Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 797: : Prisons and sentences!


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"New...New Baji (second generation)..."

Jiang Cheng muttered softly, his face showing some disbelief, but then he smiled helplessly and shook his head.

—— Then he took off the glasses on Xin Baji's face, held them in his hand and stared straight at them.

"So what exactly is the second generation of brackets! Why do you have to use the kind of saying that is very similar to the original relationship between Piccolo and Piccolo! It's just glasses! "

"Even the complaints have been inherited." Jiang Cheng had a somewhat relieved smile on his face, "It seems that the child Xin Baji has no regrets, the second generation."

"Where did Xin Baji go?! Is there only the second generation left?!"

Jiang Cheng showed a smile on his face, and continued on his own: "But it is already the second generation, so why not just change the name, and call it Xin Er (Shen Er)."

Xin Baji argued excitedly in an instant: "What is Xin Er?! Is it Shen Er?! Is it Shen Er?! Can I have such a beautiful sister-in-law?! Is it really possible?!"

"No, don't you already have a brother-in-law... woo!"

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was stepped into the floor by the righteous brother of "Xin Er" who arrived at an unknown time and was holding a long knife.

A Miao's face was full of veins, while she kept stepping on it, she cursed with blank eyes.

"Who are you saying is a brother-in-law! You **** scum!"

"What are you guys doing!"

Jiang Chengbai, who pulled his **** head out of the floor, retorted with eyesight...or yelled outright.

"Why did you come to this kind of place! Are you all idiots?! Don't you care about the future? Don't you just ignore such a beautiful future?!"

"Daddy..." × 2

Two extremely soft voices suddenly sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was taken aback suddenly, his eyes widened unconsciously, and his pupils began to tremble slightly.

Turning around slowly, what Jiang Cheng saw was a very cute orange-haired boy and orange-haired girl who were about five years old. Tears glistened in their big eyes that were as pure as glass beads. People can't help but have a lot of compassion.

"Dad... Daddy..." Jiang Cheng had an unbelievable expression on his face, "You...you...you two are..."

"Daddy! I finally see you!" The little girl was the first to rush towards Jiang Cheng, crying.

As for the boy, it was a little late.

"Li!!" Jiang Cheng opened his arms and shouted excitedly. "Shinji!"

"Uh..." Kagura's eyebrows twitched, and her footsteps stopped involuntarily, "Rei... What is Rei? What is Shinji?"

"Isn't that the name of the two of you?" Jiang Cheng asked back, and then he propped his chin and showed a proud face, "I have already decided that if I have children in the future, the boys will be called Shinji, and the girls will be called Shinji. It's called Li."

...the man is hopeless.

Kagura thought so in her heart, but she still had a pitiful smile on her face.

"So..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng squatted down, bent his eyes and showed a smile, and raised his hands at the same time.

"Daddy..." Kagura and Kamui, who are ready to meet their heads, show yearning, but...

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Bang! ! ×2

Jiang Cheng, who threw the two of them into the floor, still had a smile all over his face, "...are you ready to change your name? Kagura? Kamui?"

"What are you doing, Aru?!" Kagura, who knew that he had been seen through, stopped pretending, showing his original posture and angrily said with white eyes and blue veins, "I am satisfied with coming so far away. Is this the attitude of your disgusting sister-in-law's wish?!"

"I won't bother you with this kind of thing, what is the wish..." Jiang Cheng's expression gradually softened, and he took out the neatly folded **** from his chest, "I have already realized it."

Shenwei bent his eyes and reminded with a smile: "Private Masai ~ those are Booger Girl's panties."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes.

Kagura, who broke free from the floor with bursting veins, threw herself directly at Jiang Cheng.

"Bastard! Return my panties! You perverted little uncle!"

"Heh..." Jiang Cheng threw away the **** in his hand, turned around and came to the wall, squatting down facing the wall with his knees hugged, his whole body exuded an extremely depressed atmosphere.

"Sure enough... It's better to die..."

"Why do you show such a loveless expression when you know it's my panties!!" Kagura exploded again, and then folded her hands to deliberately support her arrogance that does not conform to the scientific concept of development With a bust, she snorted, "Look? Now I am also a person who must be killed, how about it? If you are sincere, it's not like you can't give you some benefits."

"Heh... When did I become such a superficial guy?" Jiang Cheng let out a heh, his eyes tilted his head blankly, "...Go back, it has nothing to do with you."

