Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 649: : When expressing certainty, we will use the words absolute and 1 certainty

"Hey," a hand of Kunai quietly stretched out behind Yinshi, while Yueyong's cold voice sounded, "Who are you? Why do you know about that man? Why does it seem like that? Knowing that man? Why would you be with Xiaoyu and Kagura's dog? All... tell me."

Looking at Yueyong who suddenly appeared behind Yin Shi, Xiaoyu hurriedly called out, "Lord Yueyong!"

Yin Shi said without looking back, with a slightly helpless tone: "Really, I didn't expect to meet the famous Death God Taifu at this juncture. It's really bad luck."

"Answer me!" Yueyong clenched the Kunai in her hand and moved a few centimeters towards Gintoki's back, which was already attached to Gintoki's back.

"Lord Yueyong, it's actually..." Xiaoyu was interrupted by Yin Shi before she could finish speaking.

I saw Gintoki turn around and put up a forefinger and said seriously, "Actually, my relationship with that idiot is like the relationship between Kazuya Kojima (dao) and Ken Watanabe."

"Who believes it!" Yue Yong shouted, "Why are you a comedian?!"

"Lord Yinshi, UNJASH hasn't disbanded yet." Xiaoyu reminded.

(Note: UNJASH: A comedy artist group composed of Kazuya Kojima and Ken Watanabe. In addition, the group name UNJASH is J (JOY), A (ANGRY), S (SAD), H ( HAPPY) means joy, anger, sorrow and joy, because Kazuya Kojima said that artists who add "あ(a)" and "ん(n)" will be more popular, so they added un.)

"It's okay, sooner or later this combination will come..."

Before Yinshi could finish speaking, Yueyong and Xiaoyu used Kunai and a mop to stop him at the same time.

Ignoring Yin when she was lying on the ground with a big bag on her head and Kunwu still twitching, Xiaoyu explained to Yueyong who was on the side: "Lord Yueyong, the truth of the matter is actually Is..."

……

After listening to Xiaoyu's explanation, Yueyong showed a look of doubt, raised her foot and stepped on Yinshi's dirty head, which was lying on the ground.

"Really? Is this man the real Jinshi?"

"What is "the real golden hour"? ! " Yinshi became unhappy in an instant, got up and retorted angrily, "From the beginning to the end, there is only Yinshi! That golden hour is fake! "

"It doesn't matter," Yueyong replied casually, and then glanced at Xiaoyu again, "Then... what happened to Jiang Cheng? Who is... in Yoshihara now?"

"Has Lord Yueyong already forgotten?" Xiaoyu wondered, "I've clearly met before, and I'm almost exactly the same as Lord Jiang Cheng..."

At this moment, Yueyong suddenly thought of something, and her pupils shrank slightly, "Yes...is that the white blood cell king at that time?!"

"Hey, that's right." Xiaoyu nodded and affirmed Yueyong's conjecture, "The fact that the King of White Blood Cells can come to reality is a commission entrusted to Lord Yuanwai by Lord Jiang Cheng after asking for his opinion. After the joint efforts of the three parties, the white blood cell king can come to reality."

Yin Shi looked puzzled: "Hey? What are you talking about? What is the King of White Blood Cells? Is that the name of that idiot's stand-in?"

"Well, no wonder it's almost exactly the same as that idiot." Yueyong murmured, "and it still feels familiar..."

Yin Shi continued: "Hey, listen to people, is it really okay to find that kind of substitute? It sounds like a single-celled creature."

"Ah, it doesn't matter, because that person..." Yue Yong replied indifferently, "He's also a one-celled idiot."

"Ah! It's really true!" Yin Shi was surprised, and then clapped his hands, "This way, it will never be exposed. It's really gratifying..."

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi's expression changed instantly, and he roared with white eyes and bursting blue veins: "...He's tall! There's no problem over there, but I have a big problem here! Now that you know, help me. Ah!"

"No, didn't Master Yinshi just say that things on Jinshi's side are irrelevant?" Xiaoyu asked, "And he also said that he occasionally tried to carry it all alone."

"I've changed my mind now." Gintoki denied what he said just now, and then leaned into Xiaoyudi's ear and said in a low voice, "Hey, look at the atmosphere, you know this. There are a group of terrible women on the women's side. If you can help them, you will be able to easily get rid of the blonde straight hair.

