Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 71: Tang Yuan’s troubles
Chapter 71 Tang Yuan’s Distress
“Isn’t it just a medicine? What we have is that stuff!” Jun Moxie’s scornful mouth: “Sell! The more popular the better!”
“I have peace of mind if you have this word. This kind of bone quenching Dan, I named it” reshape the whole body bones, rebuild muscle blood, instant advance, mysterious medicine in the mysterious dream! “How about, pull the wind? Now our medicine Dan ca n’t be described by what kind of paper is expensive. Once Brother you made this medicine, the effect is so **** amazing, the two brothers also worked hard and worked hard for me. With all our hard work, the medicine Dan we produced has become the magic potion that the public dreams of! “
Tang Fatty smiled, and his belly slammed on the ground. He said, “This new medicine, I designed another line. Listen to it: ‘Are you worried about your mediocrity? Are you still worried about it? No matter how hard you work, you ca n’t worry as much as your peers. Are you still worrying that you ca n’t be advanced? Are you still worrying that you ca n’t be a strong one? Come on, please take ‘Reshape the whole body’s bones, rebuild muscle blood, and instantly enter Step, the holy medicine in the mysterious dream! ‘, One is effective, a lifetime genius, silver, gold, and heaven, eat it and swell. Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? The magic medicine was born, it was only auctioned for seven days, and it was out of date. Do n’t let your life leave permanent regrets … ‘How about that? Right?’
Tang Yuan finished talking proudly, and saw Jun Moxie’s eyes frozen and looking at himself.
“Tang fat man … you you you … you are actually from the earth? Fuck! Didn’t you say it earlier?” Jun Moxie grabbed his shoulder fiercely, and there was a tendency to burst into tears.
“What? Ground … what a ball?” Tang Yuan froze, and then cried and laughed: “You’re the ball, fuck, I can’t help it, who the **** wants to be so fat? I don’t want to!”
“Eh … isn’t it?” Jun Moxie sighed in disappointment: “But you are too talented! You can think of such creative advertisements! You really want to Going to earth is definitely a genius in the advertising industry! “
“Advertisement? Yes, yes … Only by telling the public will you be able to sell something.” Tang Yuan suddenly realized the meaning of these two words, and he did not forbid the admiring look at Jun Moxie: “Three young you are really It ’s so talented, just one sentence contains the truth. The brothers admire you just like the water of the river rushing to see you and my mood is like the sea surging in the gale … “
“Grass! Don’t talk nonsense, how are you going to sell this stuff? How much do you think the reserve price is appropriate?” Jun Dasha waved his hands and laughed.
“The efficacy of this medicine is not afraid of the previous elixir, so it will be auctioned for two at a reserve price of 500,000 yuan silver!” Tang Yuan revealed a black heart smile, five A finger stretched out: “A preliminary estimate is that it can be raised at least 5 million two! You know that this time the auction invitations are all aimed at Xuan Gong Aristocratic Family, this is what they need most!”
“…” Jun Moxie was completely speechless. Suddenly I felt that I was standing in front of a big, unscrupulous adulterer! Two small pills, this girl actually wants to shoot a sky-high price of five million two silver! Or two medicines that are not very important to you … You know, in this world, a couple of dollars can make a family of three or more comfortable for the first half of the year!
“During this time, it’s so **** fun! It’s so fun!” Tang Yuan’s eyes were full of radiance with excitement: “Lao Tzu dreamed of such a day: wait comfortably, then just Count the silver money; fuck, I did n’t expect that the silver was not counted, but it was counted as a silver ticket … Lao Tzu now counts his own silver cramps every day … It ’s really fun! I count it myself every night , One of them is mostly in the middle of the night, so cool … “
“You … too great!” Jun Moxie defeated. I never thought I would be so speechless! If all the income of the aristocracy is really replaced with silver, it seems that it is not necessary to exchange all the silver, even if it is exchanged for eleven, or even one hundred for one, it is estimated that fat people can really lose weight in one night-enough to pile up n rooms The silver pile in the house, if Tang Yuan’s body is not exhausted after counting it again … then at least a few dozen pounds of meat! Let this kind of food no matter how to eat it!
Huh? When Jun Moxie thought so, he suddenly thought of a great way to help Tang Yuan lose weight. The corner of his mouth couldn’t help showing a smile of evil.
Tang Yuan standing beside him suddenly trembled Lingling, who seems to be counting himself? Forget it, how many people want to count yourself in these days? Have Song hurt such masters to protect themselves, and care about others’ calculations? The fat man muttered twice.
