Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 666: : If it is a sword, it needs to be well maintained!

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Xin Ba Haw frowned and asked, "Then what should we do?"

"Well, leave everything to the government." As he spoke, Yinzi raised his chin and closed his eyes, his expression gradually showing a bit of solemnity, "First of all, the most important issue in front of us is... ...what to do with the toilet?!"

Looking at the silver face with a serious face, Xin Baha directly broke his mouth and spit: "It doesn't matter at all!"

"No, this is the most important thing right now, Xin Ba Ha." Jiang Zi hugged his hands, snorted and closed his eyes, "To be honest, I have been holding back for 20 minutes, but this picture If it looks like I go to the bathroom, what is it? Am I equivalent to declaring war with the PTA? Although it is force majeure, I am still a little worried.”

"To be honest, Jiang Chengsang, before worrying about PTA, you'd better take care of your bladder first." Xin Baha pushed the glasses Ji on the bridge of her nose and returned silently.

"Who is Jiang Chengsang?" Jiang Zi snorted again, then held up a record he didn't know where to find it and said, "Please call me Miss now."

A Miao looked at Jiang Zi who was beside her, nodded and said, "Indeed, it's really not good for Jiang to go to the bathroom in every sense."

"Who's the sauce?!" Jiang Zibai shouted.

"Anyway, that's it." Silver folded his arms and nodded, analyzing himself, "Before the problem is solved, we must pretend to be feminine, and now we must first learn how to use the toilet properly. Otherwise, if I find out that someone is going to the toilet the wrong way when I go to the toilet, I can teach him the correct way to go to the toilet."

"Enough is enough!" Xin Baha clenched his fists and spit out loudly, "How much do you want to talk about the topic of going to the toilet!"

Jiang Zi stood up and shouted in a very sharp voice: "It doesn't matter to you, but it is the most important thing for us!"

"That's right!" Ginko nodded, and then looked at Jubei with a serious expression, "I asked directly, how can I have a feminine look when urinating?"

"What do you mean... what is it?" Jubei was a little stuck, and his face was a little red, "It's just... ordinary."

"What's it like to come here normally?" Yin Zi Yiyi asked, "Then do you know what a manly way of urinating is?"

Jubei silently turned his face away and said bravely, "Why don't you go to the toilet if you are feminine? I told you, it's okay to be ordinary."

"Hey, are you underestimating the way you go to the toilet?" Jiang Zi was unhappy, he crossed his arms and retorted, "You must know that when a man goes to the toilet, it is the most important thing to show his strength. Time!"

"Wait for me! It's too bad, so hurry up and stop me!" Shin Baha raised his hand and called to stop.

"Listen, Jubei!" Jiang Zi, who was standing on the sofa, continued to hold his hands seriously and continued, "Every man has his own way of going to the toilet! With which hand? The distance, angle of the toilet, how many times do you need to shake it after the end? Do you know these things?!”

Xin Baha burst into blue veins, and frantically complained with white eyes: "I know your size! These are all irrelevant things!"

"Men, men still need to go to the toilet...do you still have so much knowledge?" Jubei's expression gradually showed a bit of solemnity.

"Don't believe it so soon!" Shin Baha groaned again.

"You should have heard of it, right? Jiu... Shibing Weijun." Jiang Zi snorted softly and said again: "There is the theory of another sword for men. That's right! The toilet is the battlefield! Like this If you come to a metaphor, you should understand it?!"

"It's you!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

"It turns out that the toilet is the battlefield, and there is the sword." Jubei squeezed his chin and muttered with a solemn expression, "Then... it is indeed very important to use the sword correctly and efficiently. ...does it need maintenance if it's a sword?"

"That's right," Yinzi nodded, then sighed lightly, leaning on his cheek with one hand and looking out the window with a melancholy expression, "Normally, men need maintenance twice a week, but I should No more chance."

"Twice? I came three times." Jiang Zi was surprised.

Yin Zi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "It's not like you don't know the economic situation of the Master House. Twice a week is the limit."

"Maintain...maintenance?!" Shibingwei's pupils trembled, cold sweat dripping from his face, "Men...men actually really need to maintain their swords all the time!"

Xin Ba Haw hurriedly said: "Hey, is it true? Do you really believe it? Do you really believe these two idiots?"

"And..." Saying that, Jiang Zi raised his head and gestured to Xin Baji, "The consequences of not taking care of it are like Xin Baji."

"What do you mean by Xinbaha?!" Xinbaha was immediately displeased.

"Are the consequences so serious?!" Jubei was shocked again and showed a serious look on his face.

