Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 78: :Don’t delve into some settings…

"That's enough, it's really boring enough, go back to Qingtai." Jiang Cheng said and stood up.

"Ah? No, I have to go back without playing anything, no!" Ching Tai pouted her unhappy face.

"Can you also think about Naruto's mood? In short, don't be annoying, go back to Miaomu Mountain." Jiang Cheng said speechlessly, looking at Qingta.

"What is Naruto's mood? What else is there to call back to Miaomu Mountain? What do you think of me?! Is it still Toadji? This meme can't go away, right?!!!"

"Actually, I still like the gentle and understanding psychic beast like the slug. The key voice is still a gentle female voice, so I can't like the toad~" Jiang Cheng continued.

"Speaking of which, I prefer the psychic beasts of the third Hokage." Kondo interjected.

"Why? Is it the same kind?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "Is there any advantage to that old monkey? It's just that it can be turned into a stick, and then can be stretched. When I first watched Hokage , and also said that it is the strongest psychic beast, but after seeing the main body, do you understand the sense of gap?"

"Perhaps Kishimoto-sensei just made a typo," Kondo stretched out a finger and shook the gorilla's head, and said solemnly, "Maybe Kishimoto-sensei originally wanted to write [the longest stick] but ended up writing [ The strongest psychic beast] like this."

"Maybe this is the case." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"Hey, can you stop talking about NARUTO and psychic beasts? Can you bring the topic back? Why is the topic getting farther and farther? Can your head still be normal?" , you two apologize to Kishimoto-sensei! Apologies to all NARUTO fans! Ape Demon is already very strong, okay! Didn't the Nine-Tails be pushed out of Konoha Village during the Nine-Tails Rebellion!!"

"Hey? Is there such a bridge?" Jiang Cheng murmured while frowning, "I don't remember that the nine tails were pushed out after they became a stick and stretched out? Or work together with the three generations, and According to what you said, isn't the toad boss the most powerful? He directly pressed the nine tails under his ass?"

"It doesn't matter what it is! I'm not talking about this now!" Harita shouted.

"It's also true that the strongest psychic beast is not reflected in NARUTO. If you have to know, you still need to hold the world's first psychic beast martial arts meeting!" Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"There's no such thing! The psychic beasts are just the ninja's companions! There's no need for a showdown! No need at all!"

"This setting..." After pondering for a moment, Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, "Before Shippuden, there were quite a few opportunities for psychic beasts to appear, such as the one summoned by Kakashi when Kakashiban won't fight again. The ninja also has the Chunin Exam, Naruto vs Gaara, the old monkey vs Orochimaru, and the Sannin battle when looking for Tsunade, but..."

"...Did this setting fade away after Shippuden? After the two sides met, they seldom used psychic beasts to fight directly. The setting of psychic beasts was forgotten until Payne appeared. , Jiraiya played against Payne to use psychic beasts again, and even added some fairy mode..."

Seeing that Jiang Cheng was about to chatter again, Qingta hurriedly stopped him, "Please don't talk about it, okay! It's embarrassing, okay! An old man is talking about NARUTO in the amusement park, this kind of thing is super embarrassing, okay! Also, Kishimoto-sensei must have his own ideas! Also, if you have to draw psychic beasts in every battle, Kishimoto-sensei will work very hard! It will also reduce the picture of the protagonist!"

…

"Hey, they're going on a roller coaster!" Matsudaira reminded, "Hurry up and follow!"

After speaking, Matsudaira-kun, Kondo and Shizui followed directly.

"I want too!" Harita said, raising her hand.

"Go and play by yourself," Jiang Cheng said and sat down again, "I'll sleep here for a while, and come to me directly after you finish."

"Hey? Can't you play with me?"

"How long are you going to be coquettish?" Jiang Cheng said helplessly.

"Aren't you afraid?" Qingta teased, "You dare not come with me because you are afraid of riding a roller coaster?"

"Huh? Are you talking in your sleep, kid?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingta and said, "Me? Scared? Areyoukiddingme??"

"Aren't you afraid why don't you sit with me? I remember you didn't sit here last time you came to the amusement park, right?"

"What big words are you talking about with a child whose hair is not fully grown?" Jiang Cheng stood up with a look of resentment, "Have you ever jumped in the East African Rift Valley? Have you ever caught a bear on an arctic glacier? Jump over an umbrella at a height of 10,000 meters. ?"

Qingta shook her head like a rattle, and then said in shock, "Brother Jiang Cheng, are you..."

"Ah, neither did I..."

"You don't have to say shit!"

…

"Is it really okay?" Mr. Matsudaira sat on the seat of the roller coaster and asked Shishi, who was beside him.

"Well, no problem, Zongwu is a super super S when he bullies people!" Fourteen replied.

The seats of the roller coaster at this time are: Chestnut and Shichibei in the first row, Sogou in the second row, Jiang Cheng and Qingta in the third row, Fourteen and Matsudaira in the fourth row, and the orangutan in the fifth row.

"Hurry up!" Sogo put a dagger against Shichibei's neck, "Hurry up [drive the large size]! If the roller coaster doesn't come out before it returns, I'll kill you!"

"Uh..." Qibingwei was instantly frightened to the point of death, and his dark face turned pale.

"Sama, Shichibei? What's wrong with you?" Chestnut asked kindly, "Your face looks so bad, if it's so annoying, let's go down."

"If you dare, I will kill you now!"

Sogo reminded behind the seven soldiers.

"Shut up! Didn't I tell you to sit with you!" Qibing Guard roared at Chestnut beside him.

