Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 791: : Be careful with babysitters and drivers!

“At 11:15 p.m., he was detained on charges of affecting the normal operation of the store, attempting to pick quarrels and provoking trouble, and sexual harassment.”

So said the patrolman who handcuffed Hasegawa.

"Hey! Baba!" Hasegawa became unhappy for a moment, shouting at Granny Denshi, who was standing at the door of the store and waving at the patrolman: "This is not the same as what was promised! The last crime What's going on? Sexual harassment? Stop joking! I won't admit it!"

"Mr. Patrolman, this is the uncle~"

From the outside, Catherine, who looks like an eighty-year-old old lady, hooked her finger on her collar, deliberately showing a little bit of skin, and pointed at Hasegawa with the other finger, squeezing and complaining.

"When I drink in the store, I always do things to others~ I can't let him out without three million spiritual compensation~"

"Meow! You are so disgusting!" Hasegawa retorted with his veins bursting, "What a disgusting thing to say with a face that was run over by a time machine! My head looks so bad Do you?! It should be me who should ask for spiritual compensation!"

Clap!

The patrolman put his hand on Hasegawa's shoulder and shook his head slowly, showing an unusually warm, gentle and somewhat serious look in his eyes.

"Why are you looking at me with such warmth and tenderness and a bit of seriousness! I really didn't do it! I plead guilty to the first two charges, but I will not recognize the last one anyway. !”

Click!

The patrolman untied Hasegawa's handcuffs and patted Hasegawa on the shoulder again.

"Don't think too much, just live strong."

With that, the patrolman turned around and handcuffed Katherine.

Catherine and Hasegawa were stunned at the same time, and it took a long time before they recovered and roared.

"The old lady is the one who was harassed! / I'm not harassed anymore!"

……

"Please! Take me back! I haven't eaten in days! Just give me a 15-day detention package as before! Please! Mr. Patrolman!"

Outside the door, Hasegawa kept begging.

And inside the door, the grandmother Dengshi, who was standing at the counter smoking a cigarette with her arms in her arms, listened to the commotion outside and couldn't help shaking her head.

"Ayeahyeah, even in this new era, these guys still haven't changed at all. Does it mean that idiots are idiots no matter what era they are in?"

"That's right," Gintoki folded his arms and nodded noncommittally, "These guys are just **** in society."

"You are the most unqualified person to say this..."

"By the way, where is Mom going to travel? I'd better prepare in advance. By the way, I'll take care of the money for buying snacks outside."

"I told you it's nothing to do with you!"

"Mom~ This is the test paper at the end of the semester to be signed by the parents~ Please, I got a 100% on the silver sauce~"

The pretentious Yinshi squeezed and handed an A4 piece of paper and a pen.

Looking at the contents of the will on the a4 paper, Granny Dense frowned again, tearing the paper to shreds and roaring.

"Who are you asking to make a will!!!"

"Hey! Baba! Give me a little too much! Isn't that money still mine in the end?! What's wrong with giving some now? It doesn't matter at all! In other words, you're just saving the money for Yinsang. It's like a bank or something!"

"Who is the bank!!!"

"Sakata-san, you can stop too!" Catherine on the side put her hands on her hips and said righteously: "Don't you understand how unlikely it is that unworthy descendants can get inheritance?! In the case of unworthy descendants, get Inheritance is generally the gentle nanny and driver who accompany him.”

Speaking, Katherine offered a cup of coffee with a gentle face: "Mother-in-law, drink a cup of coffee to extinguish the fire. Don't worry about the inheritance."

"Oh, thank you."

Grandma Dengshi took the coffee and subconsciously replied with a thank you, but the next moment, when she saw the coffee that was bubbling with unknown bubbles and exuding a strange smell of death, she fryed again.

"It's too early to be poisoned!!"

Catherine turned her face away, spat lightly, and said to herself, "Cut! Have you been found?"

……

"Minasang~Thank you for your support, today's live broadcast ends here Aru~"

Kagura, who looks like she's about to give birth to triplets, smiles and waves at her new smartphone.

"Ah! Sure enough, it has to be Kagura-chan!"

"Yeah! Every time I lose my appetite, I look at Kagura-chan and I will have an appetite!"

"I will always support you! Kagura-chan, the biggest stomach king in the universe!"

"I'm so envious, I won't get fat after eating so much~"

……

The bullet screen is constantly swiping on the phone.

Ignoring Katherine and Gintoki's mother-in-law who had been beaten unconscious and thrown out, looking at Kagura who put away her phone and burped, she sighed and shook her head.

