Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 114: Spray the child drunk
In the Zuixian Building.
Xiao Er gave Wei Zheng two pots of wine and a piece of gnawed chicken and retreated.
Wei Zheng looked at the wine and food that had spent a month of his salary in front of him, and couldn't help swallowing with some guilty conscience. Unlike other officials, he had other shop income besides the salary provided by the court, and spent so much money on food. He was also the first time for a meal.
If you fight, as long as you are not drunk, you can make a lot of money. Wei Zheng lifted the flask and poured himself a glass of wine. He saw that the fairy was drunk with bright red color, and it was very attractive, and there was a slight chill on the glass.
"This drunk fairy building is so extravagant, even ice cubes are added."
Wei Zheng couldn't help muttering to himself.
You must know that if the ancient ice cellars wanted to keep the ice from melting for a long time, they had to dig five to ten meters deep, and the scale was generally huge, costing ten million yuan, and generally only the royal family and the rich family could afford it.
After sighing for a while, Wei Zheng picked up the wine glass and sniffed it lightly, and suddenly a strong aroma of wine and mountain fruit scented over his face, making him close his eyes and indulge in the intoxicating aroma of wine. .
"Good wine, there is the aroma of Jiannan Burning Spring, but the aroma is stronger than Jiannan Burning Spring, and it is matched with the fragrance of Shan Guo. The two are not incompatible with each other. This winemaker It’s just the right amount of measure, and it’s a master bartender."
As soon as the expert exits, he knows if there is any. I have to say that Wei Zheng's research on winemaking has reached a master level. He just smelled it and judged the composition of the wine.
"See~, sweet, so sweet wine in the world, it's really worthwhile to drink such a wonderful wine in the rest of your life."
As an old alcoholic, what else can attract him more than good wine? At this time, Wei Zheng had completely forgotten the purpose of his coming here today, and was completely immersed in the fairy drunk.
While eating chicken, Wei Zheng drank one cup after another. After a while, a pot of immortals was drunk, and I had to say that Wei Zheng’s drinking volume was really good. Get down without a drink. You must know that the alcohol in ancient times was generally low in alcohol. Generally, those who are used to low-alcohol alcohol suddenly drank the spirits of god-drunk. Basically, within four or five cups, they would fall down, and they could persist like Wei Zheng. People nowadays are really rare.
Even though Wei Zheng hasn't fallen down yet, his consciousness is a bit blurred at this moment, and his face is a little flushed. Looking at him like this, I am afraid that he is not far from being drunk.
"Master, let's stop drinking, you've already drunk too much, the lady should blame the villain again when you go back."
The coachman who came with Wei Zheng, seeing that Wei Zheng was drinking too much, quickly became bold enough to persuade him.
Wei Zheng squinted his eyes and waved his hand leisurely: "I haven't...I haven't drunk too much, so you can withdraw to the old...Old man."
After that, he picked up another jug of wine with his slightly trembling right hand, and continued to pour himself. A lot of it would inevitably be spilled.
The driver's face flushed anxiously. He wanted to persuade but didn't dare to persuade him again.
The surrounding diners shook their heads secretly when they saw Wei Zheng like this, and said that they were a challenger who couldn't help themselves.
Before half of the second pot of wine, Wei Zheng finally couldn't drink it. He looked up to the sky and laughed: "Good wine!" Then he slapped and fell to the ground.
The driver who drove the car quickly stepped forward and helped him up: "Master, master, are you okay? The younger one will take you home."
We were about to take Wei Zheng to the carriage outside.
Who knows at this moment Wei Zheng straightened up suddenly, opened his eyes, and shouted: "Bring the wine, the old man can drink!"
The Ding was almost crying, and hurriedly said: "Master, we are all out of wine, let's go home soon. Madam is waiting in a hurry."
Wei Zheng ignored him, slammed Jia Ding away with an arm, and shouted: "Get out of the way, Laifu, you dare not listen to the old man today, hiccup~, eh? This is?"
At this moment, he staggered two steps suddenly, and walked to a eater, his head stretched forward, his eyes were almost touching his face, and the eater was shocked by him and quickly said: "This man Any advice?"
Wei Zheng laughed "hehe" twice, and pointed to the diners: "Brother Fang, are you Brother Fang? I remember... I remember that Old Wei still owes you all the money, hiccup~, come to blessing, come on Go to the usual money and return it to the house brother!"
The diners hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, man, you have admitted the wrong person, my surname is Wang, not Fang, and you don’t owe me money."
"Who said that? How could I admit the wrong person? Hiccups~, Laifu, have you heard that? Get the money quickly!"
Wei Zheng slapped the diners on the shoulder with a vague smile.
Laifu said anxiously: "Master, you really recognized the wrong person. This is not a real picture."
It's already been eleven to come to Zuixianlou today. If Laifu takes the money again, it is estimated that his wife will be skinned by his wife.
Wei Zheng got angry in an instant, grabbed Fu, grabbed the money bag from his waist, took out a handful of money, handed it to the diners, and said:
"The slave at home is not sensible, don't blame Brother Fang, hiccup~, take it quickly."
"Man, I really can't get this money. You have admitted the wrong person."
Wei Zheng shouted loudly: "Let you hold it..., hiccup~, if you don't take it, you won't give me Wei Xuancheng face, hiccup~, is Wei Xuancheng a villain who owes money and does not pay back?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked.
"Wei Xuancheng? This person turned out to be Zuo Cheng Wei Zheng, the Shangshu Shangshu?"
"Yeah, I didn't expect Wei Zuocheng to be drunk. Isn't he the one who claims to have the biggest drinker in the Tang Dynasty?"
"Is this Wei Zuocheng drunk and even like to give money to people? It's really rare."
"Who said no, it was the first time I saw someone offer money."
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It’s okay if Wei Zheng doesn’t say this. Once he says it, the diners are even more afraid to take his money. The people don’t fight with the officials. If they can pay Wei Zheng to leave at this time, the diners will definitely pay without hesitation. Two big golden pancakes out.
Wei Zheng entangled with the diners for a long time, and finally became a little impatient. He directly stuffed the golden pancakes into the diners' arms and muttered: "Brother Fang is really unhappy."
Then he triumphantly approached the other diners and asked, "Brother Yu, it's you, does the little brother still owe you five points of money? Come blessing, get the money!"
Laifu:...
Where is Laifu's five points of money? He has not always had any money. He wants to cry at the moment. He really wants to faint happily. He thinks that if he continues like this, Wei Zheng will drive him crazy. Drop.
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In the end, shopkeeper Liu couldn't stand it anymore~ IndoMTL.com~ called two small servants to help Laifu forcibly carry Wei Zheng into the carriage.
After a farce, finally left a laughing stock. I am afraid that tomorrow when Wei Zheng wakes up from alcohol, he will find that he is already well-known in Chang'an.
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This chapter is taken from a real plot. When I was a knight, there was a roommate who liked to ask us when he was drunk if he owed us money. If someone said yes, he would immediately take out his wallet and draw out two hairs. Grandpa hands it to you, but it makes people funny.
Today, Qixi Festival, I wish single dogs or people who abuse single dogs a happy holiday.
Discuss something with everyone. Seeing the bleak first order result yesterday, the knight was a little blue and thin. He wanted to find a female ticket to talk, look for comfort, and calm down the urge to want an eunuch. Today will be a temporary update, okay? After the knight calms down, let's resume normal updates! Everyone understand Ga, after all, today is Qixi Festival, I have to accompany my sister too!
(End of this chapter)