Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 668: : There is only one word difference between Ao Jiao and Sick Jiao!

"Hijikata-san! This decision is going to be killed! It hurts!!"

At this time, along with the sound of a foreign object shaking up and down, Shi Shi's voice sounded with a trace of impatience and indifference.

"Hmph, it's so boring." Shi Shi, who had just stepped forward, snorted disdainfully, "If I can give you something that gets in the way, I'll give it to you."

Looking at that... that braided braid weighing more than 200 kilograms, Jiang Zi and the others' expressions froze, they were just silent.

After about half a minute, A Miao silently took two steps forward and patted Shi Shi on the shoulder, and said softly...

"Thank you."

Fourteen instantly frowned: "Thank you, what do you mean!!"

……

Looking at the Wanxuan Group surrounding Jiang Zi and the others, a congregation said lightly, "Who is coming? Could it be that... the lackeys of the righteous government have sneaked into this street?"

At this time, Yin Zi, who was standing behind Shi Shi, leaned into Xin Ba Ha's ear and said deliberately, "Huh? Ba Hui, is that guy a lackey? I thought a pig was mixed in~ It looks like TokyoX. Ah."

Hearing the sound, Shi Shi's face instantly burst into blue veins and grinned. Although Shi Shi didn't look back, Shi Shi knew that the idiot behind him was talking about him.

"What is TokyoX?" Shinba was puzzled.

"It's the famous pig in Tokyo."

"No, that's not a pig, it's a demon. That's Shirou Hijikata, the vice-chief of the demon." Shinbaha hurriedly corrected.

"Hey? Is that so?" Yinzi said in surprise, and then became angry again, "That's not Shirou, it should be TokyoX Shirou, right?"

"Who is X Shiro?!" XIV shouted.

The boss patted Xie on the shoulder and comforted: "Well, calm down, Miss Ten (X) Shiro."

The blue veins burst out on the X-zi's face, and he pointed at the sign in front of him that turned into "TokyoX Shiro♀" and said anxiously: "What is X Shiro?! Why is it only here that it has become Roman numerals?!"

Ignoring X-zi who clenched his fists so frantically that his whole body was trembling, Zong-zi turned around and shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly to Yinzi: "Forgive him, boss. After X-Shilang-sang became a woman, so far All the ingested mayonnaise seems to have been released, and it turned out like this."

"It's bad enough to be a woman," Xie Xie spat unhappily, "Why is it only me who has become this way!"

"Don't take it to heart, son of a bitch." The orangutan next to him hugged his hand and comforted, "Isn't everyone the same? Didn't I also release all the orangutans stored up to now, don't look at me like this, I have a lot of hair on my butt."

X-zi frantically complained with white eyes: "What the **** are the orangutans in storage?! What nonsense are you talking about with such a beautiful face?!"

"Yeah, motherfucker," the president said aloud, "sisters are always working hard in places that others can't see. If you want to lose weight, I will accompany you."

"That..." Jiang Zi tugged at the corner of X Zi's clothes at this time, looking up pitifully with a small face, "Auntie, I'm hungry..."

Looking down at Jiang Zi's pitiful appearance, X Zizhu... No, her motherhood was instantly rejuvenated, her expression softened a bit, and she said, "Even such a small kid has been tricked, cut, wait. , kid, I still have mayonnaise on me..."

Without waiting for X Zi to take out the mayonnaise on his body, Jiang Zi instantly cheered and applauded: "That's great! You can eat mayonnaise-flavored barbecue!"

Looking at the clear slogan on Jiang Zi's head, X Zi once again frantically complained: "Is it you?!"

The boss greeted everyone in the Wanxuan group at the right time: "Yo Xi, everyone, let's have grilled pork chops today."

The brat who was **** by Wu Hua Da and placed on the barbecue in an instant cursed with white eyes: "You two, have the long-stored S-faces been completely released?! By the way, why do you **** become Lolita?!"

"It's not Lolita." Jiang Zi took out a book from his arms called "Self-Cultivation of a Sick Lolita", threw off his innocent looking face, and said with a smile, "Yes Tsundere Lolita~”

"No, you definitely got it wrong! Aojiao and Bingjiao are completely different!" Xin Ba Hao complained loudly and corrected, "Even though there is only one word difference, the meaning is completely different! The characters are completely different. I can't be cute at all! And then again, you can do it even if you don't learn it! That's it!"

"Does that mean you want me to be myself?" Jiang Zi folded his arms and nodded.

