The Lame Daoist Priest: The 280th piercing through
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I said to He Xue: "Let's do it, you find a place to live in Yining City for a few days, I will deal with the capital as soon as possible, at most three days, I will go to you, maybe I can find something. "
"Okay, then I will wait for you in Yining City."
After hanging up the phone, the **** asked: "Big brother, what's the situation? The fat body was stolen?"
"Well, I am also very puzzled about this question. What's the use of who steals the fat man's body?"
"Did you bring home to make braised pork?" the **** guessed.
"Less nonsense. I have to wait until I go back to see what the situation is. After you become the president, there will be a lot of trivial things. I can't get away. I can go back by myself."
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When I arrived at the Capital Railway Station, it was already 10 o’clock in the middle of the night. I drove back to the meeting point of the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China without stopping. When I arrived at the villa, I found that there were many people in the villa cheering, as if Celebrate for the new president! Seeing Mr. Xu walking over with frowning eyebrows, I asked: "Old Mr. Xu, what's the matter? Someone came back before us?"
"Well, it was only half an hour earlier than you guys."
The corners of my mouth curled slightly: "Sure enough, it is exactly the same as I expected."
Old Xu asked in surprise: "What? You expected it a long time ago?" Soon, he also reacted, showing a suddenly realized look: "You mean...someone is doing a ghost secretly? That's right? It must be so! You are the best Taoist combination I have ever seen. No one can complete the task faster than you, and the distance of the journey is not much different. In other words, they must have cheated! They can complete the task so quickly! "
Elder Xu is very angry. After all, he is the former president of the Taoist Association and does not want to see this dark campaign.
I said: "Old Xu, calm down, don't worry, I have a countermeasure."
Because other people were drinking and celebrating in front, they didn’t notice our side. Mr. Xu asked, "What strategy?"
"It's very simple. Expose them! It's not bragging. Ordinary people like them, among the same age, can surpass me in martial arts, no. They can surpass **** in Taoism, nor do they. To complete the task so quickly, you must have received help from the outside world, so the way to pierce them is very simple. Get a few more ghost kings and let them perform live. How did they seal the ghost king in a short time!"
"Good idea." Old Xu thought for a while, then said worriedly: "What if they make excuses to shirk? For example, saying that they are too tired and in poor health to show their strength again."
The **** said solemnly: "Don't worry, Mr. Xu, we won't let the island nation's plan succeed!"
"Island country? Why is it related to the island country?" Old Xu frowned and asked.
The **** said: "This is very complicated. I'll explain it to you later. Even if he makes excuses to shirk, it's useless, because my brother caught a ghost. This ghost was sent by the island master to disturb us. , As long as some methods are used, this ghost will definitely tell the truth!"
Xu Laoan sighed: "I am old and unable to do what I can do. I will leave this to you."
The **** nodded, picked up a wine glass next to him, and walked to the two winners in front and said: "Friends, congratulations, you are amazing! You can complete the task in such a short time! Does it take you three minutes to seal the King of Ghosts? Or five minutes? Anyway, I am convinced that I can lose to an opponent like you! Come on, brother toast you!"
Looking at the **** being so polite, the other party also said politely: "Friends of the Daoist are ridiculously praised, your return time is only a little bit later than us. It can be seen that you are also very good!"
The **** sighed: "We can't do it, we can't compare with you. We sealed the five ghost kings. It can be said that we tried our best to finish the task with a wound! On the other hand, you fellow daoists, can be Sealing the King of Ghosts in a short period of time, it must not take much effort? And the two of them have ruddy complexion, and they know that they are not injured at a glance! So, I just told my brother, what are you not convinced? Look at our faces. Looks like, it’s totally incomparable with two other people, rich and handsome! We are too amateur! So I am really convinced, come here, to celebrate the easy completion of the task for the two, I will toast you again!"
I and Xu Lao are standing not far away, and I can hear the compliment of the bitch. Xu Lao asked in a low voice: "What is he doing?"
"Should be digging language traps for the other party, don't look at him usually stupid, but he is actually shrewd."
Sure enough, when the other party heard the compliment of the bastard, he felt like he was floating, but he still pretended to be humble and said: "Where is it? In fact, we still took a little effort to clean up a few ghost kings. "
"Ah! I really envy your strength, two fellow Taoists, why don't you show us your heroic posture in sealing the ghost king? Anyway, you are not injured, and it only took a little effort. , You have sealed the King of Ghosts! Show off your superb Taoism, and make fellow Taoists believe that you can lead a good Taoist Association!"
