Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 6: :2 idiots, no, 4 idiots already!

It was already completely dark, and Gui, who was walking on the street, suddenly stopped and looked up in a certain direction.

"It's a nice view, a fool is flying in the sky." Gui said, looking at Takasugi hanging from a tree across the wall.

"Well, it's really a good view, I can look down on the idiot." Takasugi replied without any hesitation.

"So, what are you going to do next?" Gui asked, leaning against the wall with his back to Takasugi.

"What else can I do," Takasugi said indifferently, "If I dare to go there again, I will cut off the relationship."

"So it turns out, Ling Zun can't stand the rumors outside." Gui lowered his head and continued, "[Matsushita Village School], it is rumored recently that the school has summoned nearby children to carry out suspicious teaching activities in order to criticize the government and subvert the country. ."

[Establish their own Bushido in their hearts, and everyone can become their own samurai. ] Takasugi couldn't help thinking of what Songyang had said to him, and he couldn't help but chuckled, "That's right, if all the samurai in the world become what he said, this country eats jujube pills."

"Perhaps, but..." Said, Katsura's expression softened, "I won't feel tired when I get along with them. I have always felt that [Samurai] is a kind of being used by various things. The shackles of boredom exist, even if I really want to be a samurai, I...want to be that free samurai.”

The next day.

Takasugi stood outside Matsushita Village School, looking at Songyang who was lecturing to the students, showing a hint of yearning.

"The rumors are true." It was the child who was used as a stepping stone by Yinshi and Jiang Cheng at the shrine, "I said that you have been missing from the private school recently. My private school is obsessed with this. Takasugi, you are finally going to be expelled from the martial arts hall." After the child finished speaking, he led a group of friends to stop, and looked at Takasugi with schadenfreude.

Takasugi turned around when she heard the voice, looked at the people who came, and said nothing.

"But unfortunately, this private school is going to be destroyed tonight!" The child continued to gloat over the misfortune, "I told my father all the rumors about that private school. No matter how lucky that man is, he will be kicked out or thrown into jail!"

"What kind of private school does a ronin of unknown origin run a private school, fool me and wait for the samurai to end without knowing his identity!" Another child said fiercely at the same time.

"Takasugi, you don't want to be a samurai anymore." After finishing speaking, the leading child was about to leave with everyone.

"Wait a minute." Takasugi finally spoke.

"Huh? Do you want my uncle to lift his hand and let go of that private school? If you kneel in front of me and lick my shoes, I can consider asking my father for mercy for that private school." The leader He stopped, turned his head and said arrogantly.

"I just wanted to say, I'll be waiting for you at the shrine, if you're brave enough, come." Takasugi said calmly.

"Exactly, last time I let you escape, this time..." The leader laughed.

…

"What are you doing here, Wig-kun?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Gui who was a little anxious.

After the one-day course, Songyang began to send the children from the private school home one by one in person. At this time, Jiang Cheng remembered the agreement with the big sister next door...

[Jiang Cheng sauce, big sister made you delicious braised pork~ If you have time, come and eat~] The words of big sister echoed in Jiang Cheng's mind for a day, and he was thinking about it in class. , thinking about how to sneak out and eat a delicious braised pork under Yin Shi's eyes. What? you say share? No, Jiang Cheng will only bring some back to Songyang. As for Yinshi, stay where you are cool.

Jiang Cheng chicken thief avoided Yin Shi, but what he didn't expect was that just after walking out of the door of Matsushita Village School, he saw Gui with an anxious face...

"It's not a wig! It's Gui! How many times do you want me to say it!" Jiang Cheng was angry at Gui, "Forget it, I have something very important to tell you, please tell it to Yoshida Matsumoto. Yang."

"I also have very important things right now, if I don't hurry up..." Jiang Cheng's face was solemn, "I'll miss the best moment for braised pork!"

"Braised pork?" Yin Shi's voice suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng, "I said I couldn't find you after class, but I was thinking of sneaking to the next door to eat alone! You gluttonous bastard!" /

"Who said braised pork? I said Huoshaoyun! Look, the Huoshaoyun over there is as beautiful as a bowl of braised pork with oil just out of the pot!" Jiang Cheng pointed to the horizon and quibble.

"Today is a cloudy day, where is the fire cloud coming from! Because of the popularity, I just want to eat alone! Occasionally bring me with you! You selfish ghost!"

"You two stop arguing! It's just a meal, it doesn't matter what it is! I really have something very important to say!" Seeing that You Shuang was about to pinch each other, Gui directly crossed the two of them. in the middle and said.

