The Lame Daoist Priest: The 236th “Difficulties in Science”

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Until the little nurse finished cleaning the room, she shook her hand in front of my eyes: "Hey, what are you in a daze? Don't disturb the elderly to rest, come out with me."

Walking out of the room, the little nurse closed the door, then looked at me and said with a grimace: "Get rest early, don't walk around randomly at night, beware of ghosts in the hospital." After that, she turned to The nurse walked to the duty room.

Interesting girl, actually scared me, she seems pretty courageous.

Back to the ward, my mother asked curiously: "Son, what's going on next door?"

"Nothing." I chuckled: "The old man next door accidentally knocked the cup off. Mom, go to bed, I'll show you the bottle, if the medicine is out, I will call the nurse to change the medicine. "

My mother nodded and closed her eyes. I sat on the stool next to the bed and took out the "Yellow Talisman" to study.

Just when I was fascinated by my research, I suddenly heard the sound of the door of the next ward being closed.

I frowned, closed the book, and listened with my ears upright. A slight footstep passed by my door, and I could guess it with my toes. It must be the old man next door coming out! !

I pushed the door open a small gap and watched the outside through the gap. The old man was walking to the nurse's duty room at this time, and I kept lying on the door crack and watching his every move. When he walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, he looked back and made sure that there was no one behind him before entering the nurse's duty room.

My mental reaction speed was very high. When he was about to look back, he closed the door and opened it again after seven seconds.

And when I opened the door again, the old man was gone! Needless to say, I must have entered the nurse's duty room!

If you are a normal person and want to find a nurse, is it necessary to make sure there is no one behind you before entering the house? of course not! This alone proves that the old man has a problem! Although I don't want to care about the ghosts, but I can't let innocent people be killed under my nose! So I put a spell on the door, walked out quickly, and went straight to the nurse's duty room.

When they came to the door, they found that the old man was talking to the little nurse just now. They looked back when they heard the footsteps behind. The little nurse asked: "Huh? Why are you again? Is something wrong?"

Seeing that the old man didn't attack the nurse, I changed my words and said, "Um, I accidentally cut my finger just now, and I want you to bandage it." Then, I quickly cut the hand behind me with my nail. , And then stretched out her hand to let her watch.

"Huh? With such a big wound, come here and sit down."

I sat on the chair next to the old man, and the old man said in an old voice: "Little nurse, you should be busy first. I just came to tell you that my needle was pulled out by myself. Don’t bother you. I'm sleeping."

The little nurse said while taking the disinfectant water, "Okay, Uncle Li, you go back to rest early, and I will go there tomorrow morning to get an empty medicine bottle."

"Hey, okay, okay." The old man coughed twice and turned and walked out.

After he walked out, I also walked to the door of the nurse's duty room and stared at his back. I wanted to see if he was going back to his room.

The little nurse was about to wipe me with disinfectant, but I walked away, and she whispered: "Hey! Don't run!"

The old man heard the sound and glanced back. Seeing me standing at the door, he didn't say anything, then turned his head back and walked back to his room. I know, if it wasn't for me to stand at the door, maybe where he was going! Anyway, I won't go back to my room obediently.

Since he is still not sure whether he is a human or a ghost at this time, he can't act rashly. The little nurse reproached and said: "What's the matter with you? Disinfecting your wounds is still so dishonest. What are you standing in the corridor to see?"

"Sorry." I smiled apologetically: "There is nothing wrong with the wound. I don't think it needs to be disinfected. I will go back first."

"Hey? No! Didn't you come here to find me to disinfect? ​​I think you are weird? What are you trying?" It seemed that as long as I said a wrong sentence, she would call the police immediately.

In desperation, I had to sit down, let her disinfect me, and try to maintain a calm posture.

After the wound was bandaged, I left the nurse's duty room. And I also spit out a long breath. I wanted to come and save the little nurse, but I was misunderstood. I also scratched my finger in order to make up an excuse. It was really a big loss.

I walked slowly towards my mother's ward, listening to the movements of each ward along the way. Then I passed the door of my mother's ward and came to the door of the old man's ward. He put his ear on the door and listened to the movement in the door. But as soon as my ear touched the door, the little nurse walked out from the door of the nurse's duty room and looked to me! I had to turn around quickly, pretending to be in the direction of the toilet.

I walked to the toilet and stood there for a minute.

When I walked out, I found that the little nurse was still standing at the door of the nurse's duty room looking at me. In desperation, I had no choice but to return to my mother's ward and sit in a chair to continue reading. The old man should have returned to his ward just now, and the little nurse has become suspicious of me. It seems that I can only sit here. But it doesn't matter. I have good hearing. If the old man walks out of the room, I will definitely be able to hear.

