Supreme Naruto Chapter 179: Go to hell!
Site No. 44, also known as the Forest of Death.
It is the location of the Naruto Chunin Exam.
Tsunade, Naruto, and Shizune with a bewildered face, together with Kakashi and Hinata, the six of them came to a clearing in the forest one after another.
Naruto has also been to this place, it is the desert area where Naruto once met Gaara.
Satisfied, Tsunade looked around and said, "Let's do it here, it's a pretty soft ground, you won't get hurt too much if you fall."
Who am I? where am I? what am i doing
During the time he was on his way, Kakashi's mind cleared up a lot.
Suddenly found that I was dying.
One-on-one with Tsunade, one of the Sannin? Have you lost your mind after developing a new ninjutsu recently?
Although Tsunade said that she does not speak from the standpoint of Hokage, the fact is that she is still Hokage!
What am I doing? Who told me what I was doing?
Kakashi looked at the shadow under his feet with a dead fish face, how he wished that a reliable and righteous person would come out to save him at this time.
And that Naruto guy, isn't it just that the electricity is a little bit harder.
Don't run out of battery for more than a month, let's get together to have a fun time, right?
Is it okay to cheat yourself like this?
What a ruthless guy.
"Mr. Kakashi, are you shaking?"
Naruto looked at Kakashi in a circle, the veins on Kakashi's face twitched, and Raiden couldn't help but gather in his hand, wanting to hit Naruto's face that needed a beating.
Naruto stopped suddenly, pointed at him and asked, "What are you going to do? You want to call me again, don't you?"
Then turned around and said coquettishly to Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, did you see what happened just now? I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but Kakashi just wanted to shock me!"
What a familiar scene, Kakashi couldn't help but think of the time when he endured school.
Which fool was there to report to the teacher all day long?
I can’t remember clearly, it seems to have been hung up...
Tsunade waved his hand to Kakashi, "Aren't you ready yet? If I'm ready, I'll do it."
There is no avoiding it, so let's fight once.
Kakashi glanced at Naruto resentfully.
I'm still lamenting in my heart, isn't it just to shock you a few times, as for finding Tsunade, one of the Sannin?
Don't you think this is childish?
Alas... Tsunade is the same, why should he cooperate with such a childish thing?
And myself, why should I get involved in such a naive thing?
Or is it that Tsunade wants to entrust himself with a heavy responsibility, and wants to take this opportunity to test his own strength? This... feels more reliable.
It's ridiculous to come out to fight just because of Naruto's instigation...
Thoughts flickered in Kakashi's head.
If Shizune knew what Kakashi was thinking, he would have sneered and said: "You haven't seen anything more ridiculous, helping fights, opening a casino together, and calling mom a good son Well. Besides, I don’t know how many times I flew because of Naruto’s words...”
What can I say? I can only say that you are too naive...
This pair of masters and apprentices, if you use common sense to infer, you will definitely lose.
Standing beside Shizune holding Tonko and Hinata, Naruto yelled to place a bet: "Which direction do you think Kakashi-sensei is going to fly? Is it the sky or the ground?"
This voice is not shy at all, anyway, a ninja and Kakashi can definitely hear it.
Therefore, the obedient Hinata and the self-proclaimed serious Jingyin resolutely refused to participate in this enmity, and gambled to death meaninglessly.
On the contrary, Dolphin is pointing to the ground with his left hand and the sky with his right hand, in a posture of being the only one in heaven and earth.
Naruto also had a conversation with Tonto: "What do you mean by these two pig's paws? They point to the sky and the ground? Choose one of the two, and I'll tell you that even if you are a pig, you have two boats." It is also doomed to capsize."
Then Dolphin thought about it and pointed to the sky with one hand.
Naruto nodded, "Then I'll choose the land. If you win the bet, I can grant you one wish."
One person and one pig look at each other for a glance, and hit it off.
Kakashi couldn't bear this scene anymore, he condensed the thunder attribute chakra in his left hand, and the water attribute chakra in his right hand, and then put his hands together.
