The Lame Daoist Priest: The first one hundred and seventy-ninth day of confusion

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I smiled and said: "Several people, eat something before leaving."

The middle-aged man with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks snorted coldly, and continued to walk outside at an unabated speed. After they left, the **** said: "Everyone! Let's continue our party! Where did you just talk about it? Oh, Yes! A kiss! A kiss!!"

"Go go, go back and find your girlfriend to have a kiss."

The **** whispered: "Stingy... Fellow Qingyang, I just found a very magical thing over there! It is a green, square-shaped thing with a smell of mung bean. It’s a little choking to eat. I suggest that we take a bottle of red wine and drink while eating so that we won’t be choked. Walk around and I’ll take you over to taste it!!!"

I was speechless on the spot.

Mung bean cake, just say mung bean cake, why do you have to add so many adjectives? Is this guy deliberately teasing Daoist Qingyang? Fellow Daoist Qingyang was very interested in mung bean cake. Wearing his SpongeBob clothes, he walked to the table where the cakes were placed with the bitch.

I smiled and said to everyone: "Everyone, we have already exchanged gifts. This engagement ceremony, even if it is done. In fact, the process is not too cumbersome. I announce the official start of the dinner! Everyone can communicate as much as possible, and finally , Thank you again for witnessing me and Ningrou tonight! Thank you everyone!"

"Papa." Applause broke out again.

Xu Xiaoling and I walked down, holding cups and communicating with everyone.

I don’t know when the fox demon ran to my mother to sell her cuteness. The scene where the little Lolita was training the tiger just now was completely cute. At this time, my mother was very face-to-face and introduced to the seven aunts and eight aunts: "This is The adopted daughter of my family is named Li Yujia. Yujia is not only cute, but also very obedient."

Then a bunch of relatives began to ask the fox demon: "Yujia, what is 7+8?"

The fox demon was so cute, and he replied in a childish voice: "15."

I can't stand it anymore... The **** is extremely cheap, and his skill is no less than Zhang Wuji's Nine Suns. But the fox demon likes to be cute. In fact, I am older than me. I really don’t understand why I like to be cute. Who are these people around me......

I said to Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, I'll go there to talk to a friend first, and you can accompany your friends here." After that, I smiled at Xu Xiaoling's friend, and then walked to Zhang Zixuan.

When I came to Zhang Zixuan's side, I held the cup and smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, you are really saving face this time."

"Brother Xiaolong is too polite. By the way, your..." He pointed to his chest. He meant to ask me how I feel about my lungs recently.

I smiled and said, "I need to trouble Brother Zhang to help me get my pulse." Then, I stretched out my arm.

Zhang Zixuan put his fingers on my wrist, and it looks like a passion...While taking the pulse, Zhang Zixuan asked me if I had a nosebleed recently and if I felt short of breath. I said it's all gone. Since the last time I took the panacea, my waist is no longer sore, my back no longer hurts, and it doesn't take much effort to go up to the fifth floor in one breath. Then Zhang Zixuan asserted: "A miracle! What a miracle! I don't know that there is such a medicine in the world that can cure your illness! If you have a chance, you must introduce that person to me, I want to get it. The formula of his pill."

When I heard Zhang Zixuan's assertion that my condition was completely improved, I almost burst into laughter: "No problem, if I have a chance, I will be introduced to you."

This day can be described as double happiness. First of all, I successfully completed the engagement banquet with Xu Xiaoling. Secondly, Zhang Zixuan confirmed that my terminal illness has been cured! So through these two great events, I also let go of my restraints and drank with them. Later, I was dizzy and I didn’t know anything...

When I woke up again, I felt a little headache.

I found myself lying on a big soft bed, holding the red fruit (harmonious) Xu Xiaoling in my arms. I was taken aback and moved slightly, but she woke her up, who knew it. She opened her eyes, saw my face full of surprise, and said angrily: "Forgot what you did last night? It's okay, anyway, we are both engaged, so sleepy, let me sleep for a while."

This... I wouldn't be using Jiujin last night...

I forgot, I forgot what it was like, his grandma, it's not a good deal.

I put my arms around her soft body again.

She’s right, she’s all engaged anyway. It doesn’t matter. Sooner or later, there will be such a day, but last night I drank too much. My first... and Xiao Ling sister’s first time I was so confused. Is gone, it's really depressing...

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We didn't get up until the afternoon. After we went out, everyone looked at us with ambiguous eyes, which made me shy, and Xu Xiaoling was also very shy. So at this time I should stand up like a man, what are you afraid of? Anyway, we are engaged, she is my official fiancée!