Having easy mode but having to choose hard mode is something only idiots do, right? In short, look at me for a while, and cry for me when you cry. After seeing your appearance, I believe she will feel unbearable.

Anyway, let that idiot bleed once in a while, manpower, money... in short, let her hand over it all! By the way, you can also take the opportunity to ask for a little more alimony, and I will cooperate with you well! "

"Hey, I heard everything." Yueyong reminded with a look of contempt.

"Ahahaha," Yin Shi rubbed his hands close to Yueyong's side, raised his eyebrows and showed a treacherous smile, "Anyway, you already understand the situation, right? Uh... look at this...cough Cough, right? How about the appropriate amount of effort? Money and people can do it. I don't choose."

"Don't get me wrong, I haven't fully believed you yet." Yueyong folded her hands and hummed and replied casually, "Even what Xiaoyu said, I didn't fully believe it."

"Hey! Don't go too far! Smelly woman!"

"But..." After saying that, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng's umbrella that was pinned to her waist, then turned around gracefully after being silent for a while, "Don't think about money, but if it's a spare hand...not really. I can't lend it to you. Come with me."

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi's expression was overjoyed, "It's really Lucky! If we come this way, there will be no problem! Xiaoyu, Dingchun, let's go!"

……

Yoshihara, in a secret room.

Looking at Yin Shi who remained silent, Yueyong said, "These are the wealthy people of Yoshihara now. It doesn't matter what the salary is, as long as you take care of three meals a day."

"My little brother's body is very strong~"

"He looks very handsome too! Ehehe..."

"Although his head is a little weird, he's a nice guy."

"However, at this age, I am really excited to be redeemed by young people from Yoshihara."

……

Looking at the old women around you, who spoke every word and every word, who could not stand without crutches, who wore heavy makeup and had few teeth left, their heads were full of silver. Black Line, twitching the corners of his eyes, looked at Yueyong and said, "Is this the wealthy man you're talking about? Hey, did you do it on purpose? There should be a limit to playing tricks, right!"

"No, I have already explained that wealthy people can lend you their hands." Yueyong took a breath of the pipe, slowly exhaled a puff of cigarettes, and replied as a matter of course, "These people are not old enough The only way to pick up customers is to rely on pensions to survive, all of them are now wealthy in Yoshihara.”

"A wealthy man is obviously a burden to Yoshihara, right! You are obviously just trying to throw the burden on others!"

"Don't underestimate them, each of them is a precious treasure of Yoshihara! Especially their polished skills, that can be called Yoshihara... No, it should be said to be the peak of Edo!"

"Age is the pinnacle! Do you want me to take these babes to form a corps of babes to fight against the entire street of Kabukicho?! No way! You will be killed instantly! You will be laughed out of your teeth. !”

"Are you underestimating their skills?!"

"Give me a bit of time!! Smelly woman!!" Yin Shibai roared with white eyes and blue veins, and complained angrily, "It's because after spending a long time with that maddening idiot, he has become An irritating idiot?!"

Speaking, Yin Shi suddenly noticed that an old lady beside her had fallen to the ground because she was too excited.

"By the way, one of them has started to have difficulty breathing! He has to go to heaven alone without doing anything! Is this how good your skills are?!" With that, Gintoki leaned down and started Check the old lady's condition, "Hey, cheer up! Ba Sang! Don't die!"

The old lady's breathing gradually calmed down, and then she stretched out two hands and slowly grabbed it towards Yin Shi, while her gleaming eyes were still staring at Yin Shi.

"It's really... impatient little brother~ Don't worry, don't worry, I will use my decades of skills to make you feel comfortable~"

"You are the one who is anxious, right!" Yin Shibai roared with white eyes.

"This one is Dingming's military advisor." Xiaoyu is introducing Dingchun beside a group of elderly wandering girls, "It will formulate the military's battle plan, and from now on, you will be silver-haired and silver-haired. General Shi's men."

"Ow!" Dingchun called out.

"Hey!!" Yin Shi frantically complained with his white eyes, "Why did you decide so on your own! What is the general of Yin-haired Yin Shi?! Speaking of which, does it really matter if the dog comes to be a counselor?!"

"Translate what the military advisor of Ming Dynasty just said," Xiaoyu took out a map of Kabukicho and explained, "The first team is ambushing at this intersection, and the second team is lying on the ground. Here, the third division is here, the fourth division is holding back Kagura-sama and Shinhachi-sama, and only the fifth division of Gintoki-sama is left..."

