Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 804: : Let’s all come together and think about the final episode!


"A few chapters ago, the guy with the face of a villain, what is he doing to grab the limelight now!"

Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and argued angrily.

"The same is true for you!" Yin Shi on the side retorted, then folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, and then sneered: "Hmph, Yin Sang, I am the righteous from beginning to end, the two of you. The guy can't be washed because of excessive blackening, and I hope you two can be a little conscious about this kind of thing. Get out of the way quickly, the guy who has been a villain has no chance at all."

"There are still people who can't be washed in Gintama?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi with squinted Doudou eyes, "Isn't it only your shorts that can't be washed?"

"Don't just casually say the most criticized point in Gintama by Chinese audiences! The official complaints are left to the readers!"

Yin Shi complained loudly, and then cleared his throat with his hands behind his back.

"Ahem, in a word, the Internet has a memory! I will never forget the egregious things you two have done! I believe readers will not forget it! Everyone! Look at this awareness. For face, please vote for me! Please!"

"What kind of talent show do you think this is?!" Looking at Yin Shi, who was bowing to the camera, Jiang Cheng couldn't stop complaining, the blue veins on his cheeks had already sunk out, "Give me a little more!"

Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders with a relaxed look on his face: "Sorry, compared to your two villains, no matter how you look at it, Yin Sang is the best one."

"No, no matter how you look at it, you are the worst."

"Hey, stop arguing." Takasugi on the side shouted to stop, and looked at the empty children's entertainment facility in the park, "The little devils... are gone."

“What?!”×2

……

Under the setting sun, Jiang Cheng and the three of them, who had searched carefully in and around the park and couldn't find a group of little devils, gathered together again.

"Where did these stinky **** go?"

Jiang Cheng frowned and supported his chin, thinking secretly, but then he suddenly thought of something, raised his head and looked at Gintoki and Takasugi blankly.

At the same time, Gintoki and Takasugi thought of something at the same time, raised their heads and snorted.

"Did you two think about it too?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Hey," Yin Shi said with a relaxed expression on his face, "Who do you think I am? How could I have never imagined such a development? But then again, I didn't expect it to be so old. The development of the condom. The orangutan has also fallen."

"Hmph, the creators who can't think of a good plot in the final stage are just trash."

Takasugi snorted and sneered, and the author of the street attack could feel it from the text on the computer screen.

"But, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and asked with some uncertainty on his chin, "Really? Will such an old-fashioned plot really be used in the end? Besides, we are not everyday Isn't it a department? Aren't the daily departments generally very smooth endings? Even if this kind of complex is old-fashioned, it can be regarded as a big event?"

Yin Shi replied disapprovingly: "Hey, don't underestimate the daily life. No matter what kind of work, there will definitely be a big event in the last episode."

Speaking, Gintoki's face showed a bit of deepness, and he continued: "As it is now, the little ghosts brought by Songyang have lost their way and disappeared, and Songyang is now searching for the children in various places in Edo. Searching anxiously around the corner, then we all started anxiously looking for those kids.

Finally, when the sky was completely dark, in a remote corner, I found the little devils who were squatting on the ground and crying because they were lost and afraid. Then, the last scene for readers is to find us, who have been looking for a long time, with sweat and dust on our faces, and bring the new generation of little devils to reunite with the teacher!

Not bad, right? This feels very good, right? It's the last famous scene, and we can call our acquaintances to help find it together, all work hard for one goal, and finally complete that goal!

Excited? It's similar to the feeling of the night of the lost soul of a child's dream! "

"It's too old and too stale." Jiang Cheng squinted and squinted.

"Don't underestimate readers." Takasugi spit out coldly.

"Aren't you too harsh?"

After being silent for a long time, Yin Shi replied silently, but the next moment he suddenly found that Jiang Cheng and Takasugi turned around at the same time, took out their mobile phones and started to make calls.

"Moses Moses, Sister Jiang Hua, today is probably the last time! The children are lost! Mmmm! In short, it's probably the old-fashioned standard routine that the orangutan came up with. "Find the children and everyone Let's get together" or something. Bald? No, no, that person doesn't need it. Kagura is also not required, as long as you are alone. It doesn't matter if they show up or not. Nobita? No, no, let him go on a date with Shizuka. Hi, hi, then we'll see you later down the street from the Kabukicho love hotel. "

"Prepare for action, notify all members of the Ghost Soldier team. Even if all the costs are paid, the group of little ghosts must be found at the last moment."

