Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 693: : Atmosphere is also an additive!

"I see, it's fine if they are side by side." Hilun smiled a little embarrassedly, "Sorry, this is the first time I have visited this kind of festival, so I don't know anything except wearing a yukata."

"Really," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in displeasure, and then shook his hands, "Well, forget it, even if you don't have common sense about this kind of thing, you can just see how others do it. It's just a stroll It’s just a festival, how can there be so many rules? It’s fine as shopping.”

"Look at what other people do..." Ri Lun propped his chin and murmured, then pointed to a young couple holding hands at the temple fair and asked Xiang Jiang Cheng: "Does that mean we should also hold hands like them? ?”

"Huh? What stupid things are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then showed a bit of impatience, and then said: "That's the kind of boring thing that young couples who have just been together for a long time will do. Hold hands and go to a temple fair or something, eat apple candy or something together, say something about me and me, and finally... eat a real apple or something in the hotel.

In the end, it's only this time. After tasting the real apple, it will never be possible to go to the temple fair together like today. have you heard of it? Eighty percent of couples who have visited a temple fair together will break up. "

"Uncle, do you believe it if I kill you?" The young couple stopped just now, and the boy looked at Jiang Cheng, gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly.

"Who is the uncle! Brat!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in an instant, and shouted with blank eyes: "By the way, you bastard, didn't you plan to do that? Aren't you planning to eat real apples?!"

"Hey!!" The boy with a blushing face and white eyes argued loudly, "No——! This is just picked up! I threw it away as trash! Absolutely not The idea of ​​wanting to eat Yoko's real apple or something!"

"Hey—is that so?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then kicked the trash can in front of the boy, "There is a trash can here, you can throw it away, come and come. "

"This stinky uncle..." The boy gritted his teeth with a heartbroken face, then reached out tremblingly and took out the hotel coupon that was exposed at the corner.

"Hurry up, your girlfriend is still watching you." Jiang Cheng said deliberately, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Looking at the surprised girlfriend who was covering her mouth, the boy finally bit the bullet and put the hotel coupon tremblingly into the trash can.

[The plan was made two months in advance...] The boy couldn't bear to say, [It was ruined by such a stinky uncle! I... booked a high-end hotel! How can it be repaired! ! 】

"Bye, have fun~" Jiang Cheng smiled and waved goodbye to the two.

The boy was so angry that he trembled, but he could only pretend to smile calmly.

"Hey, you should stop in moderation." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What?" Jiang Cheng looked disapproving, "I just helped to save the purity of an ignorant girl, and I just guarded the most important apple of an ignorant girl. It is clearly a good person and a good deed."

"No, I think you're just meddling in your own business." Yue Yong replied silently, then pointed to the young couple in the distance, "Look."

Following the direction Yue Yong pointed at, Jiang Cheng realized that the girl in the couple had found a reason to get away, and then walked straight in his direction.

"Ah, ah, ah, it seems that going out to visit the temple fair today is not fruitless~" Jiang Cheng shook his head, and said with some emotion, "I'm sorry, the sun wheel, the moon, I just eat a little bit today. Have some sweets, it's really a windfall."

Hearing the sound, the disdain in Yue Yong's eyes was almost substantive.

Jiang Cheng naturally raised his hand, waved it, and said to the girl who was walking towards him, "Don't worry, I'm different from that boyfriend, the hotel has more than one coupon .”

"Is this it?" Yue Yong complained contemptuously.

At this moment, the girl came to Jiang Cheng and stopped, showing a smile on her face, and then...

Bending down from the trash can, he picked up the hotel voucher that the boy just threw away.

"What's the matter? Uncle? Bah!" The girl frowned and complained and spat aside, then turned around and changed her expression instantly, smiling and trotting towards the boy.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was alone in the wind with a stiff expression and a smile on his face, Yue Yong lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, and said lightly, "Did you see it? Uncle?"

At this moment, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath.

"Who is the uncle! Smelly woman!"

…

"Festivals and so on... really shouldn't be underestimated." Sun Lun muttered with his chin propped up.

"Right? Carnivorous women are always staring at the fragrance of boys like me..."