The bitch's voice was very loud, and the following fellow daoists started booing: "Yes, fellow daoists, show it! We are all very curious!"
Their expressions suddenly changed: "This, this, I'm afraid it's not convenient. I'm sick. I caught a cold on the train yesterday, and the old problem rheumatism was committed again."
The **** looked at the other guy and said, "This fellow Taoist also looks very bad. Is it because of your old problem, endometritis?"
The man was so worried that he couldn't think of a good excuse. Hearing the **** said, he hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yeah!" Then he thought, something was wrong! How could a man get this disease! Then he hurriedly changed his words: "Ah, no, no..."
"Is it right?" the **** asked urgingly.
The two realized that they were being tricked by the seemingly stupid man in front of them, and one of them asked with a cold face: "Friends, are you deliberately making trouble?"
"How dare I!" The **** said innocently: "I just want to see the heroism of two Taoist friends!"
The rest of the people started booing and they were talking about each other. Seeing that the situation was a little out of control, the two guys hurriedly said with a microphone in a deep voice, "Dear friends, Master often teaches us that Taoism is used to help the world and maintain The power of yin and yang peace, it is used to deal with ghosts, not to show off. We have always remembered Master’s teachings, so sorry, we can’t break our principles!"
A part of the "to" yelled loudly and always supported them. The **** took out two porcelain bottles and said: "In this, I have sealed the five ghost kings, and they have been severely injured by me. Under this circumstance , Even if two fellow Taoists commit old problems, they can easily re-seal the five badly wounded ghost kings, right?” Then, the **** opened a bottle cap, pointed at the two of them, then took out the Universe Mirror, and pressed the mirror to the bottle. Three rays of light shot out from the porcelain bottle, shooting at the other two!
"Baga!" One of them was so angry that he blurted out an island dialect.
The **** is happy: "Baga? What island dialect does the Chinese say?" Then, it directed the five ghost kings and said: "Now give you a way to survive, attack these two people, if I am satisfied, I will deal with you lightly. If you haven't harmed anyone, I can just let you go!"
Several ghost kings know the strength of the bastard. Seeing that I am also underneath, without a word, they rushed to the two guys who were on top of the bastard!
However...liars are liars, their strength is extremely weak, they can't even beat five wounded ghost kings! The discerning people on the scene could see that they were rushed and flustered when using Taoism, it was not like the techniques and mentality that a master should have, and the two guys were quickly taken up by the ghost king!
The **** turned around and said to everyone: "Don’t blame me for being reckless. I just want to pierce them. You can see from the way they took to subdue the ghost king just now. This kind of stuff can't even beat a ghost king. , How can it be possible to seal a few ghost kings in a short time?"
"We were cheated!"
"I said it a long time ago, these two little-known guys, who have never seen it before, how can they have such a strong power?"
"Yes, I participated in the mission code-named'Ultimate Sorcerer' last time, and I have seen the strength of Yang Jiannan and his senior brother! He is stronger than our former president Xu Lao, tusk... let me just say it. , These two unknown guys are the first to complete the task, there must be ghosts!"
Suddenly, I felt a shadow jump out of the courtyard wall! I said to Xu Lao: "Xu Lao, the situation is basically stable now, and then you can just say a few more fair words, I want to leave first!"
"What's wrong?" Old Xu asked.
"I just saw a sneaky person, I want to chase it out." With that, I rushed towards the wall, which is three meters high, and I jumped up with my hands on the edge of the wall. Turn it up!
Squatting on the fence, I found a white shadow running away in the moonlight, very fast, a big white dog! Looking at the shadow, it should be the "dog god" of Abeira Castle! It has been in the yard, I didn't even notice it! But... it's here, where is Abeira Castle? Moreover, why does it want to leave?
Is it because the plan was exposed by us and it felt unnecessary to stay here, so I left?
Or maybe there are other conspiracies, will they go to Xu's house to make trouble? I frowned slightly, jumped back from the fence to the yard, and walked over to Mr. Xu and said, “Old Mr. Xu, can you lend me a car for use? I am worried that something will happen at home, so I have to go back immediately!
Old Xu called a person from the Taoist Association, gave a few words, and then that person took me to a car outside the courtyard and threw the key to me. After getting in the car, I drove the car quickly away... …