Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 809: : The second part of the three-leaf blind date.

"Ara, isn't this fourteen? What do you do in a place like this on vacation?"

The sudden sound behind Shishi almost stopped his heart.

Fourteen reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Ahahaha, it's nothing, it's just a casual stroll."

"So..."

I don't know when I came to stand behind Fourteen, Kondo in a ragged suit folded his arms, closed his eyes and said solemnly: "Although it is a bit rude, but this telephone pole is the place I occupied in advance, so I still Excuse me, please change a telephone pole."

"What is the position occupied in advance?" Fourteen couldn't help but complain.

"Actually, when I was a guest at Miss A Miao's house last night..."

Speaking, Kondo recalled the conversation between the sister and brother he heard while hiding on the floor of Amy's house last night:

A Miao: Xin Jiang, my sister will go shopping with A Liang on vacation tomorrow. Is there anything you need my sister to bring for you?

Xinba Haw: Ah, no need, sister. I don't need anything special.

"...So, last night, I made a reservation in advance at this outdoor tea restaurant where Miss A Miao often comes, and it's here."

Speaking, Kondo also adjusted his tie, wiped a handful of hair sprayed with an unknown amount of hairspray, grinned and "bited" his teeth, and gave a thumbs up.

"It's just a stalker! What is the reservation!" Fourteen frantically complained, "Why do you say it as if you have an appointment to go on a date! It's just like going on a date! It's not at all. This is necessary!"

"Fourteen, you don't understand." Kondo shook his head, put his hand on Fourteen's shoulder, and blushed, "It's all girls, because they're too shy to invite men personally. Yes. Miss A Miao must be like this, she must have wanted to invite me but was too embarrassed to say it in person, so she deliberately let me hear it in that way."

"It's too big!" Shi Shibai groaned with his eyes pressed into his throat, "It's just that you overheard it when you were a stalker! After all, why do you smell a stench?"

Speaking, Shi Shi sniffed his nose and searched for the smell. He saw the unknown mosaic of toilet paper at his feet, which was vaguely exposed from the gap of the toilet paper. Expressionless up.

...This is probably what Kondo calls "occupancy" and "reservation".

"See? I've already made an appointment, so I can only ask you to go somewhere else."

Fourteen is a little mad: "What kind of appointment is this! It's just shit! Kondo-san, you should also pay attention! If the police chief's behavior of pulling **** in the street is exposed, it will be another big incident. Especially in this period of change, the prestige of the police among the people is the top priority!”

"It doesn't matter." Kondo chuckled and shook his head, "I also considered this kind of thing in advance."

"That's great," Shi Shi was relieved. "It seems that he made a disguise in advance."

"No," Kondo shook his head again, showing a somewhat relieved expression, looking at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle: "I just think that if it's for Miss A Miao, something like the police chief is inappropriate. ."

After a long silence, Shi Shi said silently: "Kondo-san, should I help you submit your resignation when you go back? In this way, you can be a stalker in peace, right? Is this better? Na?"

"But then again, what are you doing here at Fourteen? Is it a date too?"

"No, I'm just wandering around." Shishi said with a haha, trying his best to divert Kondo's gaze.

"That's it, then let's give up the seat. I have a hunch that Miss A Miao will be here in 30 minutes. And my place is the best viewing angle!"

"Isn't it hidden?! What do you mean by admiration?! It's just a stalker! No...like a more serious voyeur! It's a crime!"

"It's not voyeurism! It's the humble love that can't bear to disturb Miss A Miao! It's tenderness! It's considerate! It's compassionate love!"

"What the hell!! Just a wishful stalker!"

Kondo was unhappy and said angrily: "Even if you are fourteen, I will not allow you to insult my love for Miss A Miao!"

"You're the one who insulted yourself!" Fourteen retorted, "You've been insulting yourself since you pooped here last night!"

At this time, because the two of them were a little noisy, Sanye, who was talking and laughing with Jiang Cheng, looked over.

But...

"Hey? I just heard a noise there."

Sanye covered her mouth and looked at the unmanned telephone pole not far away with some surprise.

"Probably heard something wrong?" Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the telephone pole not far away, and then smiled again, "Then, let's continue..."

"Hi." Mitsuha also rolled her eyes with a smile on her face.

At this time, Shishi, who was hiding behind a telephone pole and tightly covering Kondo's mouth, was relieved, and Kondo was almost dying.

