Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 65: :When you say something like a friend’s car accident, it’s a scam call…
At this time, Jiang Cheng made an ok gesture to Xin Ba Ha and Kagura who were beside him, cleared his throat at the same time, and said to his mobile phone: "Actually, Yin Shi had a car accident..."
Before he could finish speaking, the phone was hung up.
"Hey! What's the situation! Was it considered a fraudulent call?!" Xin Ba Haw complained aside.
"Maybe the signal is not good!" Jiang Cheng comforted, and then called again, "This time there will be no problem!"
"Mosimoxi, he..."
After the call was connected, Jiang Cheng spoke at a very fast rate, but just after a few words were lit up, the call was hung up again, but this time, the other side still said a few words.
"What did the other party say?" Xin Ba Ha asked looking at Jiang Cheng with a sluggish expression,
"He said... [Agree to donate]..." Jiang Cheng replied slowly.
"Souga, do you agree to donate?" Xin Ba Hao nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly complained frantically, "What kind of friend is this! No friend would be like this!"
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng comforted again, "I'll try again! He must not understand the situation!"
Jiang Cheng made another call after speaking, but this time, before Jiang Cheng could speak, the other side had already spoken first, and he hung up the phone neatly after finishing speaking.
"What did you say this time?" Shin Baha asked.
"He said...[The funeral expenses are paid for him]..."
"Hey! Weird friend!" Shinba roared, "A friend who doesn't listen at all!..."
Jiang Cheng didn't care about Xin Ba Hao's complaints and continued to make calls, but it showed that the other side had been turned off...
Jiang Cheng: "..."
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"Hey, I finally made a scene to say..." Youzi said with a pouted mouth.
"If you say something like a friend's car accident, you can just call it a scam call and hang up." The perverted Ping replied.
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"Anyway, it's better to take Yinshi to find someone he once knew, it might be helpful to him." Jiang Cheng suggested with a finger.
"That's the only way..." Shin Baha said helplessly.
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In the cafe.
"Hey? What? Amnesia?!" Little Ape was a little shocked, and his shocked glasses fell to the ground, "What is that? Is that a new game?!"
Looking at the little monkey who was talking to the passerby, Jiang Cheng and Xin Bazhu were speechless.
"Can you not be so old-fashioned every time..." Xin Ba Hao said a little speechlessly, "Come over if you can hear it..."
"You set a trap for me! You want to give me a surprise! I've seen it all!" Little Ape said to the portrait on the wall, "Where are my glasses..."
"No, it's real amnesia," Shinbaha said aside.
"That is to say..." Xiao Yuan said and grabbed the waiter who had just passed by, "Have you forgotten all about me, the closest person and those blushing heartbeats?!"
"That..." Yin Shi finally said, "Who is my miss?"
"That's too much!" Saying that, Little Ape lay down on the table next to him, looking like he was deeply hurt and heartbroken, "We've all slept together, and we've almost never had a wedding..." /
"Although this is true, but..." Xinbaha replied.
"It's a vulgar trick to tether a man with such a thing, crying, Aru." Kagura said while eating vinegar kombu.
"Then, miss, you are mine..."
Yin Shi was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking, "It's nothing, just an m."
"Who are you?!" Xiao Yuan was not happy when he heard it, "What happened to m?! What happened to m?! I am the only m of Yinsang!"
"Get out of the way," Jiang Cheng said, already holding Yinshi to his feet, "it seems that this m doesn't help Yinshi's memory at all."
"That's right~" Shinpachi replied with a sigh, and stood up at the same time, "If this continues, the memory will become more and more chaotic, Kagura-chan, let's go."
"Don't think about leaving!" Xiao Yuan had already put on his glasses at this time, "I won't give Yin Sang to anyone!"
Saying that, Little Ape threw a smoke bomb at Jiang Cheng and the others, but fortunately Jiang Cheng was quick-witted and opened the umbrella to bounce the smoke bomb back.
"I'll kill you! If you still dare to get in the way," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "the natto stench on your body can be smelled halfway across the street! You even add that kind of thing to the smoke bomb, are you? How much I love natto!"
"Hmph, I have some skills," Xiao Yuan hummed, "but that's the end of it! Let me show you my former Yuting Fanzhong..."
Before Xiao Yuan finished speaking, Jiang Cheng took his glasses off directly.
"Goodbye~" Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back, and at the same time threw Little Ape's glasses on the tray of the waiter beside him.
Before leaving, Shin Baha and Kagura glanced at Little Ape who was looking for glasses, but said nothing, and continued to follow Jiang Cheng out.
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Xin Ba Ha's home.
"That's it, that's really troublesome..." A Miao said, looking at Yinshi opposite the kotatsu, "I don't even remember that?"