"Do you have to make people so hot?! You give me enough time, bastards!!"

"Then... do you want to go to a beauty salon for maintenance?" Kagura asked, raising his hand.

"You can't use it." Jiang Zi said without any hesitation, then took out a few discount coupons from his arms and stuffed them into the hands of A Miao and Shibingwei, and said again with a chuckle, "No need. You're welcome, use it, it's a beauty shop for men's sword maintenance."

"Who's a man?! Asshole!!" A Miao's expression instantly resembled that of a demon incarnation, and she punched Jiang Zi's stomach with a bitter fist, "Also, this is just a discount coupon for Yoshihara!"

"Calm down! Miao!" Jiang Zi shouted, "If you don't like it, I have discount coupons for other stores here!"

……

Three minutes later, ignoring Jiang Zi, who had fallen into a coma and fell to the side, A Miao took the discount coupon from Jubei and tore it to pieces.

"It's true." A Miao complained, "It's all because Jiang told Miss Yinzi that it was too serious, I almost believed it."

"No, as long as a person with a normal head wouldn't believe it, right?" Shin Baha groaned silently.

"Actually, I suddenly thought of a father," explained Amy. "When my father was still alive, he would sneak out two nights a week."

"Stop talking! Stop talking about this kind of thing!" Xin Baha hurriedly stopped, "That's just for socializing! It's just going out to socialize!"

"However, when I asked my father what he was doing at that time, he said it was to maintain his sword."

"That's right! He just went to the knife shop to maintain his real sword! So stop talking!"

"The knife shop...it's open at night..." A Miao murmured.

Jubei hurriedly said, "Amy, believe me, I will never go to that kind of shop! Whether it's a real knife shop or any other shop, I won't go!"

"Of course I believe you, Mr. Jubei." A Miao said with a smile.

"Hey, why do you have to promise me to my sister?" Xin Baha said angrily, "I told you not to take advantage of the fire!"

"Cut!" Yinzi spat lightly on his cheek, "I still haven't learned a feminine way to go to the toilet. It's over, the future of the earth is completely over."

"Your brain is just one step ahead!" Shinba groaned indignantly, "Don't let me just enter the give-up mode!"

"Then you tell me!" Yinzi retorted angrily, patting the table, "How should I go to the toilet? This feeling?"

The next moment...

A Miao stood up, smiled and said, "Sorry, let's go to the toilet first~"

After saying that, A Miao turned around and walked to the side, and Yin Zi followed with a smile like a high school best friend.

"Hey, the shush instruction has started, you idiot." Yin Zi raised Jiang Zi, who was still lying on the back of the sofa.

"Shush guidance?" Jiang Zi raised his head with a puzzled look, and then looked at A Miao who was walking in the forefront with disgust, "Why should I be guided by a man like that..."

Boom! !

"It hurts!" Jiang Zi hugged his head and cried out in pain.

"Who is a man?" A Miaopi looked at Jiang Zi with a smile.

"Sorry, eldest sister." Jiang Zi bowed his head and apologized, "Please teach me the correct way to pee!"

"Good ~"

"A Miao~~" good friend Yinzi went online again, and whispered in the ears of the two of them, "Who do you think suits your appetite better?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and A Miao looked back at the same time.

"Anyway, the guy with glasses will be free of it~ I don't know what he's thinking about with pink glasses~"

Seeing the same teasing eyes that Jiang Zi and the three of them looked back at, Xin Ba Hao's face instantly burst into blue veins, and he shouted with white eyes, "That part is completely irrelevant! Because Mao has become the same as in the friendship. ?!"

"Hey! You bastard!" Jubei, who reacted, pressed Ginko's shoulder, "Want to take advantage of the chaos to go to the toilet with A Miao?"

"I can't help it!" Yinzi turned around ~IndoMTL.com~ and retorted, "I'm a girl now! And I have to ask all kinds of questions about how to go to the toilet! Right??"

"That's right." Jiang Zi nodded.

By the way, due to the problem of the camera, Jiang Zi only left the part above the forehead, but don't worry, the slogan is well marked. On Jiang Zi's head, the slogan "Jiang Cheng ♀↓" is well marked.

Xin Ba Hao pointed at Yin Zi and Jiang Zi's slogan: "What kind of perverts do you two want to play with my sister! There will definitely be an unsightly picture!"

"There's no way..." After saying that, Kagura stood up and continued in a deep and strong baritone voice, "I'll teach you."

"That will make the picture even more unsightly!!" Shin Baha once again complained.

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