Irregular lightning disappeared and replaced it
-----This is a gorgeous dividing line--
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It is a cylindrical light band that is condensed together like a neon tube, and the light band is connected end to end and surrounds the body.
At the same time, Sharingan locks Tsunade.
Tsunade is much simpler, if you say one punch, one punch.
The chakra was instantly released all over the body, and then quickly retracted in the right fist, and the next moment there was a loud bang, Tsunade disappeared from the spot.
Among the audience present, only Hinata should be able to see the afterimage clearly.
Facing him, he punched Kakashi.
The fist did not hit Kakashi's body. To be precise, there was still a distance of two meters between Tsunade and Kakashi.
But the Chakra emitted from Tsunade's hand and exploded to the surroundings hit Kakashi's body.
For Kakashi, Tsunade's punch was straight, he saw it.
But there was no time to escape.
The moment the fist wind hit his body, Kaka felt as if he had been hit by a wild boar as high as three or four meters without defense. He was instantly stunned by the airflow, and his body flew out.
Kakashi flew... the porpoise won.
But the key now is obviously not here, but that Kakashi has no strength to fight back under Tsunade's punch.
Flyed directly to... 100 meters? It was still at a higher altitude, and it took more than ten seconds before it plunged down.
Tsunate explained: "For the punch just now, I used the superimposed power of four layers of yang attribute chakra, but the power is not concentrated in one place, but the effect of the punch is divergent."
Naruto immediately flattered and said: "Sister Tsunade is mighty, Kakashi who punches casually has no power to fight back!"
Tsunade shook his head and corrected: "It's not so easy to hit it again. The reason for this effect is that he didn't expect that I would hit him with air. With the dynamic vision of Sharingan, he can See my movement trajectory clearly, and then wait for the moment I get close to respond, so he was knocked out because of a misjudgment. In addition, this is not a real battle, so his vigilance is somewhat lax of."
Tsunade's judgment is very objective and accurate, but it still does not affect Naruto's flattery.
Naruto laughed and said: "Don't care if he is careless or not, and don't care if the sword is swaying so that he didn't expect it. One punch killed him, and one punch killed him. Who is the real battle? Regardless of whether you are ready or not, sister Tsunade asked him to prepare, so he is still too scumbag."
Kakashi was falling, although the wind blown by that palm was violent, but the power was not concentrated in one place, so he was not injured, only the moment the wind hit his ears, he was a little delirious and fell He was still awake when he was talking, so he could hear Naruto's words that he was too scumbag very clearly.
It hurts so much...
What to do? I was blown away with one punch... I'm really ashamed to see people...
It's better to play dead.
Therefore, no damage was confiscated in the sky, and Kakashi fell straight because he was pretending to be dead.
Kakashi was playing dead, and because Hinata didn't release his eyes, he intuitively saw the scene of Chakra gushing out of his body at the moment of falling.
But she is very good, she will not tell the truth.
Not to mention Tsunade, he knows the strength and effect of his punches best.
But people should not be torn apart, she understands.
She is used to pretending to be a bear sometimes.
Shizune has been with Tsunade for so long, and medical ninjutsu is not bad, so I still have some insight.
Naruto? A new star in the medical ninja world, he can't be bothered by real dizziness or fake dizziness.
Don't tell me? Hey, okay, let's not talk about it this time.
Naruto smiled and exclaimed, "Yeah, Kakashi-sensei seems to have fainted, I have a quick-acting medicine here, so I have to give Kakashi-sensei one."
So he took out a durian-flavored fart candy.
For a while, Tsunade and Shizune stared away from Naruto for several meters.
But Pupu got excited and jumped down from Jingyin's embrace.
Ming Yin stopped Tonto, but Toto told Naruto with stubborn little eyes, I won! You said you fulfilled my wish!
I don't know if others understand Naruto, but Naruto understands.
Then pop the candy into the porcupine's mouth.
Jing Yin was so frightened that he dropped the porpoise and ran away.
Entering the durian candy, the dolphin reveals its heart
---This is a gorgeous dividing line---
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-----This is a gorgeous dividing line-
Satisfied expression.
