Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 710: : The important thing about a daughter and a wife is probably a married man with a daughter…

"Hmm..." Princess Cheng Ye held her chin and pondered for a while, then slowly explained with a slight frown: "Don't look at their giant stars growing up like that, but as long as you listen to hip-hop, you will keep yourselves safe. .just a little...

The royal family of giants, every generation is looking for women to marry from other planets. After finding them, they will behave very abnormally. In order to keep the genetics for themselves, they do not want to let the good genes of their spouses fall into the hands of other races. They will kill everyone on the planet where the bride was born, leaving no genes behind. "

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Screens on both sides of the road are showing live news on current events.

In front of the camera, Hanano, who was holding a microphone, looked up at the huge disc-shaped spaceship hovering over his head in the low altitude of Edo.

"Have you all seen it? The giants who suddenly appeared in Edo, and the huge spaceship now entrenched in the low sky of Edo, who are they sacred?"

On the other side, outside Edo Castle, after listening to Princess Chengye's explanation, Xin Baha was surprised: "What?! Xiaoda wants to destroy the earth?! How could it be, is it because we were not well entertained? Yes Is it because we maidens are too long-winded?"

"That's not the case..." Princess Cheng Ye just smiled awkwardly.

"I thought I was here to see my father-in-law, but it turned out to be here to destroy the earth. I thought it was a golden tortoise-in-law, but it turned out to be smashing our planet to pieces!"

Looking at Xin Baji with a constipated expression in front of her, Princess Cheng Ye hurriedly turned around and said, "Anyway, I'll go and report to my brother immediately and ask him to dispatch the shogunate army."

"It's not over there..." Xin Ba Hao said silently, then turned around and left slowly, "It's not the giants who should be stopped, the real horror is not a giant at all, but... sorry, Mrs. Jiang Hua, today's It's true that women can't get involved."

With that, Shin Baha turned off the tablet in his hand and tucked it into his arms.

On the other side, like Ackerman, standing on the roof with black faces and silent Jiang Cheng and three people, looking at the big spaceship above their heads, they just kept silent...

Looking at the landing giants in formal suits who suddenly jumped off one by one from the spaceship, the very dedicated anchor Hanano who is still broadcasting live hurriedly pointed at the microphone and continued to explain: "Ah! Everyone saw it. No? An army of giants in formal suits descended from the sky!"

Boom! boom! boom!

The giants in black suits, who fell to the ground and destroyed the ground, sorted out their suits and ties, and came to Xiaoda in white suits.

Sitting on an oversized chair and wearing sunglasses, Xiao Da opened her mouth.

"Everyone on Earth, on behalf of the Giants, I would like to thank you all. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving us the most perfect bride. Cheers, after this wedding, the Earthlings will be able to share eternal prosperity with our Giants. !”

Speaking, the little big general picked up the pink bed that was placed on his lap with both hands, got up slowly, and walked towards the huge cross that was just made by the giant. If you look closely, you will find that , On the bed in Xiaoda's hands, Kagura was still asleep with snot bubbles hanging on it.

"How about you all come and bless us?" Xiao Da, who stopped, looked at the cross in front of him and said softly, "Bless us both for a grand wedding."

"This is a wedding ceremony?!" Anchor Hanano, who held the microphone, exclaimed, "The giants actually destroyed the street as their wedding venue! Ah!"

Anchor Hanano suddenly discovered something, and it was Kagura in Xiaoda's hands.

"That's... an Earth girl! An Earth girl was caught by the giants!"

At this time, the middle-aged giant wearing a priest's costume and holding a Bible said slowly: "Then, please swear by the bridegroom that no matter whether she is healthy or sick, please love her and cherish her, and stay loyal."

"I swear." Little Big said.

"I didn't expect the bride at this wedding to be that girl!"

"Ask the bride to swear that she will love and cherish him, whether in health or in sickness, to remain faithful and unswerving."

"She swore before." Xiaoda said.

"Then please exchange the kiss of oath."

