Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 540: :The work of adults…is incomprehensible to children!

"Factory manager," a fourteen-year-old dressed as a factory worker, wearing blue-tinted sunglasses, holding the sniper rifle to his shoulder with one hand, and reporting to his headset with the other hand, "found the inquiries. Suspicious figures of the Patriots and suspicious nits have been shot instantly!"

"Understood! Has the committee finally acted? Ragnarok is not far away! The development of the Patriots must be accelerated!" Gintoki's voice came from the headset.

"There are other very suspicious children, do you want to deal with them?" Saying that, Shi Shi crouched down and raised his sniper rifle at the same time.

Bang!

After another shot, Shi Shi slowly fell to the ground, and a group of children also leaned tightly together, trembling with fright.

"That's my guest," in overalls, wearing yellow lenses and sunglasses, with a cigarette in his mouth, a mustache on his face, and the silver of a sniper rifle in his hand, walking away slowly He opened his mouth and said, "Carrying the last hope of mankind, the children of the Patriots, welcome to visit the Patriot Factory."

"The factory manager, the children said they have no interest in the patriots." Kagura raised the umbrella in his hand and shouted.

"Really?" Yinshi closed his eyes and replied, "If you are found here, you can't let you go like this. We need to solve it immediately..."

Before Ginshi's words were spoken, Kagura and Shinpachi were shot to death, both of whom took out pistols from their pockets at the same time.

Kaura, who was still smoking from the pistol in his hand, said, "You can go back now."

"Be careful on the way back." Xin Ba Haw took over.

……

Eight pairs of children's sandals on the floor at the gate of the dilapidated factory building.

Daigoro and the other children, all tremblingly followed behind Shinhachi and Kagura, and walked slowly towards the depths of the factory.

"Come this way, please," Shinhachi said without looking back.

"Oops! It's definitely better to go back!" a child whispered.

"If you go back, you will definitely be killed!" Another child retorted in a low voice.

"The only thing I can do now is to make up my mind and visit the Patriot Factory." There was no timidity on Daigoro's face.

"But..."

Before he finished speaking, Shin Baha and Kagura, who were walking at the forefront, stopped, stopped in front of a transparent showcase and stood on both sides. The top of the showcase is also very thoughtfully marked with the words "The History of the Patriots".

"Look here Aru." Kagura introduced to the children.

"Here you can see the historical changes of the Patriots." Xin Baha took over the words, and then pointed to the Patriots on the far left of the showcase, "Although the Patriots are like this now, they actually have a very long history. .Since the Jomon period, through continuous improvement, it supports our lives.”

"I don't remember being supported!" Taigoro complained.

"This is the oldest patriot in the world made by the father of the patriot, Patriarch Tugmanda." Shin Baja pointed to the fried chicken on a plate on the far right of the showcase and the food behind the plate. The photo of the Gintoki primitive dressed up, he continued seriously.

"Is this just a piece of meat?" a child complained.

"Although it's similar to meat, this is an authentic patriot." Shin Baha explained, and then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken, "Look, there's a word "inedible" next to it. "

"With desiccant, it means it's food!"

"This first-generation patriot, because of its shape, we call it the Bone Patriot, the Tendon (Patriot) Man and other names." Kagura held up an index finger and introduced it in a serious manner.

"It's just that the meat characters in the brackets have been replaced!"

"This is in the Heian period," ignoring the children's complaints, Xin Baha, pointing to the second "patriot" from the right in the display cabinet, said, "Through sending Tang envoys - Kakimoto Togo Maro, a great change was made. , join the spicy patriots made with spices brought back from the Tang Dynasty…”

Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets that had obviously been bitten on the plate, and the oil stains on the corners of Yin Shi's mouth on the photo behind the plate, a child vigorously complained: "This is spicy chicken drumsticks, right? Who else ate it? The traces of the past, Tuwumalu's mouth in the photo is oily!"

Xin Baji, who still perfectly ignored the child's complaints, pointed to the fried chicken leg and french fries set aside and introduced: "Then in the Warring States Period, through Tuwuwanzang, the patriots reached their prime."

"Why did it become a set meal! Tuwuwanzang didn't do anything at all! This is the history of fried chicken!" Looking at the back of Yinshi, who was checking out with the clerk at the KFC front desk in the photo, The child just now spit out a spit.

"Then, after going through a lot of things, it evolved into the current form." Shin Baha pointed to the Patriot and continued.

"Why?! The most important part is so vague!!"

"After learning the basics of being a patriot, I'm finally going to visit the factory." Said, Xin Bazhu turned around and walked slowly along the dark corridor of the factory. At the same time, he slowly explained to the children, "Come on. Look at the manufacturing process of the Patriot, as you can see. The Patriot is roughly made up of three parts. It is called the Kleenex part of Solid."

