Stand User in Marvel Universe Chapter 630: Weak chicken arms!
Saul had a dream. In the dream, he was lying on a warm and soft bed and resting. His mother was sitting next to him and looking at him lovingly, as if everything had returned to his childhood.
But suddenly, the queen mother who looked at him lovingly transformed into his cruel and murderous sister, Hela, the goddess of death. Hela sneered at him, and the soft and warm big bed instantly changed. Became a giant python!
No matter how much he struggled in panic, he could only watch the giant python wrap himself tightly inside, circle after circle... until he felt that all the bones in his body were creaking. After groaning and becoming more and more out of breath, the huge snake head suddenly bit him!
"Ah!"
Saul woke up suddenly and broke into a cold sweat!
After confirming that he was just dreaming, he subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
But suddenly he found that all the bones in his body were really creaking, and he really started to have difficulty breathing.
What happened?
Saul finally turned around and glanced to the side, and then he discovered with great horror that besides him, there was a huge green figure sleeping soundly on the bed!
And I don’t know what this huge green figure is dreaming about. At this time, a thick thigh is pressing on him, and at the same time, two huge arms thicker than his waist are hugging him tightly. In arms.
If it were an ordinary person, let alone sleeping all night, he would probably die from all the bones in his body being strangled in just a few seconds!
"Hulk! Hulk!"
Thor, who was blushing and unable to break free, shouted Hulk's name with difficulty, hoping to wake him up.
Otherwise, if this continues, he may really be strangled to death by Hulk.
But Hulk slept soundly. When he was woken up just now, he couldn't wake up. Now this sound is no different from the sound of mosquitoes.
Then I don’t know if he was sleeping uncomfortably, but Hulk turned over and directly pressed Thor under him...
Thor feels like he is going crazy!
He didn't want to anger Hulk, but there is nothing he can do now. At worst, there will be another fight!
So he concentrated the power of thunder on his right foot, and then kicked it fiercely towards an unknown part!
"Roar!!!"
The sleeping Hulk was instantly awakened! No, it should be said that the vulnerable part was hit hard and woke up from the pain!
After waking up, Hulk clutched his crotch and began to run rampant. The specially made strong bed was the first to suffer, and it collapsed with two punches.
Thor, on the other hand, spotted the time, rolled to avoid it, and then hid behind a pillar to wait for the Hulk to calm down.
No one can stop Hulk in a furious state, and no one dares to stop him!
What's more, this is not the earth, nor is it Asgard. If you want to smash it, you can smash it. He doesn't have to pay for compensation anyway.
Then the berserk Hulk swung a bunch of mosaics and smashed everything in the room that could and could not be smashed with red eyes!
It wasn't until the pain subsided and he was almost done venting that Hulk gradually stopped, panting heavily and sitting on the collapsed bed.
Seeing that Hulk gradually calmed down and stopped going berserk, Thor, who could not always hide behind the pillar, quietly showed his head, showed a fool-like smile to Hulk, and said: "Hi ! Good morning, are we... okay."
"Hao! Gram!"
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!... You almost strangled me just now. I really couldn't wake you up, so I chose a more violent method. Trust me, I won't hurt you anymore. ”
Seeing Hulk suddenly stand up, his eyes becoming bloodshot again, Thor hurriedly ran out and stretched out his hand to explain.
However, the Hulk who stood up face to face had to be mosaic, so Thor felt a little irritated and said bluntly: "You are a bit too exposed now, you can see it at a glance. Can you put on your pants and let us have a good talk?"
Saul turned his head to the side, always feeling that this image would linger forever. It was simply a nightmare!
Hulk, however, was only dressed in rough clothes. After giving Thor a vicious look, he directly pulled off the sheets and wrapped them around his waist.
Thank God!
The mosaic was finally blocked!
"Hey, big guy, listen. We're going to get out of here together. This place sucks. You're going to love Asgard. It's magnificent, resplendent, and radiant."
"Thor, go. Hulk, stay."
Hulk snorted unhappily and turned his head.
"No, no, no, my people are waiting for me to go back, to Asgard, we must stop Ragnarok."
"Twilight of the Gods?" Hulk casually grabbed a fruit like a Japanese melon from the side and took a bite.
"It's the predicted doomsday, the end of the world, the catastrophe, and my home will be completely destroyed!" Thor explained as best he could.
But at this time Hulk yawned greatly, obviously not interested in the Ragnarok that he said could destroy Asgard.
Thor had no choice but to propose an agreement that he thought might get Hulk to agree.
"How about if you help me return to Asgard, and I will help you return to Earth?"
"The Earth hates Hulk, and Hulk won't go back." However, Hulk was not stupid at all and directly rejected Thor's proposal.
Indeed, he is a national idol on Sakaar~IndoMTL.com~Everyone likes him and worships him!
But what about after returning to Earth?
Everyone is afraid of him, afraid of him, hostile to him, and targeting him!
In this case, even a fool knows how to choose!
So Thor was anxious, "How could it be! The earth loves Hulk, everyone likes Hulk! And you are a member of the Avengers and our comrade. Friends should help each other, right? !"
Thor said that even he was almost moved, but Hulk's IQ was off the charts and he said bluntly: "You are Banner's friend, not Hulk's friend."
Thor was choked for a moment, but he immediately reacted and started gibbering: "I'm not Banner's friend. I like Hulk more than Banner! I don't like that weakling at all. You know, is he a mathematician? Or something... I hate the kind of things that make people dizzy just by looking at them!"
However, no matter what Thor said, Hulk was not fooled. "Thor goes, Hulk stays." He was helpless.
So for some reason, the two started scolding each other.
"You big, green, stupid idiot!"
"Thor, you are weak."
"Ha, don't forget, I won that game, not you!"
"Hulk gives way to Thor. Thor is weak."
"You let me? Haha, it's so funny!"
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