Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 673: : Choosing to be confused is also a sign of not being confused!

At this time, Jiang Zi and Yuexiong were walking slowly on their way back to Yoshihara.

"Really," Jiang Zi (Jiang Cheng♀) rubbed the back of his head while muttering constantly, "What are you doing? She's a weak girl now, to do this to a girl. Disgraceful thing, cut it!"

Yuexiong, who followed Jiang Zi, said disdainfully, "What kind of girl? Even if you look like this, I don't feel that you are a little bit like a girl."

"Really?" Jiang Zi murmured with his chin up and his brows dignified, "Is it really still a problem with the European faction? Indeed, there is no such thing as running up and down, so it really can't be called a woman.""Really?" /

"That's not what I said!" Yuexiong shouted, "Is that how you treat women?!"

"Or else?" Jiang Zi turned his head and blinked his pure big eyes like glass beads to look at Yuexiong.

Seeing Jiang Zi's appearance, Yuexiong said silently: "Ah...that's right, you **** is a very pure scum, and...as always."

"You said that such a cute girl is a scum, are you a real scum? And... as always." Jiang Zi pouted angrily.

"I'm sorry." Yuexiong suddenly apologized.

"Huh?" Jiang Zi was stunned for a moment, then stopped to look back at Xiang Yuexiong and said, "Hey, what did you say out of nowhere?"

Yuexiong stopped, took a sip of the pipe and slowly exhaled, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I seem to be too excited today. Obviously I haven't done anything, but I feel like I can do anything. to."

After listening, Jiang Zi hummed softly, then turned around and took the lead.

"Sa, go back. And... the person you should apologize is not me, right?" Jiang Zi waved his hand and replied in a flat tone.

Looking at Jiang Zi's little back, for some unknown reason, Yuexiong suddenly had the illusion of seeing Jiang Cheng's original back, and after a long pause, he shook his head with a chuckle.

"What I'm saying is, I should apologize to myself who was betrayed by myself. This idiot, whether it's a man or a woman, really doesn't make any difference. He's an idiot as always."

After Yuexiong whispered to himself, he slowly started to catch up with Jiang Zi.

[Sure enough, this is the most reassuring feeling... the feeling of following behind this idiot. 】 Yuexiong thought so in his heart.

"Hey, hey, staring at a girl like this will be regarded as a pervert." Jiang Zi shrugged his shoulders and said without turning his head.

"No...I'm just thinking," Yuexiong murmured, "what do you think of the Western-style skirt?"

"I really killed you, stinky woman." After saying this indifferently, Jiang Zi waved his hand again, "You hurry up and give me a little more, I've had enough of those idiots, don't you? Be like that for me too. Having said that, now is not the time to think about these things, do you want to stay that way forever?"

"It's not...unacceptable."

"You really are an incredible woman..." Jiang Zi twitched and complained with black lines all over his mouth, then stopped and raised his head to look at the sky, his expression gradually became fierce.

"It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, but after being played like this, it's not my style not to take revenge..."

"Humph!" Yuexiong snorted, "Don't worry, someone has been sent to investigate, and there should be results soon. And then... I'm not the kind of stubborn person who gets played with and ignores what happened. ."

"That's fine."

……

Night, Yoshihara.

Just like in the past, Jiang Zi, who played games until late at night, put down the gamepad in his hand contentedly.

But when Jiang Zi was about to wash up and go to bed, he suddenly got into trouble and stood at the bathroom door for several minutes without moving.

Probably out of fear of inadvertently crossing that line of not knowing if it's PTA or ethics or something.

However...in the end Jiang Zi stepped into the bathroom door.

……

In the misty bathroom, something shocking is happening.

Kakkaka! !

Jiang Zi, who was wearing holy light, kept making a sound similar to Ka Ka Ka, and his body changed little by little with this sound.

Not only is the height raised a little bit, but also...

A few seconds later, a woman with fair skin, a beautiful face, a protruding figure, and a shawl and long-haired woman with a face shape similar to that of the shrunken Jiang Zi appeared in the bathroom.

"I haven't used this trick for a long time~" Jiang Zi looked at himself in the mirror with his chin up, and murmured, "But I'm really good, even I feel incredible about this body. What. Yossi! It's ok now! If Lolita can't work, this look will definitely be ok!"

But just when Jiang Zi was complimenting his wit, the bathroom door was suddenly opened by someone, and someone's voice came in.