The Kunai in Yueyong's hand did not give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his sentence.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who fell straight on the ground with blood spraying from the back of his head, Yue Yong said lightly: "Don't worry, no one will be interested in the banana between your buttocks."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised his head tremblingly and looked at Yue Yong, and replied: "Yueyue, your durian is very safe in the festival."

"Who is durian! You bastard!" Yue Yongbai cursed angrily with blue veins in his eyes.

"Then, you don't have to worry about it," Jiang Cheng got up, shaking his head lightly and showing an unusually pitiful look, "although there is a moment when "bananas that are about to rot are the most delicious" ", but because there is a possibility of diarrhea after eating, you are also safe. "

"One piece of fried noodles just now~" Rilun smiled and threw the fried noodles just received from the store directly on Jiang Cheng's face.

"It's hot! No, it stinks!" Jiang Cheng yelled instantly, "Hey! Enough is enough! I hate seafood! It stinks! I can't stand my nose! Nausea! I'll have nightmares at night I will definitely dream of the same level of nightmare as being force-fed bananas that are about to rot!"

"Hey, add another serving of fried noodles~"

…

"Hey...Is there something wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked with squinted eyes.

"Huh? Is there?" Sun Lun, sitting on Jiang Cheng's left shoulder, said with a smile, "Didn't it be fine to be side by side before? Right? Yueyue."

Speaking, Rilun looked at Yue Yong who was sitting on Jiang Cheng's right shoulder and hadn't recovered yet.

"You...you..." Yue Yong blushed again, her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent coils and kept spinning, and there was faint smoke rising from her head, "Don't touch me with your shoulder Your ass!!"

"It's the opposite! It's the opposite!" Jiang Cheng complained with blank eyes in an instant, "It's you who didn't touch my shoulder with your butt! By the way, you jumped up again! What am I Didn't do it either!"

"Okay, okay." Rilun, who didn't know when he got off Jiang Cheng, sighed softly while sitting in a wheelchair with some tea he got from somewhere.

"What a big guy!" Jiang Chengbai, who was strangled by Yueyong, shouted, "I'm dying here! I can't breathe! How did you get down here? It feels more flexible than normal people!"

For some reason, Yue Yong changed his posture at this moment, and was riding on Jiang Cheng's neck, pinching Jiang Cheng's neck tightly.

"Hey, enough is enough for me!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, "I told you that you jumped up by yourself! By the way... don't pull your hair! Ponytail... no ! Absolutely not!”

At this moment, Yue Yong, who was pinching Jiang Cheng's neck with one hand and pulling Jiang Cheng's hair with the other, was stunned for a moment when his eyes met.

Afterwards, "cooking smoke" slowly rose from Yue Yong's head again.

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose head was smashed into the fried noodle iron plate, his legs in the air were still twitching from time to time, Yue Yong blushed and spat lightly.

"Disgusting man."

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng, who had fried noodles on his head, retorted instantly with white eyes and blue veins, "Who is a disgusting man! Did I do something disgusting?! You are the one who is disgusting! Wearing a bathrobe Not even underwear..."

Bang! Boom! Clang! Puchi! thump!

After such an onomatopoeic effect, a translucent shadow slowly emerged from the fallen Jiang Cheng and slowly rose into the air.

"Ala, Yueyue..." Rilun covered his mouth and said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be so bold..."

"It's all from you, Rilun!" Yue Yong argued loudly with a red face, "It's from Rilun, you said that you should wear a proper bathrobe on this occasion! I just listened to what you said!"

(Yukata: Under normal circumstances, you don’t need to wear underwear under the yukata.)

"No, I'm serious..." Rilun explained with a smile, "Just don't wear those slits, otherwise you will end up wearing a yukata instead of a cheongsam."

"Then make it clearer!"

"I thought Yueyue would understand..."

"Enough! I'll go back and change!" Saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left angrily with a blushing face.

Jiang Cheng, who had returned from King of the Realm, patted the dust on his body and sat up, looking at Yue Yong who was going away thoughtfully.

"Jiang Chengsang, actually Yueyue is similar to me," Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled, while stretching out his hand to turn his wheelchair and slowly walked forward. I’ve had this kind of temple fair.”

