Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 683: : Look at the problem from the point to the face!
"Three people?!" Jiang Cheng was startled, then thought for a moment and then shook his head with a dignified expression: "No, it's impossible, I just took all the circumstances into consideration."
Zongwu chuckled and replied: "It seems that even the boss ignores some things, but it's amazing that an ordinary person like the boss can analyze this level."
Speaking, Zongwu put one hand in his pocket, the other hand picked up the exercise set on the table again, and his expression gradually became serious.
"Because the police's job is to have an unusual sense of smell and a discerning observation of the case, so I can find what the boss has overlooked here."
Gudu... Harita swallowed again, "No... as expected of a police officer, so what is it?"
"Here," Zongwu pointed to this question on the exercise set. "Xiaomei's parents..."
"No, that doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Cheng shrugged, "That's just a precondition for Xiaomei to transfer to another school, right?"
"Is it really that simple?" Sogou glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, "The policeman's intuition tells me..."Because of my parents' work, I have to move and transfer schools" There is a deep case behind the sentence... …”
Jiang Cheng raised his hand and squinted Doudou's eyes and replied, "No, Mr. Zongwu, this is just an ordinary elementary school student's question."
"Boss, you've overlooked another fact." Sogou chuckled again, and then pointed at Harita who was beside him: "Isn't it the job of elementary school students to solve secret room cases that are tricky even for the police?!"
"There is only one truth..." Harita, who was in the COS Conan-kun, blurted out subconsciously, but she suddenly reacted, tore off her COS costume, and shouted loudly: "No way! Why suddenly What kind of case has it become! It's just an ordinary exercise! In other words, there are no victims at all!"
Zongwu shook his head and replied, "No, maybe it has been hidden in the trunk by the murderer... Xiaomei's father."
"Is it my father?!" Qingtai was not feeling well, "Hey! Wait a minute! They all said that they were moving because of work!"
Jiang Cheng, who ignored Qingta, nodded with his chin up and analyzed himself: "So that's the case, the statement that I want to move because of work is just a pretense, the real reason is to cover up the murder of my father. Facts..."
"Don't ignore me!!"
Sogou, who also ignored Harita, chuckled: "It seems that I finally understand, boss. That's right, Dad's body is now hidden in the trunk."
"I told you not to ignore me!!"
"Then... the murderer," said Jiang Cheng, looking at Zong Wu, "is that the mother?"
"Why do you naturally follow the topic that Dad is dead!"
"No, it's not," Zongwu shook his head. "It's a pity that the murderer is not my mother. Although there is a bit of a relationship, the real murderer is someone else."
"Impossible!" Jiang Cheng retorted with a serious expression, "Except for a mother whose relationship with her husband is not really good, she just pretended to be affectionate in front of the neighbors, and even suspected that her husband was cheating every day. Someone else!"
"Why are you so specific!!" Qingta collapsed and complained.
"Boss, you have ignored another person." Zongwu replied indifferently, "Although the explanation is exactly as you said, but... there is one more important person that you have ignored."
"Who?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked again.
"The one who spread the news that "Xiaomei's parents are about to move due to work". "
"Hey? Is there any? Is there really such a person?" Harita asked, "Didn't they say such things themselves?"
"Really, I even ignored this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng shook his head slightly helplessly, and then explained to himself: "The mother who suspected her husband was cheating but couldn't find any evidence, Every day I can only go to the bar to drink while my husband is not alone, and I met that person in the bar..."
"Hey? Is it such a development? Is there such a development? By the way, why do you even know this kind of thing?"
"That's right, the person I met at the bar." Sogou nodded, "After playing with that person twice, my mother gradually fell into it."
Qingta twitched the corners of her mouth and complained: "Xiaomei's family situation...is it too complicated?"
Jiang Cheng and Zongwu said at the same time: "Yes, that lover is the owner of the hotel bartender!"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu, who were stunned at the same time, were surprised at the same time.
Jiang Cheng frowned and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Zongwu, no matter how you look at it, you can't be a bartender, right? How can a young man with yellow hair who is full of holes in his ruffian's arrogance let him Mom got caught in it? Three minutes at most."
"The hotel owner is the most impossible, right?" Zongwu retorted, "How could a rich person like that old woman with a sagging figure? Even if the charm is still there, at most Just playing with her, right? I will definitely ignore her within three days, and I will definitely mix with the previous GK again! How can I kill my father just to stay with my mother?"
"That...how many people are there?" Qing Tai asked weakly.
"No, that frivolous bartender is absolutely impossible!" Jiang Cheng, who ignored Qingta, retorted, "That kind of guy can't take on the responsibility of a family! In the end, he's just young. Sheng's brain is just hot! When the brain is hot, he supports Xiaomei's mother to go to that kind of place! He will never give up his job for that kind of woman or even kill his father to monopolize that kind of woman!"
Zongwu clenched his fists and argued with reason: "Although it's like that on the surface, the bartender doesn't like that job in his heart! He has to face all kinds of bad drunk customers every day, and even I often say bad things to him! In such a situation, I met a very ordinary wife who talks about her troubles.
The kind-hearted wife even noticed the inner distress of the seemingly frivolous bartender in front of her, and took the initiative to invite him, "If you don't dislike it, you can also tell me if you have any distress. After all... I also I've told you so much..." And he said that!
Can you understand? ! The bartender's mood at that time! Can you understand the mood of the bartender who was comforted and said, "It's okay... I'm satisfied." Even if it was only for three minutes? ! The mood of the bartender who is deeply attracted by the gentle wife... Do you understand? ! "
Qingta twitched half of her face and complained with black lines all over her head: "I always feel that the development of the plot is getting more and more complicated and confusing, and it has nothing to do with this question."
