Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 716: : What should I pay attention to when participating in the handshake meeting for the first time?

"What a joke! Don't you mean you can sleep with Atong sauce?!"

"I can't even shake hands now!"

"Get the money back!!"

Looking at the indignant and excited fans, Xin Baha was a little flustered, "I'm sorry, Sakata P, don't talk about accumulating popularity, it will lead to a lawsuit if it goes on like this!"

"Don't worry, it's just a hot spot." Yin Shi replied without hesitation, "The show has just started, and everyone who buys pillows can get HDZ48 knee pillow coupons."

"Oh!!" the fans instantly exclaimed.

Xinba Haw turned around and blamed: "Hold on, Yinsang! What are you making up your mind!"

"It's alright, it's just the thighs under the pillow, and there won't be a little bit of meat." Yin Shi still looked indifferent.

"We line up here~" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted with a smile, "Buy 3 get 1 free now~ You can get four pillows and four lap pillow coupons for only 39,999 yuan~ Everyone, it's better to take action~"

Looking at the otakus who immediately crowded up, Yinshi chuckled again and sighed: "Really, it's really an idol effect to be able to sell a 100 yuan pillow for 100 times the price. "

But just after Ginshi finished sighing, he heard Kagura's "Eat my knee and pillow fist!!"

Looking at Kagura, who used his knees to send fans to the pillows, Xin Baha burst into blue veins and frantically complained: "What are you doing! Who asked you to use this inexplicable boxing technique! What knee-pillow punches? It's just that It's just a simple, crude and unreasonable knee strike!"

"Sleep well with a hard pillow!" Kagura was righteous.

"Who cares if your pillow is hard or not! Although it's true that they can't sleep!!" Xin Ba Haw complained again.

"Enough!! We're not here at SM Club!!"

"Are you still idols?!"

"Refund for medical expenses!!"

Looking at the fans who were even more excited than just now, Xin Ba Haw was in a hurry again: "Sakata P!"

Yin Shi was still not flustered at all, and shouted: "Actually, everyone who bought pillows has a bigger gift, and I didn't expect it to be the benefit of HDZ48's company by the pillow!"

Three minutes later.

Ginshi, who was surrounded by fans who were unconsciously beaten up by Kagura who fell asleep, said again: "This is just a hot spot, and there are surprises when you buy it now, and you will get four pieces of pillow storage when you buy it. The storage cabinet is only 49,800!”

"I just turned into a TV shopping idiot!" Shinba groaned.

Finally, after Kagura's grip, elbow and sleep punch, the fans turned around angrily and walked away cursing.

"It's not bad today," Jiang Cheng nodded at the stack of banknotes in his hand. "It's just that he made so much money in such a short period of time. Next time, let Sun Wheel and the others come up and sell pillows."

"You're so tall!" Xinba scolded, and then hurriedly stopped or said to keep those fans: "Hey, wait a minute!"

But...it doesn't help.

But at this moment, the voice of a somewhat contrived girl suddenly came from the other side.

“It’s so pitiful~ to actually do such an outrageous thing to fans~ For idols, fans are gods. In our case, we would never let everyone go back with such an expression~”

Looking at the girl with pink double ponytails who made such remarks, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura all squinted Doudou's eyes in confusion, as if saying "" Who is this?"

However, compared to these three people, Xin Ba Haw and a group of OTAKUs on the side reacted abnormally after seeing the girl and the 47 people behind her in the same dress: short skirts, tube tops, and little devil wings. It's so big, everyone's eyes widened, their eyes widened in disbelief.

"Because we are Ka☆Puff... the special forces that give everyone in the universe the dream of the galactic idol, so, so~"

"——!!" Xin Baji's eyes were bloodshot, and his face was incredulous, "Why...why did they come to Earth?"

"Everyone~ If you don't dislike it, why don't you try to change our handshake?" GKB48's leading girl, Bi Chier, shouted to the OTAKUs, "Otherwise... people will be lonely and cry. come out~”

"Uh...disgusting...Ugh!" Jiang Cheng showed a look of disgust on his face, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was stepped on by the OTAKUs who rushed towards Bichier.

"I can't believe it!"

"The number one idol in the galaxy or something!"

"Me first!!"

"No, it's me!"

Seeing the enthusiastic fans rushing to GKB48, Ginshi stared at the dead fish and asked, "Huh? What? Giant Rotten Bitchi 48?"

"How could... how could they come to Edo..." Shin Baha still looked in disbelief, and murmured: "GKB48, a collection of new stars who have won the idol election on all planets, That is, the top idol group composed of top idols in the galaxy!"

"No, how many times do you want to say top?" Yin Shi was speechless.

