Stand User in Marvel Universe Chapter 451: The little spider running away
Under the silent gaze of the two bosses, Peter Parker, who was originally vigorously playing around with dozens of gunmen, suddenly felt a cramp in his stomach.
Did you eat something bad?
But today, apart from drinking a glass of milk in the morning, I just ate an egg pancake.
Could it be that the greasy uncle’s cooking was unhygienic or that he used expired flour?
Be sure to make some suggestions next time!
"Hey! Can we have a truce for a while? My stomach hurts a little, maybe I ate something bad. Is there a bathroom nearby?"
Seeing this weird guy who suddenly appeared to grab things, covering his stomach with one hand and his **** with the other in a weird posture, and saying some incomprehensible words, everyone thought this guy was laughing at them!
"Kill him! You don't have to give up the things, but this spider-man with his face covered must die!"
The boss got angry and fired a series of bullets, but the little spider dodged it in an extremely awkward posture.
"It's Spider-Man, not Spider-Man! Can't you wait until I go to the bathroom and then come back to fight you?"
The little spider, who was hiding behind a concrete pillar and suppressed by the fire from the opposite side and unable to raise his head, had to discuss loudly.
Because if he can't find the toilet again, he may have to defecate in his pants.
The little spider was about to cry without tears, suppressing the grunting desire. If he had known better, he would not have taken advantage of the greasy fat uncle. Sure enough, there is no good product for free. It must have expired before he would give it to me!
Just when he was torn between whether to let himself go and deal with these bad guys first, or simply run away and talk about it next time.
Suddenly there were sounds and screams from the front that were much denser than before.
The little spider couldn't help but poke his head out and quietly take a look at the situation, and then his eyes suddenly widened!
"It's actually Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark!"
I saw that those bad guys that he had not been able to take down for a while were completely reduced to little lambs in front of the powerful firepower of Tony's steel armor.
The powerful defense ability allows Tony to avoid wasting time when facing a hail of bullets, and the powerful firepower system allows him to smash the enemy into **** casually. If he were not afraid of scaring the children, so Only the electric shock weapon was turned on, otherwise these scum would have been torn into pieces.
It didn’t take even a minute to finish the work!
"That one over there...put down your weapon and come out."
Seeing that the foreplay was over, Tony immediately aimed his palm cannon at the concrete pillar where the little spider was hiding, and then he was ready to start playing 13!
"I have no weapons! I mean, I'm not on the same side as them!"
Because the little spider was so excited, he suppressed the heat in his belly and immediately walked out. Perhaps he was afraid of causing misunderstanding, so he raised his hands high.
"I know you, are you the Spider-Man who has been fighting crime around Queens, New York lately?"
Tony's words made Spider-Man so excited that he almost fainted!
"You know me? I mean I never thought a big shot like you would care about these little things!"
"There is no small kindness, even a big man has to eat and sleep, right?" Tony followed the words he had memorized beforehand, and then walked out of the steel armor meaningfully.
However, his expression changed in the next second!
Poof...
"Sorry! Mr. Stark! I have to go for a while first. Can you please wait for me here for a while? Just for a while..."
After accidentally leaking air, Little Spider couldn't bear it any longer. He ran outside while maintaining extremely weird movements, but he still didn't want to give up the opportunity to have close contact with his idol.
Tony barely maintained a superior attitude and nodded, but in reality he was holding his breath.
After the little spider left, he immediately hid in the steel armor as quickly as possible, and then breathed in the filtered fresh air!
"Hahaha! I recorded the scene just now, it was so perfect!"
At this time, Dio's laughter came from the communicator.
The scene just now was so joyful!
Tony's face turned red after failing to pretend to be 13, and finally he snorted and chose to ignore him, but contacted Happy.
"Happy! Tell me, what drug did you take?"
"Well, I just put in a little laxative...Didn't you order that little spider to be unable to show its strength so that you could make a shocking debut? It was all in accordance with your request."
"A little bit?"
"...Okay, it's a small bottle, but it was a mistake. My hand shook a little, and it's all to blame..."
"Damn Happy!"
After hanging up the communication angrily, Tony felt like he was going to be **** to death!
No wonder the fart just now was so powerful that anyone who took so many laxatives would have to kneel down!
If the little spider's body hadn't mutated, Tony would probably have to send him to the hospital now!
Dior, who was staying in the Quinjet, eating ice cream and watching this drama, was laughing to the point of tears.
Happy, you are such a genius!
After a while, Tony, who was so delusional and began to doubt his life, finally waited until the little spider came back.
At this time, the subtext in the little spider's heart is: "If I wear a onesie again in my life, I will jump off the building!"
"Mr. Stark, are you really still here waiting for me!? I admire you very much. Can you sign your name for me?"
The first words Little Spider said when he came back almost made him chat to death.
Tony, who came out of the steel armor again, originally wanted to shake hands with him, but he didn't know what he thought of. He kept a certain distance from him and politely said: "Sign? Of course, no problem."
"Great! Uh...I didn't bring any paper and pen when I went out. Mr. Stark, did you bring them?"
The little spider who had rummaged through his body suddenly looked at Tony in embarrassment and said.
Tony took a deep breath and told himself to smile and not be angry, he was still just a child.
"Unfortunately ~IndoMTL.com~ I didn't bring it either, but I can keep this opportunity. When you see me next time, I think I will give you an autograph."
"Thank you, Mr. Stark, you are such a good man."
"You're welcome, so can I ask you a question?"
"Of course, it would be my honor."
"Um, can I ask where it is convenient for you?"
"Because I'm in a hurry, I'm in the grass behind..." the little spider said very shyly.
"Then how did you..." Tony asked, reaching out a hand and rubbing his butt...
"Oh, I suddenly remembered that there is a group of bad guys waiting for me to deal with, and I have to get there now! It's really nice to see you today, Mr. Stark!"
Unknowingly, the little spider had changed his clothes, leaving only the spider hood, and fled under Tony's soul questioning.