When the **** smiled at me ambiguously, I asked: "What are you laughing at? Are you sick? Hurry up and take my little nephew to play with ants!"

When I saw other relatives and friends, I half-blocked her behind me to give her a sense of security.

I came all the way to the villa of the master Xu, and found that the old man was talking with the master Xu. Seeing us walking in, the master Xu said: "Sit down."

I saw that he didn’t have any reaction, and I felt a little peaceful. After sitting down, Patriarch Xu said: “Xiaolong, this engagement is over. When are you going to officially hold the wedding? I was discussing this with your father just now. ."

"This..." I thought about it for a few seconds, and said, "This time next year, or half a year later. But it will be winter after half a year, so I suggest that next year this time is better."

Xu Xiaoling said with a reddish face: "Xiaolong, I want to get married in half a year. In fact, there are many weddings in winter."

"Well, that's okay. If you want to get married in half a year, then do it in half a year."

So... the marriage was finalized, and half a year later, in mid-December, the wedding was officially held. I don't have any special opinions on this. Since Xu Xiaoling wants to get married in half a year, it will be fine in half a year. In the next competition, he has to do his best to get a place to go out.

It's just that the system of the Magic Rain Pavilion is indeed cheating. After joining the Magic Rain Pavilion, you must expire 30 years before you can choose to leave! It's almost like a prisoner. If this continues, I won't be completely free until I am 50 years old! In the rest of the time, I can only come out once half a year, and I have to say that I can get a place to go out every time. If I am not careful, I can't come out! ! I must find a way to get out of Huanyu Pavilion as soon as possible. I don't want to see Xu Xiaoling in half a year.

What I have to say is that Gorilla, Liu Mengyan, and Feng Nianke all prepared gifts for me. Feng Nianke prepared a space ring of 1m×1m×1m. This gift is really amazing. It’s expensive. I told her that it’s no good. It’s too expensive and I can’t charge it. Feng Nian can say that this is nothing, and she will be able to take it back in the future. I think it’s right. I’ll be courteous. I can send her back for her birthday or something in the future.

Liu Mengyan sent a demon pill. Since entering Huanyu Pavilion, she has been able to get the top three in the competition every time, so there are many rewards, and her demon pill is not a few. So she said, a demon pill, he still can get it.

It’s easy when I get to the gorilla. He threw me a key and said that his dad is the legendary "Second Uncle of Jaycee Jaycee". There are N properties in the capital, and this is one of them. He thought it was difficult for me, so he wanted to give me a house. Now, it seems that I can’t get the house key.

But I still grabbed the key. Just kidding, housing prices in the capital are quite high! Once the house is sold, there will be millions of dollars in income, so fools don't want it. You know, my aim is not to take a cent from the Xu family, and to rely on myself for everything! And recently, I have been staying in Huanyu Pavilion. I have no income. I have been eating my wife's money. Now that I have this house, it can definitely help me! !

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The next day, we are going to return to Qiling City.

This guy is very unpromising. When he left, he still carried two durians and instructed Daoist Qingyang to help him get two coconuts. He also famously said that the durians and coconuts of Xu's family were better than those sold outside. good to eat. In fact, this is indeed the case. The fruits of the Xu family are all bought from special sources. The food they eat is specially planted, pollution-free, pesticide-free, and green and healthy.

As a result, when I arrived at the airport, people said that durians were not allowed to be consigned, and the taste was too great. The **** and others strongly condemned the staff on the spot!

I hurriedly dragged him to the side and said: "People really don't let him take it, so don't take it. After all, we have to fly by plane. Let's follow other people's rules." But the **** still felt unable to swallow this breath. , He said that the eldest sister's Hu Shubao can be checked, why is my durian not good?

Just when I was helpless to persuade him, the phone rang again. I took out the phone and saw that it was Cheng Dong's call: "Hey, Dongzi, what's the matter?"

Cheng Dong's voice is a little anxious: "Brother Xiaolong, something has happened!"

"What's the matter?"

"I wanted to go to the capital to attend your engagement banquet a few days ago, but suddenly a wet corpse was found at the museum. It was excavated by an archaeological team from the ground. The wet corpse was preserved intact. It was a woman from the Qing Dynasty. But she didn't have a chin, and it seemed that she was broken off by some cruel technique. However, since the female body arrived, strange things have happened frequently! This morning we discovered that the old man on duty last night was dead!! And the killing method was extremely cruel, unexpectedly. He directly tore off his chin! But what is even more creepy is...that chin was actually on the face of the female corpse!!!"