Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 689: : Proud to be included in a textbook!

Looking at the figurine of Sister Weather, which was smashed into several pieces, Yin Shi blinked and said tentatively, "That... what is that?"

"Trash?" Jiang Cheng replied casually.

Xiaoyu shook her head: "No, it seems to be the figure of the anchor Yuye."

"Ah... so, this boss is a bit of a jerk, but his interest is not bad." Gintoki forced the corners of his mouth.

"What kind of interest is it?" Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression, pouted and continued, "It's obviously a very strange interest, right?"

"And what do you know about Yuno's anchor!" Ginto shouted angrily.

"No, Oupai is too small, with the same face, personality...very bad, and it's still a second-hand product." Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course, "No matter how you look at this kind of woman, you are an idiot. "

"Lord Jiang Cheng, please don't forget that Lord Yinshi is an idiot." Xiaoyu answered in a timely manner.

Jiang Cheng smiled and apologized: "Sorry, Yin Shi, I almost forgot this precondition. I apologize to you."

"I killed the two of you, believe it or not?!" Yin Shi directly frowned, roared with white eyes, and then said to Xiaoyu: "Enough is enough, just continue as you were just now! Hurry up!"

"Okay." Xiaoyu nodded, then shouted to the window in front of her, "Is the next one there?"

"That..." A girl dressed in some kind of women's religious dress sat down in front of the window and spoke directly and slowly: "Actually, I married the earth from a distant universe, but my husband is an asshole. Little bitch, he doesn't work well, and he doesn't have any source of income at home. He's stingy, suspicious, smells like feet, and smells like shit."

"Hey," Yin Shi pulled Jiang Cheng aside and asked in a low voice, "Isn't this the **** boss just now? Definitely the **** boss, right?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then replied: "No no no, Yinshi, that one was the **** boss just now, and this one is the **** bitch, it's different."

"As a result, I was really angry last time and scribbled on his face while he was asleep," the female believer continued, "and the mop suddenly flew over."

"This is the mop just now, right?" Yin Shi pointed at the small window and said to Jiang Cheng, "As expected, that **** boss just now was a bastard, right?"

"Calm down, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng comforted, "You must know that anyone's house may have a mop that suddenly flew over, and my family also has a kunai that often fly over suddenly, basically it's the same. ."

"It's the same size as you! It's only your home that has such a thing as a kunai that suddenly flew over!"

The female believer continued: "As a result, after I broke the mop, half of the pole was inserted into the figure, and the other half was inserted into the bastard."

Yin Shi asked Xiang Jiangcheng in a low voice: "Hey? Are you all right? Is it okay to smash him?"

"But he didn't find it, he was sleeping all the time, so he let him go."

"No, this shouldn't be eternal sleep, right?" Yin Shi pointed at the window and continued to Jiang Cheng.

"Calm down, at this time..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and closed his eyes, "Amen."

Yin Shi said: "Although it is suitable for this kind of time, is there something wrong with it?"

"Lord Mechanicus, can my sins be forgiven?" the female believer asked with folded hands.

Xiaoyu turned around and asked, "Is this a murder?"

"No, it's not!" Yinshi narrowed his eyes slightly and replied with a serious expression: "This is just kicking the Baba on the ground to the side of the road, so that the streets of Edo can be a little cleaner and tidy. ."

The understanding Xiaoyu once again closed her eyes and folded her hands: "God is very happy, and will bless you."

"Really?" There was a hint of joy in the female believer's voice, "He's still stuck in a mop, is that okay?"

"It's alright, it's alright, just let it stick, this is what he is carrying..." Yin Shi raised his eyebrows and said indifferently, but the next moment he suddenly noticed the half of his crotch. Mop, his expression suddenly solidified, "...Cross."

"Ah, that's great, Amen." Saying that, the female believer left her seat and left the confessional with a relaxed and happy mood.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, looked at Yin Shi with a dark face and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Ah? What?" Yin Shi, who had secretly pulled out the mop and hid it behind him, asked in cold sweat, "It's okay, I'm totally fine."