"Even Kagura-chan has found a suitable side business for her in the new era, you guys are really..."

Speaking, Granny Denshi put on her reading glasses and took out her smartphone from her cuff.

"Ala~ Xiaoli Jiang has started the live broadcast. She's still so handsome and cute, I'm more than happy~"

Looking at Granny Denshi, who was skillfully recharging and delivering gifts, the corners of Xinba Haw's eyes couldn't stop twitching.

"Grandma Dengshi, how much did you earn on this list?"

"What?!"

Yin Shi instantly woke up and rushed forward, scolding: "Hey! Baba! Who asked you to spend Yin Sang's money! Just because Yin Sang is not as cute as him?! Just because Yin Sang is not as handsome as him? Indulging in this kind of thing leads to disharmony in the family, do you think it's okay for your son to be rebellious?!"

"It's my money!! And don't get too close!"

……

Dengshi small shop after midnight, there are only twos and threes of customers left.

"It's really a good new era~" Granny Denshi put away her smartphone and took off her reading glasses with a look of satisfaction, "My underground husband would never have imagined that there would be such an era. ."

Xin Ba Hao spit out speechlessly: "Ah, I really can't imagine that my wife, who is in her sixtieth year, will give so much money to a man who only sees it on the phone screen."

"What do you know about Oguri-chan with these glasses?! He works very hard!" Granny Denshi clenched her fists with blue veins and instantly retorted, and then blushed inexplicably, covering her cheeks shyly, twisting her face. He said, "Every time I'm so cute, I say thank you sister Dengshi to my heart. I really can't stand it~"

After being silent for a long time, Xin Ba Hao said silently: "Ah... I am completely addicted."

"But..."

Grandma Dengshi changed her words, turned her face to look at Xiaoyu who was cleaning without saying a word, and continued: "In this new era where good things are basically everywhere, it is still unavoidable. Some people show such a lonely expression or something. It's obviously such a good new era..."

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Haw and Kagura, who were sitting at the front desk, became quiet at the same time, perhaps thinking of someone, so they both lowered their heads in tacit understanding and remained silent.

After a long time, Xin Ba Hae raised his head, and the corner of his mouth revealed a somewhat lonely smile.

"Jiang Chengsang is really a cunning guy. He was left behind by all of us, but it made us feel like he was left alone.

Even if you want to catch up, you don't even know where he is going... No... Even if you know, you can't catch up. What a formidable guy. "

At this time, Kagura suddenly couldn't help laughing, as if talking to himself.

“The guy who ran away”

Gin-chan used to say that Aru before.

Say my uncle is a guy who sneaks away,

A cunning guy who cheats. "

Tama, who calmly listened to Kagura and Shinhachi's words, suddenly turned her face to the store door at a certain moment.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing outside the door, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and walked away slowly with his sleeves in his back.

……

Dengshi Tavern, Shemale Club, Gao Tianyuan, Smile Bar...

Jiangcheng passed by those familiar shops in Kabukicho, which seemed to be the same as before, but seemed a little different.

No change is hilarity, but change is people.

……

Many, many new shinkansen and tram lines have been set up in the new era, leading to various parts of the country.

Of course, if you feel that taking the tram is a waste of time, you can also choose to take the airship, which is faster and safer, but it is slightly more expensive than the tram.

Riding the tram, Jiang Cheng took only one day to arrive at a very familiar small mountain village in the countryside.

Education reform has basically completely eliminated such things as private schools. What comes from it is the enlightenment education of kindergartens. The education system of primary school, junior high school, high school, and university is one step after another, and it is a nine-year education system. compulsory education.

Teachers have also officially become public servants who can be compared to civil servants.

But becoming a teacher is not as difficult as it used to be.

You need to study and take exams before you can become a teacher.

Panasonic Elementary School was founded in Songyang ~IndoMTL.com~ with the help of the new government after a lot of study and successfully obtained the teacher qualification certificate.

The school building is not very big, there is only one modern teaching building and a small but well-equipped playground.

After all, there are not many students here. In Matsushita Elementary School, from the first grade to the sixth grade, there are only a dozen students in total, including four orphans, and the rest are basically left-behind children.

Because the only teacher in the culture class was Songyang, and he also served as the principal, everyone was crowded into one classroom.

(You can refer to the king of leisurely daily life)

Songyang didn't have much reaction to this, and even enjoyed it, but now corporal punishment of students is not allowed, and most of these students are very sensible.

So Songyang sometimes looks at his fists and feels a little empty talk.

In the school, in addition to Songyang, the rest are Oo, who is also a physical education teacher and a dean.

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