Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 396: Forever brother!
Chapter 396 Forever Brother!
Time is like water, and another three days have passed …
By the tenth elixir, Tang Yuan finally lost weight.
After taking this elixir this time, it was painless and itching without any negative effects, but it contracted the muscles vigorously, sweating the pores, and then dripping a little milky white oil. The sweat pores were gradually excreted.
And this excretion will only stop slowly after the normal height to fat / slim ratio of the person is restored … and, along with a very strong recovery effect, as the fat accumulated in the body is excreted, this kind of excretion Another function of the elixir is to shrink the skin and keep the suddenly thin skin in a normal and tight state, so as not to fall into a bad state of looseness …
Tang Yuan spent the whole morning sitting on a specially made giant high chair, and the chair was placed in a huge bathtub, and the fat discharged from his body was full of oil. Pots!
There are two hundred pounds!
And it hasn’t stopped!
Tang Fatty who was able to eat and drink a lot, slept in bed after eating, and slept for a day and night all at once, when he woke up, all the fat already excreted from the body turned into oil, since The beds flowed all the way to the ground, gathered together to form a small river, flowing out of the house door, through the corridor, into the yard, forming a beach again, and then flowing out of the yard door, meandering away, I wonder how far …
The next day, Tang Fatman got up refreshed and full of energy. He took a bath happily and was so excited that he just felt like he was about to fly. After I put on the original outfit, I found out that my original clothes can basically be used as a quilt for myself now …
Unfortunately, I borrowed a suit from Jun Moxie, but it was only slightly tighter, and I could wear it in general …
A miracle, no, this is a miracle. It is directly a miracle created by God …
Tang fat man burst into tears, forehead! Now already can no longer ask Tang Yuan to be a Tang fat man. Tang Yuan’s real already is not fat at all … Although it seems that the days of weight loss in these days are still unbearable, but to Jun Moxie’s “** * “Finally, I have no blame …
Tang fat man, it ’s really fat, the obesity king is him, it is him!
Suddenly one day, the fat man is no longer fat, the fat king is not him, it is really not him!
The fat man once created a popular record that day: a large scale on the bazaar was specially used for fattening pigs; but when Tang was called a fat man, the steel scale broke suddenly and snapped … So for this matter, a proverb appeared in Tianxiang City: you are not fat, don’t count; Tang Dashou, break the scale!
But now, now, now …
Tang Dashao was very careful, weighed the weight very carefully and seriously. It seemed that he didn’t believe his eyes. After repeated confirmation, his weight was actually-160 pounds!
This is a fairly healthy and slim standard figure for Tang Yuan already, which is about one meter seven five.
I’m not dreaming, right? Even if I’m dreaming, let me do it later, and let Meimei wake up after seeing the dream!
Tang Yuan, who has turned his heart over, is most eager to get home now. He already impatiently wanted to show Sun Xiaomei his perfect figure; but he was patient and asked for three ‘viagradan’.
I do n’t believe anyone can guess what this medicine is. It ’s also Jun Moxie ’s ‘Zhuangyang Pill’ tailored for Tang Yuan; it ’s simply called ‘Viagra Dan’. Although the name of this elixir is somewhat indecent, it has an extraordinary effect. One is enough to ensure the fatness of Tang Fat’s life!
If you serve three …
Then, the function of the fat man directly rose to the powerful level.
But Junda told Tang Yuan a contraindication: within half a month of taking this medicine, there should be no intercourse. Otherwise, this life is basically over, and you must remember …
In fact, this taboo is made up by Jun Moxie. Tang Fatman scolded Jun Moxie in the past few days, his understanding was one thing, but it was simply unreasonable not to start remediation and clean up him. And just the first half of the month of taking Viagra, when Correct burned to death …
It ’s going to take a full half month, which is the taste … If you want to try it, you can continuously take our earth ’s Viagra Dan for half a month and try it … This taste is absolutely ecstasy, let you Doomed to never forget …
A day later, in Tang Yuan’s eyes, the green light went straight. As long as he saw the maid in Xiejun’s Mansion, his face was red with red ears … but he still exercised restraint and did not dare to deviate.