"No, you already call it face paper, why is it still called Solid?"

"The part of toilet paper called Nacked." Shinpachi continued to himself, "and... the stick."

"Why?! Why did you give up the name!"

"Put those three things together, and the Patriots are done." Shin Baha continued.

At this time, Xin Ba Haw and others finally came to the outside of the Patriot Manufacturing Room.

Shinba Haw and Kagura led a group of children to a stop outside the glass window of the factory building.

"Look at that conveyor belt!" Kagura exclaimed.

"Nothing is coming... Is the factory manager dead so you are all lazy?" A child whispered while looking at the dirty conveyor belts that were slowly turning but empty.

But just finished speaking, Gintoki's figure slowly appeared on a conveyor belt.

When they looked at Yin, who was covered in blood and didn't move at all on the conveyor belt, the children were all expressionless.

【The factory manager has been teleported! ! ]

"First, assemble the broken factory manager," Kagura explained. "This is the first process."

"Where to start?!"

"What is broken, isn't the factory manager just kidding you two?!"

"The factory manager is already broken." Shin Baha explained thoughtfully.

"The factory manager is totally disrespected!!"

At this time, Gintoki stopped in front of the little monkey wearing a work uniform with a tissue in hand.

“First wipe off the blood on your body with a tissue,” Kagura explained.

Looking at the little ape who took out a paper towel and kept wiping the blood on Yinshi's head, the child struggled to complain: "Isn't that part of the Patriot? Don't worry about those things, hurry up and assemble it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ginshi, who had been wiped by Little Monkey, came to Yueyong who was holding a roll of paper. At the same time, Xinbaha continued to explain: "Then use toilet paper to wipe the blood-stained past clean."

Looking at Yueyong who wrapped Yinshi's head in toilet paper in three or two times, or this meaningless process, the child continued to complain: "That kind of uncle's past doesn't matter! Make patriots quickly! Let's go!"

At this time, Gintoki, who had gone through the second process, came to Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi who were holding patriots and wearing work clothes.

Meanwhile, Kagura explained very timely: "Then wake him up with Patriot."

I saw Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng, who were standing on both sides of the conveyor belt, without the slightest hesitation, they raised the Patriot in their hands and smashed them down at Yin Shi's head again and again without interruption. In the process, Yinshi seems to have also made a statement like "It hurts".

"Isn't the Patriot already ready?! Why was the Patriot used in the process of making the Patriot? By the way, that uncle said "it hurts"? Absolutely, right? Saying "it hurts" means you're still alive, right? What's going on? ! "

"No, I didn't say it." Shin Baji lied without blushing and heartbeat, and then continued to explain, "This process is repeated three times."

"You're just looking for trouble! Aren't these guys the same people who were killed just now?"

"The past must be reckoned for resurrection," Kagura explained.

Seeing the expressionless Jiang Cheng and others, the child complained again: "That's just revenge!"

At this time, Gintoki was slowly fed by the conveyor belt into a machine with the word "healing" written on it, and at the same time, Xinba Haw thoughtfully explained: "Then let the factory manager pass the healing machine..."

With a screech--the sound of the machine's operation ~IndoMTL.com~ Gintoki, who was no different from just now, was sent out by the conveyor belt from the other side of the machine.

"—The factory manager is done!" Shin Baha continued.

"It's the same as before!"

"The factory manager is considered to be in a perfect form like this, but it will be broken after birth," Kagura explained.

"The process just now is completely unnecessary!"

"The second process is the factory manager's inspirational chapter that motivates the assembled factory manager's fighting spirit." Shin Baha continued to explain.

"The factory manager is all right!"

"The factory manager is an indispensable presence in the production of Patriots." Xin Ba Haw explained with a little helplessness, "So there is no way."

"When did I start being a patriot!!"

At this point, Gintoki was sent by the conveyor belt to a machine marked "At that time I still only saw stars".

(Note: This sentence comes from an unknown flower name.)

When looking at the silver in a dark student uniform coming out of the machine, a child wondered: "What's the matter? I was changed into a student uniform!"

As soon as the voice fell, the speed of the conveyor belt began to increase.

"Incredible speed! It's almost impossible to keep up!" A group of children also began to run along the conveyor belt outside the window.

"Hey! Look at that!" a child suddenly noticed something and shouted, pointing to the conveyor belt in the window.

When the children heard the sound, they ran and looked into the window. They saw Xiaomon and Yueyong, both wearing high school uniforms, holding up the words "Come on, little worker! Goal, Japan's No. 1 factory manager. !” and shouted at the same time as he followed Yinshi: “Go! Go! Xiaogong! Come on! Come on! Xiaogong!”

"Why does it look like a train to Tokyo!"

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