Supreme Naruto Chapter 228: Drugged Jiraiya Tsuna?
That night, Naruto asked Tsunade and Jiraiya to have a barbecue, and then...hehe...he drugged Jiraiya's drink.
A kind of drug that increases drunkenness on top of drunkenness, and achieves the effect of whitening agent by paralyzing part of the nerves in the brain.
Of course, it's just a weakened version.
However, the effect of this medicine will increase with the increase of the dose. In other words, if Naruto is not satisfied with the effect, he can add more.
Jiraiya has entered a state of drunkenness.
Naruto mysteriously said to Tsunade while he was licking: "Sister Tsunade, let me tell you a secret, Jiraiya also likes you."
Tsunate is only slightly drunk. After all, the alcohol content of rice wine is really not high. If you want to get drunk, you have to drink until the middle of the night.
After hearing Naruto's words, he rolled his eyes and said, "Your sister and I are so beautiful, who doesn't like me."
Naruto is confused...it doesn't match the plan...
That's right, what he said about this matter is definitely not very effective, the most important thing is that it is easy to be misunderstood as a joke, so he said to Ziraiya: "Master Ziraiya, it seems that sister Tsunade has already I know you have a crush on her."
Jirai was also in a daze, repeating Naruto's words: "She knows that I have a crush on her... Then why doesn't she agree? There are very few handsome men like me in this world... "
Uh...there are people who are more narcissistic than him...
Tsk... But I clearly feel that his narcissism is called self-knowledge, and Jiraiya's narcissism can only be said to be stinky and shameless (face).
After listening to Jiraiya's words, Tsunade mocked Jiraiya a few words.
Naruto listened to the conversation between the two very painful.
One is telling the truth when he is already drunk, and the other is calm because he thinks the other party is deliberately joking.
Naruto thought for a while, picked up the wine jug for Jiraiya and filled it with Tsunade.
Since the effect of one is poor, then two people are better.
Five minutes later, Tsunade was also dizzy. After entering the state, Naruto asked Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, if Jiraiya confesses his love to you, will he agree?"
Like a sloth, Tsunade rolled his eyes at Naruto very slowly and said, "He likes me... Then why didn't he confess? If he didn't tell me, how would I know?"
Huh? What kind of answer is this? Doesn't it match your own question?
Naruto turned to Jiraiya and said, "Sister Tsunade wants to hear your confession."
Ji Lai also stood up dizzy and rolled over on his body for a long time.
Because of the slow movement, I didn't turn it out for a long time.
"What are you looking for?"
Jilai also muttered to himself: "Passbook, where is my passbook? I have saved a lot of money, just for...just for..."
"Found it! It turns out...here..."
Jiraiya came to Tsunade's side in a daze and handed both hands to Tsunade: "This is my...my...passbook...I...have always...always liked you, but... You are so fierce, I never dared to say it...so I...kept saving money...after saving enough money that I think you can't lose...I will confess my love to you..."
Drunk-eyed, Tsunade took Jiraiya's passbook and counted: "One zero...two zeros...three zeros...four...five...five...five..."
Naruto was in a dazed state: "Pfft..."
By the way, this weakened version of bleach does not seem to have the effect of reducing intelligence...
After counting five for a long time, Tsunade waved the operation passbook and said, "This...are you going to give it to me?"
Zilai also nodded in a daze and said, "It's... saved for you."
Tsunade accepted it with a big thorn, and said with a satisfied face: "If you don't press all the way, you can lose many times..."
This conversation... I'm tired...
Successful? Fart... Naruto felt that Jiraiya would chase him after he woke up.
Once again, fill the mountain with the two of them.
In Naruto's spirit link, Da Fei was summoned and said: "Come here, it's your turn to play."
Fighting edge...
Da Fat flew in from the window and Naruto controlled Fatty, with his claws on Tsunade's body.
The line of runes protruded from the claw, linking to the circular curse mark on Tsunade's arm.
It is also the key of the sealing technique on Naruto.
Invade the curse seal and start the examination... The examination is completed.
Then Da Fei flew back.
Naruto quietly snatched the passbook from Tsunade's hand, and stuffed it back into Jiraiya's pocket.
Well... that's all for today... go home and sleep.
As for the two drunk bosses, let's just hang out here all night, maybe after drinking, there will be a little bit of charm to make raw rice into cooked rice...
Huh? It seems to be a good choice...
Then do you want to give them some kind of medicine?
Brake! Quickly give me the brakes!
If you take that kind of medicine, you will die!
Naruto couldn't help looking at the wine bottle.
Then he quickly shook his head and chose to leave as soon as possible.
Otherwise, he is afraid that he will not be able to control himself.
Naruto left the tavern, and greeted the air: "Brother, I'm leaving, the safety of the two adults is entrusted to you, don't lose the chain again."
Then left.
After Naruto left, monkeys, cats, and dogs appeared out of nowhere and looked at each other.
The monkey was unsure: "He really found us? No way? Isn't he sealed with Chakra?"
The cat scratched its head: "Maybe it bombed us..."
Dog: "Even if it's fried, how can we be sure it's the three of us?"
The monkey smashed it and said, "If you want me to say that this guy is too demonic, why not..."
The following matter has been sealed, and the monkey shut up in time.
The three looked at each other and hid in the darkness again.
In the distance, a brown-black snake rolled its eyes, and then went back and forth.
After Naruto left, Tsunade, who was drunk, suddenly opened his eyes, and murmured to himself, "This little guy is getting more and more courageous, even I want to light up, Tsk... my sister, when I first took this medicine, you were not even born yet."
Then looked at Jiraiya, with a strange smile on his face, and teased him to the side: "Do you like me?"
He was also very poisonous, muttering to himself: "Who are you?"
Tsunate replied: "I am a big beauty Tsunade."
Jiraiya looked at Tsunade Yiyan in a daze, and re-read: "Tsunate... Tsunade... I like... I like... Such big breasts, how can I not like..."
This color embryo...
Tsunami clenched his fist and was about to beat him up when he thought of another thing.
Looking at Jiraiya's pocket ~IndoMTL.com~ with a smile, he raised his hand and touched it.
Then Jiraiya's passbook fell into her hand, she opened it and counted: "One zero... two... three... four... five... six... seven ...eight..."
100 million seems to be enough for me to lose for a long time.
Tsunate smiled and said: "I will accept your wish first, don't worry, when Naruto's casino opens, I will win you ten times!"
Then he stuffed the passbook into his clothes and walked away with a smile.
Before he left, he commented: "However...you are actually poor enough to be drugged by Naruto..."
Then he said to himself: "It's justifiable, after all, the medicine used is not poisonous. If I hadn't used it and discovered it in time, maybe I would have gained the Tao."
"Well... you are indeed the apprentice I taught."
"As for stealing the key... Forget it, let me see how far your sealing technique has improved, after all, even if you have a key, the sealing technique is not so easy to open."