course, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry with a dog, wherever you say we will go."

I curled my lips: "Why is this awkward sentence of marrying a chicken and a dog?"

Xu Xiaoling smiled and said: "That's just a metaphor, husband, are you tired today? Shall we rest early?"

"Don’t call your husband, if you’re not used to it, let’s call Xiaolong. Give me a squeeze of my shoulders. I haven’t enjoyed enough yet, so I don’t sleep."

Xu Xiaoling squeezed me gently again. I suddenly remembered something and asked: "Ning Rou, didn't you say you want to practice martial arts a while ago? I didn't see you get up early to exercise, why? I don't want to practice anymore. ?"

Xu Xiaoling smiled mysteriously: "Who said you must get up early to practice martial arts? I'm already practicing, but I will keep it secret for the time being. I can't tell you the details, just like you can't tell me where I am going in eight months."

I pretended to be angry and said: "You compare with me? I don't say it is for your own good. Besides, you will know after eight months?"

"Husband, I do it for your own good, and you will know it then." Xu Xiaoling said in my tone.

I rubbed my forehead: "You don't practice bragging skills, right? Let's not talk about it, let you be mysterious for a few more days..."

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After staying at Xu's house for three days, our family left and returned to Qiling City.

In the island country, Patriarch Xu has already started to deal with it. Now there are no masters in the island country. The top Abeira Castle, Kabuki, and Sumo Fatty have all been killed by me, so they can’t get tough. Coupled with the tough attitude of Patriarch Xu, the island nation had to agree to find an excuse to destroy all the members of the Abe family.

After I learned about this, the island country has already annihilated the Abe family. It is indeed cruel to do so, but I didn’t say anything. If they don’t annihilate the clan, maybe they will come to trouble me in the future, let’s talk about it. If you mess with the Xu family, can you still have a good life for them? The Abe family does not have a long head. Before offending the Xu family, they should prepare for the worst. As a result, the plan failed and the whole family was destroyed!

It's clear now, all my enemies have disappeared, and it seems that the next eight months will be passed through safely.

However, things in the world often backfire. Just when I wanted to sell a car, sell a house, or buy a boat to take my family around the world, the **** suddenly called and told me that I found traces of old photos in Yuxing City. They went to deal with it together.

The old photo has been missing for half a year, but it appeared again at this time...

(The third one will be released later.)