Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 811: : No matter what stage of life you are in, you can have a new start.
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In the small room, the atmosphere was strangely silent.
Yinshi had a black line on his forehead, and the corners of his eyes twitched as he looked at the smiling Songyang.
Gao Shan had no expression on his face, but he seemed to be saying: ... Is this teacher really his old teacher?
Gui frowned and thought to himself, thinking about what to say when he saw his wife.
As for the last Jiang Cheng, he looked up at the ceiling, his soul wandering into the sky.
This state has lasted for nearly five minutes after Jiang Cheng roughly said what Songyang wanted to do.
During the period, no one spoke, or maybe it was just because this sudden "change" was too "sensational" that they didn't know what to say.
Finally...
"What the **** are you kidding!" Yinshi took the lead in spraying, "Songyang, what are you doing? Is it really not the problem with the ball on your neck? Are you a teacher now? Your responsibility is not Do you give lessons to those stinky brats? Why do you want to urge us to get married like your mother? Does your head really matter?"
"Humph," Takasugi snorted coldly, "If there's nothing else, I'll go back. Also, Songyang, don't do such boring things next time."
"Ms. Jiang Hua," Songyang turned his head to look at Jiang Hua, who was leaning against the door and smoking a cigarette, and had not spoken from the beginning to the end, expressing deep regret and regret: "I am deeply regretful. The most basic things of human beings have not been taught to them. So, this time, please allow me to personally make up for this regret with your assistance."
"What regret?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth, and muttered in a low voice, "It's obvious that I was bored alone, so I gathered the former students together to play, right? What a selfish guy."
Songyang was not angry either, he casually pressed Gao Shan's half body which was just about to get up into the floor, put his hands together again and looked at the several disciples in front of him with a smile on his face.
Seeing Gao Shan, who was bleeding from the corner of his mouth, staring at Songyang without saying a word, Jiang Cheng and the others remained silent.
"Now that everything is quiet, I'm going to start making up lessons." Songyang said with a smile, and then raised an index finger: "First of all, family is the most important part of human beings. Growing up constantly, and some growth and knowledge can only be acquired gradually after getting a family.
In other words, people who have not established a family can never learn. Even speaking, a life without a family, a partner or even a child is incomplete. As your former teacher, I couldn't bear to see that your life was incomplete, so I had no choice but to make this decision. "
Jiang Cheng complained: "Well... Songyang, shouldn't you say this to yourself first? You haven't had that kind of thing for five hundred years, have you? Why can a guy who hasn't had that kind of thing for five hundred years Preaching this kind of thing to us who are only in our twenties?"
"No, Jiang Cheng." Songyang shook his head, then pressed his right hand to his chest, and continued with a smile, "Teacher, I... am already my third wife, and my current wife is called Okada Luo..."
"I'm not talking about voice actors!" Gintoki complained instantly.
(Koichi Yamadera: Voice actor. First wife: Mika Kanai, twelve years. Second wife: Rie Tanaka, six years. Third wife: Shoko Okada Robin, married since June 2021 ——)
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Songyang shook his head and sighed softly, "it seems that ordinary preaching can't make you accept this kind of things that you will inevitably experience in life, so..."
Seeing Songyang whose aura suddenly changed and began to exude a terrific cold aura and murderous aura, Jiang Cheng and the others' expressions changed suddenly.
"Wait!"
Yin Shi let out a loud drink, covered in cold sweat.
"Anyway, wait a minute! You switch the mode that looks so virtual to Songyang mode first!"
Immediately, Songyang suppressed his strange arrogance, and once again put on a faint smile on his face: "Huh? Is there anything left to say?"
"This guy...is very dangerous. Did he just want to say his last words?" Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "I always feel that guy is still alive in this body before he dies."
"There's nothing to say, let's go to the ground... ahem, let's continue."
"Wait for me!!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.
"Songyang, let's ignore the nonsense you said, and even if you want to break into this kind of thing, you have to do it slowly, right?"
Jiang Cheng nodded, took Yinshi's words, closed his eyes and said, "That's right, now is the era of free love, and this obsessive old custom like arranged marriages has long been out of fashion. Yes, Songyang."
"Well... because the teacher doesn't have much experience in this kind of thing, so just follow the previous method."
"Huh? The previous method?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "Are you referring to a blind date?"
"No, that's not what I'm talking about." Songyang shook his head again, and in the next moment, his whole body changed again, and said coldly: "I mean the method of educating disobedient students..."
"Do you guys still remember that you are a teacher?!" ×3
Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Takasugi complained at the same time.
"Hey, enough is enough. Unlike you and these idiots, I still have a lot to do." Gao Shan said coldly.
Songyang kept silent, just exuding a certain dangerous aura.
Jiang Cheng said seriously: "Yes, unlike these idiots, my battle is not over yet, even today..."
Today is... the release date of the game that Jiang Cheng has been looking forward to for a long time.
Songyang remained silent, like a cold stone.
Yinshi said with some helplessness: "This kind of farce of mother urging marriage should end sooner. Today Wanshiwu finally received the commission, before it's late..."
Songyang remained silent, as motionless as a mountain.
"In short, I have roughly drawn up thirty-three appeals to my teacher's wife in my mind," Gui, who had been disconnected for a long time, finally said, "First of all, can you guarantee that we, the former students, will be treated after the door-to-door relationship?" The most important point is to have the same attitude towards the current and even future students. Because it may also involve issues such as the distribution of the teacher's future inheritance, this is the most important point! Then comes the second... "
Boom!
Jiang Cheng, who knocked Gui to the ground with a blow to the head, complained loudly: "You didn't listen at all, did you! You said it was us! Anyway, stop, Songyang. We don't have any..."
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Boom! ! !
A very loud bang exploded in the ears of Jiang Cheng and the others~IndoMTL.com~ The erupting smoke completely enveloped Jiang Cheng and the others in an instant.
"Sanitary work must be done well, Jiang Cheng."
Songyang put away his fists, showing the usual kind expression.
"Look? There is a lone cockroach over there~ What a poor child. If this cockroach had a partner or even a child, maybe the situation would be much better. After all... I can go on the road with it Don't let it be so lonely."
"What's wrong with the situation!" Yinshi crazily complained, "I can't hear it at all, okay! It sounds even more cruel! Why do you have to be emotional! That's just a cockroach!"
"Hey, Songyang," at this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, raised his eyes and glanced at the white kelp head behind Songyang who had been silent from beginning to end—Oo, "Even if that's the case, but don't you Do you think this kind of thing needs to be done one by one?"
Incidentally, a few months ago, Oboro finally paid off Song Yang's debt.
After paying off the debt, Obor returned to the countryside where Songyang was located, and relied on some qualifications to become the teaching director and physical education teacher of Songxia Primary School.
"That's right," Yin Shi, who had seen through Jiang Cheng's routine, agreed nonchalantly, "This kind of thing should be done one by one. Isn't there a big disciple before us?"
Yinshi bites the three words "big disciple" very hard.
"Ah, about this matter, it's actually one of the purposes of our visit. In fact, he... is going to get married in the near future."
"Huh?" × 2
Jiang Cheng and the others were dumbfounded at the same time, looked at Songyang who made such jaw-dropping remarks, and then stared blankly, without saying a word, at the cheeks that seemed to be slightly flushed...