"Wait, who is the general? By the way, why am I the only one in the fifth division? Bullying?"

Ignoring Yinshi's dissatisfaction, Xiaoyu continued: "When the Baba Army was holding everyone back, (Yinshi: Huh? Isn't it the Yinshi Army?) Jinshi was handed over to Lord Yinshi. It is currently the only chance for Lord Yinshi and Jinshi to be one-on-one. If it is a person against a street, Lord Yinshi will not have a chance. But now, with the Baba Army, everyone can be restrained. Do you understand? Gintoki-sama?"

"Xiaoyu...you..." Yin Shi's eyes widened, a bit of disbelief on his face.

Xiaoyu slowly got up and explained: "No matter who it is, it is impossible to turn a blind eye to the elderly who need help in front of them. This is the origin of all our plans. Then... Lord Gintoki should not lose to such a broken copper. Rotten iron."

"Really," Yin Shi sneered before slowly getting up, "How useless I am in your eyes, have you become more and more like that idiot? Xiaoyu? , forget it. It doesn't matter what the name is, whether it's the Baba Legion or the Dog Legion, I will accept this [kindness] and take back everything that should belong to me!"

"Then...this is their redemption document." Yueyong handed a large pile of documents to Yin Shi, "After signing the name, people can take it away, if the redemption fee...this time it is free for you. ."

Silver hour:...

……

The next day.

Today's Kabukicho seems to be a little different. The whole street is full of lost old ladies who need help and can't remember where their homes are. Therefore, Master House has received a lot of the same 's mandate.

Similarly, people who are close to Yinshi have also encountered old ladies who can't remember where the door is open after going out, and seem to be suffering from Alzheimer's.

Kubei and his congregation from Dongcheng, Yamyo, Hasegawa, Katsura, Little Monkey, etc., without exception, these people met old women who needed help on the street.

Out of kindness, these people, without exception, took these lost old women to find their way home.

In the Master's Room, looking at the three old women sitting on the sofa holding tea cups and drinking tea, Xin Baha proposed to Jin Shi: "Jin Sang, if the three mothers-in-law are three, they can only act separately."

"Wait..."

Kim Shi, who noticed something was wrong, spoke quickly, but before he could finish speaking, he saw Xin Ba Hao stood up and smiled in front of an old woman: "Mother-in-law, please come with me, I will help You found a home."

"What a good child." The old woman looked grateful.

"Then leave the one with two teeth left to Aru." Kagura stood up and pointed to the mother-in-law in the middle and said to Jin Shi, "The rest of the mother-in-law who has no teeth will be handed over to Jin. Sauce."

"Hey, wait..."

Without waiting for Jin Shi to finish speaking, Kagura and Shinbaha had already walked out of the door of the Master's House with their "lost old women".

Kim Shi, who was alone, looked at the toothless old woman sitting on the sofa, still holding a teacup, and the virtual frame next to the old woman that read "Get the mission: Send the lost old woman home" , shook his head a little helplessly~IndoMTL.com~ Well, forget it, let's finish the commission first. Jin Shi said to himself, "That guy shouldn't matter, he has no chance of winning. "

"Sakata Kinto accepted the mission successfully."

"Basang, come with me, I will take you to find your own home." Jin Shi smiled and stretched out his hand to the old woman on the sofa.

"Basang?" The expression of the old woman who was still holding the teacup changed instantly, she raised her head and asked Xiang Jinshi, "Who is it?"

"Hey?" Jin Shi was stunned for a moment. He was about to say something, but suddenly felt a growing sense of disobedience...

"Introduce myself again." Xiaoyu stretched out her hand and tore off the disguise on her face, revealing her original appearance, "My real name is FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemon Xiaoyu II, my nickname is Poko Carbon, and my short name is Xiaoyu."

"It's you!"

Da, da, da...

There is a sound of footsteps approaching in the hallway.

"I'm sorry, brother." Holding the wooden knife in one hand, and digging out the nostrils with the little finger of the other hand, Yin Shi came to the living room, staring at the unmotivated dead fish-eyed, "Finally, I have the opportunity to dig one-on-one. Let's have a good chat."

"Did you intentionally spare the two of them?" Jin Shi disdainfully said, "Do you think that if you spare them, I can't do anything?"

"No, you're probably doing something wrong," Gintoki said casually. "It's not just them, but this whole street. Bro."

"What... what?!"

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