Mutated Tao Chapter 247: Show off (add more meat buns for the leader to run!)

Little Yang opened his eyes in his sleep. He looked at the cowhide tent above his head and laughed out loud for no reason.

A stinky foot next to him kicked over, "Are you going to die? Why don't you get up early in the morning and lie on the bed and laugh?"

Little Yang sat up, excitedly looking at Gouwa who was rubbing his booger with his eyes closed.

"Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we still have meat to eat every day, shouldn't we be laughing?"

This is real meat. This is the first time he has eaten enough meat since he grew up. The emperor in other people's mouth must have lived like this.

"Looking at your prospects, you will be successful after a few meals of meat. A child is indeed a child."

He is different, he has a higher pursuit.

Gou Wa sat up, touched it with his hand, then got up from the bed, and patted the leg of Gao Zhijian who was snoring next to him with his hand.

"Fool, get up, I guess we're leaving in a few days."

"Are you leaving now?" The expression on Child Yang's face was very reluctant.

"Brother Li has cured his hysteria, so don't go on, what's the matter, do you want to live here for the rest of your life?"

Kid Yang frowned and muttered in a low voice: "There's nothing wrong with living here for the rest of your life."

"Hey! It's really your own home, isn't it? You're a guest now, that's why other people behave like this. If you stay longer, others will fall down."

After the training, Yang Xiaobaigouwa saw that Gao Zhijian was still awake, so he lifted the quilt and grabbed his trousers, and yanked them down.

Seeing the sleepy Gao Zhijian grabbing his pants in a panic, Gouwa rushed out of the tent with a strange smile.

Out of the tent, Gouwa stepped into the river barefoot and began to wash up carefully.

He didn't clean up so diligently in the past, but he heard from Xiao Man that women like clean men, that's why they do this.

"Your face is white and yellow, and you look like a mouse. If you are more sloppy, you might as well die." These are the exact words Chun Xiaoman said.

Gou Wa thought about it, and he also felt that this was the reason. Then he began to tidy up diligently.

Not to mention, after washing hard, some of those bandit women are willing to talk to themselves more.

He had to hurry up, because those Qingqiu people in the tent camp started to hook up, which made Gouwa even more anxious.

He is not afraid of picking others and picking the rest, but he is afraid that others will pick them all away, and it will be his turn to get nothing to pick.

After washing inside and out, he took off his trouser belt and urinated in the river.

Gouwa took out a pinched red flower from his arms and stuck it in his ear, and walked towards the tent waddlingly.

As soon as he entered the tent camp, Gou Wa saw Li Huowang's back. He grinned and was about to walk over to say hello, when he saw the other party fiddling with those instruments of torture.

"Hiss~ Brother Li, what are you planning to do here?"

Gouwa didn't bother to touch the fungus, so he tiptoed past.

He didn't go directly to those women's tents, but first came to the door of Lu's class tent, stood outside and whispered: "Scholar! Scholars!"

"Hey! Come on, come on!"

After a while, Lu Xiucai, who had a beard on his mouth, rushed out. "Let's go. I'm done eating."

The two walked towards the woman's tent together, walking side by side.

"How about it? Is my flower good?"

"What kind of flowers do men bring, women only bring flowers."

"Why can't men wear flowers? In our place, the men with flowers are the only ones who attract the big girls with yellow flowers."

When they got outside the women's tent, they didn't go in directly, they waited quietly for something.

The feet rested, but their mouths were not idle. The two of them squatted there, talking meanly about which of the women was good-looking, which had a big butt, and which had a big dick.

Although their relationship may not be very good, they have a lot in common when it comes to this kind of matter.

Just as the sun was rising in the sky, those women finally came out from inside, each took their own clothes, and went to the river to wash together.

"Hey, come out, come out! Follow up!"

Gouwa poohed twice, spit into the palm of his hand twice, and touched his temples on both sides. He lifted his foot and followed with a smile.

Seeing the two people coming over shaking their heads, the women were not afraid, they all gathered together to discuss something, and they even laughed lightly from time to time.

"That~~! On the head of the willow on the moon, I made an appointment with that...after noon!"

Lu Xiucai's voice startled Gou Wa, and also attracted the group of women to look over.

"Scholar, what are you talking about?"

"I don't know, I know this sentence. My father said that women nowadays like to be elegant."

Gouwa looked at him with contempt, wiped the flower on his ear with his hand, and leaned over there with a smile.

The riverside arrived soon, let alone, Gouwa really chatted with them.

After all, it's been so many days, of course they know what kind of person Gouwa is, and they only dare to talk about it.

At first, Gouwa thought it was the words in his ears that worked, but it took him a long time to realize that they were asking him about Gao Zhijian.

At this time, a group of men from Qingqiu, shirtless, galloped past on horseback, attracting women's exclamation.

After going around twice, one of the Qingqiu men suddenly came across the water leading his horse. He looked at a woman with a big mouth with a naive smile, and stretched out his hand towards her.

"Hurry up, this guy is good! Look at his arms!"

"That's right, Lan'er, didn't you say you also liked her at night?"

"We can't pick any more, Lan'er."

When she saw the woman named Lan'er being led onto the horseback, there was booing from both men and women.

"What's the matter, what's the matter!" Gouwa's face was full of disdain.

"That~~! On the head of the willow on the moon, I made an appointment with that...after noon!"

"Okay, Xiucai, stop howling! You have been howling for an hour, has anyone looked at you once?"

Gou Wa looked at the young boy next to him with disgust, he shouldn't be with him today, it's useless at all.

"I still don't believe it, I can be robbed of the limelight by this dark dwarf!"

Gouwa thought for a while, then took out a small wooden pipe from his waist, took out a needle wrapped with white silk, and stuffed it in through the tail.

"Ahem! Ladies, look carefully, this is a supernatural power I learned from a real person! This is nothing else, this is a supernatural power~"

When everyone looked over, Gouwa's face became more and more complacent, and he began to hold the pipe and began to chatter.

"Hey, what is it to know how to ride a horse, can you compare with me?"

"Look well, don't blink, this is not something ordinary people can see!"

As Gou Wa said, he led a sheep, put the wooden pipe near his mouth, and breathed heavily into the sheep's head.

The next moment, his face turned red and he covered his neck with both hands in panic.

“Ka~~ka~”