Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 657: : Don’t underestimate Mom! She listened to most of what you said…
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One day at noon, Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng, who had just finished his lunch, held a toothpick in his mouth and rubbed his stomach. After burping, he let out a surprised voice: "Ha? Yueyue is a little strange?"
"Isn't Jiang Cheng-sang feeling it?" Sun Wheel, who had just finished lunch, squinted his eyes and smiled, "That child has been absent-minded since morning."
"Hey? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng replied with squinting eyes, "Isn't that woman always weird?"
Sun Lun covered his face with a smile and scolded: "Before Jiang Chengsang came to Jiyuan, Yueyue was very stable."
"Stable?" Jiang Cheng still had a puzzled look on his face, but then he suddenly thought of something, he folded his hands and nodded and analyzed himself: "Indeed, some places have always been very stable, with It's different from other animations that will shake up and down when running, Yueyue's..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was on one side of his head, was shot straight from the door by the two Kuai, kept his original posture, and fell straight down, spurting blood toward the other side of his head.
Plop!
"What are you going to say!" Yue Yongbai, who came to the front of the restaurant at an unknown time, scolded Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground with blood spurting and twitching from time to time, "Your Is that the only thing in your head?!"
"No, it's just stating a fact." Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected in situ, struggled to get up, and at the same time defended solemnly, "In other animations, that kind of thing shakes like a water polo. It's a very common operation! But you..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked straight at a certain part of Yueyong, "It seems to be very stable. By the way, is yours really the real thing? It's not fake..."
Well... Anyway, when Yueyong left, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor, was already full of Kunai with three points of penetration.
……
Jiang Cheng, who pulled out the last kunai on his body, frowned and glanced at the sun wheel with a serious look on his face: "Absolutely strange, isn't it? Where did that woman hide this large amount of kunai? Yes? Although I'm just guessing, but maybe..."
Jiang Cheng, who was hesitant to speak, pinched his chin and continued, "Right? And that one was originally called a murder weapon, right? Maybe for that woman, there might be a place where the real murder weapon was stored. "
Sun Lun smiled and raised an index finger and suggested, "Jiang Chengsang, I think you might as well investigate this kind of thing yourself."
"Do you think I'm an idiot, Sun Wheel?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"I thought if it was Jiang Cheng-sang, maybe he would actually do that kind of thing."
Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered: "That's what a stupid guy would do, don't you think I would ask Yueyue to let me take a look for that kind of thing? ?"
"Jiang Cheng-sang, who can think of such a possibility, is already a rare idiot in the world." Sun Wheel reminded.
"And take 10,000 steps back, it's enough for us to know this kind of thing in our own hearts." Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and continued, "No matter who, there will be one, two, three, four. It's a secret that I don't want others to know. Yueyue must also have... something that I don't want to be known by others."
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng showed some approval on his face, and looked straight at a certain part of the sun wheel with very sincere and frank eyes, "But speaking, in this respect, the sun wheel You are much more honest."
tick, tick...
Looking at the hot tea dripping from Jiang Cheng's cheeks slowly to the ground, Hiron covered his mouth in mock surprise and said, "Alara~ I'm sorry~ I accidentally slipped the hot tea with my hands. It splashed on you~"
"No, I don't mind at all." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and wiped the tea on his face with his sleeve without any hesitation, and then the conversation changed, "But just now you said that there was something wrong with Yueyue... What's wrong?"
"Well... yes, what's wrong..." Said, Sun Wheel raised his face and thought for a while. After thinking for a while, a flash of light suddenly flashed, and he raised an index finger and smiled and said: " It's just that in the morning, when facing Jiang Chengsang, it's a little different from usual."
"Hey? Do you have it?" Jiang Cheng asked with squinting eyes, "I just felt more powerful than usual."
"That's right, but...it always feels a little cautious."
"Be careful? Why?"
"I don't know," Sun Wheel shook his head gently, and then looked at today's waste newspaper rolled up in a trash can, "It seems like it started after reading today's newspaper after breakfast. , but I've also read today's newspaper, and it doesn't seem to be anything special...it's weird..."
Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression on his face: "Has that woman recently become interested in current affairs?"
"No, I don't think so." Sun Lun shook his head again, then smiled lightly and continued, "Didn't you say everything just now? Just a little while facing Jiang Chengsang. Something is wrong."
"She..." Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand and clenched his chin with the other, frowning and thinking, "Could it be that she has already discovered that I have discovered her secret? Are you worried that I will tell this kind of thing?"
"It's all said that it has nothing to do with that kind of thing." Sun Lun laughed and scolded, and then suddenly thought of something, "Speaking of yesterday, didn't you and Yueyue go out together? Could it be that something happened yesterday? ?"
Jiang Cheng replied, "No, it's just a normal thing to ask her to buy a new game for me."
"What about the way back?"
"On the way back..." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and recalled hard.
——Memories dividing line——
"Yueyue, for some reason, I suddenly feel that you have a charm that I don't usually notice."
Seeing Jiang Cheng's profile full of sincerity, Yueyong blushed, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng continued to say, "Anyway! Thank you! It's really cool to buy me this collector's edition game. Thank you! Mom!"
"Who's your mother?! I don't want to be an idiot's mother like you!" Yueyong, who reacted, scolded with white eyes, "And after all, all you care about is the game. That's it!"
