Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 615: :The reason why dreams are called dreams
Latest website: In the afternoon, Jiang Cheng walked slowly towards the gate of Yoshihara by himself after handing over the task of building the shrine to Baihua.
Standing high, Xiao Jiu looked at the back of Jiang Cheng, who was walking away slowly, and gently hooked the corner of her mouth.
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Onmyoji, the home of the yakuza.
Jiang Cheng is sitting under the eaves in front of a main house, boredly listening to the explanation or explanation of a senior sister-in-law behind him.
"...God possessed, to be honest, even the number one onmyoji in the world, I don't know much," Seimei said calmly, "only the ancestors have such simple information. I mentioned it before. But speaking of the Nine Masters, it's still the same as before... It's elusive, and he actually used such a random ability..."
"I just want to know, is there any way to make her go back honestly." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said without turning back, "I'm so annoying, the whole Yoshihara is her body odor, and then If this continues, there will be fewer and fewer customers."
Seimei chuckled lightly and shook his head without answering, but continued to explain on his own: "According to the information handed down from the ancestors of Yuye and Silinye, the so-called possession of gods is very... uh... Great things can only be done in extraordinary times.
For example, when God wants to give believers a special divine revelation, or when he wants to punish them, it's the first time I've heard of the reason for wanting to fulfill a wish like the Nine Masters said. But it’s not impossible, after all, people are not gods, and it’s justifiable not to know about gods.
The next thing is what the Nine Masters said, there are records of people who can be possessed only with their consent. The gods want to possess the body, but if the humans refuse, the gods cannot complete the possession. "
"Ah, so..."
"Then, what is the wish of the Nine Masters?" Seimei asked.
"I don't know," Jiang Cheng shrugged as he stood up, "that woman said she wanted her own shrine, but...it shouldn't be that simple."
Qingming chuckled and shook his head, jokingly said: "It seems that you still know enough about the Nine Masters..."
"No, it's not so easy for a woman to be seen through a man's mind." Jiang Cheng glanced back at Seimei and reminded lightly, "If you look at women too simply, you will suffer a lot, sister. control.”
"Who is the sister-in-law!" Seimei complained instantly, and then pointed to the TV in the room, "Speaking of which, I have already told you everything you want to know, and you are also in trouble with Christopher. Let's find a solution!"
Speaking, Seimei's face began to grit his teeth, "Every time, every time, when Krista's program is on, I can always see the figure of Doman hiding on the screen, it's annoying. Ah! I don't want to include that guy at all!"
"Oh!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and tapped his palm with his hand, "That means that stalker is only stalking your sister and has no time to play with you, so you are lonely!"
"Who's lonely!" Seimei's face burst with blue veins, and spittle spit all over his white eyes.
"Ahahaha..." Daoman's voice suddenly came from the wall, "Seimei! I didn't expect it to be like this! I'm really sorry, now my relationship with Krista is getting better and better. I'm so sorry I don't have time to play with you! Just wait! Seimei! I'll make it up to you when I remarry Krista! Bye bye!"
Seeing Doman who jumped off the fence and disappeared, Seimei spit out: "It's just a stalker, don't think I would agree to that kind of thing! I will never allow Krista to be in the same crooked place. Hanged from the tree by the neck! Give up!"
"That's right!" Gintoki, who didn't know when to come, stood on Seimei's side and shouted in the direction of the wall, "We will protect the anchor of Yuno!"
"No, it's not your turn to guard that!" Seimei retorted in an instant, "By the way, when did you come?"
"Long time no see, big brother." Yin Shi raised his hand in greeting.
"Who is your elder brother! Don't get close to it! Why do you just enter someone else's house so casually!"
Yin Shi snorted softly, spread out his hands and shook his head, pretending to say helplessly: "Sooner or later they will come in, so what are you going to say when you enter your future home. Big brother, you are really out there~ "
"Don't worry, I will never agree with you and Krist without Krista's consent."
"Don't be so moved, big brother, I just want to visit big brother when passing by."
"Who is moved!"
Yin Shi was about to say something else when he suddenly caught a glimpse of Jiang Cheng's back from the corner of his eyes, and then his little finger poked his nostrils, staring at the dead fish's eyes with no energy and murmured softly: "What is that idiot doing here? ?"
"For the sake of women, maybe..."
"Yeah!" Gintoki was startled, "Is that idiot also eyeing Yuno's anchor?!"
"Shut up!" Seimei took out the talisman of the Summoning Shikigami, "Come out! Ge Ye! Throw this rogue to me!"
Bang! !
The first sentence of Ge Ye, who appeared from a cloud of smoke, was: "Master Seimei! I smell Jiang Cheng sama! Did Jiang Cheng sama come here?!"
After being speechless for a while, Seimei silently complained, "To be honest, I've become more and more confused recently who is your master..."
At this moment, Ge Ye suddenly noticed Jiang Cheng's back who was walking to the gate, and instantly rushed straight as if he had found a prey.
"Jiangcheng sama! Wait a minute~ Today is the perfect weather to do all kinds of things with Shikigami~ Sa! Come on, go to our love nest..."