……

"I see, I heard from Sogou that Miss Mitsuha is going to have a blind date in the next few days, but I didn't expect the first blind date to be Yoshihara's..."

Kondo, who was hiding behind a telephone pole with Shishi, looked at Jiang Cheng and the two who were still talking and laughing, and continued: "It seems that the atmosphere is very good, Miss Mitsuha has been laughing. By the way, has it come to the stage of letting young people be alone? Really, I want to go up and say hello, but since it is young people's alone time, I can only..."

Before he finished speaking, Kondo suddenly heard the sound of Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka blaring in his ear, and after a closer look, he realized that it turned out to be the sound of Fourteen pinching a telephone pole.

The utility poles made of concrete and steel clattered under Fourteen's hands.

Kondo, who had no special thoughts on all of this, continued with some relief: "It seems that Miss Mitsuha has finally come out of the failed relationship in the previous paragraph, you must be happy for her too, right? Ten Four?"

Fourteen didn't answer, but the big bloodshot eyes seemed to be silently telling something.

"Really, he's really an emotional guy, his eyes are red." Kondo sighed, "I'm so happy for her."

Fourteen didn't say a word, raised his head and stared at Kondo sternly, as if to say: ... You call me happy for her?

Kondo once again looked at the two who were talking and laughing and continued: "But what are the two talking about? I'm really curious. If you know what they said, you'll know how much the two of them are. Now, the gift money can be prepared earlier."

Gift...gift money!

The two words alone caused a blue vein on Shi Shi's face to burst open, and blood spurted out.

"It seems that at this time, I can only use the lip-reading technique I learned in SPK to decipher the words of the two of them." Kondo nodded and continued on his own.

(SPK: An organization founded by Nya to fight Kira in Death Note.)

Hearing this sentence, Shi Shi blinked and looked at Kondo blankly.

"Speaking of which, does Jiang Chengsang have a crush?"

Mitsuba asked coldly.

Kondo Card Translator: Seriously, Jiang Cheng-sang, do you really like me?

Jiang Cheng smiled and waved his hand: "What nonsense? How could there be such a thing, someone you like, do you think "Fake Gintama" is a love comedy?"

Kondo Translator: Isn't that of course? There is no need to ask this kind of thing. Of course I like you, Miss Mitsuha. Does Mitsuha want to live a life similar to a romantic comedy with me?

"Hey? There's no one I like..." Mitsuha was a little surprised.

Kondo Translator: Ah...I like you too...

Kabab Kaba...the telephone poles and Fourteen are collapsing.

"But I heard from Mr. Jiang that there are obviously many women around Jiang Chengsang, like Yoshihara or something. There are many, many women." Mitsuha continued.

Translator: But I know that there are many women around Jiang Chengsang, and the whole Yoshihara is your harem, so I am a bit...

"That's not it. Although they are also a group of good women, I really don't think about that kind of thing now." Jiang Cheng smiled.

Translator: Don't worry about that kind of thing, compared to those women, now I just want to be with you.

"But if there are so many good women, there should be one or two I like less?"

Translator: Then tell me, what is your favorite part or two about me?

Jiang Cheng: "No more."

Translator: All!

Jiang Cheng: "And speaking of it, I always feel that the women around me are a bit bad."

Translator: Seriously, I can't wait to make a mess of you.

Jiang Cheng: "No, it's really bad."

Translator: No, to make you worse. (Want to make you even more deadly.)

"However, I always feel that Jiang Cheng-sang is lying."

Translator: Then, let Jiang Chengsang like it.

"Really, even if we enter the new era, some feelings are difficult to change. Those of us who are still bound by the old era may find it really difficult to integrate into this new era."

Translator: Really? I will use unexpected skills to make you comfortable. You must know that the skills I have honed in the past will really make you feel like you have entered a new era.

"That's it...it's actually a matter of mood."

Translator: That's fine, just be comfortable.

Finally, this time, the pole did not withstand Fourteen's grip.

Cards!

Boom!

The power pole that was directly pinched collapsed with a bang, the dust on his face almost burst the blue veins on his face, and Shi Shi, whose face was covered in blood, was completely hidden.

"Ala, what's going on?" Sanye asked in surprise, covering her mouth.

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Excuse me a little."

San Ye stood up and nodded slightly.

……

Just when Jiang Cheng put down the hand that was waving at Sanye who was going to the bathroom, the back of his head suddenly hurt, his eyes suddenly darkened, and then he completely lost consciousness.