"Hey? Are chrysanthemums all right?" Jiang Cheng then asked.

"It's okay! It's very smooth this morning! Hemorrhoids and constipation don't exist at all!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng had a puzzled look on his face, and then pointed his finger behind Yin Shi, "But is it really okay to have a mop in there?"

"Huh? Mop!" Gintoki was startled.

"Master Yinshi," Xiaoyu said at this time, "When I saw you today, I found that it was inserted. I was still thinking about whether I should complain, because it has been inserted deeply."

"Hey? Is that so?" Yin Shi asked with dodging eyes, cold sweat pouring down his face.

"But because Jiang Cheng, who also found out, didn't complain, so I didn't complain either."

"Mmmm." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Ahaha, shouldn't this be what you're talking about?" Yin Shi took out the half of the mop hidden behind him with a haha, and explained with a smile, "This is the other, not inserted in it. Yes, it came out of the chrysanthemum."

Saying that, Gintoki touched the back of his head again and started hitting haha: "Yesterday I accidentally ate it as fried noodles, ahahaha..."

"So that's the case." Xiaoyu nodded in understanding.

"Yes! Don't misunderstand the two of you!" Yin Shi nodded quickly, and then reminded very solemnly: "I said you two, this is not the mop that appeared in the confession just now. It doesn't matter at all!"

"Of course I know that kind of thing." Xiaoyu replied.

"Why are you panicking?" Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes with disdain.

"It's up to you! No Road Race!" Yin Shi shouted with white eyes, and then comforted himself in his heart: [Yes, it doesn't matter! Everyone loves Yukino anchors! The same goes for the mop, everyone will accidentally insert it into the chrysanthemum once or twice! There must be times when this idiot will be inserted into such a place by Kunai!

So it is absolutely impossible to be the two of them. Although the chin does give people a feeling of deja vu, human chins are similar except for Inoki! It's fine! My host Yuno is sure to be safe and sound! My chrysanthemum is definitely safe and sound! I think too much! Definitely think more! ]

Just after comforting herself in her heart, Ginto suddenly heard Kagura's voice coming from the alley behind her.

"Hey? Haven't found my uncle, Alu? Yueyue?"

Kagura, who had just taken off the believer's clothes in his hand, asked Tsukiyong, who had just met him.

"Ah," Yueyong nodded lightly in response, and then replied lightly, "But...the permission to shoot has just been obtained in the confessional, and it is allowed to shoot directly when you see it."

[Guo...is it really you? ! Moon Moon--! ! 】Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and thought to himself, 【What is a shooting permit? What the **** are you doing here in the confessional! ]

"Hello." Yin Shi patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes and threw Jiang Cheng out with all his strength.

"You bastard!" Jiang Cheng in the air scolded angrily, and then... it was gone.

Listening to the swooshing sound of Kuwu breaking the air and Jiang Cheng's screams and the last rustling sound that was suspected to be dragging a corpse, Yin Shi folded his hands and meditated a sentence...

"Amen."

[Very good, this way, it won't matter if you divide it up. Well, forget what happened just now, change your mood and continue to make money is the right way! So many guests have come in such a short time, it is really easy to earn so much, hee hee, lucky luck! ]

Before she was finished, Yin Shi suddenly found the hairy chin of the next guest... It was a little too familiar...

…

The next day, in the morning.

Yoshihara.

Pumbaa! !

"I told you, why did you smash all my games!" Jiang Cheng, who was on the dining table, smashed the dining table heavily, and shouted angrily, "Give me a little more! Smelly woman! Those Forget the old one that I'm tired of playing, I've only played the first chapter of the new one! Have you ever thought about the game?!"

"Are you still in the mood for the game?" Harita on the side twitched and complained.

"Don't underestimate the game too much! Stupid brat!" Jiang Cheng spit out, then folded his arms, closed his eyes and snorted softly, "Then it's easier to use women as a metaphor for games, Yesterday's game is like a woman, so just playing the first chapter is equivalent to just finishing the foreplay, and then it's the main topic! The fun is all in the back! But that's what you say, you do A kid won't understand."

Sun wheel squinted and smiled and said, "In other words, each game is a completely different woman."

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued on his own: "You must know that the GC of each game is different, and the requirements for achieving the GC plot are also different. The GC plot is in the game. The time is also different, and this is similar to that of a woman.”

Sun Wheel smiled and praised: "You're really a scumbag who looks like your face, Jiang Cheng-sang. According to your words, you can just throw away the games (women) that you're tired of playing?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then waved his hand, "No, I usually take the games that I'm tired of playing to the second-hand store for recycling."

Haruta twitched the corners of her mouth and said, "I always feel...it's very pitiful. I'm tired of playing and I have to be sold to Yoshihara or something."

"Yoshihara? What are you talking about? Is Yoshihara a store that recycles second-hand games?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, but he suddenly came to his senses, and with a flash of inspiration he raised an index finger and said, "Oh! That's right! It turns out that both Sun Lun and Yueyue feel that they are second-hand..."

Whoosh!

Pfft!

呲——

Looking at Jiang Cheng lying on the table still spraying blood, several black lines slowly appeared on Harita's forehead, but before she could complain, she was suddenly attracted by a piece of news on the TV.

"Please look at today's headlines. His Highness Shigeru Tokugawa, the Great General of the Expeditionary Army, disappeared yesterday and his whereabouts are unknown. There has been a private visit of His Royal Highness Shigeru in private before. He still denies any involvement in the case. He insists that it was all committed by the suspect, Gintoki Sakata, who was detained for obstructing the execution of his official duties."

"Oh! Yinsang he... Yinsang he actually killed the general!" Qingtai exclaimed, eyes full of little stars, then pointed at the TV and said, "Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng, hurry up! Look! That Yin Sang has done such a big thing! It's amazing! It's completely different from a certain nit!"

"That's right," said Hiron with narrowed eyes and a smile. "Men will grow up, but I didn't expect Yin Sang to grow to such a level. It really surprised me." /

Yueyong nodded silently: "Indeed, it's completely different from a certain Nit who is almost seven hundred chapters and has no growth."

"Hey, can this really be called growth?" The resurrected Jiang Cheng complained silently, "Is there something wrong?"

"Of course, it's such a big thing after all." Qingta nodded and said, and then showed a bit of emotion, "Yahahahah, it seems that you will be able to see silver in textbooks soon. Sang's name. I'm really envious."

"Hey, is this kind of thing really enviable?" Jiang Cheng complained again, "Is it really enviable because this kind of thing is written into a textbook? Is your head okay? Is it really okay? Harita Sir?"

"No matter what the reason is, it's amazing to write it in a textbook." Qingta pouted and replied ~IndoMTL.com~ On the other hand, Jiang Chengsang, you have nothing worth writing in a textbook at all. Not worth mentioning guy! "

"No comparison, no comparison." Yue Yong shook his head and sighed softly.

"Hello!" Jiang Cheng reminded.

Sun Wheel said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang, don't be discouraged. There is no comparison between people, so please don't take it to heart. Hey~"

Jiang Cheng replied silently: "No, although you are indeed comforting me, but what you said really made me a little uncomfortable. And why do you sigh at the end? Why do you sigh?"

"Enough is enough, Jiang Cheng-sang, nit... just nit."

Jiang Cheng directly frowned: "Why are you looking at me with those eyes full of pity! Did you do it on purpose? You definitely did it on purpose?! You bastards!!"

"Sun wheel, stop talking." Yueyong glanced at the sun wheel and said aloud.

"Hey! You guys give me a bit of time to stop ah ah ah!!!"

…

Morning.

Jiang Cheng, who was carrying the game he just bought, was walking slowly on his way back to Yoshihara.

However, when I walked to a certain river bank, I suddenly saw a group of strange guys lying on the bank here...

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