After being silent for a long time with a black face, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and roared: "Don't you believe it completely?!"

……

Night, Edo.

Dark and secluded deep alley.

Behind Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Yinshi, who are dusty and sweaty, are the mighty acquaintances, such as Yueyong, Baihua, Jianghua, A Miao, Dengshi, Xiaoyu... …

All of them are like Jiang Cheng and the three of them.

Of course, the expressions are exactly the same, simply put... with a gloomy face and no expression.

If you want to ask why...

After being silent for a full minute, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.

"Did you sneak the kids away?! Wigs—!!"

Gu, who was leading a group of little devils to feed stray cats, turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and everyone with a puzzled expression, "It's not the wig, it's Gui. The future of these countries was indeed taken away after I discussed it with the teacher. What's the matter?"

"I asked what's wrong, what did you say!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and roared, "You destroyed the final bridge that I finally thought of!!"

"The final answer? What is the final answer?" Gui still looked puzzled, but didn't care too much, stood up and waved his hands, "Anyway, you also have a chance. After my negotiation with the teacher, these The seedlings will have a week-long social practice next to our former students. The first is me, the second is Takasugi, then Gintoki, and finally Jiang Cheng, for a total of one month."

"Who cares about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng shouted, but then he suddenly thought of something and muttered in disbelief: "No, wait, don't tell me that today is not the last time? There are so many of us. The act of running around the entire Edo with your own legs without the help of any modern equipment in order to show a dusty appearance...is it... meaningless?!"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Yueyong and the others' faces gradually darkened completely.

"Silver Time!!" Jiang Cheng took the lead and rushed towards Yinshi.

At the same time, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

As for Takasugi... Only his die-hard fans, the Ghost Soldiers, are affected. It's not a big problem. There may be die-hard fans who turn to fans, and it's unlikely that they will change paths.

……

Just as everyone was beating Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, the voices of Song Yang and a man suddenly came from a distance.

Man: "It hurts... it hurts! It really hurts, please, just kill me directly, I really... can't take it anymore."

Songyang: "There is too much blood flow... Just hold on, if there is someone at this time... Wait a moment, I'll find someone..."

Everyone stopped when they heard their voices.

"The most...the most...final big event!!" A Miao covered her mouth with one hand, her pupils trembled slightly, and her face was incredulous.

"Actually... it's still a big hidden event?" Yin Shi struggled to get up, "Che, I really convinced that gorilla. I didn't expect to insert the final event at this time."

"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng also staggered to get up, "But isn't it also unexpected? Hey, everyone, the real final event must be..."

……

There is no light. Outside a dark alley, Jiang Cheng and others, holding flashlights, all looked gloomy and expressionless at someone in the alley leaning against the wall, his face was pale, and the dripping behind him kept dripping. Blood Ninja.

Besides, Songyang, who was holding hemorrhoid medicine, was full of smiles when he saw Jiang Cheng and others.

"That's great, I just thought that it would be nice if there were someone with a flashlight. Without the light, it's really hard to help this little brother get medicine. Now that this is the case, this guy The little brother can be saved."

"Thank... Thank you, everyone." Quan Zang turned his head a little bit, and said with a smile on his lips, "It's almost... almost, my chrysanthemum will finally return."

"No, it's not a chrysanthemum." Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes with a smile on his face, raised his feet and walked towards Quan Zang.

At the same time, Gintoki also followed slowly and came to the front of Quanzo.

"It's your life!!!"×2

Because of the two kicks at the same time, in the screams, Zenzo finally turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the night sky that quietly rose.

"Yo Xi, this is his final return." Yin Shi clapped his hands and turned around first.

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "Well, yes, in short, this is also the final one."

"Don't use this kind of reason to pass the buck!" Xin Baha in the crowd tried his best to complain, but then he discovered something, looking at Takasugi, who was erecting a tombstone, and then complained: "Speaking of Mr. Takasugi What are you doing?! You're not sure you're going to die! Why are you showing such a soft expression at the end! By the way, aren't you supposed to be unfamiliar?! And you've been an enemy before!"