"If you can't do it alone..." Yuexiong opened the door and said at the same time, but before he finished, he was suddenly stunned when he saw the grown-up Jiang Zi in front of him.

Afterwards, not only because of something, but also because of male instinct or something, a warm current with a slightly fishy smell gushed out of Yuexiong's nose.

And Jiang Zi looked at Yuexiong with his eyes wide open and the nosebleed could not stop. Several black lines slowly appeared on his forehead.

【True or false...】Jiang Zi complained silently in his heart.

"You..." Yuexiong just opened his mouth, but the next moment his eyes suddenly darkened, and his consciousness also fell into a faint.

……

When Yuexiong woke up again, it was already full daylight.

Yuexiong, who lifted the quilt and sat up while rubbing his neck, looked at the quilt under him, then looked at his room, and then murmured, "That... is it a dream? A dream? To the terrible dream of that guy becoming that kind of woman..."

……

In the restaurant.

"Hey," Jiang Zi put down the bowl and chopsticks in his hand, and looked strangely at Yuexiong who was staring at him, "what are you doing? You want to expose yourself in the early morning. XP? Staring at a cute little girl like me for so long."

"Who is a pervert!" Yuexiong retorted instantly.

Jiang Zi covered his chest, made a very weak appearance, and said slyly: "No, staring at the girl's body with that kind of eyes is already a complete pervert. I hate it~ talk about you. Is this a good bite? Lolita or something, underage or something, it’s really incredible~ Uncle Police~ Help me~ There are perverts here~”

"It's fine," Yuexiong replied coldly, "because it was Yoshihara. So from now on, you can teach me how to become a qualified wandering girl. Hiron, please. "

"Hi~" Hirin said with a squinting smile, "I will definitely cultivate the sauce bit by bit to become the oiran of Yoshihara in the future."

"I didn't expect to be stared at by a sinful adult at such a young age...and it was someone's body." Jiang Zi sighed and said with a melancholy face, "Qing Taijun~Save the family~ "

Shita:...

……

It has been nearly half a month since the day the satellite was destroyed. In this half month, whether it is long or short, the lives of Jiang Cheng and others who have changed gender have not changed. Knowing whether to say changed or not, or maybe both.

First of all, Jiang Zi, although the appearance has indeed become a cute little loli, but her personality and living habits have not changed at all. It is worth mentioning that, for some unknown reason, the number of people expecting to be scolded by Jiang Zi began to gradually increase.

Then the former Baihua members who are closest to Jiang Zi have changed from **** to... in a sense, even more idiots. If there is no such thing as the Oedo Youth Protection Regulations, Jiang Zi thinks that maybe he may have been murdered.

Yuexiong, I don't know if it has changed or not. It seems that there is no change, but there is a strange habit that no one else knows about. That is to pay attention to Jiang Zi's honey juice. The reason is either a dream or not. No one else will know except me.

Looking at other people whose personalities have changed, the first is the Zhenxuan group, and now their lives are basically on the right track. The job of the miniskirt police shop is booming.

It is worth mentioning that, thanks to a certain ugly girl who controls ninjas, the source of customers of X-zi is also very stable, and not only Quanzo, X-zi also has two unknown people who have never met before. What kind of guests look like.

The two customers, one tall and the other short, would come to the store with a mask on each time, and then named Mr. X to order 20 servings of special earthenware rice bowls, every day for half a month. .

Yes, and the boss. The headmaster went out independently and formed the SM club in Kabukicho with the perverted consultant (Shangxiong). Under the merciless S aura, Zongzi seems to have become an oiran in Kabukicho, and he is the kind of oiran who can make a lot of money without even touching his hands.

The only ones left are the three members of the Master's House, Yinzi... After leaving a sentence of "going on a journey to pursue one's self", he never appeared in the Master's House again.

Kaura Dun and Chitu Ma Chun also left together, embarking on a journey to find Cao Cao to serve him.

With only one person left, Xin Ba Hao also began to focus on teaching swordsmanship in his own dojo, and even planned to go out to practice for his own dojo.

A simple sentence to describe the above people is: people who change, and life that doesn't change.

But there is another person, who is not like the above people, but... still confused.

……

Xiaoyu closes the streets of Kabukicho non-stop, and Jubei walks absent-mindedly with his head down, holding the love-related movie tickets that Chiako had given him a few days ago to watch with him.

【This is the world I hope for, everything should be as I wish, but...why is the mood so gloomy? I know it's definitely not just because of the weather. ]

Thinking of this, Jubei held up the wet movie ticket in front of him and looked at it.

