Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 96: :I can’t find a reason to hate a guy who is desperately trying to survive…

"Hey, where are you going to sneak away?" Yue Yongyi said from the corridor.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and said depressedly, "Can you not say it as if I was sneaking out to be fishy? I walked out of the room in an upright manner, why is it in your mouth to be a secret? Run out? Did you watch some **** TV show again?"

"You're an upright bastard! Look at how well you dress up!" Yue Yong groaned.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was wearing a doll bear on his body.

"It's not because of your subordinates that I can't sleep well now..." Jiang Cheng sighed and took off his hood, "I woke up in the middle of the night and saw several pairs of gleaming eyes, try it. That kind of feeling! I'm almost scared to pee!"

"Isn't it very simple? Wouldn't it be enough to have one or two rounds with them?" Yue Yong said casually, "You seem to be that kind of casual man anyway."

"Here's a ghost! Do you know how many people you have in Baihua?! If one hits me, I'll die! Who else is that kind of casual man?!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily Said, "Can you please take care of them?! They are your subordinates, okay?"

Yueyong snorted and continued: "Who said yesterday [I was lying on Miss Baihua's lap while playing games and being fed~], why do I start to dislike it now? My subordinates?"

"That's their conspiracy! Absolute conspiracy! They want to train me into a waste otaku! When I lose my resistance, take the opportunity to take my [beep--]!"

"Who will take your dirty stuff!" Yueyong retorted, but in the end he was relieved, "If you go out, remember not to talk nonsense. Recently, there have been a lot of spies from the shogunate in Yoshihara. If they find out about Feng If Xian is no longer there, it will be a matter of time to start here."

"Where's the other side? That spring rain." Jiang Cheng asked.

"I don't know. Originally, when Feng Xian was still there, they seldom contacted them, so for the time being, they should not know the fact that Feng Xian is no longer there."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng put on his hood and turned around, "Then I'll go out~"

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of messy footsteps and stood up against the wall in an instant.

"Boss, Jiang Cheng sama is missing!" a member of Baihua said to Yueyong in a panic.

"Ah, I see." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was standing against the wall, and replied casually, "I'll go look outside."

"We're going too!"

"No, you stay in Yoshihara! Don't be self-willed!" Yueyong replied.

"Okay...well." All the members of Baihua could only obey their orders.

"Hey, why is there a bear there?" a member of Baihua asked, pointing to Jiang Cheng.

"Really!"

"Kawaii~"

"Is Jiang Cheng preparing a surprise at this time?"

"Cough cough!" Yueyong coughed twice, "This is just a performance tool that Qingta needs to use in her private school. I was in a hurry to leave in the morning, and Qingta forgot to take it, so let me send it to him. "

"It hurts people to be happy~ I thought Jiang Cheng sama likes this~"

"This is that kind of thing!" Yue Yong angrily scolded, "Stop thinking about those things that are not there! Where has your enthusiasm for work gone recently?! Don't you know what happened to Yoshihara recently?! Get to work!"

"Hi!" ×n

Then, Yueyong dragged the doll bear beside him and walked outside.

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"Hey, it's already out." Yue Yong looked at the doll lying on the ground and reminded.

"Hu~" Jiang Cheng took off his hood, took a greedy breath of fresh air, and then looked at Yueyong, "Thank you Yueyue~"

"Hmph, I'm not helping you," Yueyong snorted coldly, "I just think that keeping you at home will affect Baihua's work enthusiasm."

"That makes sense!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Yueyong with clear eyes, "Then why don't you let me go and give each other freedom~"

"Okay," Yue Yong said casually, "as long as you pay for the original damaged items according to the price."

"That doesn't mean I didn't say anything!" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "And I didn't break it alone! Isn't it because of Boss Feng Xian and Yin Shi? Why are you holding on to me? Why don't you let go alone?"

"Isn't it better to refuse if you hate them?" Yue Yong continued, "Wouldn't it be better to just say what you hate about them? I believe they won't bother you anymore."

"Don't say something useless to yourself, I didn't say I hate them." Jiang Cheng stood up and took off his disguise and said.

"Isn't it annoying?"

"I don't hate guys who want to live hard, no matter what their status." Jiang Cheng said and walked straight in a certain direction.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's straight back, Yue Yong fell into deep thought...

…

Tuanzi shop.

"Have you found it yet?" Fourteen asked.

"Don't worry, the defense is very strict, and I believe the day of arresting Gui is not far away." Zongwu on the side replied, "It's only a matter of time before that guy shows his tail."