“Well, fat guys, tell all participating buyers that this time’s income must be all traded in cash or gold! No silver tickets will be accepted! The auction time will be postponed for ten days in order to give everyone sufficient time to mobilize funds “Jun Moxie suddenly remembered his own power of gold, and it was better to use several other metals to temper the blood of Yanhuang again.
Also let fat people lose weight …
“Shrimp? Cash trading? Gold?” Tang Yuan fainted: “Three young, what do you want to do with this? How big is that?”
“I have great use, just do what I say!” Jun Moxie said solemnly.
“Well, you must have your reason, I’ll take care of it …” Tang Fatman was a little puzzled, but he agreed in one sip. “But I said three young, you have to do me a favor first.”
“What’s up?”
“It’s not Sun Xiaomei’s mother-in-law. Well, you don’t know. I gave you the elixir that was given to a woman, and stopped half a bottle of Sun Xiaomei … Then already After eating … But after eating, the problem appeared … “Tang Yuan sighed.
“What’s the situation? Is there any side effect?” Jun Moxie’s interest was raised at once, and it should not be a good thing to see Tang Yuan.
“Well, the medicine really works. The mother-in-law has become slimmer now, and she can almost be compared with Reimu Princess. But now the problem is … the face is even harder!”
Tang Yuan wanted to cry without tears: “Three young people … Don’t you know, now Sun Xiaomei, it’s like ‘Looking at the shadow fans to death, and turning back to scare a million male teachers!’ Contrast, it makes me too crumbling … especially thinking that she is still my future wife … I crumble even more … “
“Face? What a ugly way?” Jun Moxie wondered, that Shaoyin Dan is the best at nourishing yin and beauty, how can it make his face ugly? This is counterintuitive.
“Xiaomei, she was a kid, she ate a little bit and did n’t know anything, and then suddenly it became uglier and more erratic … well, the kind of anti-Correct is not easy to say. But since eating you The medicine changed more and more, and the bones seemed to become slimmer. Well, it became slimmer … As soon as I took care of it, I came to seek power for personal gain, leaving her half a bottle … “
Tang Yuan looked at Jun Moxie embarrassed, and scratched his head: “After a few days, every time I see her back, I find that the real thing is more and more charming, it is too beautiful. …… But, her face is getting uglier, what kind of pus, sores, and **** … Three young wow, you don’t know the pain in my heart … Such a good figure … What a shame, wow. “
Jun Moxie heard this, but also already understood it. It seems that Sun Xiaomei’s original sturdy body was not completely formed innately. It should also be intentionally or accidentally destroyed after eating something. The body’s YinYang balances, so everything is developing according to masculinity, but the Shaoyin Dan that is refined by himself is the nemesis of this kind of thing, so Tang fat man accidentally hit the toxin in Sun Xiaomei’s body by mistake It came out, but because of the incompetent method, these perennial toxins were automatically transferred, and they were forced to the face as much as possible, so that one face was terrible, and now it ’s now “looking behind to want to commit crimes, looking at side faces to think retreats, look at the delicate situation of positive defense “
“It doesn’t matter, I’ll see it later. I believe it’s not a big deal, and return to you a consistent coquettish wife. But you must be careful about fat people, in case Sun Xiaomei becomes beautiful, then you will be fooled … “
“Ah ?!” Tang Yuan was startled, and said, “Three young people don’t say, I really didn’t notice. If that’s the case, it’s really possible that the sturdy personality of that mother-in-law … Will it die?” “He thought for a while, and said distressedly,” But if he is dead … this face will make me so uninteresting too … “
“Well, let me think of a way for you …” Jun Moxie comforted him, and then his eyes rolled: “But, fat, my brothers settle accounts, you honestly, if your wife can’t carve out If it is the case, do you intend to use it for power this time?
“Uh …” Tang Yuan rolled his eyes wildly.
“You also know the rules of our court, double the highest auction price of each market and deduct it directly from your shares!” Jun Moxie relentlessly said: “If this happens again in the future Situation, all your shares are forfeited! “
“Don’t … don’t, ah, three young … They’re all silver, white flowers, silver, that’s my life, you’re killing your brother, we’re your brother … “Tang Yuan yelled miserably, as if it was pained by a heart. A complaint with a snot and a tear: “You can’t do this! You are so cruel …”
I never dreamed that I knocked on the bamboo poles of the whole world with great interest. Now that Jun Moxie is back, it is his turn to be knocked. Is this the modern newspaper …
“Then you choose it, do you want a wife or silver?” Jun Moxie went forward with his hand, and turned a deaf ear to the pleading of the fat man.
“Well … this … that, silver is life, but wife is life root, or life root is more important, of course it is wife …” Tang Yuan grumbled and turned his eyes, and finally still pained determination.