Stand User in Marvel Universe Chapter 16: 1 meter long nose


"That's it?" Will couldn't help but ask, his face full of doubt. He was probably talking about a $10,000 dinner and you gave me this?

"Hey, we are brothers. Even if we don't have a fancy meal, you don't have to fool me with pudding from the supermarket."

"Anyway, you won't believe anything I say now. It's better for you to experience it for yourself. Drink soup first, then eat steak, and finally eat pudding."

Generally speaking, Dior is prepared to cook one dish after another. After all, the 'side effects' during the treatment process are too alarming, and it can't be done without him watching, and if you eat too much at one time, it contains [ Pearl Jam]'s cooking caused him to be treated for several symptoms at the same time, and he was really afraid that he would scare the guests into fainting.

But Will, the bastard, had to take him to see a psychiatrist as soon as he walked in, and besides, he didn’t pay him, ah, it was because of his best friend relationship, so he wasn’t that particular.

"OK, what kind of soup is this? Why are there so many mushrooms? You know, mushrooms are my least favorite thing to eat."

Although Will kept mumbling, the fragrance that hit his nostrils still made him move his index finger, and he took a tentative sip of the soup with a spoon.

Delicious!

Very delicious!

Will's eyes widened suddenly, which was very funny.

Ignoring any comments, Will's appetite seemed to be suddenly whetted. He started to touch the pot of soup. After a while, half of the black-bone chicken inside was wiped out along with most of the pot of soup.

At this time, he couldn't help but hesitate a little. After much deliberation, he finally extended his magic claws to the mushrooms in the soup. He thought, since the soup is so delicious and the chicken is so delicious, then this strange-tasting mushroom should also be It's not much different. If it still doesn't suit your taste, you can just drink the soup without eating the mushrooms.

The next second, fresh fungi that Will recognized as 'mushrooms' slipped directly into his throat.

Then Will went crazy, crying and gulping down the 'mushrooms', and said vaguely: "It's obviously the thing I hate eating the most, why can't I stop at all?" Ah!"

When the bottom of the pot of soup was clearly seen, he had already burst into tears, and more than just tears, snot flowed out for a meter in length from his nose. Miraculously, it did not break or fall. A great spectacle.

"OH, MYGOD! Paper, give me a tissue, it's so disgusting!"

It’s really spectacular~

As expected, the treatment process of [Pearl Jam] is scary enough!

The reason why Will is bursting with tears while also exuding such disgusting snot is because his recent mental malaise comes from his rhinitis. People who have never suffered from this disease will never imagine the pain of rhinitis patients. .

One sneeze will trigger a series of sneezes, and you can't stop sneezing unless you sneeze more than a dozen at a time. If it gets more serious, you will be like Will. His nose is blocked every day when he sleeps, and he can't breathe at all. He can only use forcefully. How can you sleep well if you breathe through your mouth?

It took a full minute for the gushing tears to finally stop, and a piece of yellow snot over one meter long fell to the ground with a clatter. It was very disgusting!

"Oh, Shet! Looks like I have to see a doctor, even if those vampires kidnap all the treasures in my wallet."

However, as he spoke, Will suddenly froze. At this moment, he felt more refreshed than ever before. It felt like there was a big stone pressing on his head, but now the stone has disappeared. .

Refreshing, comfortable and energetic!

Then at this time he heard Dio say to him: "Hey, brother, calm down. This is exactly what I want to explain to you..."

Then, Dio used the same trick he used to fool Jenny to fool Will.

When Will heard that this was the miraculous effect of Eastern dietary therapy, he became extremely excited.

“Is this what Aunt He said, ‘A man is immortal but has a back pot’?”

Will shouted five amazing words in a row, and then finished his review with a Chinese catchphrase that Dior’s mother once taught him.

Dior immediately felt dumbfounded. He said, "A man is immortal and has a rear penis." The more he thought about it, the more **** he became!

"By the way, if I want to grow longer, is there any way?"

Dior glanced at his height, then shook his head speechlessly and said: "It's probably unlikely. Being short is a genetic problem, not a disease."

Unexpectedly, Will immediately shouted: "NONONO! I'm not talking about height, but this!"

While saying this, he also thrust his crotch out in an extremely obscene manner!

"No one would mind if this thing were longer or thicker!"

In response, Dior pointed his **** directly at him, and then told him to get out with a word starting with F!

"Haha, okay, just kidding, but this dietary therapy from the East is really amazing. I feel like my rhinitis has been cured, my head is no longer dizzy, and I feel extremely refreshed!"

"Now I finally believe ~IndoMTL.com~ that you are serious about pricing it at 10,000 US dollars. It is indeed worth the price! No, if those real rich people know, even if it is 100,000 US dollars, one million US dollars , those **** will be willing to pay!"

Will's performance was even more exciting than Dio's, and more importantly, Dio only saw happiness, joy and envy in his eyes, but no jealousy or viciousness.

To say that Will, who has been in the gang for so many years, is actually a docile little sheep at heart is definitely the joke of the century!

But in the face of huge interests, he could not be moved at all and was simply happy for Dior. This friendship made Dior who came from time-travel feel extra heart-warming.

"Hey, are you sure you want to do an impromptu rap now instead of eating the steak before it gets cold?"

At this moment, Dio truly regarded Will as one of his own, rather than for the sake of the memory of the original owner.

Having almost forgotten that he still had steak and pudding to enjoy, Will immediately gave Dio a thumbs up, and then started to wolf down the food.

After this first experience, although the subsequent treatment process was still very strange, and Will was also yelling, he was actually not very scared anymore.

After finishing the last bite of pudding, this guy actually started to look forward to what changes would come next. It was really a little painful.

"This is simply amazing!"

After all the treatments were completed, Will, who had become completely new, was checking his body.

The injuries he suffered these days have almost healed, and his condition is better than ever. Even the long and ferocious scar on his back has disappeared, which made him a little dazed for a while.


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