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It seems that I have finished reading "Yellow Talisman", "Blue Talisman" and "Purple Talisman". In the "Blue Talisman", I saw the mark of descending the devil. That is to say, after painting, not only can you not cast down demons, but instead will make the monsters go crazy. After reading the book, I found out that I painted it backwards! Because the old liar and I produced the principle of mirroring during the "video", and according to the principle of mirroring, everything I saw here was flipped horizontally, which led to the fact that the magic drop not only did not work, but it made the monsters crazy. ! Although hit and hit by mistake, this is also a major discovery.

The devil-falling rune is actually not cheating. What cheating is the principle of mirroring. I drew it backwards.

I should try the power of the Demon Falling Sign again when I have time.

Early in the morning, the fox demon and Xu Xiaoling rushed over, and at the same time brought breakfast such as fried dough sticks and soy milk.

Just as I was eating breakfast, my phone rang suddenly. I took out my phone and saw that it was a call from a bitch. After answering, the **** asked anxiously, "Big brother, where are you?" /

"My mother is anemia, I'm in the hospital, what's wrong?"

"Does the hospital have a TV?!"

"Yes, we are in the superior ward."

"Then quickly play the TV and watch Zhuoxuan City TV Station."

"What's wrong with you? So anxious?" I asked, frowning.

The **** said anxiously: "You'll know when you watch TV, okay, big brother, I am very busy here, let's not talk about it." Then, the **** hung up the phone.

This guy let me watch TV? What happened? I quickly put down the fritters in my hand, turned on the TV in the advanced ward, and found Zhuoxuan TV Station...

Zhuoxuan City TV Station is broadcasting "Difficulties in Science", which is a completely imitated CCTV "Approach to Science" program. At this time, the female host with small glasses is speaking in the vernacular: "Welcome to watch this I’m Diao Meimei. A while ago, our city suddenly killed 1,703 people. Is it a plague or a haunted? Today, our column specially invited two mysterious guests! First of all, please let me know. Professor Tian from the medical bricks comes on stage! Everyone welcomes applause!"

"Papa......" There were several sneer applause, and a middle-aged man with glasses came up.

The host continued: "Next, let us once again welcome the fortune-telling brickman Yang Laoshi on stage with warm applause!"

Then...I saw a **** come out from the backstage, wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a peach wood sword, holding a compass in his left hand, and a sword in his right hand: "Blessed God, hello host, audience friend in the audience Hello everyone and friends in front of the TV!"

"Okay! Flap!" There was a whistle and applause from the audience. The camera turned to the auditorium. I found several Taoist Association members and Qingyang Daoists in the audience. , At this time, he was wearing SpongeBob clothes and was applauding vigorously! The flowing hairs were all stuck to his head with sweat, and he was sweating with excitement...

Yang... old wet? Flyover fortune teller brick home? Where is this all? And fellow Qingyang, these guys are too unreliable, right? Ask them to deal with ghosts in Zhuoxuan City, they even ran to the TV station, so angry that I almost smashed the TV!

The host squeezed his hands to signal everyone to stop applause, and then invited the two bricks to sit on the sofas on their left and right, holding microphones and saying: "Today I invited the two bricks to explain. In my own opinion, what happened a while ago is the plague virus? Or is it a monster? Let’s first interview Laoshi Yang, a fortune teller from the bridge. Hello Yang Laoshi."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... I'm sorry, just try the wheat." The **** said.

The host wiped his cold sweat and said, "It's okay. It's okay. Yang Laoshi, a while ago, a large number of citizens died suddenly, what do you think?"

The **** knotted a sword finger, and said calmly, "Blessed Heavenly Venerable, during this period of time, many ghosts and monsters have gathered in Zhuoxuan City, but the Yin Qi in Zhuoxuan City has greatly increased, and some people who are weak and sick. Affected by Yin Qi, so he died suddenly."

Professor Tian muttered disdainfully: "Pretend to be a **** and play a ghost."

The hostess helped her glasses and said emotionally: "Huh? Professor Tian doesn't seem to support this statement. Let us interview Professor Tian. Professor Tian, ​​do you have anything to say?"

Professor Tian said: "I don't know what's going on with your show, why you got this kind of liar. What he said has no scientific basis at all, it's just nonsense! In fact, this incident is a plague virus, and we have developed it. A special medicine, Diosi Capsules, specializes in curing various plagues. Eight thousand and eighty-one boxes, 12 boxes for a course of treatment, please look for the Diosi brand, which is sold in major hospitals in this city!"

The **** slapped the sofa and stood up: "Advertising in the show, fellow daoists, give it to me!"