The Lame Daoist Priest: A gift for the **** elder sister of the 505th festival

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I was floating above the clouds. Just now I was a little worried about this godson, but now I see that my worry is completely unnecessary.

Not seeing is really awesome! Although he is only about level 9 and level 5, the ‘wind’ hidden meditator has a unique talent, and he can control the element of wind to fly in the air when he is less than level 7! It's just that the flight speed is too slow, maybe it is more appropriate to describe it as floating.

But it's already amazing. Other cultivators won't be able to fly until they reach level 7.

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I remember that the **** told me that when he was young, he also encountered a jumper. At that time, the jumper also fooled the **** and made the **** jump down.

As a result, the bitch's heartlessness really jumped! ! I almost broke my neck on the spot! Fortunately, this is a hard life, no shit!

The performance that I don’t see now is in sharp contrast to that of a bitch, but...Where did the **** go? How can you let no one deal with the ghost jumper? It's still a ten-year-old kid! The **** is too unreliable!

At this moment, Yang Bujian held the Yang Talisman in his hand and urged the Yang Fire in his body. He lit the spell with a loud sound, and a Yang Qi was released!

What a little genius, he can skillfully stimulate Yang Qi at such a young age, and he will definitely be amazing in the future!

The wretched male ghost hurriedly knelt on the ground and said with a mournful expression: "My kid, please forgive uncle, uncle will give you sweets."

Yang Bujian shook his head: "Except for Dad and Godfather, no one can eat candy. If you promise to stop harming people in the future, I will forgive you."

The wretched male ghost hurriedly agreed and promised that he would never harm anyone in the future. Yang Bujian said politely: "Well, then I'll forgive you, uncle, let's go."

The wretched middle-aged male ghost, like a pardoned man, hurriedly flew away, whispering while flying, "How can a little kid be so powerful? He can fly when he is only ten? What the hell... Huh? I don’t. Is it a ghost?"

Yang Bujian stood on the edge of the building, took out a small book from his pocket and looked at it seriously.

At this moment, a shattered black broken car drove downstairs, the door opened, and a man in his twenties walked out. He has eagle-like eyes, is wearing a black suit and a red tie that is full of success, and even the big green pants underneath have a special charm.

As soon as the **** got out of the car, he saw the little boy on the edge of the building, and he immediately showed his anger: "Smelly boy! You are so shameless! Get out of me soon!"

I looked at the **** with relief. It turned out that he didn't let Yang Bujian climb to the top of the building. He still had business.

And just when I wanted to show up, I stopped again.

Yang Bujian floated to the bastard. The **** pressed Yang Bujian on his lap and slapped Yang Bujian’s ass. He hated iron and steel and yelled and asked, "Why don’t you wear the clothes that Dad carefully designed for you? It's shameful!!!"

"But Dad, suit and pants really don't suit me." Yang Bujian replied seriously.

Hearing this, I almost fell from the sky as a first-level master! ! I thought that the **** was finally reliable, but he didn't expect that he was talking about the problem of standing on the edge of the building, but about the suit and green pants! It's **** it's not enough to wear non-mainstream clothes, do you have to pull his son up to be satisfied? Is there such a father? !

I fell, Yang Buxian cheered after seeing me: "Godfather!" Then he looked at the bitch: "Daddy, you are too accurate! You said this morning, if I can handle it. Uncle ghost who jumped off the building, godfather will come to see me."

The **** froze for a moment: "Uh...ah...this...yes! Dad always counts very accurately!!"

As soon as you look at the expression of the bastard, you know that the mouse was hit by the blind cat again, and the **** smiled: "Big brother, you came too in time."

I picked up Yang Bujian: "Do you want to be a godfather?"

"Yes, I think about it every day. My godfather's clothes are so good-looking. I don't even want such a trench coat if I don't see it. Don't want the suit and green pants designed by my father."

"You stinky boy!" The **** is trying to beat Yang Bujian again"

I stopped the bitch's behavior, and said earnestly, "Jiannan, it's not that I said you. The thing to wear depends on personal preference. If you don't see what you like, let him wear it. Besides, you How old are they? Still playing non-mainstream?"

The **** laughed twice and hurriedly changed the subject: "Big brother, I haven't seen you in four years. You are still so young, have you improved a lot? Have you reached level three now? I just entered level seven and just know how to fly. "Although the **** is very humble, he still has a stinky appearance.

I didn't answer, but smiled and said: "The speed of progress is good, even if you don't see it, godfather has seen it just now. I think back then, when godfather was your age, he didn't know anything. But You can’t be proud, you must practice your mind while training your body."