【I also know that the reason why the movie tickets given by others are wet is not just because of the rain. ]

At this moment, a female voice on the side of the road called to stop Jubei.

"Mr. Samurai, if you don't mind, can I do the math for you?"

Jubei, who stopped in his tracks, said without turning his head, "Sorry, I've had enough divination, so let's find someone else."

"Do you want to be a man or a woman?" A woman wearing a hat and sitting in front of a divination table in the rain lowered her head and said, "It seems that you have already made up your mind, but why are you so gloomy? It's hard to imagine you're going on a date for a while."

Jubei was slightly startled, then lowered his head and slowly opened his mouth, while his fists gradually clenched.

"I don't know who you are... But I'm not a man, let alone a woman. I'm the one who planted the root of the trouble, involving everyone around me, pretending to give up for my own desires, and enjoying it very much. Everything, everyone doesn't know this, and they still care about me so much. What is "Don't let her cry", isn't it you who is crying?

Even in a man's body, I'm not masculine or feminine, just a mean scum. Confused all the time, the answer I got in the end was like this. So I don't need to do any more fortune-telling. "

"The answer may not always be the same, maybe you got lost on a more complicated road," said the woman, taking a ticket out of her bosom and placing it on the table, "but there is still There is a ticket, unfortunately, this is not for a date, but a ferry ticket to the next target planet of the Concave God Cult."

Until hearing this, Jubei suddenly turned his head and looked at the woman in surprise.

"Mr. Kubei Yagyu, I'll ask you again, do you choose the money in your hand and be a man for the rest of your life, or choose the money in my hand and take back your daughter?"

"Who... who are you?!"

The woman continued to take care of herself: "No matter which ticket you choose, you will always be confused, right? But this is also good. Whether it is masculinity or femininity, the value that this unknown celebrity came up with is Do you have a goal? If you use this value to sum up, whether it is a man or a woman, and you..."

Speaking, woman... No, it should be said that Yinzi took off his hat and looked at Jubei and continued: "And me, I don't need to live so hard anymore, everyone is the same, Jiubing. Wei. You're not the only one confused, I don't know those complicated things, but we're not the kind of stubborn people who don't fight back after a loss!"

……

The Milky Way, Chris Star, as the name suggests, is the planet where everyone is Chris.

Today's Chris Star is as full of Chris as ever, and life is very Chris, in short, very Chris.

But... a sudden purple ball of light from the sky changed the life of Chris Star So Chris.

Boom! ! !

The moment the purple ball of light exploded, the burst of purple light made all Chriss choose to close their eyes.

"What was that light just now?"

Some Chris asked such a question, but then, all Chris suddenly realized something and panicked instantly.

"What?! Men become women, women become men!!"

Looking at the panicked Chriss, Jiang Cheng said silently and complained: "Hey, is it true? Is this reaction real? Isn't it still all Chriss?"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at the recovered Yinshi and the others, "What happened to you guys? Why are you all looking at me? Didn't you mean revenge?"

After being silent for a long time, Xin Ba Hao said silently: "Then what... Jiang Chengsang, have you been involved in a time machine?"

"What?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"What, what!" Xin Baha pointed at Jiang Cheng, who looked like a child, and complained loudly, "You should also pay attention to your appearance! The gender has changed, but the age has not changed at all. !”

"Ah! It's true!" Jiang Cheng finally reacted and panicked when he saw his body, "Hey! What the **** is going on?! Why is it like this! Isn't this kind of body even like this? Then there are things that can't be written that can't be done?!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was more panicked than the Chriss on the side, everyone was speechless.

"Calm down! Jiang Cheng sama!" A certain Miss Baihua quickly comforted, "Even if it doesn't work now! But it will be fine in a few years! Be patient before that! If it doesn't work, at night I will try my best to relieve Jiang Cheng Sama's pain!"

"What do you want to do to the children!" Xin Baha on the side grumbled, "Enough is enough for you!"

"Hey, don't be stunned," Gintoki flicked off the booger on his little finger, and then said to Kubei, "I'll leave that to you."

The nine soldiers came back to their senses, turned around and rushed to the side.

But at this moment, Jiang Chengyuan's voice sounded behind him.

"Is... no longer confused?"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice, Jiubingwei paused, then shook his head.

"No, no matter before or in the future, I've decided to be lost forever. I'm...Yagyu...Kubei who's been confused all the time!"

After laughing softly, Jiang Cheng, who had returned to his original shape for some reason, continued, "Really? That's good."

