Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 593: :I heard the legend of water monkeys where there is water, I don’t believe it
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Standing at the entrance of the cave, Kagura put his hands on his knees and looked into the cave with his small head. At the same time, he wondered, "What kind of cave is this? Is there a bear hibernating in it, Aru?"
"Don't worry," Gui replied with a chuckle, closing his eyes, "I've chased away the beast inside."
"Huh?" Xinba was stunned for a moment, then frowned slightly with a weird expression, and whispered, "Is it really a bear's lair?"
"Hahahaha, how can there be bears in this kind of place?" Gui said with a smile, and then looked at the sneakers in the cave, which were much bigger than a person and filled with blood. Picking up an index finger and turning his head, he continued, "Just an ordinary big-faced monster."
(Note: Bigfool, also known as "Sasquatch". It is speculated that the giant ape-like beast similar to the savage is the earliest UMA discovered and proposed in North America)
After listening, the expressions of all Jiang Cheng and his party froze instantly.
Xin Ba Hao, who was the first to come back to his senses, took a deep breath, widened his eyes, and spit out loudly: "How can there be an ordinary big-faced monster in this world!!"
"Why is there a legendary UMA in a place like this?!" Gintoki took over the words and groaned frantically, "Why does Bigfoot wear sneakers!!"
(Note: Unidentified living organisms refer to mysterious creatures that live around the world, such as mysterious monsters, whose existence has not yet been identified. A simple example that is familiar and easy to understand - water monkeys.)
"No, I'm not sure yet," Gui glanced at Yin Shi and replied solemnly, "Actually, I'm also shaking. Maybe it's just an uncle with bigger feet."
"No, you're absolutely sure!" Yin Shi complained again, "Obviously that's too big!!"
"Actually, I don't know this person." Jiang Cheng pointed at Gui and looked at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick and the corner of his mouth twitched, "I really don't know him."
At this time, I looked at the giant shoe with the thumbtack fixed inside that read "Sorry, it's too cold, can we stay here tonight? No? It's really strong and simple-minded. Ah! You idiot with big feet!" Gui opened his mouth again and continued: "I asked him to let us spend the night here, but he didn't even listen, so I wrote a letter. Letter and pinned it in his shoe. It seems he finally understands."
Looking at the thumbtack in the shoe and the large footprint with blood on the snow outside the cave, Xin Baha angrily complained: "Understood! His feet were stabbed with thumbtacks and bleeding. Okay?!"
I don't know when, who was lying in the blood-stained sneakers, Gui closed his eyes with a contented expression on his face and continued: "And he left such a great bed. …”
"That's just a smelly sneaker!!" Yin Shibai groaned hard.
"I won't freeze to death before I lie down here." Gui closed his eyes with a soft expression on his face, but then suddenly screamed, "Ah! It hurts! Who put the pushpin here? plant?!”
At the same time, when they heard the sound of footsteps coming closer and closer outside the cave, Jiang Cheng and the others looked at each other, nodded tacitly at the same time, turned around and left briskly at the same time.
At this time, Gui, who heard footsteps behind him, turned around and shouted while groping for the pushpin behind him, "Hey! Where are you going? Wait, help me take off the pushpin on my back first."
Just after finishing speaking, Gui suddenly heard footsteps that were getting closer and stopped behind him, with a happy expression, and again pointed to the pushpin behind him and said, "Oh! Are you back? ? Well, I think it's probably stuck here..."
At this time, a somewhat thick finger lightly touched the pushpin stuck behind Gui's back.
"That's right, right there..." Gui continued.
But the next moment, the owner of this finger pushed the pushpin on Gui's back without hesitation.
Gui was stunned for a moment, then...
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
……
Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just left the cave, were aimlessly searching for a shelter in the forest with their arms trembling against the blizzard.
"Hey, it's getting worse..." Shi Shi said coldly, "If you don't hurry up and find a place to hide from the wind and snow, everyone will freeze to death."
At this moment, A Miao's voice suddenly came from not far away.
"Everyone—!" A Miao, who was standing in front of a cave, waved to Jiang Cheng and others and shouted, "This way, I found a good place~"
After listening, Jiang Cheng and the others stopped and looked in the direction of the sound.
After seeing the cave behind A Miao, who was still waving and smiling, Xin Ba Hao immediately shouted with joy: "Sister!"
……
Standing at the entrance of the cave, Xin Ba Haw looked at the depths of this dark and damp cave, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "I didn't expect there would be a cave in this kind of place..."