"That's not what it means!!" Just after complaining about Jiang Zi, Xin Ba Hao saw the members of the Wanxuan Group who were happily preparing for a dinner, and once again burst into tears: "What are you doing?! Shemales Legion?! Is this the time to do these things?!"

The congregation who watched a nonsensical performance said again: "If you dare to get in the way, I will kill you and the infidels together."

"It's a pity." Chimpanzee replied without any hesitation, holding his hands, "In our eyes, you are heretics. We won't let you do whatever you want on this street!"

The next moment, all the members of the Wanxuan Group turned around and drew their swords at the same time and aimed their swords at Jiang Zi and everyone else.

Ape: "You guys..."

"... Heretics!!" All the team members said in unison.

Watching the members of the Wanxuan Group who instantly changed their alignment and rushed their swords at him, Ginko and Shin Baha were stunned at the same time.

As for Jiang Zi, he raised his head and glanced at the slang-sword blade that was still twenty centimeters away from the top of his head. After thinking for a while, he stood on tiptoe and stretched out his small hand to pull the blade down.

"Don't worry, everyone from the Aogui Sect." Aangzi said again, "The infidels who disobey the Aogui Sect will be imprisoned by our Wanxuan Group."

"Huh—?!" Xin Bazhu exclaimed, and then suddenly thought of something, and looked at the Wanxuan team members in disbelief, "Could it be that you are...!!"

"I'm sorry." The president explained indifferently, "We rose up to protect this street, but to protect this street from being destroyed by you heretics. The country has prepared to put the concave and convex religions It is the state religion."

"How... how could this be..." Xin Ba Haw didn't want to believe it.

"That's why the superiors sent us here in order to ban you heretics who violated the state religion." Zongzi continued.

"It's so sad that you can't understand such a great teaching~" Chimpanzee sighed softly and shook his head, then turned around and said to the members of the Concave and Concave Sect: "Before the matter is over, Our Wanxuan Group will be optimistic about these infidels. So can you please leave this to us?"

"Is that so? Comrade." A congregation said, "I think the **** of bumps must have seen your sincerity from the sky. Work with us to rectify the chaotic gender consciousness on this planet."

After speaking, the congregation turned around neatly and slowly retreated.

At this time, Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the blue sky, thinking in his heart.

……

In an open space surrounded by two buildings and a high wall with only one exit, Jiang Zi and others stared boredly at the two people who were hacking into the camera in this area. Wanxuan team.

Finally...

"The intrusion is complete." One of the team members put away the computer, and then said to the gorilla, "In this way, the surveillance probes in this area are safe."

"Is that so?" Chimpanzee responded casually.

Then Yin Zi, who just reacted, pointed to the surveillance probe hanging high on the side and asked, "Hey...this is..."

The gorilla held his hand and explained slowly: "As you can see, all the surveillance probes on this street have been hacked by them. If you dare to have the suspicious action just now, they will immediately arrive. If there was a riot there just now, the whole earth should be the second Kabukicho by now."

"So what exactly do you mean?" Silver asked indifferently, holding his hands.

The chief replied: "That is to say, if you dare to act rashly again, we will not be able to cover you up."

"No, this has to be made clear, it's all your idiot's **** for things to become like this." Yin Zi reminded.

"That's not wild shit! It's lying free and quiet..."

Silver casually interrupted the chimpanzee's defense and said, "That's wild shit."

Jubei suddenly thought of something and asked, "You guys have been investigating that sect since the beginning, right?"

He put his hands in his pockets, and slowly replied without looking back: "We received news that a large-scale wanted order is trying to attack the earth~IndoMTL.com~ Although we know that this group intends to use This street is the stronghold, but I didn't expect them to use "God" so quickly. As a result, even we have become like this. "

"God?" Jubei was puzzled.

Xun explained slowly: "It's an artificial satellite floating in the universe, just above the earth. That's the true face of the gods they believe in. They... the Ao-convex religion developed to realize its teachings. They came up with special medicines that could manipulate the body's hormonal balance. That is to say, they started researching medicines that could make men more masculine and women more feminine, but in the process, they invented something unexpected. This is what we are now infected virus."

"A virus that turned into a pig?" Kubei's expression was solemn.

"Isn't that the one?!" Xie Xie retorted in an instant, and then said angrily, "It was also after they began to carry out radical missionary activities similar to terrorist attacks. That's right, that ray of light is nothing at all. Sanctions from the gods, but a hormone-reversing virus launched by an attacking artificial satellite. In other words, all this is a good thing done by dirty and narrow human beings.”

"But..." Jubei asked with a serious expression, "Why did you deliberately turn you into a dirty, narrow-minded pig?"