Then Naruto held Ubumo, as if he was urinating **** for a child, opened Umobu's thighs, and faced Kakashi's face.
Kakashi slept soundly.
Naruto and Dolphin glanced at each other.
The eyes of each other are full of expressions that you understand.
What is rare is that Tsunade was able to prevent this tragedy from happening, but instead he stood aside and watched the excitement.
Perhaps they have fallen for this trick in the past, so... when they see others fall for it, a delicate balance will arise in their hearts.
Hinata quietly asked without knowing why: "What is Naruto doing?"
Shizune and Tsunade glanced at each other, then pursed their lips and shook their heads at the same time.
From the looks of it...it seems that they are all looking forward to it.
I just don't know whether to expect Kakashi to be embarrassed, or to expect Naruto to be killed by Kakashi.
It has been 15 seconds since the porpoise ate the candy...
20 seconds...
5...4...3...2...1...
Naruto: "Launch!"
But there is no movement...
Everyone was looking forward to it, but suddenly the porcupine face wrinkled, as if in pain, and then opened its mouth and sneezed.
Sneeze?
Mute and Tsunade were puzzled.
But Naruto already felt a little bad, could it be... he took the wrong candy?
Sneezing candy...how do you think it looks so familiar...
Then Dolphin sneezed three times in a row, and during the second sneeze, a lump of unknown stuff shot out.
Then the third sneeze turned dry to wet...angled...to Kakashi's face.
Tutun looked at Naruto in pain, the expression in his eyes made it very clear - what did you feed me?
Naruto shrugged his shoulders, then put down the tonko and ran away.
As soon as the porpoise landed, he subconsciously wanted to chase after Naruto, but his stomach cramped, his front legs bent, and he shot backwards.
He hit Kakashi again, and at this time Naruto had already run far away.
Finally, he muttered to himself: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, and Tsunade can't save himself..."
Then I thought about it again, that's not right, the pig has a bad stomach and loose bowels, it's the pig's fault.
Then he suddenly stopped the car and went to catch the porcupine again: "Tuqu! How did you eat your stomach? What did Jingyin give you? Oops! Don't run around and shit!"
Porcupine sneezes~IndoMTL.com~The thin and slippery things behind him are squirming.
Kakashi finally sat up, opened his hands and looked at the smelly body.
And dripping hair? It's raining?
Kakashi was at a loss: "What is so smelly?"
Then in a daze, I saw a dolphin walking like a big goose...
Then looked at Naruto who was screaming, screamed and shouted: "Naruto!"
Naruto stood at attention and replied honestly: "It's not me, it's not me, it's the **** of the porpoise."
Fufu, clutching his stomach in pain, then turned around and pointed his **** to Naruto.
Naruto dodged coolly, then pointed at the pig and said, "Look, this pig has gone crazy for some reason and pokes its **** when it sees everyone."
Naruto dodges to hide behind Shizune.
Kakashi trembled, still staring at Naruto and gnashing his teeth: "Naruto! People!"
Then the flash of lightning approached, and Naruto had been on guard for a long time. In the state of eight doors and two doors, the wind blade exploded! Storm damage!
"Hula la!" A gust of wind swept through, leaving only one sentence: "Sorry, I have to use it again!"
Tsunate and Shizune glanced at each other, and then looked at the poor Pufu who was clutching his stomach and whimpering.
Jing Yin walked up to him distressedly, and blamed: "I told you to eat!"
The mood of the porpoise is not beautiful at all, I am already like this, and you still scold me, and in a fit of anger, you raised your **** to Jing Yin, and it was just a slap in the face.
Jing Yin was stunned on the spot, and shouted desperately: "Ming! People! Go to hell!"
At this time, Naruto in the distance was exhausted, shouting: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Kakashi is pulling his trouser pocket! Ah! Ah! Ah! Who will save me! He wants to wipe my body !”
Kakashi's face was flushed, lightning shot out, and the slimy things on his body were cooked, but the smell became more and more unpleasant.
A smell of burning horse dung eggs...