"Although it will still be very cold, at least I can avoid turning into a snowman." Shi Shi said while groping into the depths of the cave.
"But if I sleep, I'll still freeze to death..." Jiang Cheng glanced around the cave, "The temperature is almost the same as the outside..."
"Don't worry," A Miao said with a smile, "As long as the bonfire is lit, it will be fine. And even the food problem here seems to be able to be solved~"
"Really?! Ah Miao!" Jiang Cheng's expression was happy.
"Hey, it's true..." A Miao replied with a smile, then leaned down and picked it up from the corpse of an unknown creature with green skin, pointed mouth and fangs that looked like a goblin, which was piled high behind her. He took the head of an unknown creature and turned towards Jiang Cheng and others, "Come on, look, I caught so much food. Even if there are two Night Rabbit clan, there is no problem at all~"
The corners of his eyes twitched, and at the same time, several black lines appeared under the new Baji, and the corners of his mouth twitched and asked in a low voice: "Sister... what is that?"
"It's a vampire~" A Miao explained with a smile.
(Note: Chupacabra, which has been confirmed to appear in Puerto Rico, Chile and Mexico, canine UMA that **** the blood of livestock)
Looking at the unidentified creatures stepping on the feet of the incomparably sweet A Miao who squinted and smiled, and the countless unidentified creatures who had swallowed their breath behind them, everyone except Kagura had black foreheads and expressionless faces. .
At this time, A Miao clenched her fists with a look of excitement on her face, and continued to say to herself: "This seems to be the lair of the vampire beasts, and it is neither a bear nor a bear who sleeps there after stepping over the vampire beast. It's not Bigfoot, but the legendary super-ancient civilization city that was occupied by vampires and perished overnight - Fraser! As long as we can defeat the vampires and reach Fraser's central system, our accident will be completely No problem! Everything works out!"
Speaking, A Miao's expression gradually became serious, "Sa! Everyone stand up! Victory is achieved through battle and with your own hands! Everyone will work together to achieve it! It's on! Oh—!"
But just after speaking, A Miao discovered that the people behind her had disappeared without a trace.
"Ah?"
……
Jiang Cheng and the others once again walked aimlessly in the blizzard-ravaged Shaolin, but the situation was becoming more and more gloomy, because...the night had fallen unknowingly.
"Are you an idiot?" Jiang Cheng reminded with a weird expression holding Kagura in one hand, "Do you really believe what that woman said?"
"It's going to be interesting Aru," Kagura replied.
"It's funny how you look." Jiang Cheng grumbled angrily, then raised an index finger and continued solemnly, "Anyway, whether it's a man or a woman, a cave is a very dangerous place. You must not enter that kind of place casually unless you are fully prepared! Remember it for me!”
Xin Ba Ha, who was walking at the front of the queue, turned around and glanced at Jiang Cheng and the others, and complained speechlessly: "Can you stop talking about meat jokes at this time? Jiang Chengsang? And Miss Yueyong, at this time. What about your kunai? Isn't it usually used at this time?"
"Ah, sorry, I just lost my mind." Yueyong said this while stabbing Kuwu on Jiang Cheng's head.
"Speaking of which, what's wrong with you today?" Xin Ba Hao asked, "I always feel that Miss Yueyong is very distracted today..."
"Indeed," Kagura nodded, then turned to look at Yueyong beside him, "Are you alright, Aru? The warm Kunai and the warm little uncle's head no longer work, Aru? ?"
"No, I'm fine." Yueyong shook her head gently~IndoMTL.com~ but her eyes secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng lying on the snow.
"Probably because it's too cold..." Shinba sighed quietly, "The blizzard is getting worse and worse, what should I do? As a result, I haven't even found a place to avoid the blizzard. It's getting dark. We'll really freeze to death if we go on like this...Jiang Chengsang, don't you have a lot of experience in wild survival? Hurry up and think of a way!"
"Don't worry, Xinbaha." Jiang Cheng pulled off the kunai on his head, got up and folded his arms and chuckled, "The more time it gets, the more calm you have to be! See there? Just because I was too calm, I found out that there was an old grandma over there who was selling hot porridge. Sa, you're welcome, I'll treat you today!"
"Calm your head!" Shin Baha stared at her big red eyes and spit out loudly, "You're just seeing an illusion! It's exactly the same as the little girl who lit a match! Saying You are too useless!"
"Yueyue, let me go, I'm going over there..." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand towards the cliff on the side with his eyes blank, "Hehehe...Mother-in-law said we can waive the bill...Let's go together..."
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