After listening, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng both stopped at the same time, and looked at Gui in confusion.

"Actually this is the case..."

…

At night, with the bright moon in the sky, Takasugi stood alone at the entrance of an alley and leaned against the wall.

"Takasugi," Gui's voice came from behind Takasugi, "Is it really okay to wander around in the middle of the night? This time I will really be kicked out of the house."

"Don't worry, even if you don't do anything now, you will still be kicked out tomorrow." Takasugi said indifferently, because Takasugi invited the children to the shrine today and repaired it well, this matter will definitely be done tomorrow. If something happens to the public, not only the martial arts hall, but also his own home will be blasted out.

"Gui, but you are still out at night at this time, and the hard-won qualification for special enrollment will fly away."

"Don't worry, it just so happens that I've recently started to get tired of that kind of boring leisure-style education." Gui also said nonchalantly, "I've already sent a message in advance that if I want them to escape before dark, they will have to repay the favor. The leading prodigy in the martial arts hall joins forces with the villain, it is not difficult to stumble the footsteps of the officials, right?"

"Two famous talents? It's really making people laugh out loud," Gintoki's voice came, "It's the evil lair of cultivating reactionaries who try to subvert the country, right? Four little villains from Matsushita Village School. ?"

"I don't remember when I gave you that thing called human affection." Jiang Cheng's voice sounded at the same time.

Takasugi and Katsui looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi in disbelief as they walked out of a dark corner.

"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you to flee quickly?" Gui's words contained a trace of anxiety and reproach.

"Shouldn't it be time for Songyang to run away? Why should I follow him?" Yinshi continued with a wooden knife in one hand and nostrils in the other, " Besides, you two have learned from skipping classes to staying home at night, and you are already regarded as outstanding students in our school."

"I haven't had enough of the braised pork made by the pretty big sister, at least let me finish the last bowl!" Jiang Cheng took out a crock pot from behind. "Only this time is special, let's eat together later."

"Are you an idiot?! What are you doing with braised pork when you come out to fight?! Do you want to replenish your strength at any time?!" Yin Shi complained loudly.

"I can deal with that kind of enemy in one shot. If one shot doesn't work, I'll do a few more shots!" Jiang Cheng gestured at his umbrella and pretended to blow at the tip of the umbrella. tone.

"What are you going to do with such a weapon! Are you still a samurai?! It's foul, this! Absolutely, this!" Yinshi continued to complain, "What's the matter with your proud eyes? ?! Are you showing off that your weapon is better than mine?! Besides, what's the point of your umbrella? Don't you need to refill your bullets?!"

"Yo Xi, put the braised pork here first, and then eat it after finishing the task." Jiang Cheng put down the earthen pot in his hand, jumped lightly, and jumped over the surrounding wall.

Jiang Cheng then fell down, held the umbrella in his hand like a sniper rifle, and looked at a few young and middle-aged men with lanterns not far away, "The target has entered the range, sir, whether to shoot, over. "

"Over your size! Who is the boss, you bastard! The more you talk about it, the more aggressive you are!" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng who gave himself a wink and gave him a thumbs up frantically complaining~IndoMTL.com ~ I don't know what to say, but when you two are mixed in, there is no tension at all. Gui shook his head at this time and smiled helplessly.

"Ah, that's right, I didn't expect that one day, Takasugi would be reduced to being a classmate with these two idiots." Takasugi said the same.

"I just want to say, leave the rest to the two of us. You two will take your hands as soon as possible. Anyway, we and Songyang are also floating here, and we can live in the world even if we live in no fixed place." Yin Shi suddenly became serious. He got up, "The two of you are different, and if you get involved with us, you won't be able to deal with it. Do you two want to be deprived of your scholar status?" Gintoki had already passed the positions of Katsura and Takasugi.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng stopped playing tricks, flipped down from the wall, and stood beside Yin Shi, "I want to say what Yin Shi said, go back quickly, you two."

"If I had a home to go back to, I wouldn't have come to such a ghost place from the beginning." Takasugi said and walked to Gintoki's side.

"After my grandma passed away, I was an orphan." At the same time, Gui walked towards the three of them. "The most important thing is that I don't think titles like shiji are necessary anymore."

"If there is such a thing, it is not given by others." Takasugi continued.

Takasugi/Gui: "You have to use your own eyes to discover! / Use your own hands to grasp!"

After speaking, the two drew out their wooden knives at the same time.

"I see, then I won't say anything more." Gintoki changed his laziness after listening.

"Then, now, let's look forward to that delicious braised pork for a while!" Jiang Cheng carried his umbrella, finished speaking, and licked his lips.