……

When Jiang Cheng regained his sight, he was already buried in some wild country, and the whole place below his neck was buried in the ground, only his head was exposed on the surface.

Besides is a dead tree with a crooked neck, and the squeaking crows on the tree also seem to tell Jiang Cheng where this place is.

Jiang Cheng also had half a telephone pole and a sack beside him, which was the murder weapon at that time.

Looking at the familiar back that slowly left in the distance, Jiang Chengcheng just squinted Doudou's eyes in silence.

...this guy is so strong in some cases.

……

The next day, morning.

Fourteen, who thought that the blind date would be temporarily stopped, was even worse when he saw a certain person with natural curly silver hair in a suit and leather shoes sitting across from Sanye through the window of the cafe.

Songyang, who was sitting beside Yinshi with his hands in his arms and bent his eyes, said with a smile: "Okay, now it's time for young people to be alone, right? I don't know much about this kind of thing, but I don't think so. Wrong?"

"That's not the question, Songyang." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "The question is why are you here?"

"Silver time, I still know about the so-called teacher who is a teacher for one day and a father for a lifetime." Songyang said with some relief, "It happened to be a holiday, and after receiving the notice, I rushed over without stopping. By the way, I'll ask you for tickets and accommodation."

"I don't care! Whose notification is it?! It's coming too fast!"

"The crew."

"What does the crew's notice mean! It's said that the wig won't come to rub the camera and become you?! Although both of them have long hair! Although they both have long hair!"

"But then again, I really didn't expect it," Songyang continued with emotion on his face, "Teacher, I have the opportunity to witness such a scene or something, I really grew up."

"No, the eight characters haven't been written yet. Teacher, can you stop feeling so emotional all the time?"

"I'm sorry, I just ordered another Wagyu beef and another bottle of red wine."

"Songyang! Give me enough!"

"When the invoice begins with Sakata Gin, that's right, this is my outstanding disciple."

"Don't think I'll pay for anything you say about being a great disciple! Stop kidding!"

Anyway, Oboro, who is still working diligently to pay off his debts, has some strange debts on his body for some reason.

……

Under dusk.

Under the crow's cry, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, whose heads were exposed on the ground, stared at them with big eyes.

It's like saying: ...you're here too.

It is still a familiar modus operandi. When young people get along alone and the woman goes to the bathroom, she is skillfully knocked out and bagged...

The time has come to the third day without knowing it.

Songyang, Gui, and Elizabeth sat quietly opposite Sanye and Sogou.

"Alara, I really didn't expect that in my life I will have the opportunity to witness such a scene."

Songyang repeats his line from yesterday, and the debt of Oboro adds another without knowing it.

The sun sets.

Gui, Yin Shi, and Jiang Cheng were relatively silent.

…How many days will it be buried? By the way, how did this thing come?

"Wig, you too..." Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and hesitated.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, and then showed indignation, "Damn! I didn't expect to encounter a meteorite or something when I was with Elizabeth on a blind date!"

"Meteorite, you're too big! No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with meteorite!" Yinshi complained~IndoMTL.com~ Slow down, Yinshi. "Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "The wig just said that he is not the target of a blind date, which means..."

Within half an hour, Elizabeth was also brought over and planted in the ground.

Jiang Cheng et al:...

The fourth day.

Looking at Songyang, who was half-buried with only his head left, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time before asking, "Songyang, is there anything else you have to do?"

"It's just that when I told that Miss Sanye that there were still two disciples of marriageable age, I was knocked unconscious and woke up and came here."

"Ah, smart approach." Yin Shi replied silently.

"But then again, everyone is here, so who will that woman have a blind date with today?" Jiang Cheng asked.

Songyang smiled and said, "Didn't you two know about this from the beginning?"

"Hmph, that idiot really hasn't changed at all." Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth with a look of disdain.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng chuckled and did not deny it.

……

The fourteenth, who was panting and tattered, had already run for no time, just stood by the side of the booth, bowed his head and said nothing.

San Ye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shi Shi who was standing beside him, and finally laughed heartily.

After a long time, I asked...

"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"

Fourteen, clenching his fists and silent for a long time, replied in a low voice.

"...ah, yes."

The error-free chapters of "May Be This Fake Gintama" will continue to be updated on Xinshu Haige Novel.com. There are no advertisements on the site. Please collect and recommend Xinshu Haige Novel.com!

If you like it, it may be this fake Gintama, please collect it: () It may be this fake Gintama new book Haige Novel Network has the fastest update speed.