"What do you mean by not being so superficial, Aru?! What do you mean by not having anything to do with me, Aru?!"

Kagura exploded again, and was about to rush forward, but was firmly stopped by Xin Baji.

"Calm down! Kagura-chan!"

"Fire! It really makes people angry, this bastard! Kill him! You must kill him!"

"Aren't we here to save him?! What are you doing to kill him!"

"Such a guy is just a scum and a moth of society, Aru! It's not worth saving at all!" Kagura retorted.

"No... wait." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this moment, he hurriedly stood up and came to Shenwei, "You just called me Dad, so does that mean that bald man is finally dead?!"

"Who are you talking about bald!!" The shiny bald man came from nowhere and kicked Jiang Cheng into the air.

Boom!

"Is it this?!" Xin Baji on the side complained again, "Don't you care about the second half of the sentence?!"

Master Xinghaifang cleared his throat and said, "Although that one is also very concerned, but the word bald is more concerned."

"Don't use this one! Because you are already bald!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng stood up slowly from the ruins beside his chest, still complaining, "A group of idiots came to this place at this time or something ...It's really stupid."

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Three strikes, five divisions and two will solve a few pirates who happened to be approaching Jiang Cheng at this time, and curled the corners of their lips: "Yeah, but it shouldn't be as good as traveling through time for just one woman." Stupid."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng picked up his sword, and said casually, "I just wanted to choose an easier way to end it, but in the end I got a little bit confused by you idiots. It's not easy."

Swipe! brush! brush!

Sougo, who had dealt with several pirates, ran over and held out his hand to Fourteen, "Tufang-san, you lost, and I'll bring you ten thousand yuan."

"Tch!" Fourteen let out a snort, reluctantly took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a ten thousand yuan slip and put it in Sougo's hand.

"I knew the boss would say that, and you, Kondo-san."

As he spoke, Sougo turned his head to look at Kondo who had come to Jiang Cheng's side at some point, and stretched out his hand: "Kondo-san, you lost, hand over the banana."

"Why is my bet here bananas?!" Kondo argued instantly.

"You..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, veins twitched on his forehead, and kindness was written on his face, "Do you want to die? Mr. Police neglected his duty and came to this kind of place at such a time. Is it an idiot?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Fourteen lit a cigarette, "When did we neglect our duties? We just performed official duties."

Kondo took the words: "How can the biggest villain and murderer in the universe be caught without some high-tech?"

Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, "The future police of the earth are really powerful. They can travel through time and space to catch a criminal. What is this? Space-time police? Space-time guards?"

"It doesn't matter which one."

Sougo clenched his sword again, and pointed straight at Jiang Cheng, "Killed so many of our team members, don't think that you can atone for your sin so easily, boss."

The fourteen eyes who also turned around and pointed at Jiang Cheng took the words seriously: "The prison where you will be held has been prepared for you a long time ago, and even the sentence has already come down."

"Here, issue a detention notice for the most heinous person in the history of the universe-Jiang Cheng." Kondo Hoon, pointing at Jiang Cheng, said.

"The name of the prison you are about to enter is...Earth~IndoMTL.com~The sentence is...forever!"×3

"Huh ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng, who lowered his head and looked hidden in the shadows, suddenly laughed out of nowhere, "It's really a group of dedicated people, and this punishment... is really unimaginable It’s heavy, haven’t you considered the situation that the prisoner can’t bear it at all?”

"Didn't that kind of thing be clear before you committed the crime?" Sougo asked back.

"Ah... that's right. You should understand this kind of thing before committing a crime." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng swung the sword in his hand, "But... I refuse! Do you want to try it? It's up to you Can a few of them catch me, the number one villain in the universe!"

"Not only them, but also us!"

Haruta's voice suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng, who turned his head to look, looked at the acquaintances headed by Jiang Hua, Song Yang, and Mao Mao, and was a little lost.

"Yo, sneak away, long time no see."

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Standing behind Songyang, Yinshi's little thumb picked his nostrils, stared at the dead fish eyes as usual, glanced at the sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, and continued.

"Really, you say you hate samurai, but you hold such a samurai-like sword and wig in your hand, what is that?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui on the side corrected, and then slowly explained, "Hasn't it all been popularized? That is a kind of knife on a certain planet that can use your own cells and blood to make a knife." It is a knife forged in the same way. As long as a person is still alive, the knife will not break, and even if it is broken, it can be restored with one's own blood."


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