Takasugi didn't answer, then got up from the tombstone that had just been erected, turned around and looked at the night sky at a forty-five-degree angle while pinching the pipe.

After gently exhaling a puff of second-hand smoke, he murmured softly.

"...Goodbye, former enemy."

"Don't tell me down the line!" Shin Baha once again complained, "What happened to that scene just now?! Are you going to use it as the final ending scene? It will definitely be used for works. Such an ending screen is indeed there! But our current situation is obviously not the case!"

"Shut up! Virginity glasses!" Youzi retorted indignantly with his blue veins bursting, "As long as there is Lord Jinzhu in the last scene of the final episode! Lord Jinzhu~ Come again and again, just super handsome! Ya~!"

"What are virginity glasses!!" Shin Baha roared with his big red eyes wide open.

But at this moment, Kagura's slightly lost voice suddenly came from behind everyone.

"Mommy, little uncle, silver sauce... Dingchun it... Dingchun it..."

Hearing the sound, everyone looked back.

After seeing Kagura with her head lowered, her expression hidden in the shadows, and Dingchun, who was lying on the ground and closed her eyes very quietly behind her, everyone realized something at the same time.

...This may be the final big event! Just like Bob, one of the stray cats, ended up dying in a car accident!

"Ding...Dingchun..." A Miao was the first to squeeze out a few tears, biting her lower lip and muttering, "Then...that child has always been a good child..."

Looking at A Miao who was choking with her hands covering her face, Yueyong placed her hand on A Miao's shoulder, silently comforting A Miao's emotions.

"God... Kagura," Jiang Cheng, who had sorted out his emotions, looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, "It doesn't matter, it has completed its task well."

At this time, Jiang Cheng's mental activity—such a big one, should be enough for the dinner after the end, right?

"Yes." Yin Shi's expression softened a bit, then raised his head to look at the night sky, and sighed softly: "Also, doesn't it also leave behind a lot of irreplaceable things? in your heart."

The mental activity of Yinshi at this time - Emma! Finally dead! The biggest expense in the family can finally be saved to sell a few more cups of parfait!

"Yes, Kagura." Shinpachi choked with tears in his eyes, "This memory will last forever..."

New Ba Ha's mental activity - although I don't know why it is Dingchun, but it's good to finish it smoothly, that's good!

As for Takasugi, he erected a tombstone once again, turned around and smoked a cigarette, his eyes were complicated, and he looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

...seems like that.

(This book WA…)

"What are you talking about, Aru?" Kagura asked with a puzzled face, then took out a red certificate and a gold medal from behind, grinning and grinning: "Everyone, Dingchun It won the first place in Kabukicho's first pet fighting competition, Aru! The vinegar kelp as the prize has been eaten by me, Aru! Dingchun is very powerful, right?"

"Ow!" Dingchun was instantly revived with blood, got up and howled excitedly at the crowd.

Call...

Many people took a deep breath at this moment.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter at all!!" ×n

……

When going back, Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed as he walked: "Really, what is the final return, what is the big event, nothing is right."

"It's not the final answer at all." Yin Shi also sighed.

"No, not so sure~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped.

"Huh?" Yin Shi asked suspiciously.

"Humhahahaha..." Jiang Cheng suddenly burst into laughter, and picked up a pink embroidered handkerchief from the ground, and looked at the three girls who were still talking and laughing not far away , "Silver time! Do you understand?!"

"Bastard! Is this the final answer?!" Yin Shi suddenly thumped his chest, "Damn! You were the one who took the lead!"

"Silver time! Gao Zai! It seems that this is a new incident related to me!" With that said, Jiang Cheng rushed towards the young ladies who were about to walk around the corner in the distance, "I Going to meet my final return! Ladies and sisters~wait a minute~"

Stopping and turning around, Xixiang looked at the handkerchief in Jiang Cheng's hand, with a shy expression on his face, and at the same time began to twist.

"Ah~ my hand..."

Before he finished speaking, Xixiang was slammed into the night sky with an uppercut by Jiang Cheng's face, turning into a bright **** star!


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