The one who responded to Ge Ye was Jiang Cheng's ordinary whip leg.
Seeing Ge Ye, who was hit by Jiang Cheng's whip leg, flew in front of him in a perfect parabola, and fell to the ground with a snap, Seimei shook his head helplessly.
"I'd better change to a shikigami that I carry around..."
As soon as Seimei finished speaking, Gaidomaru flew over in the same parabola from outside the fence and fell in front of him with a slap in the same posture.
"Let's change Krista's side too..." Seimei murmured.
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It's night time.
Crack.
Jiang Cheng, who opened the door of his bedroom, saw Yueyong lying in his quilt...or Xiao Jiu.
"It's really too late to come back~" Xiao Jiu stretched out her clean arms from the quilt and hooked her fingers towards Jiang Cheng, "Sa, hurry up and sleep~ It's like when the two of you were together before. ~”
"Hey? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xiao Jiu coldly, "Is it alright as before?"
"Of course~"
"Then I'm welcome," Jiang Cheng said, and Jiang Cheng took two steps forward, and together with Xiao Jiu, rolled the quilt into a roll and threw it vigorously towards the window.
"It's not my own body, I don't care~" Xiao Jiu reminded lightly.
"You bastard..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, and the movements in his hands stopped.
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Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and playing games, was behind Xiao Jiu, who was only wearing white short sleeves and denim hot pants.
"There are such clothes in this world, why wear such troublesome clothes? Not only are they beautiful, but they are also very convenient to move around." Xiao Jiu raised her arms and wondered, "I really don't understand human beings. Thoughts."
"It has nothing to do with humans, it's just the fault of the orangutan." Jiang Cheng replied without a word.
Xiao Jiu, who knelt on the ground and stretched out her arms around Jiang Cheng's neck, took a deep breath of the scent of Jiang Cheng's body: "Xiao Jiangcheng's smell is still so good~ It's something that this planet doesn't have. The smell of peace of mind~”
"It's enough for you." Jiang Cheng reminded casually, "And...what is your wish? I'm not stupid enough to believe that it is to help you build a shrine or something."
"Xiao Jiangcheng is still as smart as ever~" Xiao Jiu's index finger gently poked Jiang Cheng's cheek, "But I don't remember saying that I want my own shrine, I just said no The shrine is very distressed."
After listening, Jiang Cheng's face instantly turned black, and the game controller in his hand made a cracking sound involuntarily.
"Do you really want to know my real wish that much?" Xiao Jiu rested her chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, turned her face away and looked at Jiang Cheng with a playful expression, "If it is... I want to be with you very much. Will my wish for happiness be fulfilled too?"
"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xiao Jiu lightly, "Don't worry, I will definitely train you to be an obedient sow."
"But people are foxes~"
"Don't worry, I'll make you think deep down that you're a sow."
"It's really a man who doesn't understand the style as always~" Xiao Jiujiao snorted and loosened Jiang Cheng's neck at the same time, "When you need someone, you are always Xiao Jiu Xiaojiu, and when you don't need him, you will die coldly. "
"Hey, I never needed you, don't say anything unnecessary."
"The heartbreak of heartless words~"
"Great, just die."
"You bastard!!" Xiao Jiu, who couldn't bear it any longer, instantly raised her fist and waved it towards Jiang Cheng.
But it stopped suddenly at the last moment.
"Hey, I'll just ask the last question." Xiao Jiu lowered her head and spoke slowly, with no expression on her face.
"Is this what you want?"
"Give me a serious answer," Xiaojiu continued, "At the last moment, you did it on purpose, right? In order for me to temporarily let go of everything and ascend to Gaotianyuan smoothly..."
"No." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I just didn't remember it...or just forgot."
"Oh," Xiao Jiu lowered her head and smiled sadly, "You know? I understood it just after I went to Gaotianyuan, but... but I can't come back, my body, my soul... everything I have is gone. Imprisoned there. Do you think that ending is what I want?"
Jiang Cheng didn't answer, then turned his head and looked through the window to the moon hanging high in the night sky outside the window, and said softly as if talking to himself: "The best ending for everyone is that there is nothing for anyone. I know ~IndoMTL.com~ No matter what the ending is, it is impossible to satisfy everyone. There will always be dissatisfaction, there will always be pain, there will always be sadness... There is no such thing as a perfect ending that satisfies everyone. Get Some times, some will be lost. But I hate guys who wince and try to escape the end..."
After listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Xiao Jiu raised her hand and replied with disdain: "I'm going back, boring person."
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Jiu... or Yueyong closed her eyes and collapsed into Jiang Cheng's arms.
"Goodbye." Jiang Cheng raised his head and whispered softly, and then looked down at Yueyong who was still sleeping, "So, Yueyue, dreams are beautiful just because they are dreams, Wake up."
At this moment, Yueyong made a humming sound and gradually opened her eyes.
"Good morning."
Looking at the smiling face on Jiang Cheng's head, a certain string in Yueyong's heart was plucked...
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