"It would be nice if that was the case."

"Gui's foot is injured and I can't escape." Speaking of this, Zongwu noticed Shi Shi's somewhat shocked eyes, and then asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's just a bit of an accident." Fourteen replied, "This may be the first time I've seen you work so seriously."

"Thifang-san, you surprised me," Zongwu said, looking at the bunch of dumplings covered with mayonnaise in Shishi's hands, "except you won't have a second kind of creature to wipe this kind of thing. On the balls."

"Really?" Shi Shi didn't care at all, he directly put the ball covered with mayonnaise into his mouth, and after eating one, he looked at Zong Wu, "Did you eat it? It's really delicious. ."

"Thank you for your kindness, I still count..." Said, Zongwu was about to get up, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice came.

"Ah la la, no wonder I didn't find you after a trip to the real selection team, General Wu-jun~" Jiang Cheng walked over and said, "And it doesn't seem to be walking an orangutan, what is this? You? new pet?"

"Who do you say is a pet?!" Fourteen roared.

"Yahahahie, how can you give pets this kind of food? It will affect the brain's ability to respond~" Jiang Cheng said deliberately.

"No way, he just likes to eat that kind of dog food. He can't handle it no matter what, and I can't do anything about it." Zong Wu replied with a sigh.

"You both want to die!" Fourteen shouted.

"Speaking of which, does the boss have anything to do with me?" Sogo asked.

"Didn't you say yesterday that I would lend you some games?" Jiang Cheng took out a stack of game CDs from his pocket, "These are all pretty good."

"Oh, then thank you boss," Sou Wu said as he took the disc.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you practice hard, your hit rate will definitely increase." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"What are you two talking about? What's your hit rate?" After speaking, Fourteen looked at Zongwu and said seriously, "You're not someone who likes to play games, right? Don't play with things, or you'll be cut to my stomach. Go! Those who lack Shidou will cut my belly!"

"This one is very helpful for practicing moving targets." Jiang Cheng pointed to the CD at the top and said.

"Huh? Really?"

"Would you like me to show you a demonstration?" Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and faced Fourteen.

"Have you two **** really listened to someone?!" Fourteen directly frowned, "And why are you showing me a demonstration?!"

"There is no other reference nearby, and only Liu Haijun can be seen..."

"Can't you practice if you don't practice with people?!" Shi Shi frantically complained, "Can you please not call me that name?! Do you know that it's super rude?!"

"I see! I'm sorry! Liu Haijun!"

"There's no apology at all!" After complaining, Shi Shi's tone changed, "If you were under my command, I would have solved it long ago."

"So is Liu Haijun. If I were under my command, there would not be a drop of mayonnaise squeezed by Yoshihara's wandering girls."

"So it is!" Zongwu looked like it was so, "Hijikata-san ingested too much mayonnaise, and all the mayonnaise was sprayed out of that place!"

"It turned out to be so tall!" Fourteen roared ~IndoMTL.com~ how is that possible! Even if you eat a lot of mayonnaise, there is no way that mayo will come out! "

"Tsk tsk tsk, this may be," Jiang Cheng looked like someone who had come over, "there is so much mayonnaise deposited in the body, maybe even the blood is full of mayonnaise, and the whole body may mutate. You'd better go to the hospital as soon as possible. Otherwise, it will be too late to regret after your future wife gives birth to three bottles of mayonnaise! What will you do then?! Did you endure the grief and eat the triplets? Can you get your mouth shut?!"

"How could such a thing happen!" Fourteen retorted, "and why is it triplets!"

After speaking, Fourteen once again ate a ball covered in mayonnaise.

"It's really amazing. The man who can eat his own children is worthy of the vice-chief of the ghost~" Jiang Chengmin whispered in Zongwu's ear.

"After all, he's the vice-chief of the ghost~" Sogo sighed, "I can hear Hijikata Juuro's screams~ But Hijikata-san really doesn't care~"

"I heard it all! And why did you name my son without authorization!"

"You're wrong~ Sogo-kun, it's not the screams of the fifteenth man, but the screams of the sixteenth man." Jiang Cheng corrected, but the tone really made ten Four is getting bigger and bigger.

But at this moment, a doll's cry suddenly sounded, which startled Fourteen.

"What's the matter?!"

"Looks like you heard it too, yes, that's the cry of Shiba at the end! I was scared to cry because I saw my two older brothers being put in your mouth!" Jiang Chengdian He nodded and explained.