When the priest finished speaking, Xiaoda couldn't wait to raise the Kagura in his hand, and pouted towards Kagura.

"Ah! The beauty of this charming girl is about to be ruined by two huge lips!"

I have to say that the anchor Hanano is indeed very dedicated, no, no, now is not the time to say such things.

Seeing Kagura getting closer and closer, Xiaoda was overjoyed: [Kagura, in this way, your powerful genes belong to me! I am the only one in your eyes! ! ]

But at this moment, a certain pair of glasses appeared handsomely, kicked the priest and shouted, "Wait for me!!"

The priest, who was kicked on the head by Shin Baha from behind, fell unsteadily to the front, and also very coincidentally took away the purity (lips) of his own prince.

Boom! !

The priest who was knocked to the ground and released Kagura at the same time pushed the priest who was unconscious and pressed on him.

"Wait Father! You can't! I don't have that special hobby! Father! Father—!!"

At this time, Shinbaha slowly walked forward, and at the same time said slowly: "Xiao Da, I'm very sorry, Kagura-chan can't be handed over to you, you are not qualified to be Kagura-chan's boyfriend. "

Looking at Shin Baha with a serious expression, Xiao Da directly grabbed the bed that was carrying the sleeping Kagura and stood up.

"You bastard, what did you do to this holy wedding, to my first kiss!" Xiaoda clenched her fist and cursed angrily.

"It's a pity," Shinhachi continued with his head lowered, "You stepped on all of our feelings for the sole purpose of monopolizing Kagura-chan, and you wanted to take away our most precious things. stuff."

"None of your business! Give me a break!"

"Can you understand?!" Xin Bazhu's voice became a bit louder, and then he clenched his fists, his face also showing a bit of unbearable: "The baby girl who is like a jewel in the palm of your hand is being abused by wild people from nowhere. The boy took away his soul, but despite this, he chose to greet his daughter with a smile... the mood of that bald father...!

Can you understand? !

Let go of the daughter she has always cherished and guarded. Since it is the man she chose, she unconditionally believes that she even wants to entrust the sword of responsibility to him... That white-haired father's father's mood...

Can you understand? !

Although they don't live together, they are ignoring and worrying about her in the nearest place. She hopes to watch her all the time and guard her growth. After learning that Kagura, who is like a daughter, has a boyfriend, Even if she was at a loss, she forced herself to look away just to have a good chat with the man she chose for a drink... Nate's father's mood...

Can you understand? !

Even though it's extremely lonely, but for the happiness of Kagura-chan, I'm willing to swallow my tears and force my face to laugh and complain, how does that dad's glasses feel! ! "

"One dad on the left and one dad on the right, what the **** are you guys! It's really annoying to make irresponsible remarks about young people's love!!" On the elevator that landed on the spacecraft, "Since you can't let go, then let me help you cut it off!"

Xiao Da, who slowly ascended into the sky, pointed to his clansmen on the ground and gave the order, "Before the wedding, kill all these annoying earth monkeys for blood sacrifices! Offer sacrifices for our wedding! All Let's attack!!"

The words ended, and countless giants fell from the spaceship.

"Ah! The giants are jumping off the mothership! It's like the end of the world!"

"Bye bye! Dads! Your lovely daughter is about to become my Highness!"

After saying such a sentence arrogantly, Xiao Da suddenly felt as if something had fallen on the back of his head, he touched the back of his head with some doubts, and then said: "Hey? Ah..."

At this time, Xiao Da realized that the blood on his hand turned out to be blood! At the same time, the crowd on the ground also noticed an unusual phenomenon above their heads.

"This is... a rain of blood?! It wasn't rice that fell from the sky, it was a rain of bright red blood!! Ah-! It turned out to be the blood of giants! It turned out that it was not the attacking giants, but the sinking giants!!"

Xiao Da, who was about to ascend into the spaceship in the air, felt bad when he saw the people around him who had lost the back of his neck and consciousness, who were still falling.

"How...how is that possible!"

"It makes people uncomfortable? Then it doesn't feel good." Xin Bazhu on the ground pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and then raised his head indifferently, "Men want to monopolize the possessiveness of women, and the generosity of genes. The desire for monopoly is such an unpleasant creature. But at this level, it is not worth mentioning the monopoly desire of fathers who "don't want to give their daughter to anyone"! "

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Xiao Da, who had already ascended into the spaceship, saw the clansmen on the ground who were already full and the very kind Jiang Chengsan, who was grinning and covered in the blood of his own clansmen. After the person, he instantly protected Kagura and took a few steps back in shock.

"Yo, my boyfriend, it's really impressive," Ginshi praised, "I didn't expect you to destroy the earth and take away Kagura. If you want to take away other people's precious girls, you really have to destroy one or two. The spirit of the planet."

"Yes, whether it's a daughter-in-law or a daughter." The owner of Xinghaifang took the words lightly.

"You...!" Xiao Daqiang pretended to be calm and shivered, "Are you willing to ask for Star Wars for a daughter?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, "It's just that the father of the bride on our planet also needs to attend the wedding, you didn't invite... We just came by ourselves, and prepared for you. Maybe it's just the rice-sacrifice ceremony that I forgot to prepare."

"That's right," Xinghaifang said disdainfully, "who would do that kind of thing for a yellow-haired girl? A big (mature) adult wouldn't do that."

Silver took over the words: "If you want to take it with you, take it with you, but..."

"Wait until you become an adult who understands etiquette!!"×3

Boom! !

Xiao Da, who was hit on the head by the three brain hammers at the same time, vomited blood, smashed through the bottom of the spaceship, and fell to the ground screaming.

"Really, I've been doing it for so long." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and turned around first.

"But I finally said a few words that should be said by adults." After saying this casually, Gintoki also slowly turned around.

"Yeah, so we're great adults too."

Speaking, the owner of Xinghai Fang also turned around and left with Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, but suddenly, the three people who realized something at the same time stopped at the same time.

"Ah, I forgot about Kagura." ×3

At this moment, a pair of white hands grabbed the opening of the hole that Xiao Da had knocked out, and Kagura, who stared at the three of them with a pair of gleaming eyes, emerged from the hole.

Boom! ! !

"Ahhhhh!!"×3

The three who fell fell headfirst into the river at the same time and made a loud clatter.

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The House of Masters.

"Wow! Wait a minute!" Looking at Kagura who walked in from the entrance with an oversized envelope, Shin Baha hurriedly stopped and asked, "Where did this huge letter come from? "

"This is the letter Xiaoda sent me after returning to China, Aru." Kagura said, putting the envelope on the table, "You can also read it."

"Huh? Did the prince send it?" Shin Baha looked at the envelope in front of him with a little panic, "Are you okay? It's not a declaration of war, is it? What if we come to rob Kagura again? Yin Sang? Jiang Cheng Sang?"

"Xin Ba Ha, hurry up and reply!" Yin Shi, who was wrapped in bandages and had only eyes left, hurriedly said.

"You must be happy! I will always bless you! / Little girl vulgar, please take care of me,"

Jiang Cheng sits in a wheelchair with both legs in plaster casts while his body is covered with bandages, holding up one index finger and squinting and smiling, and sitting on the sofa with a neck brace and one leg in plaster casts The owner of Xinghaifang, who was covered with bandages, spoke at the same time.

But the next moment, the three of them were smashed into the floor by Kagura together with the sofa and wheelchair.

Watching Kagura closing the door and leaving, ignoring the three people on the floor, Shin Baha took out a huge letter of faith from the envelope.

"That..." I was taken care of during my visit to Earth. I learned the importance of family through exposure to different cultures, especially the greatness of my father, which has benefited me a lot." Hey! Just like two people! "

"The letter written by this guy is always remarkable," said the master of Xinghaifang who came over.

"...waiting for the next time I have a girlfriend, I will definitely be able to get rid of the old habits and cherish her family, especially for her father, I will never have the slightest disobedience."

Xin Ba Hao silently complained: "I feel that his girlfriend's father is already his psychological shadow..."

The owner of Xinghaifang said with some emotion: "Although a lot of things have happened, it's not bad. He has grown up a bit. The atmosphere of the big planet will also be better."

"Indeed." Jiang Cheng echoed with some emotion.

"No, that doesn't seem to be the case." Gintoki, who was immersed in the letter, said, and then handed the letter back in his hand.

"ps: I recently discovered a strong genetic gene that I like very much. Sure enough, Odosan (priest) is the best~"

Looking at the attached photo of Xiao Da shyly hugging the priest's arm, Jiang Cheng, Xinghai Fangzhu, and Xin Baji were all silent.

Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "So what... the atmosphere hasn't changed for the better. If it goes on like this, the planet will perish."

"Isn't it all your fault? Did something like that to the priest to wake him up or something." Yin Shi immediately took the blame.

Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu nodded at the same time.

"Don't put all the blame on others, okay? You've gone too far!"

Yin Shi retorted: "Tell Ackerman about this, he prepared all the equipment and weapons."

"No, wait! It's nothing to do with me, right? That's the right thing to tell my dad! Right now I'm not Kagura's dad, so it doesn't matter to me."

The master of Xinghaifang retorted in an instant: "What do you say? I'm still from my brother's generation! What does it mean to say it for the time being?"

"What elder brother? All the hairs are gone."

"Not yet means it will be someday in the future."

"Kill you! Brat! And... they didn't retreat! They're attacking hairy people! You white hair!"

"No, where is my brother?"

At this time, I was sitting at the corner of the stairs outside, ignoring the Kagura of the people in the room, holding an umbrella and writing a reply on the cardboard on my knees.

"To Xiao Da:

Thanks to Xiao Da, I also learned a lot, although I still don't understand the difference between love and family.

Anyway, for now, it's enough to have them as my boyfriends. "

Attached is a photo of Kagura with three men pulling and a pad holder that is obviously a glasses frame but temporarily acts as a pad holder...

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"That..." Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something again, and looked at Jiang Hua, who was smoking a cigarette on his back on the iPad standing on the table next to him, "Speaking of which... Mrs. Jiang Hua's side... I don't feel the anger has subsided. ..."

"Pfft——" The owner of Xinghai Fang directly forced out a mouthful of blood and knelt down, "Then what... Jiang... Jiang Hua, the injury is a little serious this time, and I may go back a few days later..."

The implication is...I want to wait until you've calmed down before going back.

"There is no need to come back." Jiang Hua turned his head and glanced at the Xinghai Fangzhu, who was twitching on the ground.

"Can I send the divorce agreement to you in person?" Jiang Cheng hurriedly asked, "Don't worry, this bald man has already signed it."

"Don't take advantage of me! Brat!!"

Looking at the master of Xinghaifang who rushed towards Jiang Cheng, Jiang Hua on the screen said lightly: "Huh? The injury is all healed, so the reason for not coming back is..."

"No, it looks good. In fact, the internal injury is quite serious. Although it doesn't look like much from the outside, the inner injury is actually quite serious."

"Xiao Jiangcheng, please help that bald man check his injuries."

Jiang Cheng: "Understood! Hey! Bald man, cut open your stomach and let me check."

The owner of Xinghaifang: "Who is a bald bald guy called?! Do you have a stomach opening for examination?! Take me to the hospital!"

Jiang Cheng: "Success!!"

Xinghai Fangzhu: "Ah—! My hair!! You **** really started it! Didn't you say it was the abdomen?! Huh? No~ IndoMTL.com~ This is not my hair? This white white It's..."

Gintoki: "It's my hair!! You bastards!!"

Click!

"My glasses! Why implicate my glasses! You three give me enough time!!"

Looking at the chaos of the four people, Jiang Hua on the ipad screen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and then looked at them coldly.

"Mom's opinion is the most important, do you understand? Four idiots?"

"Hi!! We were wrong!" ×4

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