"Do you know? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng turned his face to the side and showed a pretty hearty smile, "You are still the first person to help me remember the release time of the game. If you hadn't reminded me, probably I can't even remember. Thank you."
Yue Yong, who blushed again inexplicably, turned her face away silently.
"No, it's nothing, I just happened to remember it. I didn't deliberately remember such a boring thing."
"It's here again~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, "Yueyue, maybe you can really be a good mother."
Pfft!
Yueyong blushed completely, and some words became incoherent: "You, you, what are you talking about?!"
"Yueyue, you really don't understand~" Jiang Cheng chuckled again and shook his head, "Aren't you just like the mother who bought the child's toys for Christmas?"
"You mean that?!"
"Otherwise?" Jiang Cheng took it for granted.
——Memories end dividing line——
"...Well, that's about it."
"Hey? That's all?" Sun Wheel asked in surprise, "Did nothing else happen?"
"I'll think about it again..." Jiang Cheng folded his arms and closed his eyes again, thinking.
——Memories dividing line——
"Yueyue! Yueyue!" When Jiang Cheng stopped, he pointed to the advertising board in front of the roadside cinema with a surprised expression, "There and there!"
Yue Yong, who stopped in her footsteps, was speechless for a long time while looking at the plastic-filled Mecha Squad theatrical version advertisement on the advertising board and the excitement written on Jiang Cheng's face.
“Look at this look at this~Please~”
Jiang Cheng, who held the billboard and didn't let go, looked like a child who saw his favorite toy.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Yueyong sighed heavily while holding her forehead.
"No way, but I have to go back to Yoshihara immediately after reading it."
"Thank you~ Mom!"
"Who is your mother!!"
——Memories end dividing line——
"...It seems that there is such a thing." Jiang Cheng continued with an index finger.
"I always feel... Yueyue is usually very hard." Sun Lun smiled awkwardly, and then asked, "What about after?"
"Ordinary people have seen the movie, and ordinary people have come back." Jiang Cheng answered honestly.
"Did something else happen?"
"I'll think about it..." Said, Jiang Cheng thought again.
——Memories dividing line——
The owner of the convenience store, when he saw Jiang Cheng passing by, waved the **** special issue in his hand and shouted: "Little brother~ Your favorite magazine is new~ Every one of them is full of energy~ "
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and looked over.
"Hello." Yue Yong reminded with a blank face.
Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, waved his hand and replied, "Don't worry, no matter what, the child will never let his mother buy that kind of thing. I still have this common sense for the time being."
"It's not your mother anymore!"
"I'm sorry, Yueyue, you should go back first." After saying that, Jiang Cheng started to walk towards the shop owner, "Your son... is running in the direction of the adult. As a parent, The child should be allowed to fly freely... woohoo!"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was kicked on the back by Yueyong, let out a scream and flew straight towards the shop owner.
"Ah, it's really flying now." Yue Yong said coldly.
"Little brother, this time it's all high-quality goods~" The store owner leaned down, with a wicked smile on his face, and said in a low voice, "You should understand when you see this cover, right?"
"Humph," Jiang Cheng hummed as he got up, "the cover? Do you think I'm a man who will be attracted by the cover? Isn't the cover of av still inconsistent with the content? How could it be possible if you don't read the content? I know... hey! Wait a minute! Yueyue! I haven't..."
Yue Yong, who dragged Jiang Cheng and walked towards Yoshihara on his own, reminded coldly, "Shut up, you scum."
——Memories end dividing line——
"...Anyway, such a regrettable thing happened." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, with a bit of regret on his face.
"Jiang Chengsang really doesn't hide his preferences at all..."
"Of course, men should be honest with their instincts!"
"In other words, if Jiang Chengsang confessed to a woman, he would say..."
"Come with me!" Jiang Cheng took it for granted.
"I don't want to die." Sun Wheel said with a smile.
"No, I didn't want to have a haircut with you. Even though you used to be an oiran or something, to be honest, I have never felt the charm of you, who is already a Baba."
"Sorry, sorry~ I slipped my hand again~"
"Look? I've reached the age where my hands are often slippery."
"Ah! It's slippery again!" After deliberately pouring hot tea on Jiang Cheng's head again, Hiron asked, "But then again, did these things only happen yesterday? Is there anything else?"
"The remaining words..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng thought about it again~IndoMTL.com~ That is, Yueyue asked me when I would leave Yoshihara, and then I said, "At least after paying off the initial debt. "Such a nutritious conversation. "
"No, this is the point, okay? No matter how you look at it, the problem is here, okay?"
"After that, my mother-in-law stopped me when I was passing by a cigarette shop and bought a lottery ticket or something." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed, "Ahaha, I was thinking that if I was lucky, I could I won a first prize or something, but the lottery ticket disappeared yesterday, and I don't even remember the number. I'm really not suitable for that kind of thing. Ahahaha..."
After listening, Sun Wheel glanced at the lottery lottery numbers written on the newspaper in the trash can, and the fog in his heart gradually dissipated.
【That lottery ticket should not happen to be in Yueyue's place, right? 】Rin Lun raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was still laughing non-stop, 【And...could it be that he won the lottery by chance? If the words that Jiang Chengsang said yesterday were matched with... it wouldn't be so coincidental, would it? ]
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