Half a month of pk, even if Tang Yuan is bold again, he would not dare to try …
On the second day, Master Tang ’s hunger and thirst already developed to the point of studying the heavenly punishment forest maternal mysterious beast. Jun Grand Master had seen it with his own eyes. Tang Fat was holding a female mouse full of a ball What is being researched with green eyes …
On the third day, Tang Yuan couldn’t help it, so he had to return immediately. He calculated it very clearly: it would take almost half a month to go back to Tianxiang City, just when the deadline was over! At that time, I saw Sun Xiaomei … hehehehe
Tang Yuan was drooling and laughing while thinking.
Businessmen are always businessmen. Before leaving, Tang Yuan, who is good at calculations, still haunted Jun Moxie and asked for a hundred pills of Viagra. This is an excellent way to get rich. After the mention of Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a ‘Viagra Dan’ with 100 times of water and put it into a hundred vials, which is called ‘Viagra Magic Water, Golden Gun forever’!
This one hundred Viagra Dans are enough for Tang Yuan to auction 10,000 times … and each time, it starts with a reserve price of 10,000 gold … Everyone can imagine … In particular, Tang Fatty decided: Immediately propagate: This is the Viagra Shenshui made by the Lord of the Evil Lord!
Conquer wealth for yourself with the banner of the evil monarch!
As for what the world thinks of the evil monarch, will it be guessed whether the evil monarch returned to the study of these strange drugs because of his own widowed disease … Those are not considered by Tang Yuan Within range!
Only when gold is in hand is true!
When leaving, Tang Yuan secretly asked Jun Moxie: What kinds of weight-loss dans that have been developed before? Do I have dozens of bottles for each of them … Then, as supporting facilities, The real weight-loss Dan also gave me a hundred or dozen bottles …
How can you do this again? Rejected directly. As a result, the fat man rolled and splattered, and reluctant to leave. He asked for three bottles of each kind, fifty bottles a bottle …
Of course, these drugs are also prepared for auction after dilution. After all, there are still a lot of fat people in this world.
And the full-bodied slimming dan with no side effects, Correct is the greatest gospel of all fat people in the world.
As for those losing weight Dan, they will be auctioned. Not only auctions, but also high prices! Tang Yuan’s heart is very vicious: this kind of sin cannot be suffered by me alone in the world …
All fat people who want to lose weight, not only do you have to suffer this sin, but you have to pay a high price for this sin! And you have to buy it ten times in a row to lose weight …
The price is high, but Tang Yuan knows that some people care more about obesity than themselves! Especially those … of the high-ranking officials … even if it is ten times more uncomfortable, those women will actively bid and frantically bid …
This torture is not only auctioned! And there are regular, limited auctions …
I have to say that the wickedness of Tang Yuan’s heart is really obvious, and already has reached a considerable level! As a businessman, not only is he black-hearted, but already is even black-eyed …
At the moment of separation, Jun Moxie asked Tang Fat to take a group of colorful sacred fruits, a delicate lotus. In addition, a copy was prepared in a jade box, which he took back to Sun Xiaomei.
Tang Yuan is grateful to leave … When he left, he found that the smile on Jun Moxie’s face was strange, but he didn’t think too much. This good brother has done too much for himself, too thoughtful!
I can have such a friend in my life.
However, after returning to Tianxiang City, the fat man began to regret for the first time. The reason is very simple. His weight loss time was too successful. Sun Xiaomei could not recognize him as already …
This looks like a bizarre but practical tragedy!
Tang Yuan has been explaining for a long time before he can really explain clearly …
It is not this thing that Master Tang really regrets. Both of these mouthfuls have taken the exquisite lotus and colorful sacred fruit donated by Jun Moxie, which have added a thousand years of life! Therefore, in a sense, it is equivalent to let Tang Yuan fall completely into Sun Xiaomei’s magic claw, and this period is almost distant …
At least within a thousand years, it is destined to have no affair!
Even if you really have an affair or something, at most you have to meet for only ten years, and then you have to face the beauty of the old woman … leaving deep painful torture for the fat; only with Sun Xiaomei …
So the fat man’s life is like … eaten by Sun Xiaomei …
When Tang Yuan suddenly wakes up and scolds Mo Moxie for not being authentic, already is a matter of hundreds of years later … and at that time, Tang Yuan’s wealth was already already to all the ministers owned by all the emperors All of Aristocratic Family add up to salivation … but still only one wife …
This has directly created a legend. In addition to ‘evil lord’, there is also a ‘sage of love’ in the world!