"Huh?" Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, took off his glasses and wiped his eyes, "Recovered? Hey? What happened? Why did it suddenly recover? How did it happen?"

Kagura shouted excitedly: "Aru! It's amazing! Uncle! I want to learn this trick, Aru!"

"It's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng said casually, "it's just what he learned on other planets after escaping in an aircraft after defeating Fusa on Naomi O. You can see the details. Dragon Ball book..."

Shinba spit out: "No, Kakarot doesn't know this skill, the teleportation he learned there is right!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then suddenly thought of something, "Ah, that is, after sparring with the black-skinned boy in the temple, he was transformed into a child by Pilav using strange beads. "

"Are you Dragon Ball GT?!"

"It's been hard work after that," Jiang Cheng sighed, spreading his hands, "evil dragon or something..."

"It's nothing to do with you! It's Kakarot who worked hard, right!"

"Anyway, Jiubing Guards..." Jiang Cheng looked at Jiubing Guards who were gradually moving away, "There is one last point..."

The Nine Soldiers slowed down when they heard the sound.

"The archbishop of the Concave and Concave Sect, if you can..." Said, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled as always, "I hope you can spare her life."

"Why?" Shin Baha wondered.

Jiang Cheng propped his chin, frowned slightly, and continued: "Although she is the woman I dumped, but... I still feel a little sorry."

After listening, the faces of everyone present sank at the same time.

"What..." Xin Baji asked silently with a dark face, "At that time... how did Jiang Chengsang dump her? Please explain this point."

"I just said casually "I don't like women who are not feminine" or something, but it's actually because Opie is too small. "Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a look of emotion, and said with a sigh: "But I really don't know how to do it, and I actually made myself look like this. By the way, what happened to you? Why are they aiming their weapons at me? "

“What did you say!!”×n

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

"That..." Looking at the noisy crowd, Xie ♂ raised his hand and asked silently, "Did that just not work? I don't seem to have changed. Although the gender is back, but the body shape Nothing has changed."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu gently hooked the corners of their mouths in secret...

A few days later, Earth.

Edo, the light rain that has lasted for several days finally stopped, and also disappeared...gloomy "clouds".

In the movie theater, Jiang Cheng was snoring lightly while holding the popcorn, while Kagura was constantly grabbing the popcorn from Jiang Cheng's popcorn bucket and feeding it into his mouth. inside.

Sitting on the other side of Jiang Cheng, Yueyong looked down at a part of herself that had always been in the way, thoughtfully.

Besides, Jiubingwei and A Miao showed a very happy smile as before.

The saliva of Gintoki, who was sleeping soundly, dripped onto the head of the little monkey who was approaching excitedly, but the latter didn't care at all.

The orangutan in the back row in casual clothes, Shake S and the pig are the same as always.

The screen freezes...

"Hey?" Xin Bazhu suddenly found something, lowered his head and picked up a purple glass ball, wondering, "What is this?"

"That's Aru that was given to my uncle by the woman who was dumped by my uncle." Kagura said vaguely while eating popcorn with a puffed cheek.

"Hey? Are you still giving gifts after being dumped so much?" Xin Baha said in surprise, but then he suddenly discovered something, "Wait, why is this bead cracked? It just fell off. Did you fall on the ground?"

Clap! Snapped! Snapped!

Looking at the shattered beads and the purple light coming out of the gap, Xinba was stunned for a while, then cold sweat began to appear on his face, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably. stand up.

"Hey? Could it be... Could it be..."

Boom! ! !

"No--!!!"

(Sexual Transformation ~IndoMTL.com~End.)

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"Three Years Z Group, Jiang Cheng Sansan" I forgot how many times, ACT! !

"Ahem, anyway..." Jiang Cheng, who looked like a loli, looked at the students in the classroom blankly, "Don't expect me to scold you, I won't scold you. …wigs, how many times have I said, take your wigs off.”

"Teacher~!" Gui, who was wearing heavy makeup, raised his hand, then stood up and said wryly, "It's really too much! People have been waiting outside Kabukicho for a long time! No one is allowed to appear! It's really good. Too much!"

"That's right! It's too much!" Elizabeth, who was also wearing heavy makeup, stood up and held up the sign. "We are also working hard to cooperate with the theme of this article for the rest of our lives!"

"Well..." Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment before he spoke again with a blank face, "That's because you didn't work hard enough. Next time, please pick up your mother's gold and wait for it. Then... get out of class is over."

CUT! !