"Really?" Jiang Cheng said casually, and at the same time slowly followed the side of the sun, "Didn't you also come to the festival together before?"

"But that time, for some reason, it seemed that I only watched a half-assed robot performance or something?" Rilun smiled and replied, "I have no experience with other temple fair projects, right?"

"Is it enough to enjoy some things and enjoy the atmosphere?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently, with a look of disapproval, "Anyway, all temple fairs are the same, catch a goldfish or something, eat a mixed roast or something, Chow mein, takoyaki... Finally, watching a firework show or something is just putting together some very common things."

"Maybe so," Rilun smiled, and then raised his head to look at the fireworks blooming in the sky, "But didn't Jiang Chengsang also say that? The atmosphere is always different. It's different from usual The takoyaki bought on the street is different, but the takoyaki at the temple fair has a special taste."

"Rilun, I..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng once again showed a very serious expression, "I won't give you my Bana..."

"Freshly baked assorted yaki~!" Rilun smiled and smashed the just received assorted yakiniku onto Jiang Cheng's face to stop Jiang Cheng's hooligan remarks.

"Bajibababaji..." Jiang Cheng, who caught the assorted burnt food with his mouth, chewed it in big mouthfuls, and then swallowed it in one breath.

"I don't usually have a taste..." Jiang Cheng murmured, and then stopped in front of a stall selling all kinds of masks.

…

After changing clothes, or filling two sets of clothes, Yue Yong returned to the temple fair again. It is worth mentioning that the crimson color on Yue Yong's face did not completely recede.

Yue Yong, who didn't find the figures of Rilun and Jiang Cheng among the people coming and going, frowned slightly, then turned around and went to another place to search.

But at this moment, a man (Jiang Cheng) wearing a raccoon mask stood in front of Yue Yong.

"Durian... no, no, Miss," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Going to the temple fair alone? If you don't mind, do you want to go together?"

Looking at the man in front of her, Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then slightly turned her face away, and responded in a low voice: "Mmm... yes... yes."

…

At this time, although the situation is different, the orangutan wearing a cockroach mask like Jiang Cheng is happily following A Miao.

【...Whether he is a cockroach or something, I recognize it! 】

But at this moment, the voice of a rotten canned fish stopped Ah Miao and the man in the cockroach mask.

"Guest, do you want to come and play?" Natural Juan sitting in front of a certain table greeted, but immediately reacted, "Ah, huh? Who am I, it turned out to be Ah Wonderful."

"Yin Sang..." A Miao, who stopped walking, looked at Yin Shi who was sitting at the table, and let out a surprise.

【Why is this guy here! ] Kondo was startled.

"What are you doing here?" A Miao asked.

"Yeah, we also want to take advantage of the celebration to make some money." Yinshi said while shaking his fan, "What are you doing, did you grow a cockroach?"

"You, you are too rude!" Kondo dissatisfied, and then pointed to himself with his thumb, "I am not a cockroach! I am a masked cockroach rider!"

Looking at Kondo posing in the Showa old gangster pose, Gintoki continued casually, "Isn't that the cockroach's captain? Isn't that just a cockroach?"

"No! It's the captain of the cockroach!"

"So it's just a cockroach?"

"This is really rude~IndoMTL.com~Yin Sang." A Miao frowned and said, "He is helping me find the lost Kagura-chan, he is a very kind cockroach Already."

"In the end, he was still a cockroach." Gintoki replied casually, and then continued, staring at dead fish eyes, "For Kagura, I just picked up Shin Hachi's wallet and was being chased all over the street by him. It is estimated that he will be caught sooner or later."

A Miao smiled instantly, put her hands together and said, "That's great, then I can see her by waiting here."

Speaking, A Miao looked at Kondo at the side, and thanked with a smile: "Captain Cockroach, thanks to your help, it has been solved."

At this time, Kondo, who was lying on the huge sticky board he didn't know where he got it, said bitterly: "It's careless!! I didn't expect that there would be cockroach stickers in this kind of place!"

Looking at Kondo struggling on the sticky board, A Miao hurriedly shouted: "Captain Cockroach——!"

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