Who can love a woman for thousands of years?
Only Tang Yuan!
Who can remain indifference for thousands of years?
Only the treasurer of the world’s wealth **** Tang!
Who can … still only Tangda Young Master!
Tang Dayi, who once deceived the male and female, did nothing but end up becoming a generation of love and a measure for thousands of girls to choose husbands. This has to be said to be a miracle! Or a miracle!
A miracle created by “The God of Wealth”!
Countless descendants, especially the young girls, touched with tears when they talked about it-just for Tang Yuan’s infatuation.
But who can think of it, the so-called infatuation of Tang Da’s shopkeeper is actually just having to do it …
It is also worth mentioning that throughout his life, Tang Yuan has always called himself the treasurer, not the owner of the noble hall! For Jun Moxie who grew up with himself, in Tang Yuan’s life, this friendship has never changed.
After Jun Moxie disappears in this world, all things from Jun Moxie are sealed up! Even a drop of water, a drop of wine, and a piece of paper must not be touched by a second person other than yourself! Even Mrs. Tang Xiaomei is no exception!
In Tang Yuan’s house, existence is holding a very secret secret room! No one is allowed to enter this order until the end of Tang Yuan’s life. Later generations could not bear the curiosity and opened the secret room, but were taken aback.
Everyone thinks that Tang Yuan, the world ’s first richest man, and the God of Wealth, has treasured and treasured the treasure room of his whole life. How can there be such a treasured crying ghost?
Linghou *** unexpectedly: In that secret room, there were only two chairs and a table. There are two wine glasses and a wine jug on the table. There seem to be two people who have talked about wine here countless times …
The walls are densely packed with something ordinary to the extreme.
There are cloth pieces, there are wine jars, and some empty small bottles. It was a small jade bottle once filled with the elixir given by Jun Moxie. After auctioning the elixir, these small bottles were here by Tang Yuan without exception …
As for other things, if anyone can accompany Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan for a period of time, they will find that those were the things that had been done when the two youngest masters were together. Shared memories …
Entire room, clean. It is this lazy Tang Yuan who cleans himself!
Because here, it is the most important asset in his life!
Friendship! affection!
Often, sometimes, Tang Yuan sat here quietly alone, drinking the fine wine that Jun Moxie left for him, and sighed for a long time: Life, there was once a friend like San Shao. No regrets!
How much Jun Moxie did for Tang Yuan? Tang Yuan knows better than anyone! And everyone knows how much Tang Yuan did for Jun Moxie!
These two puppets have really done it, they will always be brothers! This promise!
On the wall of this secret room, there is a big character written by Tang Yuan: In this world, no one can touch my brother!
No one seems to know that this is a sentence Jun Moxie once said when Tang Yuan was framed and dropped into a pit. At the same time, this is also a commitment made by a generation of evil monks to their brothers.
And he did it!
But it’s not just Jun Moxie who did it!
Because, this sentence is also Tang Yuan’s promise to his brother Jun Moxie!
This sentence is meaningless to the eyes, but it does not mean that it will never be meaningless!
Fengshui turns, the emperor comes to my house!
Or maybe time is truly invincible!
After more than a thousand years, Mo Xie, the monarch of evil, has been soaring for a long time, and the successor of Xie Junfu has encountered unprecedented danger. At that time, no one thought that the world’s wealth **** Tang Yuan would stand by the side of Xie Junfu, but Correct Tang Yuan Regardless of his family’s persuasion, the threats of all parties resolutely gave away his life savings, and the evil monarch’s house was able to weather the crisis that was doomed to be overcome!
The life savings of the God of Wealth!
That’s a huge, real astronomical number!
A fortune that is truly enough to serve ghosts!
That’s all for one sentence!
My, my brother’s! No one in this world can touch my brother!
This sentence won’t change for life! Never change!
Even if the brother is gone, mine is still brother!
Yes, yes now, tomorrow is still!
This is brother!