"Of course I understand, but don't forget one thing, Master Wu." Jiang Cheng replied in a flat tone, "That bartender...but the hotel owner's son! Although it's not up to par, but Still his son!"
"Where did this come from!!" Harita collapsed and complained.
Jiang Cheng continued with a serious expression: "That lady... all this is just acting! The frivolous young bartender who looks like a hooligan who was hollowed out by the color of alcohol early, if not because of him If it's the boss's son, do you think the wife will look at him?!"
"Hey-!! Is that so?!"
"Gan!!" Zongwu knocked on the table heavily, with a look of unbearable expression on his face: "That hateful woman! How... even playing with the bartender's feelings like this! How can it be repaired!"
"Why do you believe it!!" Harita complained again, "I can't understand it at all!"
Jiang Cheng sighed softly: "Actually, the wife's real goal has always been the boss, but after realizing that the boss is not easy to approach, she chose a simpler goal. Love? A man who gets along day and night for his wife and children What qualifications does a woman have to talk about that kind of thing with her husband who works late into the night every day?"
Haruta asked with a blank face: "Hey, are you serious? Are you two really serious from just now? The words have nothing to do with the problem, right? Where's Haruko? Wang Jun What?"
"I don't know." Jiang Cheng and Zongwu replied at the same time, squinting their eyes.
"I don't know what it means! What have you been discussing since just now!" Harita directly frowned.
"But then again, the case should be closed, right?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zong Wu and said, "Mom is actually the mastermind."
"Ah, that's ok." Zongwu nodded.
"Why!!" Harita said frantically.
"Because... it's too troublesome." The two replied at the same time.
Shita:...
"Then..." Said, Zongwu picked up the pen and crossed out the three words Jiang Cheng had just written that he didn't know, and re-written: "Call the police immediately, and then mother is the murderer."
"Well, this should be fine." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but just after he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the voice of Yin Shi from the side.
"Wait a minute," Yin Shi, who was standing at the door, flicked the booger off his little finger, then walked over slowly, pouted the corners of his mouth and continued with some disdain: "It's too much to close the case. Come on, closing the case without an autopsy is not what ordinary police do."
"Huh?" Zongwu stood up, "Is there any new clues on the corpse?"
"Of course," Yin Shi naturally took the test set from Zongwu's hand, and replied with a dead fish's eyes that had no motivation: "Because... Dad didn't die at all!"
"What?!" Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu widened their eyes at the same time, showing a very surprised expression.
"So how did you see it!" Qingta held her head and complained frantically, "By the way, Brother Jiang Cheng, do you have such a surprised expression?!"
"It's true that I have to move because of work." Gintoki continued, "As for Dad's body in the trunk...it's just sleeping."
"Why...why do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked Xiang Yinshi with a solemn expression, and drops of cold sweat kept coming out of his face.
"Why? Is there any need to say that?" Yin Shi replied as a matter of course, "Of course it was because the company held a farewell party for Dad the day before, and the two of you even ignored this kind of thing, really the ~”
"How can it be repaired!" Zongwu clenched his fists with a look of unbearable expression on his face.
"Indeed, we're going to move soon, so... the day before yesterday must have been a farewell party." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed slowly.
Yin Shi went on to say: "Then, because of that, my father drank until the wee hours of the morning. The father who came home drunk only remembered that he forgot to bring his keys when he went out in the morning, and was worried about disturbing his wife and family. For the rest of my daughter, I finally decided to sleep in... a car that is already mostly furnished..."
"Accidentally a good father and a good husband." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed.
Yin Shi went on to say: "Also, my mother already knew that her husband was not cheating, and the reason for going to the bar was just to find a part-time job to share some of the pressure of life for her husband."
"I didn't expect... it would be like this..." Zongwu murmured, and then shook his head helplessly, "Really, I am completely defeated, I am a policeman..."
"How many years do you think I've been in the Master's House?" Gintoki put down the test set and sat down at the table, "I don't know how many commissions like this have been received, but I can tell at a glance."
After that, Yinshi erased what Sou Wu had just written, and wrote: "Xiaomei, you must live happily with your parents! Come on! I will always remember what I saw when I climbed the tree that day. Your little panties! The cat is very cute!"
"You said it too early, didn't you?" Shi Shi, who didn't know why or when he arrived, took a light puff of cigarette, and then curled the corners of his mouth in annoyance, "Really, I didn't expect to find someone The guy who left without permission on patrol ended up here."
"What do you mean?" Yin Shi asked.
"Have you checked the underside of the car?" Fourteen asked casually, "Being a police officer, you can't let go of any details. The corpses of the bar owner and bartender under the car...what's going on?"
"I really don't understand more and more..." Qingta said silently.
"Why is this couple in such a hurry to move? Aren't you curious? And the pile of cash in the trunk~IndoMTL.com~ Aren't you curious?" Fourteen came up to the table Sitting down, he took the test set and placed it in front of him, "I didn't stay in the car because I was drunk and afraid of disturbing my family, but because I was afraid of losing what I had already obtained. "
"Difficult, don't tell me...!!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something. "Everything...is it acting?! From suspecting her husband cheating to getting drunk at a bar...Is it all two people acting?!"
"Ah, that's right." Fourteen crossed out what Yinshi had written, and murmured, "This couple has been targeting the bar owner's property from the very beginning, and they also have a grudge from many years ago. Yes, but it's too troublesome, so I won't make it up... let's not talk about it. And this couple used to be a pair of unscrupulous thieves. In fact, the police have already noticed them, but they didn't dare to make a rash move without evidence. As a result... wait for them It was only after I made a real shot that I realized it was true."
I don't know when the new Ba Hao pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "No, Hijikata-san, your conclusion is too early, right?"
"What do you mean?" Fourteen asked, looking back.