Xinba Haw said to himself: "The strongest idol in the galaxy! After winning the top idol throne of each planet, he moved to the next planet. Such an idol special force came to Edo, and also appeared in Atong. In front of the sauce, their next goal is needless to say..."

"Temple," Bichier, who walked over with his arms in his arms, took Xin Baji's words and sneered: "I have learned the strength of Edo's top idols, and with this ability, I can stand on the top , It seems that on the planet we have experienced, the idols here have the worst fighting power. Let's let you know a little bit, the real idol handshake meeting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao suddenly found something and stared at the 48 curtains prepared by the other party with wide eyes.

"Everyone..." Bitchier, who covered half of her body with a curtain, said with a shy expression, "Please come one by one in order, I want to cherish the alone time with each fan~ "

Xin Bajiu muttered to himself with a solemn expression: "It's just... just a handshake, why do you want to isolate the space?"

"I really underestimate idols..." Jiang Cheng, who had just got up with shoe prints all over his body, folded his hands and said solemnly, "Shaking hands is not as simple as we thought."

"No, it has nothing to do with simplicity or complexity." Shinpachi replied, and then looked at each other again, "What do they want..."

"It's just right!" At this time, Gao Zai, who was wearing the costume of the Simentong Guards, volunteered to stand up, "Let me come first!"

"Gao Zai!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

"I actually made a lot of nonsense about Atong sauce. If shaking hands will not satisfy me, I will show you a good look!" Gao Zai stepped forward without being humble or arrogant and fearless, "And Xinjiang, I'm sorry, you are now with A To be honest, I don't know what Tongjiang is doing together, but I believe you will protect Atongjiang until the last moment!"

Speaking, Gao Zai ran towards Bi Chi'er's curtain, "I believe Atong Jiang will never lose to these guys!!"

"That guy..." Looking at Gao Zai who rushed into the curtain with a face of determination, Jiang Cheng showed some admiration on his face, "It's not that he didn't grow up, trust him, Xin Ba Ha."

"Yeah!" After hesitating for a while, Xin Ba Hao nodded in response, and then looked at the hanging curtain that was isolated from the outside world with a solemn expression.

"Huh? Really? Huh? Is that the case?"

After Gao Zai's words came out of the curtain, he suddenly began to shake.

"Why is it shaking suddenly?" Yin Shi wondered.

"Gao Zai!" Xin Ba Hao cheered him on, but just after shouting, he suddenly realized that Gao Zai, who had only underwear left, walked out quickly and went to the next curtain.

Yin Shi: "Huh? Did he take it off?"

Jiang Cheng nodded: "It's really taken off."

New Baji: "Gaozai!"

"I seem to have heard a very strange sound, what's the matter? What's the sound?"

As soon as Yin Shi finished his words, Gao Zai, who was only left with Mosaic, hurried to the next curtain.

"Just completely naked? Wait, are they really just shaking hands? What are they doing?"

“Do fans still need to be completely naked at the handshake meeting?” Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his chin and frowning solemnly, “No, no, that kid’s [beep—] chant, I feel like I can often hear it even in Yoshihara. Sounds like that."

"Gao Zi--!" Xin Bazhu shouted again.

"No, wait, this isn't a handshake at all, is it? It's just doing something else?"

"Gao Zi--!"

"Yinshi, look, that strange and common thing has been poked out! That mosaic... Hey, what's going on? What exactly is the handshake meeting? Why is there a mosaic in the handshake? What should I do? Mosaic can only appear if you hold it! But then again, this kid has developed... quite well..."

"Is this the time to say that?!"

"Gao Zi--!"

Looking at Gao Zai, who was hurriedly rushing to the next curtain with mosaics all over his body, Yin Shi complained again: "The whole body is covered in mosaics! What the **** is going on! Gao Zai——!"

"Gao Zi--!"

"Gao Zi?"

"Gao Zi--!"

"Gao Zi?"

"Gao Zi--!"

Amid the shouts of Gintoki and Shinpachi, finally the man he... came out.

Plop!

Looking at Gao Zai, who was only wearing shorts and fell to the ground~IndoMTL.com~ Xin Ba Ha was the first to rush up and help Gao Zai: "Cheer up! What the **** happened? Gao Zai! "

Gao Zai, who had a refreshing expression that seemed to see through everything, still had a certain brilliance on his face, and said, "When I get home, I will burn all the little yellow books..."

"What the **** happened!!"

"No, why don't you ask what happened? This is exactly what happened, this, it must have done something unsightly, this, this refreshing expression on his face has entered the sage mode. It's exactly the same as Jiang Cheng who went to Hualiu Street for the first time!"

"No, it's the same as you." Jiang Cheng retorted with squinting eyes.

"Gao Zai, hurry up and tell me what happened inside?"

"...is blank."

"It's exactly the same." Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin.