Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 703: : I still remember the art teacher said that color is malleable.

It’s still a hot summer, a certain bald man who can video chat with his daughter all day long because he’s jealous of his wife, is wearing a gray gown that wraps his whole body tightly, only his head is mostly exposed, Holding an umbrella and walking slowly on the streets of Kabukicho.

"Although Kagura always says she's fine, is it really okay?" The bald uncle who is different from ordinary people and always frowns is still muttering in a low voice as he walks, "Even if it's okay now The question is, if you live there for a long time, will there be any hidden dangers to your body?"

At this moment, a ruffian male voice with a hint of playfulness suddenly came from the side.

"Hey, look at that."

Hearing the sound, Xinghai Fangzhu turned his head and looked over, and saw a pair of dark-skinned punks with rough looks and non-mainstream outfits looking at him jokingly.

The boy laughed and said, "That uncle, he held an umbrella even though it wasn't raining."

"It's better for the head to get more exposure to the sun and do more photosynthesis, right?" the girl with heavy makeup raised her eyebrows and reminded jokingly.

At this time, Xinghai Fangzhu finally couldn't hold back, and directly took a step forward to grab the girl's hand.

"Hey!! What happened to you two? Your whole body is scorched!"

Ask in such a panic.

"What are you doing? Uncle!" The boy pushed Xinghai Fangzhu away and asked uncomfortably.

"Cheer up!" Xinghai Fangzhu replied with a serious expression, "I will call an ambulance for you immediately!"

Looking at the approaching Master Xinghaifang, the pair of black-skinned gangsters finally turned around and ran away in panic while calling for the police.

At this moment, Master Xinghaifang's expression became more and more dignified, just like his mood.

【This planet is really dangerous! If Kagura stays on this planet forever, one day... his whole body will be scorched! With a scorched boyfriend, there is a scorched new life in the stomach! In the end, I had no choice but to hold a scorched wedding with my stomach upright.

But within a few months, married life turns black (divorce)! Abandoned scorched single mothers have nothing to do, sit in a scorched (informal) shop with a scorched (irregular) job, and finally even their hearts become scorched (lose hope, refer to self-destruction)...]

Hingkaifangzhu, who had already thought of the charred Kagura committing suicide and left only the charred suicide note in his mind, couldn't calm down after all.

"I will never allow it!! Dad will never allow you to be scorched!!" Said, Xinghai Fangzhu ran hurriedly, "If you continue to stay in this place, everything will be burnt black! I still want to Send you somewhere else! Before everything about you is burnt..."

At this moment, a little brother suddenly yelled from the street.

"Father over there, our product is running a free trial."

The owner of Xinghaifang, who stopped in his tracks, looked over and saw the little brother in the shop on the side of the road holding a can of spray, spraying it into the air and then said: "How about it? Try it, just spray it once The top of the nozzle will become burnt black."

The next moment...

"Unforgivable!!" The master of Xinghaifang, whose head was scorched black, stared at his big bloodshot eyes, clenched his fists and shouted angrily while running: "The only thing that needs to be scorched is Dad's head! There are already enough Daddy’s hair is already enough! Should it be enough? Whether it’s living on the earth, or Daddy’s hair is enough? Say goodbye to this kind of place now!”

But as soon as the words fell, Xinghai Fangzhu suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eyes, and at the same time slowly stopped and looked towards the shade of the big tree not far from the corner.

Seeing Kagura standing with his back against a big tree and hands behind his back facing a boy of the same age who was probably only a little taller than himself, Master Xinghaifang breathed a sigh of relief.

[That is... Kagura? Great, it looks like it hasn't been roasted black yet. 】

However, before Xinghai Fangzhu could relax for a while, he suddenly found that the boy shyly took out a letter with "To Kagura" on the cover and handed it to him. To Kagura.

"Please... please accept this..." the boy said coyly.

"Huh?" Kagura took the envelope and looked at it suspiciously.

"It's okay to answer next time..." After saying this with great effort, the boy turned and left slowly.

"Hey..." Kagura raised his hand to stop him, but before the words could be spoken, the other party had already walked away.

Looking at the boy walking away, Kagura glanced down at the envelope, wondering, "What is this?"

Speaking, Kagura took out the letter from the envelope, took a look at it in his hand, and read it softly:

""To Kagura-chan, since the first time I saw you, I have cared about you very much. Although I have always played with you as a male friend, I can no longer restrain this kind of heart. Please and I'm dating. My heart has been scorched black by that hot love...""

Of course, what Kagura doesn't know is that at two intersections not far from her side at this time, there are two other people who were also charred black.

One is the bald man just now, and the other is...Jiang Cheng on the way back from buying a game just now...

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Come on! !

Ping An's "nothing" Wanshiwu was suddenly attacked by Tao Baibai's electric poles, and there were two Tao Baibai.

"I said—! What is this?! What the **** happened?!"

Hearing the noise, Xin Baji ran out quickly and shouted in panic.

Sitting on the office chair with arms folded, Yinshi had a solid telegraph pole inserted into each side of his head.

"Basang, I want you to bring me a spoon," said Yin, who was staring at Yin with dead fish eyes, without any motivation or indifference, "Since you give me such a big spoon, give me a big pudding too. Servings, no, two are required. After all, two spoons are given.”

"No, just eat that."

"As your last supper, Yinshi."

Two men (Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng) stepped into the living room at the same time.

It is worth mentioning that the expressions and movements of the two are surprisingly similar, gearing up, gnashing their teeth, and the veins on their faces are twitching.

"Jiang Chengsang! Master Xinghai Fang!" Xin Baji was surprised.

"Alara, isn't this Odo-san and Uncle?" Yinshi stood up slowly, and walked forward lazily with staring dead fish eyes, "If you want to come, please call in advance. I only prepared one more pudding, ah, one is enough."

Speaking, Yinshi stretched out his hand and patted Xinghai Fangzhu on the forehead, "Odosan brought it with him, Puqi pudding!"

(Pudding, a Japanese brand of pudding.)

The owner of Xinghaifang became unhappy in an instant, and said angrily, "Whose head is Puqi pudding!"

Yinshi complained: "Why did you get angry when you came here? Didn't you just say puttsun pudding wrong? Isn't it rude?"

(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)

"I don't want to be taught by a guy who points at someone's head and says pudding!"

"Get out of the way! TAMA pudding!" Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, pushed Xinghai Fangzhu away, grabbed Yinshi by the collar, and said through gritted teeth: "Hey, you bastard, people put the cute Your niece (future daughter) is being fostered here, how do you take care of her?"

"What is TAMA pudding?! Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about my head?!" Xinghai Fangzhu pushed Jiang Cheng away, "The words were just my lines! And the future in brackets What do you mean by daughter? What do you **** want to do?!"

"Shut up, you can't take care of the useless bald man on both ends! Hurry up and die, and give me all sister Jianghua and Kagura!"

"Hey! Say it! Finally say it! Not only your disgusting wish, but also the bald man! Brat! I will definitely kill you today!"

"Come and try it! You TAMAATAMA!"

"What does TAMAATAMA mean?! Do you want to die?! Do you really want to die?!"

"Hey, what's the matter? Did you find a place to quarrel on purpose?" Yin Shi picked his nostrils with his little finger, stared at the dead fish eyes that had no motivation, and let out the sound of canned rotten fish. complain.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the master of Xinghaifang shot at the same time, and at the same time stuck Yinshi's neck.

"Before that, you have to go to **** first! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, at the same time he couldn't control the strength of his hands.

"I said you bastard, no matter how poorly you take care of him, there should be a limit, right?" Xinghai Fangzhu gritted his teeth, he couldn't control his facial expression and hand strength at the same time.

Ignoring Ginshi, who was already rolling his eyes after being lifted into the air by the two, Shin Hachi suddenly got something and asked aloud, "Did something happen to Kagura-chan?"

"I'm back~"

While shouting, Kagura also walked into the living room, and after seeing Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng, he smiled and waved: "Ah! Daddy! Uncle! You two are here! It's been a long time I don't see~"

"God, Kagura..." Because of Kagura's arrival, the master of Hoshikaibo, who let go of Gintoki, had a panicked expression on his face.

Similarly, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face also showed a bit of panic.

Kagura said a little happily: "It happens to be Aru, I have good news to tell everyone Aru."

"Don't! I don't want to hear it!" Xinghai Fangzhu covered his ears and closed his eyes and couldn't bear it~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura, hey...wait...hey...don't...you..." Jiang Cheng trembled with his hands, his pupils trembled, and his face It's full of rejections.

"I got a boyfriend, Aru." Kagura compared the scissorhands, smiling innocently.

On the other hand, the personalities of Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu have been completely ruined by these words.

[Wait... wait! 】Xinghai Fangzhu stared at the eyeballs that were about to pop out, opened his mouth wide, and thought to himself with fear and sweat dripping from his face, 【I didn’t receive a love letter but handed it to my boyfriend directly...】

[Boyfriend... huh? Boy friend? what is that? what is that? What is a boyfriend? How do you write the words "boyfriend"? Why? Why? Why? 】

Jiang Cheng's head was completely messed up, and he froze in place.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?" Kagura said in distress like a girl, and at the same time walked slowly towards the attic stairs beside her...

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