"I remember my godfather." Yang Bujian said seriously.

The **** smiled happily: "Walk around, big brother, go upstairs, let's chat..."

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After going upstairs, I found that only Jiannan's wife and Bleeding Sister were at home, and the wife of the **** became younger after using the ‘cell active agent’.

Smiled and said hello to her, and then looked at the bleeding sister: "Sister, your Taoism has grown a lot, it's gratifying. How are the uncle and aunt?"

"Fortunately, after drinking the ‘cell activity medicine’ you gave, the old man’s diabetes has been eradicated." The older sister replied.

"That's good... By the way, Miao Miao is now 18 years old, right? Do your mother and daughter meet often?"

The eldest sister shook her head: "I don't see each other often. Although I can cover up my yin, it will still cause some harm to her."

I smiled: "Sister, I have prepared a gift for you, look at this." Then, I took out a body from the space ring, and the appearance of the body was exactly the same as that of the eldest sister!

The **** and others all showed shocked eyes, the eldest sister was a little bit speechless with excitement: "This, this is..."

I touched my nose and said, "It's an artificial body."

This body is customized by me. You know, Nether doesn't order the service of body, but buys ready-made in the store. And this body was naturally ordered by the commander, and it took a lot of time.

The **** opened his mouth in shock, and only asked for a long time: "Silica gel?"

I almost didn't kick him out the window! I really can't spit out ivory!

Yang Bujian asked curiously: "Dad, what is silicone..."

I ignored the bastard, let him explain to Yang Bujian himself! According to his education model, it is strange that Yang Bujian will not be as cheap as him in the future!

I looked at Bleeding Sister: "Sister, the structure of this body is the same as that of a normal human. Although the skin is delicate, it is very tough, and the bones are the same, and the hardness is very high. Wait, I will use the secret method to treat your soul After being integrated into the body, you will have heartbeat, pulse, and other characteristics that a normal person should have. From now on, you can be with Miao Miao and them forever."

Sister Bleeding was so touched: "Thank you, thank you."

"You are welcome, eldest sister, I will help you fuse now..."

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For this secret method, I am very familiar with it. I fuse the soul and body of the eldest sister in minutes.

The eldest sister opened her eyes and looked in the mirror. She found small gray spots in her pupils at a glance. She looked at me and asked, "Little dragon, you have these small gray spots too. Could it be that you too..."

I nodded, and didn't say much, the eldest sister was also very witty and didn't ask.

The **** sighed: "The big brother is the big brother. I'm afraid I won't have the chance to surpass you in this life... By the way, big brother, are you in a hurry to leave this time?"

"No hurry, what's the matter?"

The **** asked mysteriously: "Big brother, do you remember your big cousin?"

I was speechless for a while, my heart said that you can't speak well when you speak? Why is it so mysterious? I faintly replied: "Even if I forget you, I will not forget the big cousin."

The **** was choked: "Big brother, I didn't joking with you. Soon after you left last time, the eldest cousin gave birth unexpectedly, and as a result, both the eldest cousin and the child had problems."

I frowned slightly: "What's the matter?"

Seeing that I was a little unhappy, the **** said to Yang Bujian: "No, you go to bed first, and you have to go to school tomorrow."

It seems that the next conversation **** didn't want Yang Bujian to know, so I also said: "No, listen to your father, go to bed first, and tomorrow my godfather will give you a gift."

"Yes, godfather." Yang Bujian agreed, and went back to his room...

The **** whispered: "Big brother, the big cousin was about to give birth last time you came back, do you know that?"

I nodded: "I know."

"Well, 23 days after you left, she was in a shooting accident. At that time, Xu Yuze and her eldest cousin returned to their home from the Xu family compound, about half an hour away. It was summer, and it was more than eight o'clock in the evening. When it got dark, they were shot on the way back! The big cousin was shot three times! Two shots in the stomach and one shot in the stomach! Even the children in the stomach were shot! Xu Yuze tried to protect them Mother and daughter, they have also been shot several times!"

"And then?" I asked, frowning.

"Fortunately, Xu Yuze was carrying the'advanced healing potion' at the time, and immediately drank it to the eldest cousin... Within a few minutes, the Xu family sent someone to rescue him and sent Xu Yuze and the eldest cousin to the family of genius doctors. Zhang family treatment. At that time, it was an automatic operation performed by the Zhang family. It took a lot of effort and finally saved the child, but the child was damaged by some visual nervous system, blind, and blind for life. There is no cure. Sex..."

(Three changes today.)