"I'm sorry..." Yin Shi said apologetically.
"At least remember me," A Miao said, narrowing her eyes.
"Yeah, didn't he say sorry..." Xin Baha reminded.
But A Miao continued as if she didn't hear it, "Of course I remember, what a joke, I still remember, but you forgot unilaterally. It's really annoying~ Who do you think you are?" /
As she said that, A Miao picked up a hammer and handed it to Xin Bazhu, "Xinjiang, use this to blow away the memory of Yinsang in my mind."
"Sister, do you think I have superpowers?!"
"Then there is no way," A Miao sighed, but the next moment she stood directly on the kotatsu and shouted with a hammer, "You have to remind me anyway! You will be able to remember it once in your head!"
"Big sister, please let him go! If you fight again, you won't know what it will be like!" Kagura persuaded while pulling A Miao.
But at this moment, Yin Shi held A Miao's hand, "I'm sorry, although I can't remember it now, but I will definitely remember it, please be patient."
"Eh..." Looking at the serious Yin Shi, A Miao's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, realizing her gaffe, A Miao hurriedly turned around and said to herself, "I hate it, I How could his heart beat faster for someone like Yin Sang, his eyebrows and eyes were just a little closer, and the dark eyes were a little bigger than usual..."
"Big sister?" Kagura asked in confusion.
"Actually, the past is not that important. Rather than always looking back, it is better to look ahead and walk forward." A Miao said suddenly with some relief.
"What's going on! Why did you suddenly make a 180-degree turn!" Xin Bazhu shouted, "What the **** happened!"
"Seal the old Yinsang, you will be the new Yinsang from today," A Miao said, turning to look at Yinshi again.
"Sister, stinky things are just as stinky when they are covered with stinky things!" Xinba groaned, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a bit inappropriate, and quickly added, "Ah, it's not that smelly..."
"How could a man with far apart eyebrows and eyes in the past be any better? Compared to that kind of sloppy silver sang, this one is much more reliable now," A Miao blushed slightly and continued, "This, this is not very good. Okay?"
"What are you blushing for?!" Xin Ba Ha was not calm, "I don't think he really likes him! I don't want it! I don't want such a brother-in-law!"
"Who told you to say so far?" A Miao replied with a blushing face.
"That is to say! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, once the memory is restored, they will be separated again!" Kondo got out from under the heater and said at the same time, "It will become a lazy dead fish-eye again!"
The next second, A Miao had already guessed Kondo's face, "What are you doing here, Soul Dan?!"
"I just want to come in and warm up..." Kondo replied weakly, at the same time reaching out and taking out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had been melted, "Look at this, I bought Haagen-Dazs, everyone. Let's eat together!"
"It's all turned into a mess!" Xinba spit out, "And how many more hours have you been in the furnace!"
"Yo, long time no see," Kondo stood up and said to Gintoki who was beside him, "Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this time..."
However, before Kondo could finish speaking, he was knocked over by Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived in a hurry.
Looking at Kondo lying on the ground, Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at A Miao, "Hey, when did you raise an orangutan?"
"No, it just ran out of the zoo. I was just about to call the zoo." A Miao replied with a smile.
"Oh, that's it," said Jiang Cheng, sitting down~IndoMTL.com~ and putting down the bag in his hand, "I have prepared something, it may be useful."
"This is..." Shinhachi asked.
"Sweet, I bought all the sweets in Edo," Jiang Cheng said naturally, "Isn't Gintoki's favorite sweets? Maybe this can bring back his memory."
"Maybe this method will work!" Shinpachi replied.
"Yinshi, eat quickly, I spent a lot of money," Jiang Cheng said and opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed it to Yinshi.
Originally, Yin Shi was still looking at the melted Haagen-Dazs in front of him. He wanted to eat it and felt a little disgusted, but at this time, the sweets sent by Jiang Cheng solved the urgent need.
Ginshi was also welcome, just picked up boxes of sweets and started eating.
"How is it? Do you remember?" Jiang Cheng asked.
While stuffing sweets, Yin Shi replied vaguely: "Oh, I don't wipe much, it seems, probably..."
"This method is surprisingly reliable!" Shin Baha shouted, "Look, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows is getting farther and farther! The dark eyes are starting to get smaller!"
"I think it's almost the same after eating these," Jiang Cheng said with a nod, "Remember to pay me back the money for these sweets after you restore your memory."
"Yeah, I feel a little bit worse, I can almost..."
Yinshi finally finished eating the sweets, and even ate the melted box of Haagen-Dazs. Yinshi clutched his stomach and burped. The next moment, he covered his head and continued,
"The last point, just a little bit..."
"Sister!" Shinba shouted, "Get out all the sweets at home! It's just the last!"