"Seven soldiers..." Before Li Zi finished speaking, the roller coaster had already started to the screams of the passengers...

But just after the start, Jiang Chengcheng found that Zong Wu in the front row flew out.

"Is that how roller coasters play?" Jiang Cheng murmured, and at the same time unfastened his and Harita's seat belts.

"What are you doing?!!!" Qingtai felt bad.

"Hey? Isn't that how you play?" Jiang Cheng wondered, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng also flew out with a Qingtai pendant on his leg.

…

"Yeah, it's a little more exciting than I thought~" Jiang Cheng said, pulling Kondo's hair.

"Stimulating a fart!" Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng's leg with her milk strength, "This is really going to die! Who will save me!"

"Hey? Zongwu-kun, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked Zongwu, who was pulling fourteen hairs in front of him.

"Boss, did you forget to wear your seat belt too?!"

"I didn't tie because I saw that you didn't tie it~" Jiang Cheng explained with a finger.

"Can you put that hand down! Hey!" Ching Tai shouted.

"You both have holes in your heads!" Fourteen said, and stretched out his hand to Sou Wu.

But before Fourteen could grab Zongwu, Jiang Cheng was the first to grab Zongwu's leg.

"Boss! Let me go! Let me go!  … ah!!"

Before Sogo could finish shouting, he fell down with Jiang Cheng. At this time, Qingta had already fainted from fright.

But fortunately, Jiang Cheng opened his umbrella directly, and then slowly landed.

Jiang Cheng has a pendant on each side of his legs: the fainted Harita and the fainted Sou Wu.

"Look, are you all right?" Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his hand.

"Ah..." Qingta finally woke up, "Really! It's so exciting! Do it again! Do it again!"

"There's really no way, that's the last time." With that, Jiang Cheng dragged the fainted Zongwu with one hand and walked towards the starting point of the roller coaster.

But as soon as I arrived, I saw Kondo with a dark face and his head lowered.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously, "How do you feel... the gorilla's sitting height has increased..."

"This matter... please keep it a secret..." Kondo raised his head and said with tears streaming down his face.

Jiang Cheng/Qingta: "..."

…

Sitting on the bench in the amusement park, Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and Qingtai who jumped off the roller coaster once again and landed safely with their umbrellas open.

"Why did the two of them turn the roller coaster into another game? Why did so many kids and girls line up around him? Did you consider that a new kind of project?"

"It looks very interesting, and I too..." Sogo said he was about to get up.

"You sit down for me!"

"Speaking of which..." Song Pinggong lowered his head and sighed and continued, "I'm not scared away by that, I was also scared by my daughter."

"Your daughter is really scary." Fourteen replied.

"You dare to tell others that I make your head bloom."

"Don't worry, uncle, your daughter is no longer incontinent, look," said Shi Shi, looking at Chestnut who was exchanging ice cream with Shichibei, "That guy changed clothes but your daughter didn't. "

"Wouldn't you just be walking around with your **** sandwiched?"

"How is that possible!" Fourteen retorted, "Your daughter, it was because he was afraid that the **** would get hurt and said that he was also incontinent."

"What?!"

"Fourteen, what did you say? Even if you pull it on your body, won't the chestnuts scare you away?" Kondo, who had changed clothes on the other bench, said, "Even if I pull it on my body, I will scare you. Run away! But chestnuts even tolerate the dirty part of that guy, right? Is that what you mean?!"

"Kondo-san, I was also scared away by you." Sogo added.

"Well, it seems that she is really treating him..." Before Fourteen could finish, he was interrupted by Zongwu's voice.

"Uncle, look over there!" Zongwu reminded, "It's not good! I'm going to make a Ferris wheel! It's not wrong, I must want to kiss!"

"Really?!" Matsudaira said in shock.

"The Ferris wheel is kiss! It was built for kiss!" Sogo added.

"K...Kiss?! Is that so?! I didn't know that before!" Kondo said in shock~IndoMTL.com~ and then stood up abruptly, "Chestnuts are in danger! Let's hurry up!"

After speaking, Sogo Kondo led the charge with Matsudaira behind the two of them, and rushed over together.

The fourteen who stayed in the same place were thoughtful...

…

"Once again! Brother Jiang Cheng!" After landing again, Qingtai said excitedly to Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

"How many times has this happened?" Jiang Cheng licked his ears impatiently, "I'm a little tired of it..."

"One last time! I promise!"

"This is what you said, the last time! Come home to me honestly after that!"

Having said that, Jiang Chengcheng took Qingtai to the starting point of the roller coaster.

…

"Yeah! It's so exciting!" Qingta shouted while hugging Jiang Cheng's thigh, but just after shouting, she saw a helicopter below her, "Why is there a helicopter below?"

Just now, Jiang Cheng and Qingta had landed in front of the helicopter. At this time, Jiang Cheng realized that there were three big men holding sniper rifles in the helicopter...

"The souls who hinder others' love! Disappear all!"

When Jiang Cheng heard these words, he turned his head subconsciously, and saw Shi Shi standing on the roof, holding a huge mayonnaise cannon.

"Hey! Who is preventing you from falling in love!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

But Shi Shi didn't think much of it at all, so he fired the cannon. Not only Jiang Cheng but also the helicopters behind were shot down by the cannon...

…

Yoshihara.

"You two, are you involved in some kind of bombing?" Hiran asked with a squinted smile.

"Poor...about the same..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said.

"Big...probably..." Harita scratched her head and said at the same time...